How to hide your porn

wow hide porn from mom lol. Thank god for you know porn sites like pornhub to stream porn to you. Who downloads porn anymore?
 
anyone else having problems with this? I havent made a single dime off this tutorial
 
just put it in a folder full of other porn called "PORN" no-one who would be looking for someones porn collection with ill intent would think the porn-owner would be so dumb and will likely overlook it. Other options being label the folder "beheading videos" or "the day the earth stood still - keanu version" both will leave your porn safe to be viewed another day.

truecrypt would be a second good option but I'm left wondering why bother, it's only porn.
 
you should be more worried about hiding your rock socks, kleenex mountain or covering up your stained bedding, clothing, walls, ceiling, screen, pets, plants, smell, etc, etc !!!!! LMFAO
 
how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom :)

instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

have fun

hey just make a self extracting archive with password. Thats it. With file names encrypted in winrar, there is 90% chance your mom can not crack it. If your mom is smarter than this then change the name extension. That will take care of rest 9%. and if your mom still can figure this out, then run buddy. Your mommy might be reading this post by joining BHW from your bookmark list. And for once dont store anything on a shared computer.
 
Ok, so now i learned today to hide porn on my computer, how the hell am i gonna make any serious cash out of it ?

Just share the rared videos changed as .avi and share them on a torrent site. Include a link to a CPA offer not inside the the rar, but outside say important.txt along with movie.avi. Tell them to change the extension to .rar and then register on a specific site with your link. Try to find a common word that will be sent to them via email after they register say on a particular line. It could be anything. But should be consistent. Make that your password beforehand . Thats it . People will not know till they have downloaded it. Better to have a demonoid.txt file along side so they believe it to be original.
Press thank you if think you should.
 
Beats me why anyone cares about porn. If you do then save it to a memory stick and encrypt it.

More important is to use some program to wipe all traces of the sites you have visited.

Best of all go out and meet some real girls. Then you won't need to look at silly pictures.
 
is this really the trend of thinking we are aiming for here?

if youre still hiding youre porn, it means you need to leave your parents' home and get a life christ's sake as simple as that

hahahhaha
 
I made a comment here a while back about dealing with kiddies on the forum and got blasted for it.

sigh
 
Why are you hiding your porn from your mom, anyway? Is she addicted to it or something?


Also, if you go to that much trouble to hide your porn, to what extent do you go to hide a real girl you bring home for a romp in the hay?
 
@SpectroMX5

d@mn you stole my suggestion. True crypt = :champion:. BTW the rar idea sucks.... ever here of indexing archives? Most recent used programs, temp data, Rare PW crackers, etc...
 
ROTFLMAO. I totally adore this thread. Sometimes, we just need these topics here.
 
how to hide your porn (from your mom) - by eskimo

have you got so much porn you cant keep track. im sure if your under 21, you do. here is how to hide it from your mom :)

instead of putting it in loads of folders, all with names like asdggjgg, put your entire collection into one folder, compress it (with WinRAR or whatever).

now you have an archived folder full of nudeness. now rename the file from "myporn.rar" to "myporn.ntz" (anything but .rar)

nobody will know what the file is and there is no way to open it without renaming it back to .rar

have fun




What if your mom checks bhw and finds your method, what will you do next?

:yield::yield:;)
 
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