How I lost $220 in 11Hrs w/ AC

MrsE

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I just thought i'd share my "MONEY MAKING VENTURE" with some others, which actually ended up costing me about $220 ....

I went to AC, signed up for an account (8 mins)
Downloaded Dragon Naturally Speaking (9 hrs)
Did voice recognition warm-ups (1hr 15mins)
Found 6 articles in E-zine articles (15 mins)
Rewrote those articles with DNS (20 mins)
Posted those articles to AC (10 mins)
waited 6 days... got my first offer ($1)
waited 1 more day, and got offered a total of $12.81 for all 6...
thought to myself "fuck"
started drinking
passed out
woke up next day- started drinking again
started posting on BHW, and ran out of Coors
drove up to Meijer, got pulled over for cracked taillight
went to jail
stayed in jail for 3 hrs
wife bailed me out ($220)
waiting on court date....

This is why I no longer use AC... i'm sure NOBODY else in the world will EVER have this problem, hopefully....but i just thought i'd share my "strategy" with everyone else!!!.

message of this story- Don't drink Coors
so seriously guys, if you wanna donate $1 to my gaypal you can, if not don't worry about it!!...lol,
 
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Just goes to show you, blackhatting and drinking don't mix.
 
lol, you are so impatient man. :)

Are you serious about your wife ??
 
You have no Idea, I would have been alright if it was a guy cop, but the bitch didn't fuck around, .....it was kinda hott, seeing a woman in authority...

I'm thinkin about getting my wife a cop costume...:D
 
I've noticed articles on SEO and blogs and stuff don't make any money but if you do an article on say parenting or travel guides I can usually get around 3.50-4.00. I don't know what you spinned but I'd suggest something different obv if you are getting like 2 bux.
 
Hey, look on the bright side, I was in Prison for 12 days because I'd lost all identity and they wouldn't release me until I could confirm who I was, thus my wife wasn't in the house and I can't remember mobile numbers, my grandmother lives in another state, can't drive and needs a stick so that was out of the question.
 
Very serious... A woman with cuffs is a little more than I can handle...

I guess I told her i'd pay her like $100 if she let me go, and she wrote that on the "incident report"... dumb bitch

lol, this makes my head hurt
 
Demitri, thank you for that extremely helpful post......
BMX- that sucks dude, you got lucky they didn't send you to Guantanamo lol
 
lol, Guantanamo. :D

Dude, better try to make articles by yourself, make some real money on your gaypal, and try to outsource for a little amount, make sure you still make articles for yourself a little more, and after you have more money, outsource it for a more money. That way, you build your empire slowly. :)
 
Now, Boosey. We are supposed to be making money, not winding up in the red...lol. Maybe you should rewrite your "story" and publish it on AC. See how much they pay you for it just for shits and giggles. You could call it "How AC Turned Me into a Drunk, Landed Me in Jail and Caused a Rift with my Wife". :p
 
haha, aw man that totally blows dude, funny story tho. Something like this happened to me as well once ... not that extreme but me passing out on the pavement in the city shouting at a mailbox :D
 
.....Intoxication sent me to the slammer mr. ugorrogu

My wife doesn't give a shit, I give her fuckin allowance every week, on top of her pay rate at work.... She'll be workin for me in no time anyways!! ;)

Delmages- Now that you said that, i'm actually going to do it, and maybe make another $3 today!! lol...GREAT IDEA~!!
 
Make your story 500+ words, I believe AC will pay you $4++

;)
 
Dude, I know it had to have sucked, but that was just an awesome fuxin story! :D
 
So...in reality you only really lost $207.19 thanks to AC...dictate about another 20 articles or so and you should be in the positive...well at least towards the fines and possibly to cover the beer money...
 
boosey12 said:
.....Intoxication sent me to the slammer mr. ugorrogu

My wife doesn't give a shit, I give her fuckin allowance every week, on top of her pay rate at work.... She'll be workin for me in no time anyways!! ;)

Delmages- Now that you said that, i'm actually going to do it, and maybe make another $3 today!! lol...GREAT IDEA~!!
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For some strange reason your story reminds me of that one episode in south park when randy gets pulled over for dd:D. Here is the clip http://www.videosurf.com/video/south-park-randy%27s-dui-10791872
 
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