Google delayed the update cuz I leaked it

[bartosimpsonio]

Word.

Just a few days ago I predicted a major Google update. They delayed it cuz I leaked the news too soon.

Hang in there. There's gonna be a big one soon.

The gurus and sock puppets go crazy, but that's how it is.

The new update will fix some technical issues.

Specifically:

1. Majorly fucked up cuil quality search results
2. Assholish ranking based on fucked up bullshit ads
3. Long tail SERPs looking like their long tail asses in pink dresses
4. Overall random bullshit creeping up all over the place

I got this from an insider source at Google. It's coming and it's gonna be big.

 

[RenegadeX]

Well damn...let's see whats in store.

 

[TheVigilante]

I am proud that I am a member of BHW

 

[Samurai-champloo]

Now they'll postpone it again...

 

[magicjones]

What a load of crap nobody cares what Bart Simpson leaks to BHW

 

[sekoras]

you are something else

 

[Mr Positive]

Really an insider ... but thanks for the tip

 

[Psh]

Haven't noticed anything the past "updates" people here talk about (except june/aug/whatever). But hey, I could be wrong.

 

[MaNameDingle]

Get over yourself, Google doesn't give a flying fuck about you or the threads you post, if they did delay it, it sure as shit wasn't because of you "leaking" it.

 

[BHSEONewb]

Dude, could you stop leaking Google updates ahead of time and instead let me know the Mega lotto numbers for California?

 

[sekoras]

lol MaNameDingle.. dont be so mean. let him have this one

 

[phoenix9]

Thanks mate..since you leaked it, update delayed.

And now you leak it again, another delayed extension.

Keep leak it mate and no update forever.

Yiiihhaaaa...

 

[hibr3d]

I imagine Google staff talking about BHW leaks and thinking how they are going to survive this one.

 

[deal with it]

will you be consistently posting like this even in 2029

 

[unknownsmmers]

I imagine Google staff talking about BHW leaks and thinking how they are going to survive this one.

Hi there

 

[DJ.Bud]

Google didn't stop because of you!

They probably saw the thread which is trending here...
Shitty services one?

 

[nirajjoshi]

Will they fix the damn search manipulation based on their employess political leaning? They completely censor anything slightly right leaning.

 

[fb3003]

Will they fix the damn search manipulation based on their employess political leaning? They completely censor anything slightly right leaning.

you mean like when you search the word idiot and trump is the top picture that shows up?!

 

[Psh]

you mean like when you search the word idiot and trump is the top picture that shows up?!

I think he means how all the left-wing media got bumped in the latest updates, while the right-wing ones dropped. Nothing new, happens on Facebook and other social media platforms too.

 

[CyberHour]

Alright.. #PentaFacePalm