[GET] Custom lists of filtered tweets scraped from several BIG authority accounts

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  1. aa746

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    Oct 26, 2012
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    Hey guys, I've lurked long enough, time to start contributing!

    I've devised a neat way to scrape the recent tweets from any twitter account, and then filter out tweets with certain key words (ads, picture links, date specific tweets ect.).

    I've split them up into 2 groups, 'Original' and 'Duplicate'. Here's an example using the 'Notebook' account that has 4m+ followers.

    twitter.com/Notebook Originals:
    Relationship with GOD is the most important relationship you can have.
    #OnlyFakePeople Tell you they love you but end up hurting you.
    You can forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
    Don't chase people. Be you, do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
    Making mistakes is what makes us human, but that doesn't mean that you can just pretend they never happened.
    You live, you learn, and you move on.
    Success will never lower it's standard to accommodate us; we have to raise our standard to achieve it.
    Don't ask me a question that you clearly don't want to hear the answer to.
    Sometimes your plans don't work out because God has better ones.
    Wisdom isn't measured by the years you live, but by the life you put into those years.
    Sometimes I'm just waiting for you to message me.
    Make decisions based on your WORTH, not your CIRCUMSTANCE!
    If you don't know me...THEN DON'T JUDGE ME! Nobody said you had to "LOVE ME"!
    Appreciate everything, regret nothing. Even if your path leads you to a dead end, at least the journey will be worth remembering.
    Sometimes the right person can turn your entire world right side up.
    It takes two of use to make this work. If I'm fighting this alone, then I'm walking away.
    What people want is rarely what they need, and what they need is rarely want they want.
    I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
    Sometimes it just takes the right person walking into your life to change everything.
    B.I.T.C.H = Beautiful Individuals That Create Haters.
    That's why I WILL.
    If two people are happy together, don't try and screw with it.
    "I'm fine" never actually means "I'm fine".
    Sick of being the only one trying.
    When some things go wrong, take a moment to be thankful for the things still going right.
    The last person you think about before you fall asleep, is the one who truly owns your heart.
    Someday you'll be everything to someone, just be patient.
    Never settle for being a character in someone else's story when you are meant to be the author of your own.
    Commitment isn't scary, it's the thought of committing to the wrong person that is.
    Don't be afraid to stand up for something you believe in.
    I'll be strong, I'll be wrong, oh but life goes on.
    I'm perfectly happy being single... Until I see a happy couple.
    Thanks to those who didn't love me back, couldn't love me, and refused to love me. You taught me how to love myself.
    We used to talk everyday, now it's like we don't even know each other. What happened?
    There are always going to be bad days, just hang on and tough it out, it will be worth it.
    If you're happy, then that's all that matters. Just make sure you're actually happy.
    If someone really wants to see you, they'll find a reason, they'll find a way, and they'll make the effort.
    Always share the love.
    People will judge you no matter what, so be who you wanna be.
    Failure is merely an event in life and doesn't define you as a person. How you react after that event is what defines you. #staystrong
    "Accept your past without regrets.
    A great relationship isn't when perfect couple comes together, but imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
    Sometimes, you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been to stand back up taller than you ever were.
    If you focus on what's left behind, you'll never be able to see what lies ahead.
    People aren't afraid of saying 'I love you', that's easy... They're afraid of hearing the response.
    A woman that's worth it, will never be easy to get, & a real man will always be patient.
    Moving on doesn't mean giving up, it means you've finally chosen to be happy again.
    In relationship, honesty and trust must exist. If they don't, there's no point of loving, so if you can't afford to be honest, stay single.
    "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything." (Fight Club)
    "The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more." - The Notebook
    "Make each day count." - Titanic
    Be fearless. Take chances. You can't live life being afraid of what comes next. That's not what living is about.
    #AddictedTo: Twitter
    Don't respect people for making a promise, respect them for keeping it.
    Those late night conversations you're willing to miss sleep for.
    You are what you eat. So don?t be fast, cheap, easy or fake.
    Summer is almost here & doing a million sit ups isn?t going to cut it. Clean up your diet, work your whole body & get strong.
    True friends don't care about the size of your house, or what brand of clothes you wear, 'cause it's never about wealth, it's about loyalty.
    Relationships can be like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will just fit perfectly; no forcing, no struggling, and no pain.
    Those late night conversations where you would rather just not sleep at all, if it means you get to keep talking to them.
    Don't let someone walk all over you, you deserve better than that.
    Missing someone but trying to forget. It's not easy.
    Don't count your days, make your days count.
    When you really miss someone, you miss the little things the most, like just laughing together.
    It's funny how the people that change, are always the ones who promised to stay the same.
    If it's important to you, you'll find a way. If not, you'll find an excuse.
    Physical attractions are common, but a mental connection is rare.
    If you were happy with the wrong one, imagine how happy you would be with the right one.
    Be careful about which memories you choose to remember, because those memories will shape your future decisions.
    You're the reason I smile.
    I love my mom no matter what we go through & no matter how much we argue because I know, in the end, she'll always be there for me.
    You should never have to apologize for being who you are.
    #AGirlDeserves someone that loves her during both her ups and her downs.
    Every day we have choices. And every night we must sleep with the consequences of these choices.
    I'm actually starting to accept the fact that I'm going to die alone with 78 cats.
    Reading old messages and realizing how much you miss that person.
    If you aren't afraid of the outcome, it wouldn't be worth fighting for.
    Sometimes you have to get rid of old feelings to make room for the new ones.
    Live without boundaries, experience it all.
    There are 7 days in a week, but "someday" isn't one of them.
    Being with no one is better than being with the wrong one. Sometimes those who fly solo have the strongest wings.
    Don't look back, just go, because you could end up spending your whole life holding on.
    Beauty is graceful but confidence is sexy.
    There's photoshop, auto tune, & plastic surgery. Too bad there's nothing for your ugly personality.
    If they've lied to you before, they can lie to you again.
    #WeAllGotThatOneFriend who is there for you no matter what, no questions asked.
    You only get one shot at life, do what's best for you and be happy. It doesn't matter what others think, what matters is you.
    Sometimes, even just seeing you for a second is enough to make my day.
    Judge me & I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do & I'll tell you off. Claim that I'm crazy & I'll prove you right, over and over again.
    Single doesn't always mean "available." And taken doesn't always mean "in love."
    Sometimes the one u THINK u r meant to be with is only there to prepare u for the one u r REALLY meant to be with.
    So we ignore eachother, and pretend the other person doesn't exist, but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this..
    Turning your back on your problems doesn't solve them, it only delays them.
    Someone else's opinion should never define who you are.
    I haven't given up on you, so don't give up on me.
    When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, "mom is that you?"
    I like those conversations where you don't have to worry about what you say, you can just be yourself.
    The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything they have.
    I'm a teenager. My music will tell you a lot more about me than my mouth ever could.
    Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you.
    Sometimes a heart cannot afford to be "just friends."
    You need to be honest with everyone, but above all, you need to be honest with yourself.
    There is nothing more attractive than confidence. Once you see your own beauty, so will everyone else.
    You may lose the thing you have, but never lose the people you love.
    Relationships are a lot like drugs, they can either kill you, or give you some of the best feelings you've ever had.
    Never take someone's love for granted.
    Everyone wears their own masks. It's up to ourselves to decide whether it's the mask or the face behind the mask that matters.
    I cheated on my fears, broke up with my doubts, got engaged to my faith and now I'm marrying my dreams.
    Not all attention is good attention.
    That annoying feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first.
    Anyone can make you smile. Many people can make you cry but, it takes someone very special to make you laugh with tears still in your eyes.
    Sometimes we have to fight for what we love and care about. But sometimes we have to find the strength to let it go.
    Sometimes you have to stop worrying. Have faith that things will work out, maybe not how you planned, but just how they're supposed to.
    Remember those who helped you up, & never forget those that put you down.
    In 20-30 years, one of the hardest things our kids will have to do will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.
    Cherish the moments you have in life, because they pass you by very quickly.
    Don't stress. Do your best. Forget the rest.
    Spiritually, I'm dead.
    Things will be ok, you'll be fine, tomorrow is a new day.
    Just because you forgave someone doesn't mean invite them back into your life. You're simply lifting the grudge from your heart.
    If you're always searching, you'll miss the moment of finding.
    Falling for someone is easy, getting back up after falling is the hard part.
    Sometimes we expect more from other people, because we are willing to do that much for them.
    The lesson is in the struggle, not in the victory.
    Apologies lose meaning when you keep doing thing you need to apologize for.
    A REAL BOYFRIEND: calls you for NOTHING, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous, over protective & loves you.
    They leave scars around the heart,
    Anyone can make you smile, many people can make you cry, but it takes someone really special to make you smile with tears in your eyes.
    When I care about someone, I really care. When I love, I love with all my heart. - Hi November, please be good :)
    Time passes you by before you know it, so make the most of the time you have.
    She wants to be your girl, not one of your girls.
    You have to first believe in yourself before you can truly accomplish anything.
