Giveaway: my virginity

UnusualSubstance

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Hey guys so you must be female.

Since you're on here you already gonna be into business and marketing.

Must own 100mil/yr business.

Must eat raw food....

Must be unusual.

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: - )

 

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Another sad sad day given no serious taker(s).

 

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xReminisce said:

i'm genuinely happy for my bro @UnusualSubstance

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Bro-zoned by remi. But yeah, being her brother is an honour in itself.

 

Dopious

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Well, if @CPANathan could sell his for 28-33k a year, I bet you could too.

 

UnusualSubstance

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Deleted member 1603965 said:

Bro-zoned by remi. But yeah, being her brother is an honour in itself.

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She has a front row seat at the wedding for her lovely help.

 

xReminisce

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RoiBox said:

Well, if @CPANathan could sell his for 28-33k a year, I bet you could too.

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minimum wage :c

 

roydan

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As long as it doesn't come with dinner.

 

Dopious

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xReminisce said:

minimum wage :c

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Well, if you are flat, you are flat. Life is a bish sometimes I guess.

 

xReminisce

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RoiBox said:

Well, if you are flat, you are flat. Life is a bish sometimes I guess.

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ok flat
still flat

 

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UnusualSubstance said:

She has a front row seat at the wedding for her lovely help.

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Spoiler: remi drafting her Oscar speech for wedding

 

Venusaur

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Any review copies available for men?

 

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Venusaur said:

Any review copies available for men?

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5/5 Stars: "Worth the Divorce Settlement"

 

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Venusaur said:

Any review copies available for men?

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Just when you think you have read the worst possible thing for the day. Never change @Venusaur Never change.

 

Salamouna

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You already lost it

 

UnusualSubstance

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Salamouna said:

You already lost it

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To the pussy willows?

No my friend.

Those are plants.

Unfortunately.

But now my love has it.

Btw she has an onlyfans. You want to sub for only 9.99 a month? (Bhw discount).

Turns out that's how she has a 100mil a year biz.

Love it.

She even shipped me a packet of Huel since she loves it so much and I cannot believe she shipped it me.

Look at the beauty:

 

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This thread is making me feel better about myself in some way. Grateful.

 

UnusualSubstance

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Deleted member 1603965 said:

This thread is making me feel better about myself in some way. Grateful.

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In what regards?

 

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UnusualSubstance said:

My friend.

Want to come to our wedding?

Front row seat next to Remi?

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No way I am falling for this.

Remi will do unspeakable Ahhh....

 

UnusualSubstance

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Deleted member 1603965 said:

No way I am falling for this.

Remi will do unspeakable Ahhh....

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No.

There'll only be a few members at the front seat.

Sooooo.

 

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UnusualSubstance said:

No.

There'll only be a few members at the front seat.

Sooooo.

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The issue is that they are the few, the fearless. Do not I repeat DO NOT put them in the same room together. The wedding will get nuked and probably we will need riot control.