I live 15mins from neverland ranch!
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scubaslick
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- Aug 23, 2007
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Channel his spirit and charge $100 for a song about each person who pays. the title is <their name>.
Lyrics:<their name> is not my lover. s/he's just the girl/boy who says that I am the one. But the will is not the real one. I left the them park to someone. s/he says I am the one. But the billions have just begun.
I can see that the world is hurting for me.
I can see that no one else will be free.
till the sun shines down on me. It will be, you will see, a new sunrise for all to see.
And the time, will come, when the world, sees the truth.
In the round, we will see, all the light.
But the end is not tonight.
It's the time for the world to begin. To believe that we can win.
Yeah, fuck it. I've drunk enough and I'm tired. For all of you that care, M.J. was in more pain than most of us can know because we have the luxury of not having the entire world crawl up our asses with a microscope every time we eat a burrito.
My family were good friends of Stevie Ray and some of us hung with M.J. Not me of course, but seriously, get what you can out of his death. He's gone and doesn't give a shit. But remember this: when you croak, leave something for your family and friends. If you can't spend it while you're here, you might as well be remembered for what you didn't spend.
Night.
-scuba
Lyrics:<their name> is not my lover. s/he's just the girl/boy who says that I am the one. But the will is not the real one. I left the them park to someone. s/he says I am the one. But the billions have just begun.
I can see that the world is hurting for me.
I can see that no one else will be free.
till the sun shines down on me. It will be, you will see, a new sunrise for all to see.
And the time, will come, when the world, sees the truth.
In the round, we will see, all the light.
But the end is not tonight.
It's the time for the world to begin. To believe that we can win.
Yeah, fuck it. I've drunk enough and I'm tired. For all of you that care, M.J. was in more pain than most of us can know because we have the luxury of not having the entire world crawl up our asses with a microscope every time we eat a burrito.
My family were good friends of Stevie Ray and some of us hung with M.J. Not me of course, but seriously, get what you can out of his death. He's gone and doesn't give a shit. But remember this: when you croak, leave something for your family and friends. If you can't spend it while you're here, you might as well be remembered for what you didn't spend.
Night.
-scuba
multimedia
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- Jun 22, 2009
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You can also bluff visitors that you are the only one to take MJ's daughter's virginity, then take some Pics of your and sell them like hot cakes..people will even buy them for 100$ per pic 
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Cyber_Demon12
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Eh I don't know if this has been said or anything, but what I would do is setup a stand with some rope around it.. and get a few friends to go with you. Then you tell people that they have to buy a ticket to see the ceremony.. Sell the tickets for idk.. $20 each and if they complain tell them "hey its a once in a lifetime thing... You're very lucky they are letting people see it!" or somethin lol.
So that way, you will get lots of money, and if people start finding out, pack your shit up and run.
OH and only accept cash. hahahaha
And you could also add in some of the things like other people said. Just go buy some plastic/glass tubes or whatever and get some nice MJ labels made and then go behind your house, fill the tubes up with dirt, and sell them at your stand. Could also do the same with some nice MJ T-Shirts.
Man I can keep going with ideas.
Could also do that "$500 a day by selling websites" post here on the forum and tell people "oh do you want a once in a lifetime free MJ website or any other website?" then you give them a card/piece of paper with your email so they can email you, and bam... should bring in LOTS of money.. .way more than $500 from just this method... If you do this right and you don't get caught.. You could prolly bank at least $5k from 1 days work.
But ye, look at all of the ideas I'm comming up with that you could do... Hell go sit at a local walmart and say sell t-shirts or whatever and act all professional saying that your t-shirts and tubes of dirt were sent to you from the neverland ranch or whatever...
Ok I'm done typing on this... Brain keeps moving and I'm tired of typing.. I hope I helped in one way or another..
So that way, you will get lots of money, and if people start finding out, pack your shit up and run.
OH and only accept cash. hahahaha
And you could also add in some of the things like other people said. Just go buy some plastic/glass tubes or whatever and get some nice MJ labels made and then go behind your house, fill the tubes up with dirt, and sell them at your stand. Could also do the same with some nice MJ T-Shirts.
Man I can keep going with ideas.
Could also do that "$500 a day by selling websites" post here on the forum and tell people "oh do you want a once in a lifetime free MJ website or any other website?" then you give them a card/piece of paper with your email so they can email you, and bam... should bring in LOTS of money.. .way more than $500 from just this method... If you do this right and you don't get caught.. You could prolly bank at least $5k from 1 days work.
But ye, look at all of the ideas I'm comming up with that you could do... Hell go sit at a local walmart and say sell t-shirts or whatever and act all professional saying that your t-shirts and tubes of dirt were sent to you from the neverland ranch or whatever...
Ok I'm done typing on this... Brain keeps moving and I'm tired of typing.. I hope I helped in one way or another..