    If you believe in it, then fight for it, because opportunities pass us by, and sometimes there aren't second chances.
    I forgave what you did, but that doesn't mean it doesn't still kill me every time I think about it.
    Always be yourself, the people that matter love you for you.
    I love it when in the middle of our kiss, I can feel you smiling.
    The older you get the stronger the wind gets - and it's always in your face. ~Picasso #staystrong
    Forget about what you want, and remember what you deserve.
    Wanting to talk him, but at the same time you don't want to because you think you're kinda annoying.
    The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything, they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.
    Don't ever let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve something.
    Perfect is not when compatible people are together. It's when you're both opposite's but in that way you complete each other.
    I'm tired of just missing you.
    The best feeling comes when you realize that you're perfectly happy without the people you thought you needed most.
    Be with someone who loves you for who you are, not who they want you to be.
    Each girl has that 1 boy that they will never lose feelings for.
    Whatever happened over this past year, be thankful for where it brought u. Where u are is where you're meant to be!
    I hate it when people bring up things from the past just to hurt you.
    Nothing holds you back more than your own insecurities.
    How to make the heart undestand that which the mind refuses to accept.
    Love yourself enough to let go of negative people.
    #MaybePeopleWouldLikeYou if you didn't talk bad behind people's backs.
    That feeling when you wake up mad at them, because of what they did to you in your dream.
    #WeHaveThatOneFriendWho can make you smile no matter how bad your day is.
    That amazing feeling when you catch your crush looking at you.
    Being able to wait is a sign of true love and patience. Anyone can say I love you, but not everyone can wait and prove it's true.
    Don't let your yesterday ruin your today.
    If you were happy with the wrong one, just think how happy you will be with the right one.
    #ItDoesntMatter what others think about you, and all that matters is what you think about yourself.
    If they don't appreciate your presence, perhaps you should try giving them your absence.
    #ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight: Thoughts of you.
    You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh and to make good memories. Not to be upset, sad, or left crying.
    Don't expect things to happen, it's usually better to feel surprised than disappointed.
    If you really want something, don't just wish for it, go out there and make it happen.
    I text you. You don't text back. I feel stupid.
    My heart skips a beat when I see your name come up on my phone.
    Sometimes your best friend understands you better than you understand yourself .
    You will never truly understand something until it actually happens to you.
    Expectation kills. Just go with the flow and you might be surprised when something better comes along in an unexpected way.
    In wickedness of pride is lost the light to understand how little grace is earned and how much given. ~Robert Hunter
    You give me reasons to smile and reasons to laugh, but most of all, you give me memories I could never forget.
    The hardest decisions are often the right ones.
    Spend your time with the people who make you happy, not the people you have to impress.
    When the trust is gone, there is nothing left to fight for.
    You made a mistake? So what, we all make them, nobody is perfect. Live it, learn from it, move on.
    Just because you think your way is right, that doesn't mean people have to follow your way.
    Some people dream of success, while others wake up and work hard for it.
    Let the haters hate, they're just jealous of what you have.
    When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above..
    Letting go of someone isn't nearly as hard as letting go of the memories. Cause when they're gone, that's all you have left of them.
    Never believe what they say, believe what they do.
    If it's worth doing, it's worth doing right. If it's not worth doing right, it's not worth doing at all.
    If you have to cry a river, cry a river. But then build a bridge, get over it, & don't look back.
    God answers in 3 ways: he says yes & gives you what you want, he says no & gives you something better, or he says wait & gives you the best.
    Memories never fade, but you can choose which ones to remember the most.
    #IReallyDontLikeWhen you reply to my long text with "K". You might as well just say, "I don't want to talk to you."
    You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because those are the relationships you're willing to fight for.
    Loving you is like breathing. It's not a choice. It's a need.
    If you never had any bad experiences, you would take life for granted.
    If you want to do something, then do it now, because life is short, and you never know if you'll get that chance to do it.
    Sometimes the smallest things have the biggest meaning.
    Learn to live with your past, otherwise you'll never be able to enjoy your future.
    #ImReallyThankfulFor everything you do. You make me smile when I'm sad, and you make me laugh when nobody else can.
    Work hard to accomplish your goals. Nothing in life worth having comes easy.
    You can't miss what you don't need in your life.
    You will not get what you truly deserve if you're too attached to things you're supposed to let go of.
    A little jealousy is ok, it lets you know that they care enough about losing you. But a lot of jealousy can destroy a relationship.
    Face your problems, don't Facebook your problems.
    Stop worrying. Worrying doesn't stop the bad things from happening, it just prevents you from enjoying the good things that are happening.
    If you believe strongly in something, don't be afraid to fight for it.
    It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.
    People being jealous of you means you're great in some way. Remember that.
    When she ignores you, that's when you need to talk to her most.
    Stop wishing and start doing.
    Imagine if you suddenly woke up and your whole life had been a dream, and you're actually a different person, living a different life.
    Spiritually: I'm depressed.
    #ItDoesntMatter what you did in the past, what matters is what you do now.
    It's better to try to restore your relationship than to replace it.
    The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a person's determination.
    One of the greatest things about life is that it's never too late to change.
    Always remember pain makes people change, So don't hurt them when you don't want them to change.
    Success is connected with actions. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes along the way, but they never quit.
    Food is my best friend.
    #onlypanicwhen you don't feel your phone in your pocket.
    Music heals my heart, music calms my mind, music saves my life.
    One of the #GreatestFeelings is doing something that people said you couldn't do.
    Once you stop chasing the wrong things, the right ones catch you.
    How can you forget someone that gave you so much to remember?
    As we grow wiser, we realize what we need, and what we can leave behind.
    Just so you know; ONE lie can ruin a thousand truths.
    That "stare" before the kiss.
    Today is the day, be truthful.
    Change is DIFFERENT, change is HARD, change is LIFE.
    The present is exactly that, a gift.
    If you can make me laugh, then #youhavemyattention.
    Never regret something that made you smile. because at the time, it was exactly everything you wanted.
    No matter how many times you knock me down, I'll stand back up every time.
    Life doesn't have a remote, you have to get up and change it yourself.
    #ItDoesntMatter what you say, all that matters is what you do. Actions speak louder than words.
    You can choose to blame your circumstances on fate, or bad luck, or bad choices. Or you can fight back.
    I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.
    Anyone can say they'll do something, it's the ones who actually do it that get where they want to be.
    Sometimes smiling is just easier than explaining why you're sad.
    Saying "I'm fine" when you're not fine at all, and something is killing you inside.
    I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you I don't miss you who am I kidding, I miss you like crazy...
    You will never solve any of your problems unless you're willing to face them.
    Sometimes the best revenge is to just move on and get over it. Don't give them the satisfaction of watching you suffer.
    Worrying doesn't change anything, so why spend your time worrying.
    Failure has nothing to do with falling down but refusing to get back up. #staystrong
    Being in a relationship is not about kissing, dates or showing off. It's about being with the person who makes you happy.
    If I had one wish, it would be for us to realize our potential, be together, and fall in love.
    Getting over someone takes time, don't expect to be healed in a day.
    If only we could tell people how we really feel.
    I'm afraid to be something you'll regret losing.
    We make our decisions, and then our decisions make us.
    I always wonder if you smile at my texts, the same way I smile at yours.
    Smile like you've never cried, fight like you've never lost, love like you've never been hurt, and live like you'll die tomorrow.
    Always believe in yourself, you are amazing just the way you are.
    She wants to be your one and only, not one of many.
    Biggest mistake you can make? Caring for someone more than yourself, cause then you're just asking for disappointment.
    #Ladies it's better to let a man walk away from you than all over you. Why risk losing your dignity over someone who doesn't respect it?
    #SomethingICantDealWith: People who bring the problems of their past relationship into their current one.
    Sometimes the best way to get someones attention, is to stop giving them yours.
    Girls, don't ever let a guy make you feel ugly because no matter what, you're beautiful, with or without him.
    Wasted opportunities are what we regret the most.
    If I have to chase and fight for your attention, eventually I don't want it anymore.
    While you're busy looking for the perfect person, you'll probably miss the imperfect person who could make you perfectly happy.
    A hater is someone who wishes they could be you. Thank them for admiring you and move on.
    Every new day is an opportunity to make something special happen, don't waste it, or take it for granted.
    Dark chocolate and fresh raspberries go very well together when your sweet tooth just won't quit.
    I thought a relationship was only made for two people, but obviously some people don't know how to count.
    #WeCantBeFriendsIf you only ever call me when you need something.
    You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep rereading the last one.
    Life doesn't get easier, you just get stronger.
    Don't let your pride get in the way of what your heart is trying to say.
    Love, friendship, laughter... Some of the best things in life really are free.
    I love you, and now I'm afraid to lose you."
    Always be strong, that way nobody ever has to ask if you're ok.
    Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.
    When we pray, God hears more than we say, answers more than we ask, gives more than we imagine... in His own time & His own way.
    Never compare them to your ex.
    K = Conversation killer"
    #HonestHour: Sometimes I forgive too easily.
