How to get LOL's from a Craigslist predator?

tukim

tukim

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So while looking for a new apartment, I came across this guy: http://delaware.craigslist.org/roo/3639977125.html

He posts the same thing between Maryland, Pennsylvania and Delaware.

Long story short, I convinced him I'm an adorable 20 year old girl facing eviction and about to be on the streets. He is now obsessed with "her", sending me like 6 emails a day DEMANDING he come pick her up and take her away to his farm to live with him and his sons, "who really want to meet you/her". His emails are very bossy and controlling saying he has 50 girls who emailed him and she has to do this or that by a deadline. The entire situation seems really fucked up like it would be some cult-ish sex movie on Lifetime. Anyways, point being he's a straight up creepy predator looking to take control over some disadvantaged young girl, and if said girl ever went to live with him I guarantee if she ever tried to leave she'd end up dead, he's that kind of creepy.

Any who, I have his name, phone numbers and even address. I've been trying to think of something that could be hilarious to do to him but I have nothing. Personally I'd prefer to blow his house up and post it on YouTube but trying to stay away from jail time ideas.

Anyone have any suggestions? I want this to somehow turn out to be a good laugh.
 
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tukim said:
So while looking for a new apartment, I came across this guy: http://delaware.craigslist.org/roo/3639977125.html

He posts the same thing between Maryland, Pennsylvania and Delaware.

Long story short, I convinced him I'm an adorable 20 year old girl facing eviction and about to be on the streets. He is now obsessed with "her", sending me like 6 emails a day DEMANDING he come pick her up and take her away to his farm to live with him and his sons, "who really want to meet you/her". His emails are very bossy and controlling saying he has 50 girls who emailed him and she has to do this or that by a deadline. The entire situation seems really fucked up like it would be some cult-ish sex movie on Lifetime. Anyways, point being he's a straight up creepy predator looking to take control over some disadvantaged young girl, and if said girl ever went to live with him I guarantee if she ever tried to leave she'd end up dead, he's that kind of creepy.

Any who, I have his name, phone numbers and even address. I've been trying to think of something that could be hilarious to do to him but I have nothing. Personally I'd prefer to blow his house up and post it on YouTube but trying to stay away from jail time ideas.

Anyone have any suggestions? I want this to somehow turn out to be a good laugh.
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While your assumptions have grounds...they're still assumptions. Don't be a vigilante, report him to the authorities and be done with it.
 
You must report him, is the FBI testing you. Call now! 1-877-4-CRIME
 
LMAO sounds like another freak who would shoot a bunch of young girls and cause another massacre. Just report the dude straight up!
 
Report him for what? Being a creeper? Emailing a non-minor? Can't report him... Have you nothing better to do? :X
 
You should make a post pretending to be a female living at his address and ask to meet up with another unsavory character and hope they shoot each other .
 
Just read through that posting, you are right that guy is creepy as f*ck.
Although I would like to mess with his head too I think you should just report him.
 
Yea I don't get the reporting ideas, he's not technically doing anything illegal that I can see just insanely creepy, especially in his emails. And I did say said girl was of age so Chris Hansen is out for an idea.

LadyHye said:
Report him for what? Being a creeper? Emailing a non-minor? Can't report him... Have you nothing better to do? :X
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Do you have nothing better to do than reply to this thread? I was an insanely good at ewhoring in the past, initially thought it may be an opportunity but figured every angle to be illegal thus figured I could at least get a laugh from it.
 
tukim said:
Do you have nothing better to do than reply to this thread? I was an insanely good at ewhoring in the past, initially thought it may be an opportunity but figured every angle to be illegal thus figured I could at least get a laugh from it.
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Then at least make a little $$$$ from this slob and move on..
 
When I was test piloting a SMS ewhore thing on CL I had a guy who kept on asking if I liked to smoke.. I was like yeah sure, sometimes i'll take a few hits, but i get paranoid when i smoke reallly good bud.. he said "no.. I mean other stuff.. sometimes i like to smoke tha whitttttteeee..".. even tho a crackhead i couldnt convince him to get even a debit card :P
 
wow, that is pretty creepy. Try to find another predator on CL, and make them meet up :D. No but seriously, Can that be reported? I mean besides being creepy, he is obviously lying if he posted it in three different areas.
 
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