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How do I shrink my forehead?

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Reaver, Apr 9, 2017.

  1. Reaver

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    I had my hair pulled away from my face today.

    I was walking past my bedroom mirror on the way out of the door, when I glanced at myself to make sure my hair was perfect. I thought my forehead looked kind of larger than average, but I was in a rush so I ignored it.

    I wound up taking a selfie with some friends, and the first thing I noticed was that I was correct: my forehead is so large I'm in the running for Charlie's next gf. I mean it's like whiteboard size. It shines like that in the light too.

    So now I need forehead shrinking tips. Will you guys please be kind enough to share anything that worked for you, or a family member? I don't like having a caveman forehead. It's simply not feminine.
     
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    Embrace it and sell it as advertising space, take this gentleman for example who has turned useless space into PROFIT!
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    Here is another fine example:
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    Advertising space seems like a good idea indeed.
     
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    I think you are just trying to compete with Charlies bird. You can't compete with someone who has more forehead than all the seven dwarfs put together.
     
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    Just changed your hairstyle to cover it

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    But i would not recommend it, the forehead is a great advertising space. If you are very popular you can receive good bucks for it
     
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    I genuinely cannot believe there is a YT video on shrinking your forehead.

    I'm tempted to somehow monetize this.
     
  12. littlewebdragon

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    Why don't you just get really fat? Everything will grow and your forhead will look smaller.
     
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    Breast implants... noone will ever look at your forehead again.
     
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    BTB the OP said forehead not foreskin. LOL!
     
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    First of all realise that everyone has flaws and that a big forehead can be a symbol of beauty, take rihanna for example. A big forehead I could land a fucking plane on it but still one of the hottest women in this era. Accept yourself as you are embrace your flaws and flaunt it even.

    If you are scared of flaunting your flaws i'd consider taking a haircut which cover up your forehead. I am a guy and my forehead is pretty big as well and I covered it up by a kind of justin bieber hairstyle. But there are a lot of hairstyles you can choose from as a girl. Also, grow thicker eyebrows. The less eyebrows you have the more forehead it appears. And if your hair line is recieving it could also be that your forehead is not big but it is just an illusion.

    Hope this helps and hope you will get over this insecurty fast.

    PS, you will always see your own flaws more then other people will notice them. Everyone is busy in their own heads thinking about their flaws and other shit. In your mind it seems like everyone will notice, because in your mind you are the center of attention. But in everyones mind they think they are the center of attention. (Hope that made sense.)
     
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    Could be worse.. :p

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    That looks like what walked out the spaceship that landed in my garden in 1987.
     
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    I cannot tell you how hard I'm laughing right now.
     
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    99% chance 99% of the people around you aren't looking at your forehead.
     
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