Discussion in 'Making Money' started by skysaxon, Jul 1, 2009.
how can I make money? there's supposed to be some memorial there soon with tons of people.
Setup a stand outside it and sell some MJ merchandise.
Setup a stand where the queue is (I imagine there is going to be a stupidly big queue to get in) then get a incentive survey / offer related to MJ (i know there is one on cpa lead) and as people are queuing up get them to fill in the offer, you will have to setup a laptop on your stand but i bet you would get hundreds of people doing it.
1). Offer to show people where Michael Jackson drove past most days and include light refreshments for $500 a pop...Then take them to your house...lol!'
2). Buy some ratty old wig and sell it strand-by-strand. Don't ever say it belonged to him. Let your location do the talking.
3). Print out images of him rehearsing for his London comeback tour. (They are available online but most people don't know how to use Google, as is only too evident from this forum). They are here if you want them:
4) Bottle air that Michael Jackson breathed - due to your location. Some dopey people will buy it, if it's cheap enough.
5). Dig earth up from around Neverland and sell it in small quantities. (I have a piece of the Berlin wall when it came down). Pebbles and small rocks are priced higher.
6). Package small amounts of pink mortician's putty as bits of his nose.
7). Offer details of the US patent Michael Jackson owns for 'The Lean' used in Smooth Criminal and also used by the likes of me, Magicians. Here it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_Criminal#Anti-gravity_lean
All of this is tongue-in-cheek and some, downright illegal, but you get the idea.
Camp out in a tree and secretly film the ceremony and sell it to sites like TMZ etc. or lemonade stand
Yeh interview people and post those videos to YT, make sure you watermark them with links back to your mjtribute site that has cpa offers and adsense or if you have an epn links to ebay with mj shit.
or you could just sell water for 2$ each
1. Tell them to leave there slippers/ shoes outside and sell them!
2. Make a gang group and ask entry money to everyone.
3. Create MJ lemonade, MJ you are alive quote tshirt and sell them.
4. Make small UNKNOWN MJ facts book and sell them..
5. Dance like MJ and make money
Wow some of these ideas are good Ie: the food ones. People eat, its an everyday occurrence. Take as many pics as you can. Sell bottled water for 2 bucks, canned drinks for 1 dollar, food ideas, barbeque, hot dogs, and hamburgers. Might want to check local laws about selling food on your property if you go that way. News people eat too, so you can probably charge more ha ha. If you want a good ole texas recipe and want to pay for it, give us a message LOL i have to make money too!!! OH and dont forget to charge for parking! That will always pay...
This is something you would have to explain to your AM before hand, but its a perfectly acceptable type of offline marketing, as long as your AM is ok with it and you explain your gonna get lots of leads from the same IP then all is good
lucky git. i would love to live there lol.
Charge for car park spaces???
It's summertime over there in the good ole US isn't it, get some hobo's workin' for ya:
Write your website all over your naked body and just run where the crowd and media is.
Moonwalking naked for media = profit.
make a giant sign that says 'BE ON TV AND TALK ABOUT MJ" then have them come around to your backyard and do some "personality tests" but you ask them the questions while filling in the CPA offer. make signs on all the routes to the ceremony pointing them to your house. you might get a nice line of ppl
hahaha thats a great idea
Get a bunch of t-shirts printed with your MJ related website on it, and pay some people $5 to wear them around the area for the day.
i was thinking something photo related: "your picture in front of the ranch: $15 5x7, $10 wallet set"
you take the pic, give them a card to your site where you sell the photos, and have aff links when they get there.
Get a HD cam film the whole stuff..start a blog with the vid
and have a diary of your live living close to him/it
have clips of it on youtube
run adsense ads ,cpa offers
Neverlands secrets revealed by his neighbour .com
Have them park the cars on your property and give them a ride. Parking will be a major issue.
Get 5k business cards saying you can get MJ ringtones at your link. Make it look like it's some type special ticket or coupon thing so people will actually want the card because they think it's valueble valuable and they will go to the site when they go home. idk...
Charge people to have you take them through a tour to the playgrounds where he used to hide in the bushes and watch the kids play!
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