Having My First Kid

HONEST REVIEW 6.5/10:
OP delivered baby as promised, however, once received, the baby started crying and hasn't stopped. From the sales thread, I was made to believe that the baby would just sit there quietly, while I get compliments from the most beautiful women for being such a great dad. This is not true! In fact, I'm now changing diapers, cleaning drool off my favorite shirts, and spending so much money on onpage SEO like formula, clothes, etc... and then there's the off site SEO stuff like doctor's appointments, babysitters, school, etc. It should also be known that now I can rarely even sleep! The seller offers no refunds so now I'm stuck for the next 18 years as the web host.
 
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paydette said:
What do you have against aliens?
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I was created by a human. Aliens only take brains, they are evil. Hoping this human that is coming out is intelligent.
 
Toz said:
HONEST REVIEW 6.5/10:
OP delivered baby as promised, however, once received, the baby started crying and hasn't stopped. From the sales thread, I was made to believe that the baby would just sit there quietly, while I get compliments from the most beautiful women for being such a great dad. This is not true! In fact, I'm now changing diapers, cleaning drool off my favorite shirts, and spending so much money on onpage SEO like formula, clothes, etc... and then there's the off site SEO stuff like doctor's appointments, babysitters, school, etc. It should also be known that now I can rarely even sleep! The seller offers no refunds so now I'm stuck for the next 18 years as the web host.
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Please don't put me on the Shit List.
 
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Roboxit said:
I was created by a human. Aliens only take brains, they are evil. Hoping this human that is coming out is intelligent.
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I don't know man... your lady friend may be a godlike entity in human form and your kid may end up being a starlord... or starlady. I mean...don't limit their future.

Anyway, congrats! Be a good dad.
 
Congrats man! I have a baby boy and trust me you'll never see the daylight again haha jk
 
Congrats have some fun and celebrate the day.
 
Roboxit said:
Please don't put me on the Shit List.
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You'll be there soon enough... I have 3 of my own and 3 step children who I consider my children and you'll be up to it to your shoulders soon enough.

Don't worry though as it stops as soon as you pass away.
 
BassTrackerBoats said:
You'll be there soon enough... I have 3 of my own and 3 step children who I consider my children and you'll be up to it to your shoulders soon enough.

Don't worry though as it stops as soon as you pass away.
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no please not me... You have a lot of kids jeez. That's a lot to handle!
 
Roboxit said:
no please not me... You have a lot of kids jeez. That's a lot to handle!
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I actually had my first at 23 also... you'll be in tall cotton there.

It will be the best time of your life.
 
BassTrackerBoats said:
I actually had my first at 23 also... you'll be in tall cotton there.

It will be the best time of your life.
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You are the third person from here who has it at the same age as me.

I am sure I will enjoy every second. gotta work my butt off to feed 3 people
 
Quidtask said:
Congrats. IM is fun with kids. We're the same age, i already have 2. Definitely the best way to spend your money on.
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Thank you! I am amazed that you already have 2. I bet they are really good kids :)
 
Roboxit said:
Thank you! I am amazed that you already have 2. I bet they are really good kids :)
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Yep they're awesome, but kids can drive you crazy, in a good way. Their age difference is only 10 months. Boys, they fight all of the time, it was first the older one starting fight with the smaller, now the small one is on a revenge mission and does the same the older one was doing 6 months ago. If they are together, they start a fight every 5 minutes. I wish you guys a healthy pregnancy and easy birth. If you ever need advices, during pregnancy and after birth, hit me up. People can drive you crazy sometimes, especially relatives, so whenever you have problems or are worried, inbox me. Cheers!
 
Quidtask said:
Yep they're awesome, but kids can drive you crazy, in a good way. Their age difference is only 10 months. Boys, they fight all of the time, it was first the older one starting fight with the smaller, now the small one is on a revenge mission and does the same the older one was doing 6 months ago. If they are together, they start a fight every 5 minutes. I wish you guys a healthy pregnancy and easy birth. If you ever need advices, during pregnancy and after birth, hit me up. People can drive you crazy sometimes, especially relatives, so whenever you have problems or are worried, inbox me. Cheers!
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Reminds me of my childhood. I will definitely keep you in mind 100%. I really hope it all goes well for me and my fiancé.
 
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