How to hide your porn

@ eskimo; You could use folder compression & encryption built into WindowsXP to protect your files.

You should change your location from:
Location: in your moms bed
To:
Location: in my race car bed

Your Mom already knows about your porn and "used" sweat socks used for clean up duties that you shove to the bottom of the hamper pretending they were there all week.

Now go make money and move out.
 
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everyone who said that porn sucks is gay
the only type of porn that sucks is gay porn
 
@ eskimo;
Your Mom already knows about your porn and "used" sweat socks used for clean up duties that you shove to the bottom of the hamper pretending they were there all week.


Socks are porous.... so think smartly! Use Ziplock baggies.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
I like to rename my girlfriend to something like, .txz, then, when I need her, i rename her back, have my way with her, and change her extension when im done.
 
Or you can just stream it all as and when you err.... need it.
 
I like to rename my girlfriend to something like, .txz, then, when I need her, i rename her back, have my way with her, and change her extension when im done.

You know, that might actually be the geekiest thing I've ever heard. Congratulations sir.
 
you should be more worried about hiding your rock socks, kleenex mountain or covering up your stained bedding, clothing, walls, ceiling, screen, pets, plants, smell, etc, etc !!!!! LMFAO

LOL, I almost fell out of my chair. Maybe I should write a ebook, "How to hide

you PORN." Just another niche market.
 
OK you guys and gals, enough already. My sides are in serious pain from laughing so hard!!
 
or just hide it on c:/Program files/windows journal/new folder :D no one open that folder
 
Or you could just use the cheapndiscreet . com streaming feature, thus not having to save it to your HD at all, .. Noobs : \
 
Just make your mom fill out an I-framed CPA offer before she can view your p0rn. Come on, monetize this!
 
Or just create 26 folders named A,B,C.....Y,Z , Then create 26 more folders like that in each of them and so on until you have a path to your porn stash like this :
C:\P\O\R\N\O ...



Originally Posted by ukescuba
you should be more worried about hiding your rock socks, kleenex mountain or covering up your stained bedding, clothing, walls, ceiling, screen, pets, plants, smell, etc, etc !!!!! LMFAO

HaHa! Pets and plants!
 
who really downloads porn anymore??? sure i understand theres some good stuff for dl... but with all these adult sites poping up... redtube, fleshtube*jk*, realitykings, pornhub etc... why dl ;D ofcourse porn is a waste of time imho... real girls ftw ;)
 
Jesus, kids, don't hide it, hide yourself and monetize it. It's easier than this and you KNOW it. For the record, I like shadowcaster's idea the best out of all the real ones.
 
back in the day when i used to share a house with my mates, we would order a pizza and then stick a porno movie on when we saw the pizza guy pull up outside, the guys would crank up the volume whilst we where paying for the pizza, you could hear the moans, squelches and groans we would act normal but you could see the delivery guy cringing at each orgasmic scream! LOL those where the days! LOL

it actually backfired one time at we got a girl delivery driver and my buddy was like dying, trying to get us to shut it off! LOL

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Funniest thing i've heard all day, lol
I'm definitely going to add this one to my tricks
 
is this really the trend of thinking we are aiming for here?

if youre still hiding youre porn, it means you need to leave your parents' home and get a life christ's sake as simple as that
I still hide my porn and I'm almost 50. If I didn't my 17 year old would be wearing my computer out. :D
 
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