Google delayed the update cuz I leaked it

bartosimpsonio · Sep 4, 2019

Word.

Just a few days ago I predicted a major Google update. They delayed it cuz I leaked the news too soon.

Hang in there. There's gonna be a big one soon.

The gurus and sock puppets go crazy, but that's how it is.

The new update will fix some technical issues.

Specifically:

Majorly fucked up cuil quality search results
Assholish ranking based on fucked up bullshit ads
Long tail SERPs looking like their long tail asses in pink dresses
Overall random bullshit creeping up all over the place

I got this from an insider source at Google. It's coming and it's gonna be big.

RenegadeX · Sep 4, 2019

Well damn...let's see whats in store.

TheVigilante · Sep 4, 2019

I am proud that I am a member of BHW

Samurai-champloo · Sep 4, 2019

Now they'll postpone it again...

magicjones · Sep 4, 2019

What a load of crap nobody cares what Bart Simpson leaks to BHW

sekoras · Sep 4, 2019

you are something else

Mr Positive · Sep 4, 2019

Really an insider ... but thanks for the tip

Psh · Sep 4, 2019

Haven't noticed anything the past "updates" people here talk about (except june/aug/whatever). But hey, I could be wrong.

MaNameDingle · Sep 4, 2019

Get over yourself, Google doesn't give a flying fuck about you or the threads you post, if they did delay it, it sure as shit wasn't because of you "leaking" it.

BHSEONewb · Sep 4, 2019

Dude, could you stop leaking Google updates ahead of time and instead let me know the Mega lotto numbers for California?

sekoras · Sep 4, 2019

lol MaNameDingle.. dont be so mean. let him have this one

phoenix9 · Sep 4, 2019

Thanks mate..since you leaked it, update delayed.

And now you leak it again, another delayed extension.

Keep leak it mate and no update forever.

Yiiihhaaaa...

hibr3d · Sep 4, 2019

I imagine Google staff talking about BHW leaks and thinking how they are going to survive this one.

deal with it · Sep 4, 2019

will you be consistently posting like this even in 2029

unknownsmmers · Sep 4, 2019

hibr3d said:
I imagine Google staff talking about BHW leaks and thinking how they are going to survive this one.

Hi there

DJ.Bud · Sep 4, 2019

Google didn't stop because of you!

They probably saw the thread which is trending here...
Shitty services one?

nirajjoshi · Sep 4, 2019

Will they fix the damn search manipulation based on their employess political leaning? They completely censor anything slightly right leaning.

fb3003 · Sep 4, 2019

nirajjoshi said:
Will they fix the damn search manipulation based on their employess political leaning? They completely censor anything slightly right leaning.

you mean like when you search the word idiot and trump is the top picture that shows up?!

Psh · Sep 4, 2019

fb3003 said:
you mean like when you search the word idiot and trump is the top picture that shows up?!

I think he means how all the left-wing media got bumped in the latest updates, while the right-wing ones dropped. Nothing new, happens on Facebook and other social media platforms too.

CyberHour · Sep 4, 2019

Alright.. #PentaFacePalm

Google delayed the update cuz I leaked it

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