How do I become a male prostitute?

[especiallyHigh]

I don't have any money, and my mom said that if I don't get a job by next week, she'll kick me out of the house. The only problem is that I don't have any skills or interests. Also, I doubt I could even pass the interview because my interviewer might be a woman. I need something fast, and I know prostitution pays well. How and where would I even get started with something like that?

Serious replies only please. I genuinely need help.

Picture related. The guy on the far right isn't me, but that's close to what I look like.

 

[living2xl]

@especiallyHigh = especiallyhigh

sorry but so funny

but for real maybe craigslist/backpages/kjiji or whtvr its called lol hahahahah

put up ads in phoneboots

hey you could buy banner ads on women related sites in your area lmao

if your area is cold maybe offer people to clean up snow and shit or do their gardens
print out some leaflets
computer repair?
get a regular mcdo/burgerking/kfc job

just throwing some ideas around

 

[Reaver]

@mickyfu is our resident pimp. I'm sure he can help you.

 

[gtull2]

Bookmarking to laugh at the troll replies later.

 

[Nut-Nights]

Ask @Ste Fishkin He is retired prostitute.

 

[Fragmaster]

@especiallyHigh = especiallyhigh

sorry but so funny

but for real maybe craigslist/backpages/kjiji or whtvr its called lol hahahahah

put up ads in phoneboots

hey you could buy banner ads on women related sites in your area lmao

if your area is cold maybe offer people to clean up snow and shit or do their gardens
print out some leaflets
computer repair?
get a regular mcdo/burgerking/kfc job

just throwing some ideas around

LOL
Do you really think that computer repair requires no skill? Have you ever fixed a component?

 

[Daniel from Linxact]

Create a website promoting your escort service and SEO it to the top for local keywords.

 

[nikchaing]

actually, backpage is out of the question now

 

[Heisenberg]

Create a website promoting your escort service and SEO it to the top for local keywords.

Legit best possible answer.

 

[Reaver]

actually, backpage is out of the question now

What happened to backpage?

 

[baccioalex]

I don't have any money, and my mom said that if I don't get a job by next week, she'll kick me out of the house. The only problem is that I don't have any skills or interests. Also, I doubt I could even pass the interview because my interviewer might be a woman. I need something fast, and I know prostitution pays well. How and where would I even get started with something like that?

Serious replies only please. I genuinely need help.

Picture related. The guy on the far right isn't me, but that's close to what I look like.

go in disco gay and make customer here,after searc um site where work escort boy
understand

 

[especiallyHigh]

What happened to backpage?

Backpage got take down

Thanks for the suggestions guys. I have no money to start a website, though. I'll try Craiglist.

 

[nikchaing]

What happened to backpage?

 

[especiallyHigh]

Well, prostitution is illegal. It's a good thing backpage is down, though. This gives me the opportunity to get more clients!

 

[nikchaing]

listen up bud, get yourself a nice lookin instagram account setup and suggest your services via your bio, pics, captions, tags, etc.
get a bot to engage with accounts that are using tags relevant to your area or people that like pages related to your area

 

[vaidavytas]

I hope you are trolling. If not, then maybe try Mcdonalds, Hesburger, etc.. instead of selling your ass

 

[iglover]

Seems like you a pretty set on this already so my advice to you is aim high my man.

Get yourself on:
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1.Find a sugar daddy.
2.learn how to handle some wrinkly old balls, maybe you can practice on some old plums.
3.if you are lucky you might find a sugar daddy that just wants "companionship" after his trusty 17 year old jack russell passed away
3.Get flown on holidays, have money thrown at your sweet young ass and live happily ever after.

Its better than meeting "big dave" off craiglist in a car park and getting split like a piece of firewood for $10.

 

[Reaver]

Idk why backpage thought they could keep getting away with that.

 

[living2xl]

LOL
Do you really think that computer repair requires no skill? Have you ever fixed a component?

He said he has no skill. He did not say he was dumb stupid and blind and unable to learn/read.
I also did not say he should repair hardware. There are plenty of people needing help with soft issues.

If he can try IM, he can use google to search and learn while he fixes shit. Tons of tuts around and software to fix stuff. I used to do this in secondary and made decent coin and when I did it I knew next to nothing about it either.

 

[Fragmaster]

well i guess that installing OS for elder citizens could net some money