    You need to be careful who you give your heart to, because when you give your heart to someone, you also give them power over your emotions.
    Love someone for who they are, not for who you hope they will be.
    When something happens to you, consider what it means. There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh more or not to cry hard
    Don't try too hard to search for love, in the end, love will find you, sometimes in the most unexpected way.
    A woman becomes a woman when she realizes that she doesn't always need a man to comfort her.
    Once in a while you come across that one person who changes your life forever.
    A simple smile form that one person can change your entire day.
    They ignore you now, but they'll need you later, that's just how it goes.
    Sometimes a person comes into your life that makes you happy, that's the person you shouldn't let go of.
    All girls wants is to feel beautiful, be loved, and to be treated with respect.
    There will always be someone better and someone worse, so don't complain.
    "What's wrong with you?" "Almost everything"
    Never take your best friend for granted, appreciate their friendship to the fullest.
    Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's even more difficult to regret.
    I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that's not easy. ~Marilyn Monroe
    Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get it.
    Try and make every day the best day of your life, because you never know when it will be the last day of your life.
    I was there for you, I supported you, I loved you, but you took me for granted.
    If you care about them, then show them.
    Sometimes you forgive people who don't really deserve it.
    #WeAllGotThatOneFriend who can make us laugh no matter what.
    Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you are enjoying what you are doing, you will be successful.
    In life you can't wait until its too late, because you might never get another chance.
    That one person who can make you smile and laugh no matter what, even on your worst days.
    A first love is irreplaceable, and a first heart break is unforgettable.
    Calling someone ugly won't make you beautiful.
    It's not about the people who are true to your face, it's about the ones who remain true behind your back.
    First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. ~Mahatma Gandhi
    Everyone deserves a person that can make their heart forget that it was ever broken.
    Keep your expectations low and your hopes high.
    Fall in love with someone that deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it.
    #NothingIsBetterThan a nice smile.
    Don't respect someone just for making a promise, respect them for keeping it.
    Don't mess with someone else's relationship just because you can't get one.
    I miss being a kid. No one cared how you dressed, we were all friends, and you could be yourself. When did we turn so judgmental?
    Treat people the way you wish to be treated.
    Dont waste your time looking back at what you lost.. Move on.. Remember life is not meant to be traveled backwards.
    Never hate. Never let anger permit your life. Always forgive. The best insult that you can give to a hater is to be kind to them.
    Don't ever let someone play with your feelings, your emotions, and your heart. You deserve better than that.
    I love your smile. I enjoy being silly with you. Your kisses on my forehead. Your hugs.
    Sometimes it's easy to feel like you're the only one who's struggling, who's frustrated, or barely getting by, but you're not alone.
    #ThatFeelingWhen you hug someone, and they hug you back even tighter.
    If you don't take a chance, how will you ever know?
    Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference.
    Reading old messages and remembering how it used to be.
    Sometimes you may feel like you can't go on any longer, but just know that at the end of every storm there is a rainbow.
    I wanted you. You wanted me. I loved you. You left me. I'm alone. You want me back. Sorry, I'm done.
    The truth may hurt, but lying gets you nowhere.
    Sometimes we don't need advice. We just need somebody to listen.
    #IMightBeWrongBut It always seems like good people receive the worst treatment, & the bad ones prosper.
    Don't criticize someone, and then go and do the exact same thing.
    S.I.N.G.L.E = Strong, Independent, Noticeable, Generous, Loving , Enlightened.
    It doesn't matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.
    An open mind is the most powerful weapon in the universe.
    Don't let your pride get in the way of what you heart wants to say.
    When you really love someone, age, distance, height, weight... is just a damn number.
    Don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad.
    If you don't like them anymore, don't lead them on.
    If the feelings are mutual, the effort will be equal.
    You are what you believe you are.
    Sometimes it's the smallest lies that cause the most pain.
    When you feel like giving up, just remember why you've held on for so long.
    Dear guys, if you like a girl, don't make her start the conversation, cause then she worries she's being annoying. Sincerely, every girl.
    Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is me, but my attitude depends on you.
    You may feel worthless to one person, but you are priceless to another.
    Be careful who you give your heart to, because giving your heart to someone, also gives them the power to hurt you.
    Any male can tell a female that he loves her, but it takes a man to show a woman he loves her without using words.
    Sometimes the biggest fear is simply being forgotten.
    Yes, I'm scared. Yes, I'm jealous. I'm scared that you think she's pretty. I'm jealous that you will find her more interesting.
    Never apologize for having high standards. Ppl who really wanna be in your life will rise up to meet them.
    Every relationship is messed up. What makes it perfect is if you still want to be there when things really suck.
    Not everyone is going to know how to appreciate everything you've done for them. You have to figure out who's worth your kindness.
    Live like today is your last.
    #ImReallyBadAt finding the courage to tell that person how I'm feeling."
    Getting upset about an old situation when you think about it again.
    It's the end of a relationship, not the end of the world. You'll be just fine.
    Sometimes certain things are better left unsaid.
    A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot, & realize how blessed you are.
    Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again.
    If I could go back and do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing! Live with no regrets, and you'll be much happier.
    Trust is like an eraser, it gets smaller with each mistake.
    Don't apologize for something you're going to keep on doing.
    Being told one thing, and then they go and do something else.
    #AddictedTo: You.
    I can't handle your insecurities. If you can't trust me, then how can this ever work?
    If you can make me laugh, then you're automatically more attractive.
    It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.
    It is often easier to find the truth than it is to accept it.
    I'm not single, and I'm not taken. I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart, because they say good things take time.
    Never trust someone who lies to you, and never lie to someone who trusts you.
    The more you understand yourself, the less you feel the need to judge.
    Girls want a guy who can make her laugh, a guy she can communicate with on a deep level, and a guy she can trust.
    Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is.
    Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
    Have you ever noticed that the more special you treat someone, the more that someone takes you for granted? as if you won't ever change.
    #YouKnowItsLoveIf their happiness matters more than your own.
    If you can stop depending on people, you will stop being disappointed.
    Those who are taught, gain knowledge. Those who experience, gain wisdom.
    Don't wait for things to come to you, if you want it then go get it.
    I"m not mad, I'm disappointed. There's a difference.
    Don't plan a future with someone that has no future plans for themselves.
    "Hey" it's a short, simple word. Used to start an everyday conversation. But it's also how friendships and love start.
    Don't let someone's compliments get to your head, and don't let their criticisms get to your heart.
    Don't judge someone based on their past, they don't live there anymore.
    If it's meant to be, it'll be. You won't have to beg, stress, sweat, plot, or plan.
    That feeling when you can't talk to the one person you want to talk to the most.
    During the day I keep myself busy and time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
    Dear human, you get mad when I wake you up, & you also get mad when I don't wake you. Sincerely, confused alarm clock
    You can't live for other people. You've got to do what's right for you, even if it hurts some of the people you love.
    Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you cannot change.
    I need to realize that I'm nothing special to you. You have tons of friends that are girls. I'm just one of them.
    #HonestyHour: I still think about us, and what we could be.
    That feeling when you're dying to text that person.
    Apologies mean nothing when the damage has been done.
    Do your best to make someone smile, you never know how much that one smile could mean in their life.
    The best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
    It's just a bad day, not a bad life. Don't let one day ruin everything for you.
    Nobody is ever "too busy" to message you back.
    Sometimes the person you fall for, isn't ready to catch you.
    So sad what happened in Boston, keep the victims and their families in your prayers, what a horrible thing. #prayforboston
    Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind. Sincerely, everyone.
    A relationship with no trust is like a car with no gas. You can stay in it, but it won't go anywhere.
    Don't ever regret meeting anyone in life, one day you will realize they taught you the most important lesson in your life!
    April 15, 1912 - The Titanic sinks at 2:20 am., two hours and forty minutes after hitting an iceberg, killing over 1500 passengers
    Hard work pays off. It gets you to where you need to be, and brings another step closer to achieving your dreams.
    You can learn a lot about a person when you listen to a song that means a lot to them.
    #SomethingICantDealWith: Trust issues. If there's no trust, it will never work.
    Sometimes you have to stop caring, to see if they will start.
    It's funny how the people who you know the least, always have the most to say.
    How many times can you accept an apology for the same mistake, before you realize that "mistake" will keep happening.
    She's strong enough to walk away; but broken enough to look back.
    Sometimes you have to do what needs to be done, in order for you to truly get what you want.
    You won't remember the test you failed, but you'll never forget the person you were with the night before, when you decided not to study.
    You can't win a battle unless you believe in what you're fighting for.
    Be sure to judge yourself, before you attempt to judge others.
    "The past is unchangable.
    I still think about you. I still think about the times we shared. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy with what I have now.
    I don't usually share personal things and feelings. If I share them with you, it's because I trust you, and because I care.
    That annoying feeling when your friend is friends with the person you hate.
    They get you with hello, and kill you with goodbye.
    Don't wait for the perfect moment, make the perfect moment happen.
    Sometimes when you feel like giving up, just listen to that little voice that says, "keep on going" and you'll be ok.
    "Today is the day, be happy.
