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Google.com - Client SECRET Reveled

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Warewah, Oct 18, 2013.

  1. Warewah

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    CLIENT: I need a search engine like Google.com. Can you handle something like that?

    ME: Yes, but it?s going to be expensive. May I ask what kind of budget you have in mind?

    CLIENT: Budget is not a problem. I have ample resources.

    ME: Can you give me a ballpark figure?

    He names a figure. It is not very ample.

    ME: I?m afraid that?s not going to be anywhere near enough for a project of this scope.

    CLIENT: This is a good budget for a two-page website. Google is simply a search box with a second page of results. And those results are from other sites! Heck, it could be done in half this budget, but I was trying to be generous.

    ClientsFromHell, literally.
     
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    I stopped reading right here. This is a joke, ya?
     
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    first post in the lounge looks lik you have read the rules properly or or :)
     
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  4. davids355

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    Always determine the clients requirements beyond what they think they want - ie did he want a search engine like google as in you type something in and it returns a result, or did he want a search engine like google as in he wants to index the entire Internet every day?
     
  5. Warewah

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    Yes! I was just willing to know my client's intention.
     
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    This is the best lol thread ever!
     
  7. Duffers5000

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    When you finish doing a Google clone for that guy hit me up, I am looking for the new facebook.
     
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  8. Warewah

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    Why not? I got a new client here on BHW. Thanks guys. I'll start scaling it up.
     
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    I want to build this site where you can all talk to each other - like Facebook but much simpler, all you do is just write text to each other - like max 140 characters at a time or something.
    should be REALLY easy:)
     
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  10. Warewah

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    Simple as that - Twitter. We are here to work on your project 24*7. We'll come up to you once Google clone and Facebook clone get's finished.
     
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  11. Checkmate

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    Just use the Google search API for everything, he'll never know. ;)
     
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    Maybe he just wanted a search site that pulled Google results.
     
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    How about website that let's users share their videos, like YouTube?I found my own hosting for 5$/month - it should be enough since users don't download the videos to their computer, only watch them.
     
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    LMAO! Was thinking same, utter tripe..
     
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    What's the problem? Create an index.html, put <iframe src=google.com>, upload it to his site, charge him 40k ...
     
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    When you finish that simple project, I am willing to pay $19.95 for a site too.

    Mine will have the domain blackhatworld1.com, to give a heads up on the type of site it will be.
    Its just going to have a simple black background with some text on it, no big deal right?

    I am sure you can easily rank the keywords as well right?
     
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    hahaha, the best thread of the week
     
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