I am guessing you are something like $499,999 away from your goal - and that's assuming you sold a few of your straws.
The fact is, you are delusional. We all know you don't make a penny online. You are living in a total fantasy world.
Psychologically, you seem to think that by convincing people you are a successful internet entrepreneur, that makes it a reality.
Firstly, that's not the case
Secondly, you are convincing nobody.
There's noting wrong with living in a fantasy world if that's what makes you happy.
But if in the process of doing that you try to scam and con and cheat money out of people, that is wrong.