Giveaway: my virginity

[UnusualSubstance]

Hey guys so you must be female.

Since you're on here you already gonna be into business and marketing.

Must own 100mil/yr business.

Must eat raw food....

Must be unusual.

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: - )

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

Another sad sad day given no serious taker(s).

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

i'm genuinely happy for my bro @UnusualSubstance

Bro-zoned by remi. But yeah, being her brother is an honour in itself.

 

[Dopious]

Well, if @CPANathan could sell his for 28-33k a year, I bet you could too.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

Bro-zoned by remi. But yeah, being her brother is an honour in itself.

She has a front row seat at the wedding for her lovely help.

 

[xReminisce]

Well, if @CPANathan could sell his for 28-33k a year, I bet you could too.

minimum wage :c

 

[roydan]

As long as it doesn't come with dinner.

 

[Dopious]

minimum wage :c

Well, if you are flat, you are flat. Life is a bish sometimes I guess.

 

[xReminisce]

Well, if you are flat, you are flat. Life is a bish sometimes I guess.

ok flat
still flat

 

[Deleted member 2100877]

She has a front row seat at the wedding for her lovely help.

Spoiler: remi drafting her Oscar speech for wedding

 

[Venusaur]

Any review copies available for men?

 

[Deleted member 2100877]

Any review copies available for men?

5/5 Stars: "Worth the Divorce Settlement"

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

Any review copies available for men?

Just when you think you have read the worst possible thing for the day. Never change @Venusaur Never change.

 

[Salamouna]

You already lost it

 

[UnusualSubstance]

You already lost it

To the pussy willows?

No my friend.

Those are plants.

Unfortunately.

But now my love has it.

Btw she has an onlyfans. You want to sub for only 9.99 a month? (Bhw discount).

Turns out that's how she has a 100mil a year biz.

Love it.

She even shipped me a packet of Huel since she loves it so much and I cannot believe she shipped it me.

Look at the beauty:

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

This thread is making me feel better about myself in some way. Grateful.

 

[UnusualSubstance]

This thread is making me feel better about myself in some way. Grateful.

In what regards?

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

My friend.

Want to come to our wedding?

Front row seat next to Remi?

No way I am falling for this.

Remi will do unspeakable Ahhh....

 

[UnusualSubstance]

No way I am falling for this.

Remi will do unspeakable Ahhh....

No.

There'll only be a few members at the front seat.

Sooooo.

 

[Deleted member 1603965]

No.

There'll only be a few members at the front seat.

Sooooo.

The issue is that they are the few, the fearless. Do not I repeat DO NOT put them in the same room together. The wedding will get nuked and probably we will need riot control.