    When you take things for granted, those things eventually get taken.
    I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
    See someone you know on the street .......pretend to be busy on cellphone.
    Its simple.. Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
    You're the only person I want to fall asleep next to.
    You're beautiful. Wouldn't you rather wait for one amazing guy to notice that, rather than a bunch of stupid ones?
    Reality is altered by wanting to be accepted. Originality shapes your destiny.
    It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
    Have you ever had a dream that was so heartbreakingly beautiful that it felt like pure agony waking up.
    When things aren't working out as you wish, be patient. Stop trying to move ahead of God. His timing is perfect. Trust Him.
    The last thing people are honest about, is their dishonesty.
    No pain, no gain. You'll get through it, and you'll be better off in the long run.
    The best revenge is to show them that your life is moving forward even though they left it.
    Don't let your ears hear what your eyes didn't see, and don't let your mouth say what your heart doesn't feel.
    Stuck between not caring at all, and caring too much.
    To be honest, you're the only one I've ever spent this much time and effort on.
    #ItWouldBeCoolTo meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view.
    Laugh hard, live truly, kiss slowly, and never regret a moment in life that made you smile.
    When you go to sleep with a broken heart, waking up is the worst part.
    It's ok to fall apart sometimes, just remember to get back up again.
    #WhatMostWomenWant: Someone they can be themselves around. Someone who makes them laugh and smile and feel comfortable.
    Jumping jacks, push-ups, squats, tricep dips, walking lunges And burpees. Use your age as your repetition number and do three sets!
    Sometimes its not always about how long it takes to heal. But about the things we have to go through to get there.
    Relationships last longer when they aren't all over Facebook.
    When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, and nobody can keep them apart.
    Pain makes people change, but it also makes them stronger.
    You've always got to believe in your dreams. What would you strive for without them.
    I would rather have an honest enemy, than a fake friend.
    When you hear a song that reminds you of someone, and you start missing them.
    If someone tells you another person's secrets, they are probably out telling your secrets to others. Don't trust too easily.
    It's better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all.
    That's why I DID."
    Some people in your life are meant to be there for the journey, but not everyone is meant to be there until the end.
    Don't let your pride get in the way of what your heart wants to say.
    A REAL RELATIONSHIP: has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy and LOVE
    A honey mask 1-2 times a week will soothe inflamed skin, kill acne, and leave your skin glowing. #tryit
    Sometimes you have to let go of what's behind you, in order to see what in front of you.
    No matter how bad things are just remember, life goes on.
    Communication is the heartbeat of a relationship. Once the communication stops, the relationship dies.
    Physically, I smile."
    Brush your teeth immediately after meals and snacks to prevent over eating. Keep that mint flavor overpowering the food craving.
    Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule. But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.
    Sometimes the last thing you want to be is just friends, being limited to looking into their eyes seeing the miracle & dream you can't have.
    I love it when you smile, but I love it even more when I now that I'm the reason.
    Never compromise for anything less than you deserve.
    Instead of just wiping away your tears, wipe away the people that made you cry.
    Missing someone is a part of loving them. If you're never apart, you'll never really know how strong your love is.
    Cherish it."
    Don't plana future with someone who doesn't have a future planned out for themselves.
    Life would be perfect if girls had mute buttons, guys had edit buttons, hard times had fast forward buttons, & good times had pause buttons.
    Too many girls want attention, and not enough of them want respect.
    Stupid silly conversations make so much sense when you're talking to someone special.
    He's that one person that can make me smile like crazy just by saying "Hello".
    Why do we always go after the people that are hardest to get.
    Failing is always better than not trying at all.
    Cherish your yesterdays and dream your tomorrows, but most importantly, don't forget to live your today's.
    Your smile changes my whole day.
    There's just some days when it all seems to be wrong and nothing feels right.
    You have to experience the bad to know what's good.
    One day you'll look back and realize how much I truly cared for you, but by then, it might be too late.
    That amazing feeling when you wake up, and see a "good morning" text from that one person.
    Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give them the power to hurt you.
    You're braver than you know, and stronger than you think.
    #MyFavoriteMemory: Falling in love for the first time.
    Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense.
    When things are going bad, don't use that as an excuse to give up, use that as motivation to push harder. Never give up.
    Plan for the worst, but still wish for the best.
    As angry as you may be, hold your head high and be the better person.
    Throughout my life, I've always been afraid of losing people I love. Sometimes I wonder, is there anyone out there afraid to lose me?
    If you want someone in your life, then put them there. They shouldn't have to fight for a spot.
    #BiggestLiesGirlsSay: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
    Love is like giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
    When I first met you, I never would have imagined that I would have such strong feelings for you.
    It's always the people who know you the least, that want to judge you the most.
    That feeling when you're with someone who makes you feel like you can be yourself, and act silly, without any judging or holding back.
    Love is like water; We can fall in it; We can drown in it; And we can't live without it.
    Sometimes we expect more from others because we're willing to do that much for them.
    I don't leave much room in my future for people who left me in their past.
    Always try to do things for the right reasons, and not for anything else.
    Don't dwell on things that happened in the past. Put it behind you and move forward.
    Today is the day, dream big.
    Stay. No matter how hard it is to be wit me, just stay.
    If you aren't happy being single you will never be happy in a relationship. Get your own life and love it first, then share it.
    You'll never find the good person if you always refuse to give up the bad one.
    If they've done it once, they'll do it again, it's only a matter of time. Save yourself the heartache and find someone who won't hurt you.
    Things can change as quickly as they can happen.
    You do your thing, I'll do mine. You go your way, I'll go mine. And if we end up together, it's beautiful.
    #TopLiesPeopleTell: "I love you..."
    Don't apologize for your feelings, it's like apologizing for telling the truth.
    In a relationship, honesty & trust must exist. If they don't, there's no point of loving. So if you can't afford to be honest, stay single.
    Those messages you never want to erase.
    #HowToGetOffThePhone: Just hit end and then text them asking what happened.
    When you do something right, people might not even know you've done anything at all.
    Life always offers you a second chance. Its called tomorrow.
    Ever want to tell someone something so bad but cant do it on the phone and can't see them in person?
    Someday your gonna wake up and say "Wow, he really did love me" and most likely I'm gonna be giving my love to someone that appreciates it.
    #TheOnlyReason I left is because you stopped fighting for us.
    True strength is getting right back up after getting knocked down.
    Remember when we used to stay up late texting each other? Ya I miss that.
    Sometimes we spend too much time thinking about someone who isn't thinking about us.
    Does anyone else get scared when their text reads, "can I ask you a question?"
    School slowly kills my soul.
    It really shouldn't matter what your friends think of him, It should only matter what YOU see & think of him.
    Life has *MANY* different chapters. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
    Don't trust too much, Don't love too much, cause that too much will hurt You so much.
    Live without pretending, love without depending, listen without defending, speak without offending.
    Don't make someone a priority if you're just their option.
    When you're around someone so much, for so long, they become a part of you, and when they go away, you don't know who you are without them.
    Don't put a limit on anything for yourself. The bigger you dream, the farther you will go.
    You life is a lot like a puzzle, don't waste your time trying to place people where they don't fit.
    Today I was sitting here smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
    Be careful of those who pat you on the back. They might be looking for a soft spot to plant the knife!
    A woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but will always stick around.
    It doesn't mean life is over when a relationship ends. It just means you're one step closer to finding the perfect beginning.
    I really do not give a sh!t anymore, think what you think, believe what you want, but just remember; I cared when no one else did.
    Music is always there for you when you need it.
    Just because her face is pretty, it doesn't mean her personality is equally appealing.
    I had hoped for tall, dark and handsome. At this point, I'd be satisfied with someone who knows the difference between "your" and "you're."
    Every moment you get is a gift. Spend it on things that matter, not on things that make you unhappy.
    Removing someone from your life isn't that hard, but removing them from your heart is one of the hardest things ever.
    The people who fight fire with fire, usually end up with ashes.
    Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened.
    Don't spend your whole life waiting and hoping for that one person, just live and enjoy life, and life will find a way.
    There will always be those people who want to see you fail because they can't succeed.
    Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing means absolutely everything to me.
    #IFeelLike I'm the only one putting in an effort.
    When your opportunity comes along, seize the moment.
    Sometimes the best revenge is just a simple smile, to let them know you're doing just fine.
    When the past has past from you at last, let go.
    I'd rather live my life knowing I'm not perfect, rather than live my life pretending to be.
    I never regret anything, because every little detail of my life is what made me into who I am in the end.
    Every story has an ending. But in life, sometimes an ending is just a new beginning.
    Don't settle for anybody, just so that you can have somebody.
    If you deserve it, then go for it.
    I'm not afraid to tell you that I love you. I'm afraid to hear that you don't love me back because I know that's what will happen.
    Just because I'm being quiet, that doesn't mean I"m mad, sometimes I just don't feel like talking.
    Half a conversation is listening.
    He who leaves nothing to chance will do very few things wrong, but he will do very few things at all.
    Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the bone.
    #TheWorstFeeling is being ignored by someone you like.
