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How much monkey can you keep in papal?

Discussion in 'Business & Tax Advice' started by bubububu, Oct 11, 2012.

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  1. bubububu

    bubububu BANNED BANNED

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    I can't withdraw them for a while , how much can I keep?
     
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    You cant keep Monkeys in paypal, they allow only money.

    Maybe try to buy cage , 1 for each monkey or if its big then keep few monkeys in cage
     
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  3. BLIXX

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    Watch out. PayPal is known to hold one's monkey hostage for up to 180 days.
     
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  4. catonkeyboard

    catonkeyboard Regular Member

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    PayPal is full of monkeys
     
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  5. usdachoice

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    paypal is run by monkeys. If they have your monkeys you must get them fast before they turn against you. They made a movie about it.
     
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  6. BigFatWallet

    BigFatWallet Power Member

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    You can keep 1 monkey in Papal. If the monkey is too starved then you can try to get one more in as well. However, if the monkey is healthy then you would have a hard time keeping even one in Papal because it is too fragile.

    Good luck with monkey keeping and do let us know how it pans out for you.
     
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    It's not paypal he's asking, it's papal. The Papal States are in Southern Italy, made up mostly of churches. I'm not sure how many monkeys they'd allow you to keep there but I doubt it's many.
     
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    How many monkeys do you have & where did you get them?

    That is the real question.
     
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    I've had up to 10K monkeys in paypal no problem. But I'm always worried that if they have too many of my monkeys I might not get it back when I need it.
     
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    My monkey was significantly not as described so I sent it back.

    Evidence enclosed.

    funny-stupid-monkey-pee.jpg
     
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  11. rulez05

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    Only 2k+ monkey other than that they will cage your monkey for 180 days . but paypal will not cage your monkey for no reason
     
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    was that before or after you spanked it?
     
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    OMG... This really made me laugh. :)
     
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    My monkey was cuming fast before, now that cuming has thinned out due to papal's anti-Indian monkey policies. I hope my monkey cums full and faster again. The american monkey is converted to Indian monkey before I get them here and so does the British monkey. Sometimes papal keeps my monkeys to themselves and I don't know what they do to them. Papal's monkey business is abusing the monkey business and we all should get another monkey system soon. Hoping again that my monkey cumes full and thick and without getting cuts which hurts.

    Of course papal shaves our monkeys before they cum and we should cum together against papal.




    :D :D :D
     
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  15. mrsharz

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    gosh i dont know why paypal keeps holding peoples monkeys i mean arent they afraid that the monkeys will die or sumthing hey monkey guy i think you need to report your stolen monkeys case to judge judies monkey court house cox it is not fair for them to hod your monkeys this long
     
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    Lmao this thread is hilarious :D
    PS: The OP said PAPAL not Paypal
     
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    Papal has a monkey court system in place where you can fight for your monkey whereas the monkey sender fights for his monkey. But papal abuses the monkeys also. Papal has monkey experts who screw your monkey all the time. When someone sends you some monkeys be quick to get those monkeys out fast from papal. So the point is, don't keep little monkey in papal for long because papal will definitely abuse it.
     
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    Dont keep buy stuffs and share here :)
     
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    OP tried to ask a question but used wrong words..... So if your PayPal acc. is verified then you can keep significantly high amount of money. Maybe between 1K-3K will be O.K
     
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    I got some monkeys on Papal.. they are happy and I keep feeding them with frogs and donkeys. Papal people are also good against my monkeys they allow them to play on the papatrees and eat their papayas. I have anybody tried to breed their monkeys? Mine keep giving birth daily and as meathead said, they are not as described so I send them back too
     
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