lmfao
as for the question, mayne SEO is probably one of the hardest things for me, that's why I don't touch it and just stick with good ol' offline marketing.
funny story is, I attempted to do SEO a few months ago, when I barely knew anything about any marketing. One of my leads decided to call me back and give me work. When it started, I was like damn, he gave me a deadline and I don't know shit!! Eventually things turned to where his other SEO guy got his site back where he needed it, and I tried to sell him my other services which failed.