I am such a loser :((

How did I miss this thread the posts are hilarious ROFL...:D

So OP not much left for me to say but you closed with - quote -

F**k me

Man fezz up and grow up by changing your diet...

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You forgot to mention you farted that is why she left...
 
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1) Yeah you're a loser.
2) Now clean your eyes, stop crying, grow some balls and meet another girl.
3) And do not ever talk shit like this.

We learn from mistakes, right? There is nothing bad about it.
 
Hey Op

first of all ,You need to learn how to talk ,behave,impress... bla bla with girls


u did opposite instead of impressing here
Don't feel bad


We learn from mistake ,so Now Grow up and you know "practice makes man perfect" :P
 
masush300 said:
Hey Op

first of all ,You need to learn how to talk ,behave,impress... bla bla with girls


u did opposite instead of impressing here
Don't feel bad


We learn from mistake ,so Now Grow up and you know "practice makes man perfect" :P
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Says the guy with skunk fur on his head?

bahahhaa.....
 
Plastic surgery? Are u serious?

At least, u can just saying "u looks more beautiful and lalala" .

No wonder she left u.
 
Dude you went at this woman like a straight noob, damn now I gotta write a WSO on how to pick up women...

oh wait, I think theres a few of them floating around on the web already... nvm
 
LOL OP you made me laugh :)

Don't worry, shit happens, that's when you learn something new. Just keep trying and focus on how do you talk to a woman. You blew it when you asked the surgery thing, from there you burned down till ashes hahaha.
 
If i was in your age i would probably say"Hey man i think that you need to commit suicide lol"


This is exactly what happened to you yesterday.


Yeah, that girl will remember you as a loser(also her friends)


But in the bottom line, you need to forget about it, move on and f@#k much more.
 
damn - you missed out on a pharmacist, they're almost as good as a publicans daughter on my list
 
Very smooth :p haha but seriously I wouldnt let it get you down to much a lot changes in 12 years :)
 
I lolled at the post and avatars in this thread for instance the avatar pic 2 post above this.

to the op you might have messed up when you mention the plastic surgery thing but you could have made up for it, but you let the conversation get dull around the pharmacist part

you have to get past the awkward silence, keep control of the conversation, remember to keep here engaged, and no stuttering don't be afraid, the worst she can say is NO.

better luck next time
 
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Talk to her, be really honest. Say you liked her al along but was shy before. Then ask her out.
Only 2 things can happen then:
1: She says yes, maybe because she still likes you or maybe because she feels sorry for you. Doesn't really matter, as long as you take it to the next step, which is going out with her!
2: She says no, if that's the case... stop thinking about her and grab a beer with some friends :)

I know how you feel because it looks like a story from my past... was really shy too. Anyways, good luck!
 
1. asked a girl if she had cosmo surgery - girl walks.

2. local reputation -44.

3. starting to see a pattern...
:batman:
 
You just verbally pimpslapped that girl.... 2 times.
Congratulations!
 
"have you had plastic surgery?"

worst pickup line ....EVER

theseodude said:
12 years later, which was last night, I met her at a wedding. So I told her "Sharon, is that you?" she said "yes" I said "you look so different. What happened?" she said "I grew up" I said "did you do plastic surgery?" she said "no, does it look like I did surgery?" I said "yes" she said "gee, thanks"
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