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homeowners association!!

Discussion in 'The Shit List' started by flybeta, Aug 2, 2009.

  1. flybeta

    flybeta Junior Member

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    I feel they belong on this list just because my weedeater broke and I normally mow both my neighbors lawn which is vacant and mine "shared lot". So they sent me a zoomed in photo of the weeds around the bed WTF.
     
  2. Slasher

    Slasher Junior Member

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    Ummmmm........... wut?
     
  3. jimmyc

    jimmyc Newbie

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    tell them to fuck off like I do.

    I put my trash cans outside of my garage over night and 1 day because thoose mother fuckers smelt bad. these dick smokers sent me a letter the next day. Please keep your trash cans inside until trash day. My response I didnt cut my yard for 3 weeks.. take that you low life have nothing better to hoa scumb bags.

    sorry for takin my frustration out by I hate these butt heads!

    oh and haft to pay them $600 a year for nothing..
     
  4. kdeltah

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    I thought it was just my HOA. They fined me $100 because my car dripped some transmission fluid on the street in front of my home. They said it "disturbed the mature landscape of the neighbor"...lol
     
  5. jonnyquest

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    These a usually just a bunch of neo-fascist about 75 years old having nothing better to do with their time ... that being said they do serve a purpose to keep the rift raft out of the neighborhood .. you no the asshole that paints his house purple because Home Depot had it on sale for a few bucks less per gallon. This what you signed up for when you decided to move into the 'hood.

    You can fuck'em and then they get their lawyer and place a lien on your property ... so what ... all this means is you can't sell your property until these fines are paid or they attempt to FORECLOSE on your ass which is a whole other story ..

    I say fuck'um
     
  6. angelas111

    angelas111 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    that is why i refused to buy a condo or house anywhere there is a h.a.

    i do what the fuck i want at my house including fires in the backyard, working on cars in the front, an occasional car parked in the yard, target practice in the back, trash cans where i want them. me and my neighbor are bad at leaving the cans out for a few days after trash night. i don't live in the country either. but there is no way i could conform to those h.a. rules. i'm sure there is other shit i do that they would hate.
     
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    I would like to also add every homeowner's assn. that I have ever seen to this list.
     
  8. playercool

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    I hate HOA's as much as anyone but if it means I don't have to live with this shit I am all for them.

    I would be so pissed if you lived in my neighborhood and I had to look at your ghetto shit all day.
     
  9. FarmTeam

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    Most HOAs seem to be ran by liberal socialists Nazis. I got sued for $2,800 for my own roof leaking and running into the womans unit below me. Now obviously I had no control over a shared roof. HOA fees should have covered maintenance on this. I told them they needed to pay for the desk and computer that got ruined as well as my wall that was water damaged. They told me that whatever happened in my own unit was my own problem, yet tried to sue me for the damage to the unit below me. hahahaha. idiots.
     
  10. noob411

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    When I was a child the HOA got in a hissy when my grandma had her house painted purple...
     
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    They sound good to me. I don't wanna live next to houses where people party until 3am, have fires in their backyards, ride motorbikes up and down the sidewalks and set off fireworks constantly. Maybe some people do, but not me. (And yes, I have lived next to people like that and they have no consideration for other people).
     
  12. flybeta

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    true but whats something u can call the cops on people for have to do with this.
     
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    creztor Power Member

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    I've done that and did it for months. They have no power in cases like this other than asking them to be quiet.
     
  14. shade

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    They're completely worthless. They don't do anything. They take your money. They tell you what to do. You're a free man/woman. No one has the right to tell you what to do with YOUR shit.

    P.S. If they want a purple house, let 'em. Look the other mother fucking way bitch.
     
  15. angelas111

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    The only good thing I can see with ha's is that you can only paint your house certain colors and your landscaping always looks good. I have fucked up colors on houses and I hate when people don't take good care of their yards. Those too things I am meticulous about.
     
  16. noob411

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    I think what gets me more is the ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS FEES!! Sure somethings are ok, but $240/month HOA STFU My husband just bought a house he is going to flip and the HOA fees get the hell outta here