How I lost $220 in 11Hrs w/ AC
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MrsE
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Or, I could just stop drinking coors, and go back to absolut !!... The wife can't drive my car!!, it's a 5sp RT/TT Stealth, 412hp....She can't handle that kind of ride!!...
There was one time, that she drove it.....
here's the story:
Dented Front left fender- $198
Cracked Carbon Fiber Hood- $480
Broken axle shaft- $310
Calling her husband after swerving for a fucking rabbit- Priceless
There was one time, that she drove it.....
here's the story:
Dented Front left fender- $198
Cracked Carbon Fiber Hood- $480
Broken axle shaft- $310
Calling her husband after swerving for a fucking rabbit- Priceless
FatherCarbon
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lmfao! that's much worse than my wife scraping the shit outta my passenger door on a pole.
I try not to be sexist and say all women are bad drivers, but fuck...it's pretty damn common. :|
I try not to be sexist and say all women are bad drivers, but fuck...it's pretty damn common. :|
MrsE
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Yeah, I wasn't too woried about it, but she was scared shitless...
First off, she didn't tell me that she had only driven a stick once!!, secondly, she has a 2003 ford taurus (Grandma car),
I'm surprised she didn't fuck it up more!!!... oh well though, AAA gave me a new paint job/hood/and fender, all for my $400 deductible !!!, I made her pay for the axle shaft
Damn women these days!!
First off, she didn't tell me that she had only driven a stick once!!, secondly, she has a 2003 ford taurus (Grandma car),
I'm surprised she didn't fuck it up more!!!... oh well though, AAA gave me a new paint job/hood/and fender, all for my $400 deductible !!!, I made her pay for the axle shaft
Damn women these days!!
infoworld2u
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Sorry about your mishap. I dont screw with associated content anymore. They do not pay what what an article is worth. Unless it is an original topic forget about anything over a buck or two. Yeah they pay but their starting to be like adsense. Its not worth the work.
delmages
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Sometimes it's not the women, it's the men. My husband is a prime example.
*He backed over top of my brand new car last summer with his big ass truck. Said he "didn't see it".
*Backed into a guy's boat and fucked up his tailgate. (The same day that he got the truck back from the body shop after being fixed from a t-bone accident.)
*Has ran over countless furry creatures scurrying across the road and caused several thousand in damages to his vehicles.
*Put his Reese hitch through the bumper on my old car.
*Totaled a brand new truck on slippery roads.
These are just a few examples. What's really scary is that he has never had a ticket in his life! :yield:
MrsE
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That's definitely crazy...lol... Damn furry creatures!!
I used to have a 1990 Jeep Wrangler with a 454 and Muncie Rock Crusher Trans, sittin on 35's...It was a bad ass Jeep!!, but we got all wasted one night, started doing doughnuts in a bowling alley parking lot and smoked a light pole going sideways, light pole fell down and crushed the owners brand new Malibu and caused about 8k worth of damage to 2 other cars.... He then tried to Sue me for that, and luckily I got away with Careless Driving...Insurance paid for the rest!!....
I'll never step foot in that alley again............
OH YEA, and one night I was partying at a buddy's house, passed out with keys in the jeep, and someone stole it, drove it through the cornfield in the backyard and hit 2 deer!!!... Just goes to show you that guys are horrible drivers too!!..
I used to have a 1990 Jeep Wrangler with a 454 and Muncie Rock Crusher Trans, sittin on 35's...It was a bad ass Jeep!!, but we got all wasted one night, started doing doughnuts in a bowling alley parking lot and smoked a light pole going sideways, light pole fell down and crushed the owners brand new Malibu and caused about 8k worth of damage to 2 other cars.... He then tried to Sue me for that, and luckily I got away with Careless Driving...Insurance paid for the rest!!....
I'll never step foot in that alley again............
OH YEA, and one night I was partying at a buddy's house, passed out with keys in the jeep, and someone stole it, drove it through the cornfield in the backyard and hit 2 deer!!!... Just goes to show you that guys are horrible drivers too!!..
virtua1337
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$1 for your article? wtf
funny story
funny story
Chris Devon
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I don't agree! You should see how much good stuff Harro posted when he was drunk or half drunk
jazz99
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I second that! Some of the best posted stuff is when people are buzzin or drunk.
