I lost my iphone lol

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pewep

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I'll admit lads, they caught ya boy slippin. I entered a bus today and I left it $400 lighter with a smiling crook doubtless content at lifting it. Well, I guess I deserved it somehow - it was my karma - as all things are.

So I had the balls to go to the Kenyan cops to report it missing. The woman taking my report down gave me a look like "Lmao, so wtf are we supposed to do?" Shiiiet, I just grinned like the fool that I am and continued with the report.

At the end the gave me some guy's number to call that might be able to help me. Uhhh, right. Anyway I tried to remote view my phone later and asked my friends from beyond for a little help hehe and I saw this in the vision:
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It looks like a message from King Boopy saying "N*gga....Good Luck!"
 
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I hope you get it back. Why dont you make it cinematic and thrilling; by using your black magic.:p
 
You have Find My iPhone installed? That is your best chance.

-ThopHayt
 
Note to self: Never, EVER EVER EVERRR EVER get locked up in a Kenyan or any 3rd world jail. Prisons naturally stink like shit, but this one took the stench of human misery to a transcendental, new level of madness. I took one whiff of it as I was passing by and it took all of my strength not to fucking gag. Jesus.
 
ThopHayt said:
You have Find My iPhone installed? That is your best chance.

-ThopHayt
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You're not gonna believe how naive I am - I not only didn't have that installed, I didn't even have an entry pass because I don't keep anything private on my iphone. Yes, I am a retard.
 
pewep said:
I'll admit lads, they caught ya boy slippin. I entered a bus today and I left it $400 lighter with a smiling crook doubtless content at lifting it. Well, I guess I deserved it somehow - it was my karma - as all things are.

So I had the balls to go to the Kenyan cops to report it missing. The woman taking my report down gave me a look like "Lmao, so wtf are we supposed to do?" Shiiiet, I just grinned like the fool that I am and continued with the report.

At the end the gave me some guy's number to call that might be able to help me. Uhhh, right. Anyway I tried to remote view my phone later and asked my friends from beyond for a little help hehe and I saw this in the vision:
oh_well.png

It looks like a message from King Boopy saying "N*gga....Good Luck!"
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MS Paint picture of the bus or no balls, sir.
 
I lost 2 iPhones.

The first one, an iPhone 5, I forgot at a lake when I was in Italy. Just 2 minutes after leaving the place I came back and it already was stolen...
The other one was funny. I forgot that I have my iPhone 6 in my swimming trunks and went windsurfing...
 
supermex said:
I lost 2 iPhones.

The first one, an iPhone 5, I forgot at a lake when I was in Italy. Just 2 minutes after leaving the place I came back and it already was stolen...
The other one was funny. I forgot that I have my iPhone 6 in my swimming trunks and went windsurfing...
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Damn man, sorry :/. For some reason I think the 2nd case would hurt me more haha.
Sherbert Hoover said:
MS Paint picture of the bus or no balls, sir.
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Mate, I don't think anyone should have to suffer through my paint skills, it's already bad enough that people here have to deal with my threads.
 
pewep said:
Mate, I don't think anyone should have to suffer through my paint skills, it's already bad enough that people here have to deal with my threads.
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iPhone (former) owner yet uses an antiquated OS.

Go Mac, Dude, drop the MS Paint and your images will be much better looking despite being the only person on earth who comes close to my lack of artistic skills.

Also, the marketplace has an iPhone finding service - https://www.blackhatworld.com/forums/iphone-finding-service.196/

29.99 paid via PP or BTC and they guarantee they find your phone.... shipping and handling may be extra.
 
Pewep please tell me what you smoke ? Please i need that.
 
BassTrackerBoats said:
iPhone (former) owner yet uses an antiquated OS.

Go Mac, Dude, drop the MS Paint and your images will be much better looking despite being the only person on earth who comes close to my lack of artistic skills.

Also, the marketplace has an iPhone finding service - https://www.blackhatworld.com/forums/iphone-finding-service.196/

29.99 paid via PP or BTC and they guarantee they find your phone.... shipping and handling may be extra.
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You got me fair and square, yes I actually clicked that link wondering "how in the world do they do that?" +1

Yeah I think you're right it's time to officially break up with Bill Gates and join the Mac World. Everyone else in my family does but I'm kind of stuck on PCs because of the nostalgia hehe

Robertoeinstein said:
Broo, i lost my head yesterday After 2 bottle Vodka
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If God was one of us, he'd probably drink Vodka.

-Yelawolf
 
pewep said:
You're not gonna believe how naive I am - I not only didn't have that installed, I didn't even have an entry pass because I don't keep anything private on my iphone. Yes, I am a retard.
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Call your carried so they can at least flag the phone as stolen I guess. Maybe they can track it by some other method or flag it's internal hardware if it gets resold.

-ThopHayt
 
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