I'm a dog lover, I don't know why, they are just smarter, funnier and friendlier than cats. And the funniest thing in the hole story is that i live in a neighborhood that has a lot of cats, and no dogs. Some don't have an owner, some have one but he is really lazy and gives the cat a lot of free space. One of that cats, a brown-white one, is the biggest fucker of them all, really annoying. The little prick comes every night under my window and makes weird sounds, has sex with other cats and so on - really irritating. And then, it just stopped. Like for a week i don't hear any familiar sounds, just a "squeaky sad" sound every now and then. And... what... We have a 5 meter place in the middle of the buildings that goes nowhere. You can not get in and you can not get out if you fall in - well.. if you are smaller then a middle sized human. And, guess who i found there: First it was "HA, YOU LITTLE FUCKER" And then... blah, i figured out that he had not eaten in days, and with no water to.. so i trowed him some fish and went back to my room to figure a way to get him out. In my room I found a 10m RGB cabel, and on my terrace a yellow bucket. Tied thous two thingies, put some fish in the bucket and let's go fetch the cat. 1st try I trowed the bucket to hard, the fish fell out of it, the cat eat it without even smelling the bucket 2nd try Fuck... no more fish - to the store, got some new fish, again the same scene with the bucket, but this time i did it better, the bucket fell down and it was waiting for the cat... the cat got in by half (not the hole cat, just half of it) grabbed the fish and got out. 3nd try Again the same method but with little bites of fish... it didn't want it - got already two fishes and it's not more hungry 4nd try Put some water in the bucket, again the same method, the bucket is down, the cat is in half in and drinks the water... I'm pulling slowly the bucket up, but it grabs it and pulls back down. I try harder, the cat runs back... DAMN. The next and the last scene Put some plum gem on the middle of the bucket so that the cat comes and stays. And that happend, she stayed and licked the plum gem. In the mean time i was trying to catch here butt with the cable so i can pull her but in side the bucket... it took me a few tries.. well, more then few, but after that i got her up.. finally! After i pulled here up I let her go... the little fucker better does not show anymore under my window.. damn how i hate cats.