I will not be vaccinated!
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Mines a big cock, that does say something about me haha
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Must be hard to find a partner with a huge hole, so it say´s your liking fluffy partners .. ;-)
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my 5g chip is on overdrive rn, i got a notification from BHW in my brain
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Maybe now you can communicate with aliens, I am sure in the space you can find OP somewhere.
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They don’t moo for nothing. I might have to offload the misses for the one that had 10 kids. I’d be up to my neck in hers
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That reminds me of an old joke, you may have heard it.
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.
After a while the boy stops.
"You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it's time we went all the way." he pleads.
"Well, maybe," she says, "but I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us."
The boy stops and says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing."
The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business.
Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.
Moo
Moo
Moo
Mooo
Mooooon River
Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.
After a while the boy stops.
"You know we've been doing this for a few weeks now and I think it's time we went all the way." he pleads.
"Well, maybe," she says, "but I'm a virgin and I heard it hurts. Besides all those people at the field may hear us."
The boy stops and says, "Hmmm, well then if it hurts, start making cow sounds, and I'll stop. But if it feels good start singing. That way no one will ever guess what we're really doing."
The girl agrees so they quickly take off their clothes and get down to business.
Ten minutes later people watching the game hear sounds echoing through the quiet countryside so loudly that the teams stop playing.
Moo
Moo
Moo
Mooo
Mooooon River
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how a vaccin thread became a dick sizing competition
Willyfish
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When a green alien enters and triggers humans, it always finishes like that.
speedy5044
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we should start sharing then
2 inches , very mad about it but what can i do
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My clocks the biggest but the chipolata drops by sometimes
speedy5044
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speedy5044
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and i didnt watch any porn can you believe that , i need some residential shit for $500+ lolgoogled too much today, this is what i got fir chipolata
speedy5044
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too thin ok , from now on thats the name , CHIPOLATA , actually its cool lolgoogled too much today, this is what i got fir chipolata
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googled too much today, this is what i got fir chipolata
It's because you wanted to show us your dick size here and enter in our competition.
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Hi newbie
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