So while looking for a new apartment, I came across this guy: http://delaware.craigslist.org/roo/3639977125.html He posts the same thing between Maryland, Pennsylvania and Delaware. Long story short, I convinced him I'm an adorable 20 year old girl facing eviction and about to be on the streets. He is now obsessed with "her", sending me like 6 emails a day DEMANDING he come pick her up and take her away to his farm to live with him and his sons, "who really want to meet you/her". His emails are very bossy and controlling saying he has 50 girls who emailed him and she has to do this or that by a deadline. The entire situation seems really fucked up like it would be some cult-ish sex movie on Lifetime. Anyways, point being he's a straight up creepy predator looking to take control over some disadvantaged young girl, and if said girl ever went to live with him I guarantee if she ever tried to leave she'd end up dead, he's that kind of creepy. Any who, I have his name, phone numbers and even address. I've been trying to think of something that could be hilarious to do to him but I have nothing. Personally I'd prefer to blow his house up and post it on YouTube but trying to stay away from jail time ideas. Anyone have any suggestions? I want this to somehow turn out to be a good laugh.