    All the things you hate about yourself, someone loves you for those same reasons.
    Don't hang onto feelings like hurt, anger or pain. They still away your feelings for happiness.
    You can forget what hurt you in the past, just never forget what it taught you.
    It is impossible to dream too big.
    I notice everything I just don't say anything.
    Keep calm and GET STRONG!!!!
    The truth is, if I could be with anyone, I'd still choose you.
    People come and go from your life all the time. You just have to hope that the right one stays in it.
    #InAHealthyRelationship You won't ever have to question love, You'll just feel it.
    Learn to give more, and expect less. You'll be happier that way.
    No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn't bring u what want, it taught u what u DON'T want.
    Life is full of lessons, it's how you deal with these lessons that determine who you are.
    The hardest advice to accept, is your own.
    Once you've fallen for someone, it's so hard to get back up.
    #WordsISayWhenImMad: "Whatever."
    You're more than just a good time, you're my lifetime.
    Turn down the drama around you, and just turn up the music.
    Yesterday was yesterday, focus on today.
    Things just aren't the same laughing without you.
    REAL men stay faithful... they don't have time to look for other women because they're too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
    No relationship is a waste of time. The wrong ones are there to teach you the lessons that prepare you for the right ones.
    Getting excited when you see their name show up on your phone.
    I don't know if I'll ever truly forgive you, but I'm willing to try moving on.
    You were born an original, so don't die a copy.
    I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like "damn, they're still together?"
    One day you'll be just a memory to people, so make sure you're a good one.
    #IGetExcitedWhen you tell me you miss me, it's always a great feeling.
    Assumptions can KILL relationships.
    Stop stressin'. God's already got it all figured out. Keep walking in faith & the answers will come.
    People are like music; some speak the truth and others are just noise.
    Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
    When girls get jealous, it's normal. But when boys get jealous, you know he's going to be loyal.
    That moment when you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master.
    Life is a gift, not a right. So embrace it and live it to the fullest.
    The more valuable lessons we learn in life aren't taught, they are experienced.
    I might hug other guys, I might laugh with other guys and I might text other guys, but none of them will ever mean as much to me as you do.
    Remember who helped you up, and never forget who put you down.
    You have to realize that the sun must set in order for it to rise.
    "Boo you whore!" - Mean Girls
    The best moments are when you look back at where you've been & smile..because YOU'RE NOT THERE ANYMORE :)
    Never cheat. If you're unhappy then leave, nobody deserves to be cheated on.
    Don't live in the past. You might end up missing all the great things happening in your present.
    Ladies, there's always going to be that one girl that is prettier than you, but you've just got to find that one guy who doesn't care.
    They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got!
    REMEMBER: Don't *TRUST* too much. Don't *LOVE* too much. Don't *HOPE* too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.
    Live for every moment, and laugh every day.
    Whenever you feel weak, remember those who made you strong and whenever you start to doubt yourself remember those who believe in you.
    Missing someone: that very moment when you're doing something and wishing they were right there with you.
    Dear Cancer, hopefully one day you're just a zodiac sign.
    Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize games before you even play it.
    If you believe in yourself first, then others will believe in you too.
    "Emotionally: I'm hurt.
    Don't be too quick to forgive someone who isn't truly sorry.
    #IFeelLike people need to stop being so judgemental of others. Let people be happy and live their life the way they want to.
    Everyone has potential to do something great, you just have to see it.
    If That's So Raven,Lizzie McGuire, Even Stevens & Phil of the Future were still on Disney channel,I would be watching it every single day.
    #NothingIsBetterThan waking up to a "Good morning" text.
    Don't get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you.
    Once you find someone who can make you laugh uncontrollably, hang onto that person, because they will make you happy.
    #iHaveAWeakSpotFor good music.
    It's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything.
    Always have the strength to carry on, no matter what.
    You can say I flirt, but once I'm in a relationship, I'm the most loyal person you'll ever find.
    #TheBestFeelingIs knowing you're the reason for someone's smile.
    Our small stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know.
    I want a person who comes into my life by accident, and stays on purpose.
    Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your tears water the seeds of your future happiness.
    Stupid conversations make sense when you're talking to someone special.
    Stay positive when negativity surrounds you. Smile when others frown.
    #ItsFunnyHow some people think they can act like a friend to your face, and then talk bad about you behind your back.
    No matter how hard things seem, there is always something good around the corner.
    The worst thing about time apart, is you don't know whether they will miss you, or forget you.
    You always fall for the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.. & sometimes for the most unexpected reason #Life
    The most painful goodbyes are the ones that are never said, or never explained.
    People will treat you the way you allow them to treat you, know what your worth.
    A girl deserves a guy that will make her smile and laugh even when she doesn't want to.
    It's not about the past, and it's not about the future... It's about this moment you're living in right now, and making it count.
    Don't give up on things when you think you can fight for it. It's difficult to wait but it's more difficult to regret.
    Today: Pause & give thanks for those who hurt u..but ended up teaching u so much more than they took from u.
    Surround yourself with people who make you a better person, and who bring out the best in you.
    The biggest achievement in failure is knowing that you tried.
    I'd rather be in a relationship that's crazy, unpredictable, and not exactly perfect, because that way, we'll never get bored.
    Dear whoever is reading this, you're beautiful and someone out there is crazy about you. So smile. Life is too short to be unhappy.
    When you really love someone enough. Distance don't matter at all.
    You grow stronger with each heartbreak.
    "If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a tree.
    We're all guilty of holding on too long.
    Be careful trusting someone who says, "I won't tell anyone."
    Waking up every day is a blessing, not a privilege. Don't take it for granted.
    You're not PERFECT, but you're all I WANT.
    The most sweet hearted people are the most mistreated people.
    You have three choices; You can either give up, give in, or give it your all. Whichever of these you choose, defines you.
    Just let it go.
    Don't rely on luck, rely on opportunities, and make something happen yourself.
    Take someone for who they are, not who you think they should be.
    Just because something hasn't worked out for you now, doesn't mean there isn't something big in store for you in the future.
    Strive not to make your presence noticed, but your absence felt.
    The rest of your life is a long time, and whether you know it or not, it's being shaped right now.
    Love someone when you're ready, not when you're lonely.
    The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are.
    People who are meant to be together will always find their way back to each other. They may take a few detours, but they're never lost.
    It's easy to forgive the mistakes of others. But it's hard to rebuild the trust that has been destroyed.
    If you asked me how many times you have crossed my mind, I would say once, because you've never really left.
    Nobody is perfect, which is why u shouldn't beat yourself up or give up if you have an "off" week with your workouts. #fitlifestyle
    A relationship should be between two people, not two people plus all of Facebook.
    When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.
    #Turnon Natural Beauty, don't let your make-up define you.
    When love is real, it doesn't lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It supposed to be a cure to all your worries.
    I'm mature enough to forgive you, but I'm not stupid enough to trust you again.
    Let go of the past so you can have a bright future.
    Sometimes you just need to stop what you're doing, take a moment, and really appreciate life.
    #ILikeWhen you text me first.
    Why do they call it a crush? Because that's how you feel when they don't feel the same way in return, crushed.
    Learn from yesterday, LIVE for today, and hope for tomorrow.
    I want a guy to make me feel like a Disney Princess.
    When someone tells you "you've changed", it's only because you've stopped living your life their way.
    Breathe. It's just a bad day. Not a bad life.
    #SomePeopleNeedTo stop being so negative, and start focusing on the positive.
    Never apologize for being you.
    If I had to make a choice between breathing and love, I would use my last breath to tell you I love you.
    Sometimes you can hurt yourself more than anyone can hurt you just by keeping all your feelings hidden.
    Have lower expectations and you'll have less disappointments.
    When I first met you, I never realized how much you would end up meaning to me.
    Dear life, can we go back to when boys had cooties, homework was 2+2, and the drama was over who stole my crayons?
    You get in the biggest fights with the people you care about the most, because they are the relationships you're willing to fight for.
    Those moments when you're really sleepy but you don't want to go to sleep because you're talking to that special person.
    Don't be afraid to stumble and fall, because the greatest rewards come from doing the things that scare you the most.
    Sometimes life gets really hard. Just know the sun will shine after every storm.
    I don't miss you as a boyfriend. I miss you as a best friend before our relationship..
    "They told me I couldn't.
    Complaining will never solve your problems, you have to actually do something about it.
    Sometimes following your heart means breaking someone else's.
    Don't judge them for making a mistake, everyone makes mistakes. Judge them for not learning from it.
    Friendship isn't about being inseparable. It's about being separated and nothing changes.
    #ToMyFutureKids: Life is short. Live freely, laugh uncontrollably, and do whatever it takes to be happy and enjoy life.
    Forget all the reasons why it won't work and believe the one reason why it will.
    Don't waste time getting revenge, let karma do that for you.
    Problems, friends, fakes, love, dating, breakups, responsibility, drama, heartache, failures, stress, happiness... It's life.
    I may to be too late to be your first, but that doesn't mean I'm too late to be your last.
