jazzc
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I wasn't given a choice to learn sorcery
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Paranoid Android
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Did you type this or did you induce the keystrokes by looking at them?
pewep
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It depends on what jail. One of them (they move you all around jails btw, like every 2 weeks) it was a private shittery inside of the cell. The other was out in the open. It actually isn't as big of a deal as you think - you just learn to avoid eye contact while taking a dump in front of men. One time it was me and another guy (everyone else had gone to play basketball) and he was on top of his bunk. I went to take a shit and as I was cutting out turds, I saw him looking - staring at me with this semi grin on his face. Fucking disturbing and he wouldn't stop looking. I got so, sooo pissed off. But then I learned later that he is some kind of head case and he's on pills. So I guess I can't really hold that against him but it was still quite an invasion of my privacy. Nobody's gonna bend you over and buttrape you unless you act like you really are into that, which is taken as an invitation. On the other hand I wasn't really in for that long so... yeah.
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Wilson Grant Fisk
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Talking about my stuff? Absolutely not. I keep this shit locked up tight as the head of a drum and only my closest friends have any idea.
And a good percentage of BHW thanks to your numerous threads.
They are 100% sure what they think, they probably think the same as the rest of us.
pewep
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The take away - no you can't have it - but if you really really want it, I might make an exception but it will be just this once and it will cost. Pewep the magician salesman.
Lol, but seriously I've never ever sold anything related to magick and I never will for any amount of money. But I understand what you're trying to say
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Talking about my stuff? Absolutely not. I keep this shit locked up tight as the head of a drum and only my closest friends have any idea
It is good that you do. If you keep posting this stuff, Vrill will start messaging you with his professional medical expertise and opinion.
Wilson Grant Fisk
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The search term Magik Scrotum produced these:
http://www.reelmagik.com/REELMAGIK/Penis_Prosthetic.html
http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=magik+scrotum
I have been scarred for life.
slickkilla
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Pewep,
What sorcery school did you attend? Was it Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or was it one in the States? Also what year did you graduate? and right after sorcery school did you jump right into IM?
Another question is, when in jail did you not do any type of sorcery? like make your soup float while in the showers or just make others drop their soaps while in the shower?
Last thing. Do you consider yourself a Wizard or a warlock?
What sorcery school did you attend? Was it Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry or was it one in the States? Also what year did you graduate? and right after sorcery school did you jump right into IM?
Another question is, when in jail did you not do any type of sorcery? like make your soup float while in the showers or just make others drop their soaps while in the shower?
Last thing. Do you consider yourself a Wizard or a warlock?
BreaknBrix
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He was talking about his "friend". As far as taking a shit in jail (or prison) ...... yes, it's embarrassing. You have to shit in front of grown men some with very violent and perverse records. However, the "courtesy flush" tactic works very well. A lot of people think it's just 1 flush but it's not. You shit, then as soon as the shit is out of your body you keep flushing the toilet over and over. It's common for inmates to flush 5-10 times right after they poop.
On top of that, if you're in a cell you can stuff a towel under the cell door before crapping. So as air comes out of the vent there's a pressure build up. Then when you flush, you open the pipes and the air gets pulled out through the toilet. You can also hang up sheets too. Not so much in county but in prison most of the guards allow it as long as they hear your voice coming from the shitter.
The real issues in prison aren't shitting or showering..... it's mess and rec time. Eating and exercise. 90% of fights happen during mess and rec. Then sleeping is also pretty hard especially when you have a new bunky. The guards walk a complete stranger into your cell, you have no idea what he's in for but you gotta sleep with that mfkr. That's why I always went to bed last and woke up first.
Wilson Grant Fisk
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The etiquette and science of jail house crapping!
Damn, who knew shitting in Prison was so complicated?
jazzc
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Damn 200 bucks for a fake dick with "real human hair"
hateandbreak
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Your Avatar is an Avatar? Mind is blown sir
pewep
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Warlock means "oath breaker" just fyi. I don't really like to put labels on myself, that's why I switch from witch to shaman to sorcerer. But they aren't really very good descriptors because they have a bit of a negative connotation.
jazzc
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pewep
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He was talking about his "friend". As far as taking a shit in jail (or prison) ...... yes, it's embarrassing. You have to shit in front of grown men some with very violent and perverse records. However, the "courtesy flush" tactic works very well. A lot of people think it's just 1 flush but it's not. You shit, then as soon as the shit is out of your body you keep flushing the toilet over and over. It's common for inmates to flush 5-10 times right after they poop.
On top of that, if you're in a cell you can stuff a towel under the cell door before crapping. So as air comes out of the vent there's a pressure build up. Then when you flush, you open the pipes and the air gets pulled out through the toilet. You can also hang up sheets too. Not so much in county but in prison most of the guards allow it as long as they hear your voice coming from the shitter.
The real issues in prison aren't shitting or showering..... it's mess and rec time. Eating and exercise. 90% of fights happen during mess and rec. Then sleeping is also pretty hard especially when you have a new bunky. The guards walk a complete stranger into your cell, you have no idea what he's in for but you gotta sleep with that mfkr. That's why I always went to bed last and woke up first.
You're making this way, way more complicated than it should be. You must have been locked up for some violent shit because I was never really that paranoid. I saw 1 fight when I was there, happened right in front of my eyes. One street kid was feeling tough and blood ended up everywhere. They were 2 latinos and I had never even seen a fight that up close so I was caught like a deer in the fucking headlights, I didn't know what.the.fuck.was.going.on when everything went from 0 to 100 in .5 seconds.
I shat right in front of my roommate and he'd just turn the other way. I didn't look when he was shitting. I hated the smell but after 10 minutes it'd pass.
Jail is horribly boring and the energy is terribly negative but that's about it. I must have read for about 15 hours a day, and that was a great escape. Hours would pass and I'd forget I was even locked up in a cell. Probably the worst is the dreams that you're outside the walls just having a normal day then you wake up in jail. Was a kick in the nuts every time that happned.
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SnoopyDrew
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Pewep you are my favorite member on this site for sure.
Please write a book. I will buy.
Please write a book. I will buy.