I just need to whine and complain for a minute. I want to make about $60 to $120 by the second week of next month. I'm trying to fund a project. I know that I can go back and do content writing, but the thought of going to textbroker or write.com just makes me want to throw myself out of my window (I live on the first story of my house so I wouldn't hurt myself but you get the point). I'd much rather do private client work because that's interesting and far more flexible. It's just silly of me to market for a short term/one-off project. I can take the money out of my savings but this isn't an emergency. Plus once I start taking money out of my savings for mundane things I don't actually know how to stop. So that's a no. I know my only option is just to login to Textbroker and start doing work but it's just the IDEA of it that makes me want to start screaming and crying like a baby. I'm actually way too old to be whining about something like this. "I know I can make money but I don't want to do it this way" is such a first world problem. I just don't want to! So I'm going to bend over now, and you can all get in line and shove your feet up my asses one at a time. I need you to be gentle though because I just had beans and coffee and I've been on and off the toilet all day.