    Don't all of your efforts into a relationship when the other person won't.
    If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
    You can't change what people are without destroying who they were.
    Sometimes people change, and they become the person they said they would never be.
    #WhileTwitterWasDown I was like, "refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh, refresh!"
    Those little scenarios you make up in your head when you start to really like someone.
    If you can make me laugh, that means a lot.
    I've made a lot of changes in my life. So if you don't hear from me, you're one of them.
    Wisdom is not a talent, it's not something you are born with. Wisdom is a virtue that you acquire through experience and hardships.
    You should never judge someone without knowing their story.
    It's sweet when someone knows every single detail about you. Not because you constantly remind them, but because they pay attention.
    We all have to hope for something, it makes life worth living.
    A smile is a curved line that sets everything straight.
    Start each day with a new hope, leave the bad memories behind, and have faith for a better tomorrow.
    I wish I could hurt you the way you hurt me. But I know that if I had the chance, I wouldn't do it.
    #ForeverAPetPeeve: When someone replies to a text with "k".
    If you don't take risks, you'll never get hurt, but then again, you won't really live either.
    A bad mistake becomes a good lesson if you're willing to learn from it.
    Sometimes, you end up losing yourself trying to hold onto someone who doesn't care about losing you.
    Turn your computer upside down and read this. ? HCnW OS n 3AO7 I
    It's okay to visit memory lane, just don't live there.
    When things in your life don't add up, then maybe it's time to start subtracting some of those things.
    Always tell someone how you fell, because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye, but regret can last a lifetime.
    Anger is just sadness and disappointment in disguise.
    #ICantGoOneDayWithout thinking about you. You're the reason I check my phone when I wake up. That good morning message is everything.
    Don't let someone else's problem become your problem.
    #RememberTheTime we stayed up all night talking? I miss those times.
    Nobody really knows how much anyone else is hurting.. We could be standing next to someone who's completely broken and we'd never know it.
    Try not to expect things to happen, it's better to be surprised than disappointed.
    If you pay close attention to the words of a girl's favourite songs, you'll often find out everything she's too afraid to say.
    Without God, you can do nothing. With God there is nothing you cannot do.
    I'm sad, hurt, angry, mad, disappointed. But you know what? I'll put on a happy face and move on. It will hurt but I will survive.
    There isn't an elevator to success. You have to take the stairs, one step at a time.
    The world doesn't change, our appreciation of the world does.
    New beginnings can lead to new opportunities.
    It's crazy that ur future husband is walking the earth, doing something right now. Isn't it also crazy that he might be someone you know?
    That's just something they heard. ask me if you want to know.
    You've got to live the life you have. Life is short, so dont spend it stressing over every little detail
    If you give up too soon, you'll never know what you'll be missing.
    Flat tummies come from a clean diet! Oatmeal, eggs, fruits, veggies, whole grains, protein, omegas, fiber #eatclean
    Don't lie, don't cheat, and don't make promises that you can't keep.
    The longer you wait, the harder it gets, but the better it will be.
    Everyone has to grow old, but unfortunately not everyone chooses to grow up.
    Don't make time for people who don't make time for you.
    Every girl is beautiful, including you. Maybe not in what you look like or what you do, but just in what you are.
    The truth doesn't cost anything, but lies will cost you EVERYTHING.
    Your lips say 'just friends' but your eyes say so much more.
    You can't change what's happened in your past, so learn to live with it, before you let it destroy your future.
    Every time you lie, it brings me a little closer to goodbye.
    A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy because it just means that someone is afraid to lose you.
    It's hard when someone you care about ignores you, but it's even harder pretending not to care.
    When your friend needs you, be there for them. You never know when you'll be in the same position and need them.
    Contentment is not the fulfillment of everything you want, it's the realization of everything you already have.
    You know you love someone when you save their texts and re-read them when no one is watching.
    I love when people remember the small things you thought they'd forget... that makes them even more special.
    #iHaveAWeakSpotFor lip biting.
    Don't let your past define your future.
    A relationship without trust will never work.
    #WhyDoWomenAlways say "nothing" when you ask them what's wrong. We know something is wrong, just tell us so we can help.
    My problem is that I push people away and then hate them for leaving.
    You won't have a better tomorrow if you're still thinking about yesterday.
    Life is all about moving on, accepting changes, and looking forward to what makes you stronger and more complete.
    If you do the small things right, then the big things will happen.
    We all make our decisions, and then our decisions make us.
    If you know someone is already taken, please respect their relationship. Don't be the reason they end up single.
    #SignsTheRelationshipIsReal: The moment you say goodbye for the night, you already miss them.
    Find someone who will change your life, not just your status.
    I wish I could go back to the first time I met you and turn the other way.
    Make the most of your opportunities, because you never know if you'll get them again.
    An apology doesn't fix the mistakes they've made.
    I wish you had stayed a little longer, but thank you because now I'm stronger.
    The last thing I do every night and the first thing I do every morning is check my phone.
    You can say you love someone, those are just words, you have to prove it.
    Silence says a lot more than you think.
    There is no love more sincere than the love of food.
    Sometimes in life, you have to accept something you don't want to, even if you know it breaks your heart.
    Life isn't always easy, there are obstacles, road blocks, and people holding you back. Getting through it with a smile defines your strength
    No matter what kind of wall blocks your way, never give up, just keep going forward.
    It's amazing how one simple text from that one person can change your entire mood.
    The worst is feeling second to those you put first.
    Once you love,you cannot take it back,cannot undo it. What you felt may have changed, shifted slightly, yet still remains love.
    You have enemies? That's not always bad, that means you've stood up for something, at some time in your life.
    Never be afraid to try something new, because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already knew.
    I'm willing to forgive, but I'll never forget.
    Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools.
    It it doesn't matter now, then don't let bother you later.
    It's not about the quantity of the time but the quality.
    Don't make them fall for you if you have no intention of catching them.
    Tell her she's beautiful.
    If you can be weird and crazy around them, it means you're comfortable around them, and that counts for a lot.
    As you breath right now, another person takes his last. So stop complaining, and learn to live your life with what you got.
    #IfYouReallyCared you'd not only tell me, you'd show me.
    Always be there when your best friend needs you. That's what makes you best friends, because they would do the same for you.
    Love people & use things, don't use people & love things.
    It's a little lonely sometimes being a single woman..but it's a lot lonelier being in a relationship u settled for.
    Be happy, not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything.
    A smile is a curve that can set everything straight.
    Never pause the music I am listening to without my permission. NEVER.
    Never let someone else's opinion determine your actions.
    It's so easy to believe someone when they tell you exactly what you want to hear.
    Failure is how you learn, but success is what you earn.
    "I met you, and I was afraid to like you.
    #BiggestLiesGirlsSay: "Nothing is wrong."
    LADIES: one guy can make you hate all guys, BUT ONE man can teach you that not all guys are the same.
    A REAL boyfriend knows his girl like the back of his hand. He knows when she's mad, sad, aggravated, happy, hurt, etc. B/C that's HIS girl!
    The person you care for the most is the one person you will let hurt you the most.
    It's nice to have someone in your life who can make you smile even when they're not around.
    I'd rather be slapped in the face than stabbed in the back.
    Don't let a bad day make you feel like you have a bad life.
    You gotta forgive to forget and forget to feel again.
    The one who is meant for you encourages you to be your best but still loves & accepts you at your worst.
    The first step toward getting somewhere is to decide that you're not going to settle for less and stay where you are.
    I hate when someone starts telling me something, and they end up saying, "nevermind."
    Don't ask for my opinion if you're going to get mad at me for telling the truth.
    When God gives you a "No," give Him a "Thank you." He was protecting you from less than His best.
    There's something in your voice that makes my heart beat fast every time we talk.
    If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.
    Sometimes it only takes one song to bring back a hundred memories.
    A good friend can't fix all your problems, but they can promise you won't face them alone.
    It's hard to forget about a person that did you wrong when you had so many good memories with them.
    When you're stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate, and sweets. Why? Because STRESSED spelled backwards spells DESSERTS.
    Why are cute guys either younger, taken, gay, or complete jerks?
    Being silent is a great way to let someone know they did something wrong.
    #WhyDoPeopleThinkItsOkayTo cheat? It's never ok.
    If you can't give me your everything, then I'd rather walk away with nothing.
    Keep the faith. The most amazing things in life tend to happen right at the moment you're about to give up hope.
    Life isn't about finding yourself, it's about creating yourself.
    Life is short. Do more of what really makes you happy.
    Thinking of you keeps me awake, and dreaming of you keeps me asleep.
    I want to fall asleep in your arms. That is all.
    Remember, you can't reach what's in front of you until you let go of what's behind you.
    If you make a boy laugh, he likes you. But if you can make him cry he loves you
    When you finally realize you didn't matter at all to someone, you begin to wonder if you matter to anyone.
    Make your smile change the world, but don't let the world change your smile.
    Never allow yourself to be defined by someone else's opinion of you.
    If you truly want to be with a person, listen to your heart and not all the voices from all the people around you.
