I don't have any money, and my mom said that if I don't get a job by next week, she'll kick me out of the house. The only problem is that I don't have any skills or interests. Also, I doubt I could even pass the interview because my interviewer might be a woman. I need something fast, and I know prostitution pays well. How and where would I even get started with something like that? Serious replies only please. I genuinely need help. Picture related. The guy on the far right isn't me, but that's close to what I look like.