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I think i found my twin flame.

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by MrCreeper, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. MrCreeper

    MrCreeper Junior Member

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    So recently this girl I dated back in high school asked if we can be in a relationship again. I thought "Naw" but i said yes anyway. A few days later I got this ache in my stomach for no reason what so ever. I thought it was constipation so I got some laxatives and shitted for three days. Still i had it until after a little mediation and going deep inside myself I realized had love sickness.

    When I told my girlfriend about it she said she had the same thing too! Turns out the reason why she wanted to get back together is because she had felt that way ever since we broke up!

    And that was THREE YEARS AGO!

    :eek:

    Were going to go make a life together now. I'm so happy!
     
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    love sickness, sounds legit
     
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  3. rettaibi

    rettaibi Regular Member

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    She can die any minute the love sickness is a really bad illness that has no medicine.
    If I were you I wouldn't be that happy
     
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  4. Duffers5000

    Duffers5000 Elite Member

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    Sounds more like ass cancer to me, go and get it checked out.
     
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  5. MrCreeper

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    I'm 100% serious... this is no trick.

    There is a cure, find your mate.
     
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  6. lord1027

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    IDK, I'd stick to those laxatives, maybe you can still get rid of it.
     
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  7. 1337python

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    >Back in highschool
    >Nickname "MrCreeper"
    >Location "Minecraft"
    >Girlfriend
    >Seems legit.
     
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  8. oscilay

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    And you believed her?
     
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  9. Trepanated

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    When you say 'girl' you mean photograph don't you?
    When you say 'dated' you mean stared at don't you?
    When you say 'love sickness' you mean mental sickness don't you?

    The only thing that's true about your story is the constipation part

    I definitely believe that you were full of shit.


     
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  10. MrCreeper

    MrCreeper Junior Member

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    But it wasn't constipation at all.
     
  11. davids355

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    Lol funniest thread of the day :)
     
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  12. WPRipper

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    Shitting for 3 days, that's love.
     
  13. proxygo

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    first he want back to the past to take a shit - great scott
    now comes the sequel we havnt been waiting for , watch as our
    intrepid idiot travels forward from the past - or from the past forward,

    in a sequel that will leave u caring not one bit mrcreeper is the guy
    who three years ago took a shit, now he and his trusty companion [brown hand ]
    must travel forward to the the present to wipe his ass crack

    [​IMG]
     
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  14. Numbuh362

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    you should write a romance novel
     
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  15. Crewchief007

    Crewchief007 Power Member

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    You sat on the toilet for 3 days?

    She also sat on the toilet for days?

    The SHe-it is going to hit the fans!!!

    Listening to you and your Boo, love stinks!

    Exits threads...
     
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    Why do people post about CRAP in these forums anyways?
     
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    i think you should write a novels op, you seem to be good at lying you never know. you might be the next nicolas sparks
     
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    thekidwithstars BANNED BANNED

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    This is a good troll see this is how you troll guys.
     
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    Was that a 1st April Joke delivered too early ?
     
  20. Chris22

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    Low effort trolling.