    Instantly smiling when the person that you wanted to text you, texts you.
    If someone really loves you, they wouldn't let you slip away no matter how hard the situation is.
    People will always try to bring you down. Just brush it off and keep moving forward.
    I'm tired of missing you.
    I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me..or I can move on & leave it BEHIND ME.
    There are certain people who change you for the better, and who help you achieve what you never thought was possible.
    I can't promise that I can fix all of your problems, but I can promise that you won't face them alone.
    Relationships are like sharing a book, it doesn't work if you're not on the same page.
    Don't worry. You may think you'll never get over it, but you also thought it would last forever.
    In life, you have to be willing to let go, in order to find happiness.
    I love it whenever you text me first, it lets me know that you're thinking of me.
    I always wonder if you're smiling at my texts the way I'm smiling at yours.
    #HowToPissOffAFemale: Compare her to your ex.
    Putting on your headphones and disappearing into a world of music.
    If we didn't have drama in our lives, then there would be nothing to make movies about.
    GIRLS find out everything. I advise you to not lie to them!
    Sometimes I hate getting close to people because I think they will just eventually walk out of my life no matter how close we are
    Just because you're not talking to each other, that doesn't mean you're both not thinking about each other, and missing each other.
    We are young, we are failures, and we love it.
    Decisions are the hardest to make when it's a choice between where you are now, and where you want to be.
    One of the most important parts of communication is to hear the unspoken things.
    Sometimes walking away is the only way to prevent yourself from getting hurt any further.
    If you let fear control you, you'll never find true happiness.
    Not everything is meant to be, but everything is worth a try.
    Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you happy, supports you, and makes you a better person. Don't let them go.
    If you were here with me, things would be perfect.
    I'm still a teenage virgin, also known as an endangered species.
    Life is all about taking chances. If you don't take a chance, then you'll never know what could have been.
    I hate when someone says they miss you, but then won't put in the effort to do something about it.
    #WhatMakeMeHappy: When my phone vibrates and I see your name.
    Love takes effort and acceptance. It won't always be a happy ride, because love hurts when it's real.
    Sometimes, your feelings get the best of you.
    Don't be scared of risk, this is all temporary. You might as well push to be the best and make the most of it while you can.
    Why waste your life away? Make changes now. Before you know it 5 years more will pass of doing what you hate.
    Trust is the foundation of it all.
    Sometimes you have to go through the worst, in order to get to the best.
    Life will always try to make things difficult for you, but every time you overcome obstacles, you come out stronger.
    It's hard to pretend you like someone when you don't, but it's harder to pretend you don't love someone when you really do.
    If you text them, it mens you miss them. If you wait for them to text you, then you're just waiting for them to miss you.
    If it's meant for u, u won't have to beg for it. You will never have to sacrifice your dignity for your destiny.
    Never hold back in life, because you may never get another chance.
    How many times have you crossed my mind? Only once... Because you never left my mind.
    Don't judge people until you truly know them. The truth might surprise you.
    You can't force someone to love you. The best thing you can do is to walk away, and see if they follow.
    Small things make perfection, but perfection itself in not small.
    Don't let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
    It's amazing how one small stupid thing can ruin your whole day.
    The 3 C's in life: Choice, Chance, Change. You must make the Choice, to take the Chance, if you want anything in life to Change.
    People always want something but never give nothing.
    #YouGainPointsIf you're honest and trusthworthy. It also helps if you're cute ;)
    A man received the transplanted heart of a suicide victim, married the donor's widow, killed himself exactly the same way the donor did.
    The act of cuddling releases a hormone called oxytocin which reduces stress, prevents nausea and headaches.
    In 2009, a 13-year old Chinese girl tried to commit suicide so that she could donate her liver to her dying father.
    #WorstFeeling Not knowing whether you should wait or give up...
    It always feels good when someone remembers the little things about you, one of the things you thought they'd forget.
    Good looks attract the eyes. A good personality attracts the heart.
    If your heart wants something then go for it, because you never want to look back and wonder "what if".
    If you really want something, you'll find a way. If you don't you'll find an excuse.
    You can't always wait for something to happen, you have to be the one to make it happen.
    #IReallyDontLikeItWhen people put other people down. If you have nothing nice to say then don't speak.
    It's amazing how one of the biggest fears in life, is seeing the words, "We need to talk."
    If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will need to try and hold on to.
    Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken, than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
    When you see that one person, and your heart skips a beat.
    No matter what happens, I'll always be with you. Forever. -Pocahontas
    "I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy." -Finding Nemo
    "The only way to achieve the impossible, is to believe it's possible." -Alice in Wonderland
    Don't waste time on revenge. The people who hurt you will eventually face their own karma.
    #SometimesItSeemsLike certain people only come around when they need something from you.
    Based on that look, I know you feel it too.
    I love hearing a song you can relate to your current situation.
    Your EX is just live proof that you can do better, A perfect EXample of what you shouldn't want, & motivation to get what you deserve.
    I wanted you so bad.. But you took too long. Did you expect me to wait on you forever?
    It's better to let go with a smile, than to hold on with tears.
    There are people who try to make you happy, and there are some people who can make you happy without trying.
    Its hard to grow up in a world where you never feel pretty enough. So learn to love yourself first, and your whole perspective will change.
    Don't love someone because they give you what you need, love them because they give you feelings you never thought you could have.
    Fate is what brought us together, and love is what keeps us together.
    Sometimes, the people we've known for a short amount of time have the biggest impact on our lives.
    Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
    Always dream big.
    Fight for what you believe in, and stand by what you fight for.
    Sometimes it's better to fall back and let things unfold, rather than trying to fix everything and make it seem all better.
    At hotel check-in, don't be scared to ask if there are any free upgrades available. They'll often give you a better room if it's not full.
    Nobody should ever settle. If you deserve more, then go get it, before time passes you by, and you look back on opportunities wasted.
    Don't waste your time giving the same person second chances, the perfect person could be out there waiting for a first chance.
    Without trust, there is no relationship.
    Those who seem heartless now, once cared too much.
    Sometimes you can't help but feel stupid for caring about someone more than they care about you.
    An ugly personality will ruin a beautiful face.
    Don't judge me until you know me, don't underestimate me until you challenge me and don't talk about me until you've talked to me.
    That feeling when you know they're the one.
    I can't promise you a perfect relationship, but what I can promise you is that if you're trying, I'm staying.
    Don't lower your standards just to "keep" someone if they're not making you happy.
    Apologies don't mean anything when you keep on doing what you're apologizing for.
    That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.
    When she says "nothing is wrong", chances are, something is wrong.
    Ladies, not every man cheats.
    Set your goals high and don't stop until you reach them.
    Just to save time, lets just accept the fact that I'm always right!
    You may miss them, but be strong, moving on is for the best.
    A "good morning" text from that special person, is the best way to start the day.
    I'd be lying if I told you losing you was something I could handle.
    When you hear a song, and you feel like it describes your entire life.
    I wonder how many times we'll say goodbye before we actually let go.
    What hurts you today, makes you stronger tomorrow.
    Everyone deserves love without terms and conditions.
    Just because I don't start the conversation, doesn't mean I'm not dying to speak to you.
    Having the strength to admit your weakness is what makes you strong.
    Life is beautiful. You just have to take a closer look.
    I hate when people tell me I've changed, when they never even knew me at all.
    Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
    You'll never be happy if you always care about what other people think of you.
    #SomethingICantDealWith: You saying: you miss me, but not willing to do anything about it.
    Even the strongest people can break down sometimes.
    Never regret it if it made you happy.
    Smiling through the sad times, will help you move past them faster. Your strength determines the outcome.
    Look back, remember, smile, and then move on.
    That feeling you get when you hug someone and you just don't wanna let go.
    If you really want someone, then why hold back? You only get one shot at life, do what makes you happy.
    There's one broken heart when it's done.
    I wish I had a friend like me.
    Telling a girl to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat.
    Make someone smile whenever you can, you never know how much of a difference you could be making in their life at that moment.
    Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, and heartbreaks makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future.
    They ask me why its so hard for me to trust people, I ask why its so hard to keep a secret.
    Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So just enjoy life, have fun and give them something to talk about.
    Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.
    #15ThingsAboutMyBestfriend: We can always make each other laugh, even on the worst days.
    You can never truly relate to what someone is going through, unless you've experienced it yourself.
    Some of the best lessons are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom of the future.
    The less you care, the happier you will be.
    So for the people who mention me that I should stop tweeting spam. Please know that it isn't. The adds are useful & interesting!
    Live your life without limits, without fears, and without regrets. You only get to experience it all once, so make the most of it.
    Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
    If you're going to make them fall, be sure you're willing to catch them.
    Be the girl you want your daughter to be. Be the girl you want your son to date. Be classy, anything but trashy.
    That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they're the problem.
    Plan for the worst, but always wish for the best.
    Sometimes I forgive people when they don't deserve it, just because I miss having them in my life.
    Sometimes all you need, is someone who can make you smile.
    Some women know what's best for them, but still end up chasing the bad ones.
