How much monkey can you keep in papal?

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Monkeys are tricky. Unless you have a lot of food they won't stay in your Paypal account. You can feed your paypal account with money and the staff on Paypal will get the monkeys bananas and food for you. That way you can keep money and the limit is when it starts to hurt, you gotta feel this on your own. Can you risk to loose this? Yes? No? I wouldn't want $1000 lost to bananas.
 
I had over 12k monkeys in Papal last year. But got so nervous that the Mayor of Papal would jail my monkeys or donate them to medical science. I took my monkeys out.
This turned out to be a big mistake for me. As my wife quickly gave all the monkeys away to local shops and businesses faster than the Mayor of Papal would. I miss my monkeys.
 
Come on guys, give the guy a break.

First you need to know what kind of monkey's.
If its the common African green you can keep a few in there since they are kinda small.
The little monkey's that reside on that rock in Gibraltar are already a bit more problematic - very close to the Malta monkey house.

Do not ever keep any Ape's in there. These should be released into the wild right away.
 
I usually let around 4k monkeys accumulate and withdraw them before 5k. I've never lost any monkeys and I've won many claims and disputes as a seller.
 
I only make little monkeys so I always withdrawn all, zero balance. But it will filled within days, so no problem with it.
I have steady (little) PO so zero balance don't make me afraid of some PAPAL negative attention.

Why I take all?
Simply because my wife love monkeys so much.
 
Best laugh I had all day watching BHW members going bananas on this thread!
 
I tend to leave all my money from my full time job in my bank, and all money made on-line in paypal, to be spent on-line (for PC components, game subscriptions, ebay etc.) however its always good to have the paypal money as a safety net should I ever be in dire need of money but then I have a merchant account from when I used to sell alot of items on eBay so I can easily deposit a large sum into my bank from paypal
 
If you get a monkey out of paypal please let me know how you did it... Mine has been stuck in there for so long.
 
it would be good to have monkeys in paypal for the business, we could sell them in ebay to make money
 
I knew this thread is going to make me laugh! lol

Thanks guys, very useful info here lol
 
You need to keep more then 1, so they will constantly breed. You will have more monkey's in you Papal everyday!
 
we shouldnt forget about the monkeys!!! they are still trapped in Papal!!

LOL
 
PayPal will keep your monkey for sometime until your monkey produce some more little monkeys. then they will keep the little monkey produced by your monkey and may return your monkey minus the production cost. Thank you for keeping your monkey in Pp
 
PayPal will keep your monkey for sometime until your monkey produce some more little monkeys. then they will keep the little monkey produced by your monkey and may return your monkey minus the production cost. Thank you for keeping your monkey in Pp

You mean to say, their own monkeys scr3w around with my innocent monkeys -- they monkey-rep my monkeys, and after that when my monkeys produce little baby monkeys, they kidnap/monkiidnap those baby monkeys too?

Hmm... Any top U*S IR*a attorneys who can legally deal with these monkiidnapping monkey-repping papalers are members here on our forum? They are everywhere I suppose, so they must be here too definitely. I heard papal is only afraid of the iR*a department... They all are indeed!



Disgusting... Let's make some big monkeys ourselves from this monkey mess...



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LMAO !! 2 weeks later & people are still going in on the Paypal Monkey thread
 
Damn Paypal!!!!!!!

Tried to withdraw my monkey and they stole it from me!

So... I called them:

 
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