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Got stung by a bee today

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  1. pewep

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    I was in my uncle's country home visiting over the weekend and the whole damn place is INFESTED with bees. For fuck's sake they would fly into my room at 2-3 am and scare me shitless because of how damn loud they are.

    Then on my final day today after dodging them all weekend, one finally got me. I was in the shower, just chilling and the prick flew behind me and got me - right on the throat chakra in the spine. LOL! Then the poor dude promptly died while I was screaming in rage and agony.

    Deer bees: I was just showering and didn't have shit to do with you or any of your peeps, what the fuck was that for?? The guy probably just didn't feel my energy/vibe though I guess :'(.

    The pain was surprisingly pleasant - like hot coffee. Hot, tight, sharp and comes in waves. When it goes you kind of miss it. It feels very, very, very similar to chakra pain and I can even see geting purposefully stung being a useful meditation tool for opening chakra points (it's very concentrated on one point).

    Fun factor: 8/10

    Pain: 4/10 (really not that bad, even during the crescendo)
     
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    Fun factor??? What fun, having a bee sting you?

    I seriously dislike anything that flys and stings after being stung when I was 5 years old!! (Yes I can remember that far back)
     
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    Dancing around like a moron while trying to ignore the red hot pain is always a "fun" morning for me haha.

    I can't stand flying, stinging insects but I have a soft spot for bees - I think they are kind of cute and they are super, super important to the planet's overall health. I've never been stung by one so it kind of caught me by surprise today haha.

    Wasp stings (from what I recall) are way, way, way hotter and sharper. Can't fucking stand them.
     
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    If that's your reaction to a 4/10, I wonder what happens when you experience real pain. Like being set on fire or forgetting to clear your fly while zipping up your pants.
     
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    I'd like to see you stay calm and happy with a bee sting (and guts..poor thing) pumping venom into your back. 4/10 is the average rating. The initial shock is a bit of a surprise then it dies off...then comes back a few times rising then by the end you kind of adjust to it and it's really not a huge deal at all.
     
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    youre lucky the prick didn't prick you in the prick.
     
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    Pain: 4/10 ? Mine is 0/10.
     
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    But you lived, the poor bee didn't, stop wining like a Muppet and thank your lucky stars it was a hornet, they really hurt and don't die
     
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    I saved a Bee from a swimming pool last year, moved it out of the water from certain death and into the sun on the grass in my garden.

    The wanker then stung me 15 mins later when I was lying down and reading a book, the prick.
     
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    He was probably attempting suicide by drowning. When you foiled that he went by kamikaze instead.
     
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    It's no wonder they are endangered if they act like nob heads all the time.
     
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    But... Did you get any super powers beewep?
     
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    The bee must be honored.
     
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    WTF is chakra pain?
     
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    Thanks for the vivid description of the sensation of chakra pain. :)
     
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    Well, lookey here we got us a tuff guy
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    Dude I saw a hornet about the size of my thumb in my house a few years back. I just locked it in the window and waited for it to die. I still think about it's stinger from time to time....truly the stuff of nightmares.
    Maybe the dear loosened up my chakra a bit more haha and it was a blessing. I have no ill will towards it.
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    Pain you feel when opening any chakra (for me anyway, some people feel bliss).

    In the third eye, the pain is due to the intensity of the energy - this can actually make you feel like you're going insane.

    In the heart and lower dan tian, it feels like a red hot needle being stabbed in your spine or the front. Very unpleasant. But this pain evolves the more you settle into it and eventually leads to bliss.

    Every chakra is different and opening them up feels very different. I recommend getting guidance before doing any spiritual work.
     
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    Haha, how are you my love? :) Miss u.
     
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    Maybe some other magician sent you these bees to try and kill you.
     
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