datsunguy
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First a homeless man and now bees.
what will be next?
Got stung by a bee today
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what will be next?
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I think trucks will start falling from the sky.
pewep
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Shiiiet, I'll have to channel my inner Jean Grey and start levitating the fukin things.
blogzandstuff
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It's bad karma to kill bees, they are known as messengers of good fortune, well in the UK there are anyway
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I was about to write "that's why I lost a low of moneyz the day after I destroyed a big B̶E̶E̶ WASP nest".
blogzandstuff
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Well bees only sting as a last resort, they don't do it unless they have to. Leave them alone and they will leave you alone.
blogzandstuff
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That's wasps, better visit some nature sites then LOL!
Jason Bradbury
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Just wow
pewep
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BULLSh...haha. Although I think when I was washing my back, I might have accidentally hit it and maybe that triggered it into stinging me. I thought they almost never attack, but on the other hand I didn't know they were nocturnal either...oh well.
Btw I hate killing bees and I think it's kind of bad luck too. Well, he killed himself not me lol so I'm in the clear.
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Haha, how are you my love?Miss u.
I'm fine. I'm a little stressed out but it's nothing that I can't handle.
How are you? Have you seen anything interesting besides homeless people and bees?
pewep
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I'm good, thanks
. Just relaxing after meeting some relatives. The place I went to is kind of like my version of going to an amish/mormon town hahah - everyone is related to everyone and apparently I can't throw a rock without hitting my mothers's cousin's whatever.My uncle dragged me into church lol. I even told him I'm buddhist and he had no idea what that was(he's 75 and a VERY old school farmer). I got an earful about converting to Catholicism from him and my aunt haha but it was still a fun time.
Well I've been seeing a couple of birds and bees so I figured it's never too early to ask you to marry me (although I think you already said yes).
pewep
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It was actually kind of hick-ish hahah. After church, the priest cornered me and asked me who I was. I told him I'm Wanjema...which is a pretty unique name...OUTSIDE of that area. So apparently he was Wanjema too and I had to specify which one I was. That wasn't specific enough so my aunt finally had to go through my family line for them to figure out who I was.
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Your relatives sound like they only want what's best for you. But if they don't know much of the world outside of where they live they don't realize you have like a billion other options. But it's whatever.
Lol that's funny about the name mix up. I don't think I've ever actually met anyone with my name. Maybe once...I'm too old to remember.
I know I said I'd marry you but I have to tell you that I'm with someone else. You're in Kenya so I figured it wouldn't hurt to go over his house and cook for him. One thing lead to another and well...now I'm his live-in maid.
Lol that's funny about the name mix up. I don't think I've ever actually met anyone with my name. Maybe once...I'm too old to remember.
I know I said I'd marry you but I have to tell you that I'm with someone else. You're in Kenya so I figured it wouldn't hurt to go over his house and cook for him. One thing lead to another and well...now I'm his live-in maid.
I'm good, thanks
My uncle dragged me into church lol. I even told him I'm buddhist and he had no idea what that was(he's 75 and a VERY old school farmer). I got an earful about converting to Catholicism from him and my aunt haha but it was still a fun time.
Well I've been seeing a couple of birds and bees so I figured it's never too early to ask you to marry me (although I think you already said yes).
pewep
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@Neon DAMMMNNNN YOUUUU sly, handsome bastard. That does it, next full moon you're growing wings and I ain't talking about red bull neither.Your relatives sound like they only want what's best for you. But if they don't know much of the world outside of where they live they don't realize you have like a billion other options. But it's whatever.
Lol that's funny about the name mix up. I don't think I've ever actually met anyone with my name. Maybe once...I'm too old to remember.
I know I said I'd marry you but I have to tell you that I'm with someone else. You're in Kenya so I figured it wouldn't hurt to go over his house and cook for him. One thing lead to another and well...now I'm his live-in maid.
That does it, I swear I'll never love another woman for as long as I live
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but sir, I'm just a dog.@Neon DAMMMNNNN YOUUUU sly, handsome bastard. That does it, next full moon you're growing wings and I ain't talking about red bull neither.
That does it, I swear I'll never love another woman for as long as I live
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There are the small honey bees and then there are the big ones.. Which one stung you?
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@Neon DAMMMNNNN YOUUUU sly, handsome bastard. That does it, next full moon you're growing wings and I ain't talking about red bull neither.
That does it, I swear I'll never love another woman for as long as I live
Don't give up on love Pewep, there's always something better around the corner. I think you're a wonderfully interesting person, and I just happen to be available.
Here is one of my selfies to warm you up while you think about it. ;-)
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pewep
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One of the small honey ones. I feel bad for it haha
By all that is holy...never have I seen such an angelic countenance in my life. Please, fair maiden, what be thy name?Don't give up on love Pewep, there's always something better around the corner. I think you're a wonderfully interesting person, and I just happen to be available.
Here is one of my selfies to warm you up while you think about it. ;-)
anon7
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I have walked this earth for countless millennia, during which time my name has become lost to the ages.
No mortal man has ever been able to utter it forth from their lips. I will reveal it to you in a vision, and then you will know it in the same way that one knows a color which cannot be described to the blind.
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