I hate my father-in-law

Jesus Christ buddy! You're the author of your own shit I tell you.

Grow a pair and man up, make some fucking money.

No offense seriously, but who fucking raised you?






built2blast said:
And for those 2 who gave me neg reps can go fuck yourselvs.
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meathead1234 said:
Man up, make some money and move out then.

I'm sure he thinks you're a lazy prick who likes to fuck about 24/7 so it's swings and roundabouts :)

If you married my daughter (not that I have one!) and lived in my house because you were a bum, I'd use any of your stuff that I wanted as well.
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The last sentence made me laugh for minutes.
Lovely :D
 
get old crappy p4 desktop + monitor, install WinXp free and internet browser then say Enjoy OLD MAN and laugh like Courage the Cowardly Dog!
OR maybe he already have one old shitty desktop he didn't tell you about. so fix it. why feel embarrassed to use old time machine.

don't waste money to buy new latpot if he's such a PRICK :p
 
Solution:

  1. Call him so he witnesses all this that you are doing!
  2. Set your (his laptop now) laptop on the desk.
  3. Place beer bottle on top of a basketball in perfect equilibrium, near laptop.
  4. Near the basketball place a stack of books and on top of them a vase. Have nice flowers in the vase.
  5. Pull the hammer you had hidden under your coat and hit the laptop with it.
  6. Because of the vibrations from the hit, the bottle will fall, you must catch it quickly. Take a sip and say "ahhhh!" with a satisfied face.
  7. Scream "noob, you can't steal my shit and get away with it! I even got rep- on BHW because of you".
  8. Make serious face!
  9. Laugh like Courage the Cowardly Dog
  10. Say "This is just so you know you can't fuck with me. By the way, I sold your daughter on ebay so I can buy ourself new laptops"
  11. Leave and let him sit there.
  12. When his daughter comes home, give her the nice flowers. Tell her you love her.
Please post review of my 100% proven method after you use it. If it does not work, remember the method is solid, it's you who can't implement simple shit that's the problem.


For $30 I can say I bought his daughter from ebay if he calls me. Fuck, I'll do it for free... just for you.


Good luck and remember nice words can take you a long way. Instead of kissing his ass just tell him the obvious man, it's your damn laptop. He can go and buy himself a new one if he needs it and maybe next time he won't spill beer over it.
 
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Call some local businesses and offer them a website, or verify their Google Places listing - whatever. There is work to be done out there, you might just need to look. If you sit at home all day you're obviously not going to get any money.

Now I may be wrong in my assumptions, so forgive me if I am. All the best.
 
Come on man...run away from this '' Prick '' house.Then why dont you just try to find another girl who's father willing to let u live with them. A new laptop ! Obviously ..may be a new BMW !!
 
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Starting pimping I heard that is a job that can never go out of business.
 
Buy your father-in-law a new netbook. He probably deserves it.
 
I got an idea! How about you give someone else in the house your living at this website address:
Code: 
http://www.blackhatworld.com

Because it's soo incredibly easy to make money by reading up and implementing that anyone can do it. But you're here bitching and losing sight of the fact that if you'd care about your life and your future family, you'll get your act together and start making some money.
 
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Teach your son how to rewrite articles and sell them on fiverr.
Sell lemonade on the corner.
Your dad inlaw can watch your son while you're out working as a... mechanics apprentice, carpenters apprentice, waiter, ice cream man, web site developer, article writer, janitor, bar tender, bowling alley attendant, truck driver, coal miner, roofer, landscaper, dentist assistant etc.

another idea. since you're home watching your son get people to bring there kids over to watch them for a fee. You and your inlaw can become partners in this endeavor.

pull yourself up and get out of that rut you're in.
 
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