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I am Sam

Discussion in 'Introductions' started by samevans, May 2, 2013.

  1. samevans

    samevans Newbie

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    hey guys... I wanna learn something new.
    What you guys really do in here? :dance:
     
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    drywallrob Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Do you like Green Eggs And Ham?
     
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    innozemec Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

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  4. samevans

    samevans Newbie

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    Hey innozemec,
    Thanks for that...
    And how do people make money in here anyways? :questionm
     
  5. WizGizmo

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    We have keg parties and Roman-style orgies on the weekends,
    but you will need to be a Jr. VIP to gain access. :)

    Welcome To Black Hat World! . . . Enjoy Your Stay.

    Cheers! - "WizGizmo"
     
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    fbfbfb Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Stop asking questions ! Start reading !
     
  7. srb888

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    Welcome, Sam!

    I come here only to welcome new members who are extremely intelligent! :)
     
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    Any Ways, literally!
     
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    here i come baby ;)

    Welcome to BHW Sam and hopefully you will enjoy your stay
     
  10. Techxan

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    You are Sam, Sam you are:
    making money online will take you far.
    But I will say a simple fact son,
    You get nothing until you take action.

    Do you like building links?
    No, it causes my back to kink.

    But you could build them here and there.

    I will not build them anywhere.
    I do not build a single link,
    As I said, my back will kink.

    But you can build them from your house,
    and simply build them with your mouse.

    I will not build them from my house,
    I will not build them with a mouse,
    I do not build a single link!
    I've made my point, at least I think.

    You should think outside the box,
    and build them crafty, like a fox!

    I do not think outside the box,
    I am not clever like a fox
    I will not build them from my house,
    I will not build them with a mouse,
    I do not build a single link!!
    You keep this up, I'll call my shrink.

    You could build them in your car,
    or with a laptop from a bar.

    Not in a car,
    not from a bar!
    I do not think outside the box,
    I am not clever like a fox
    I will not build them from my house,
    I will not build them with a mouse,
    I do not build a single link!!
    Because, you know my back will kink.

    With your phone, on a train?
    your back could rest, not be a pain.


    Not on the train,
    cant stand the strain,
    Not in a car.
    Not from a bar!
    I do not think outside the box,
    I am not clever like a fox
    I will not build them from my house,
    I will not build them with a mouse,
    I do not build a single link!!
    If I do it wrong, my site will sink!

    Here,I'll teach you SEO
    Thanks! That's something I didn't know.
    It seems backlinks are the way to go.
    And since I now know SEO,
    I'll build some backlinks, away I go!

    I can build them on a train,
    It's no longer such a strain,
    I can build them in a car.
    Or with my laptop in a bar!
    I will think outside the box,
    And build them crafty, like a fox
    I can build them from my house,
    I can build them with my mouse,
    I can build a ton of links!

    You have your links,
    your site is ranking!
    It all looks good,
    it is not tanking.
    Your banner ads are all unfurled,

    Welcome my friend to BLACK HAT WORLD!






    Sorry, couldn't resist,
    Theodor Geisel is an all time fave of mine.
    Horton rules!!
     
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  11. lanbo

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  12. xSwag

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    I was thinking the same thing LOL.
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