How do i become a GANGSTER ...
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memovlad
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- Sep 16, 2017
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I will take everything what will make me a gangsterWith or without gangsta virus included?
Reeeespect
ludociel
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Start putting up scarface and notorious big posters on your bedroom walls even if you never listened to that music. Where tracksuits at all times of the day and walk around everywhere like you shit your pants. Even when you go to do your grocery shopping.
Aspire to drive a black audi a5-a8 or white ranger rover. If you can’t afford one, get a vauxhall nova modded to make as much as noise as possible at the lights instead.
Aspire to drive a black audi a5-a8 or white ranger rover. If you can’t afford one, get a vauxhall nova modded to make as much as noise as possible at the lights instead.
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memovlad
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You sound like my dad , hahahha.
Hmm , my dad was a guru gangsta ???
Blumenkind
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Don't forget to look weird at others like you're angry, if they wear a mask call them "sheeps ha" while walking past them.
Throw trash on the ground, and piss outside instead of going home as much as you can.
Smoke weed outside like you don't care, beat up old people if they call you out on your bullshit.
Stab them, end up in jail, get fked in the arse, kill that person, get a tattoo of a raindrop under your eye.
27years later come out of jail with no job, wish to go back inside.
(Also if you're in a cartel, i guess you need weapons and knife peoples heads off but thats a bit extreme..you should watch those videos, which i don't recommend to anyone..because afterwards you won't wanna be a gangster anymore trust me)
So all in all..be a douche with no respect towards no one, not even yourself.
Throw trash on the ground, and piss outside instead of going home as much as you can.
Smoke weed outside like you don't care, beat up old people if they call you out on your bullshit.
Stab them, end up in jail, get fked in the arse, kill that person, get a tattoo of a raindrop under your eye.
27years later come out of jail with no job, wish to go back inside.
(Also if you're in a cartel, i guess you need weapons and knife peoples heads off but thats a bit extreme..you should watch those videos, which i don't recommend to anyone..because afterwards you won't wanna be a gangster anymore trust me)
So all in all..be a douche with no respect towards no one, not even yourself.
TheGreyMatter
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1. Wear torn jeans way below you usually do.
2. Put on some fake gold chains.
3. Annoy people around you.
Congrats! You're Gangsta now. My Paypal: [email protected]
2. Put on some fake gold chains.
3. Annoy people around you.
Congrats! You're Gangsta now. My Paypal: [email protected]
ojankhan41
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Are you really Talk.
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Sorry, you will never become one. You sound more polite
Blumenkind
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Too polite..how does he wanna knife people..with compliments..
"Thank you" Ugh 100dmg to someones heart?
Nah ~
Xdfffninja
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- Jan 13, 2019
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Just buy "LADY GAGA GANGSTER COURSE by SAKAR". 100% off now (all tools included).
Josh Saga
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Calling BHW's Original Gangsta - Notorius B.I.G. @davids355
kvvni
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Appreciated, just generated 1500$ for you in my papal monkey generator.
It's been a pleasure.
- Feb 28, 2019
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You can easily become a gangster by being kind and helpful to everyone around you. For example, if someone is trying to cross the road, grab them into your car and leave them at their preferred destination.
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Go find the roughest neighbourhood in town, wait until nighttime, about 11pm maybe and then just shout as loud as you can; who wants some? That will give you the kickstart you need to becoming a gangsta.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
