As we all know, Google likes to name their major updates. Here's a list of some of Google's previous updates: 2002: Boston (because name was documented and announced in SES Boston) 2003: Cassandra, Dominic, Esmeralda, Fritz (followed hurricane naming strategy) 2003: Florida (believed to be named after a bad hurricane season in FL) 2005: Bourbon (Aligned with WMW New Orleans conference) 2005-2006: Big Daddy (Suggested by a webmaster because kids called him BigDaddy) 2008: Buffy (Named after Buffy the Vampire slayer, except here she was a link-spam slayer) 2009: Vince (Named after one of their engineers) 2010: Caffeine (gave the search engine a jolt as in increasing crawl and search speed) 2011: Panda (Named after an engineer that worked on the project) 2012: Penguin (Because they drop the ball at least once a year) 2013: Hummingbird (Named due to the bird's speed and precision) As we can see, Google incorporates a certain degree of irrelevancy to their update names. How about we help them come up with names a little more relevant to their accomplishments. To get the ball rolling, I'll start this off with a suggestion of my own: Donkey-Dick (because they're stubborn, and don't get tired of trying to shit on people) Disclaimer: This is all in good fun and in keeping with the highest of traditions in BHW--talking shit about google. I'm not some grouchy bastard that's been penalized and came on here to rant about it.