I just replaced my Samsung J3 with a real phone that has the ultra-advanced 2G technology that has no internet and can't install apps because it's not touchscreen. Can't get more real than this...
And I've read somewhere (don't remember where) that some countries will take down the 2G infrastructure next year (I think my country Romania was among those, but I don't remember) which means that my phone will stop working??? I don't know since I'm not good at these things (technology in general), but if that's true and my "real" phone really becomes useless watch me become 100% real by not owning a damn phone ever again. It really can't get more real than not using tech anymore