Google delayed the update cuz I leaked it

bartosimpsonio said:

Word.

Just a few days ago I predicted a major Google update. They delayed it cuz I leaked the news too soon.

Hang in there. There's gonna be a big one soon.

The gurus and sock puppets go crazy, but that's how it is.

The new update will fix some technical issues.

Specifically:

1. Majorly fucked up cuil quality search results
2. Assholish ranking based on fucked up bullshit ads
3. Long tail SERPs looking like their long tail asses in pink dresses
4. Overall random bullshit creeping up all over the place

I got this from an insider source at Google. It's coming and it's gonna be big.

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bartosimpsonio said:

I'm just a cartoon.

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proxyguys said:

The only thing I can promise is that Google doesn't give 2 craps about what you post or leak nor did any updates get delayed or postponed because of you. But hey its the interwebz so we can post whatever we want right?

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HenryObi said:

I know for sure, but am upgrading you to a man now. What manly name do you like?

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fb3003 said:

Guys - all joking aside, there was an update over the last 24 hours. major shift in my niche and also few other niches that I just follow to confirm that such update did actually happen

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clark123 said:

but why are they delaying just because you said following updates are coming? What is the impact?

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rachid2012 said:

Hhhhh great work mate just Keep leaking thier news . So they will keep delaying updates .

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Manoj Aryal said:

Is Google CEO on bhw?

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PatJustPat said:

Saw any changes worth noting? Just when I wanted to get back in the game using a fuckton of spun content and a cloaker. #argocontent

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