    You want to get a new job or quit school or whatever, before you know it, you're still doing it and you're 30. The time is NOW.
    Your quality of life is gauged by the decisions you make, the risks you take, and the amount of accountability your'e wiling to accept.
    I hate to see people wasting their life and going through the motions. Get out of your routine, out of your comfort zone. Life is short.
    If you're not willing to fail, you don't deserve to win.
    Pain makes you stronger. Fear makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser.
    Yes, I'm single. And you're gonna have to be amazing to change that.
    Never ignore someone who cares for you because someday you'll realize you've lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones.
    Sometimes it's just easier to fake a smile, than explain why you're sad.
    Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life.
    You can't control what other people say about you, but you can control how you react toward them, and that measures who you really are.
    Every girl needs a best friend to help her laugh when she thinks she'll never smile again.
    Don't mess with someone else's feelings just because you're unsure of yours.
    If we were given the chance to be together, I'd take it in a heartbeat. No hesitation, no contemplation, no regrets.
    The best way to torture people is with your happiness, there's nothing more people hate than seeing you be successful.
    No matter how good a friend someone is, they're going to hurt you every once in awhile, and you must forgive them for that.
    "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who matter don't mind, and those that mind, don't matter" -Dr. Seuss.
    It doesn't matter if we talk about nothing, I just enjoy talking to you.
    Don't waste time looking back on the memories that hurt you.
    The biggest mistake I have made in my life is letting people stay in my life far longer than they deserved to.
    You're better to have failed and learned, than to have never tried at all. Because not trying is the biggest failure of all.
    #MentionSomeoneWhoWillCompleteYourDay: You.
    I'm tried of being the only one who seems to care.
    I won't mess with your head or play with your heart, because I'm a real girl and I'll finish what I start.
    Sometimes when I'm sitting here thinking about you, I wonder if you're also sitting there thinking about me.
    Every new day is another chance to be a better person than you were the day before.
    Do you really want the truth? Or do you actually just want me to lie and make you feel better.
    It's hard when that special person ignores you, but it's even harder pretending not to care.
    Sometimes you forget how much their smile brightened up your day.
    Love isn't about what's happening in your life, it's about what's happening in your heart.
    The awkward moment when you're talking to yourself and start to smile like an idiot because you're so hilarious.
    You shouldn't care about how others think of you. Stay the way you are, no matter how much others try bring you down.
    #TheBestFeelingIsWhen the person you like, tells you they miss you.
    Sometimes it's easier to act like I don't care, than it is to admit that I miss you.
    Don't judge someone unless you've heard their story.
    Sometimes it's hard to understand when someone can stay in your heart, but not in your life.
    Everyone has someone in thier lives who keeps them looking forward to another day.
    Don't ever think you're nothing, because believe it or not, there's someone out there who thinks you're everything.
    Here's your nose, I found it in my business again.
    I like you, you don't like me. I give up on you, and then you finally decide to notice me. #TooLate
    That feeling when you're dying to kiss someone, but you're afraid to do it too soon.
    RELATIONSHIPS: One girl + One guy + One EX trying to mess everything up.
    Pay attention to the people that help you when you're low, so you know who to ignore when you're at your high.
    Sometimes being able to move on with the rest of your life, starts with goodbye.
    The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself. ~Sun Tzu
    Don't try to understand everything, some things aren't always meant to be understood, just accepted.
    Wake up every morning with a smile on your face, go through the day with your head up and don't let words take you down.
    #ThingsThatAreATurnOn: A girl who is confident in herself.
    Life has no remote, you have to get up and change it yourself.
    Let go of the memories that bring you sadness, focus on the ones that make you smile, those are the only ones that matter.
    Right person. Wrong timing.
    Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but it's more difficult to regret.
    You need to be able to know the difference between missing that person, or just missing having someone.
    Things change, that's just part of life. Instead of hanging onto the old things, start embracing the new things, you'll be much happier.
    You will never be truly happy if you continuously hold onto the things that make you sad.
    Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease and irritate each other, knock each other down, but can't live without each other.
    I don't hate you, I never will. I just act like I do, because it's easier than admitting that I miss you.
    If you never try what you've never done, you'll never know what you could become.
    My eyes are my favorite part of me; not for how they look, but for how they see.
    The annoying feeling when you're waiting forever for a text, and then you realize you're the one who didn't reply.
    You should never be with someone for the wrong reasons.
    The sad moment when you find an old conversation between you and someone you don't talk to anymore.
    The most important things are the hardest things to say.
    If a woman asks you a question, it's better to just give her the truth, chances are she's asking you because she already knows the answer.
    Mentally: I'm drained.
    If you won't fight for what you want, then don't cry for what you lost.
    You can fool most people with that fake smile, but there's always someone who knows when you're not okay. They know you too well.
    "I like to be a free spirit, some don't like that, but that's the way I am" -Princess Diana
    Only a Real friend can see behind that fake smile.
    Never be someone's something when you can be someone's everything.
    Life is 10% of what you make it and 90% of how you take it.
    I know 3 facts about you: 1.You can't say 'M' without your lips touching. 2.You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3.Now you're smiling
    Things won't get better until you make them better.
    I CAN'T = I'm Certainly Not Trying.
    Trust means everything, but once it's been broken, sorry means nothing.
    #MyAugustWish is to finally be with you.
    It always seems like when you stop looking, that's when you finally find what you're looking for.
    I'm just scared that one day you're going to wake up and be like "I can do so much better"
    Never compare yourself to anyone, except the previous you.
    You said you would always be there for me, but then I turned around and you were gone.
    You love being single, but sometimes you still miss being in a relationship.
    #YoureBoredWithTheRelationshipWhen they don't make you laugh anymore.
    We can hate how things end when people stop caring, or we can love how things begin with new people who enter our lives.
    Your first mistake was leaving me. Your second mistake was giving me the chance to realize I could live without you.
    I could be having the worst day in the world, but the moment I see you, that all changes.
    Assumptions can kill a relationship.
    There are no pleasures in a fight but some of my fights have been a pleasure to win. ~Muhammad Ali
    Wait for someone who kisses your forehead and tells how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you around.
    Teenagers are probably the most misunderstood people on earth. They get treated like children, but are expected to act like adults.
    You can't just sit there and wait for life to come to you. You have to go and get it.
    Before you assume, learn the FACTS. Before you judge, understand WHY. Before you hurt someone, FEEL. Before you leave, commit to STAYING.
    Sometimes being too nice is dangerous, you have to show a bit of a hard side once in a while to avoid getting hurt.
    #WhatIDreamAbout: What it would be like waking up next to you.
    Feelings that come back are feelings that never left.
    Don't promise when you're happy. Don't reply when you're angry and don't decide when you're sad.
    I may not be your first date, your first kiss, or your first love, and that's fine, because I just want to be your last.
    Sometimes, it's important to let go of what you want and remember what you deserve.
    You're impossible to forget.
    Every day is you have the opportunity to create new memories. Make them count.
    If you hold back your feelings, you're also holding back your chance at something real.
    Photoshop FAIL funny.gg/hilarious-phot?
    Real women are strong, resilient, independent, loyal and lovable. One thing about them is they know they deserve better.
    Let the past stay in the past, that way you can look forward to the future.
    Don't spend your whole life waiting for something to happen, go out and make it happen.
    Nothing is more enjoyable than late night texting with that one person.
    There's always that one special person that no matter what they've done to you, you still just can't let them go.
    People will always judge you, so long as you can look past it, you will succeed.
    If you really want to do something, you'll find a way, if not, then you'll find an excuse.
    I wish I could somehow see the look on your face whenever you read my text messages.
    #NothingIsBetterThan spending time with you.
    You earn trust through honesty.
    Just because you make a mistake doesn't mean you are a mistake.
    Don't say you love me, unless you mean it. Because I might do something crazy like believe it.
    Dreams won't come looking for you. That's why you have to chase them. Pursue them until they become reality, then hold on tightly.
    Dont be reckless with other peoples hearts, and dont put up with people that are reckless with yours.
    hi. i am in love with you. ok.
    I hope you appreciate what I went through for you.
    When I miss you, it's like every song I listen too is about you.
    That feeling when you have to just say "yes" in order to avoid an argument.
    #ThingsPeopleSayAfterABreakup: "I hope we can still be friends..."
    In dreams, you will lose your heartaches. Whatever you wish for, you keep. ?Cinderella
    When you speak honestly and openly, others will listen to you truly.
    Everyone has problems, some people are just better at hiding them.
    Take a risk to go for what you want. That way, at least you can say you tried.
    That's why I AM.
    Never underestimate the power of denial.
    Insecurities will destroy a relationship.
    I let people think what they want. If they care enough to bother with what I do, then I'm already better than them. ~Marilyn Monroe
    How you treat yourself teaches others how to treat you.
    I love my parents a lot. Even if they can be annoying sometimes, I know they just want the best for me.
    I'm tired of fighting, I want to be fought for. I'm tired of caring, I want to be cared for. I'm tired of being just me, I wanna be yours.
    The best thing you can do for a friend when they're hurt, is to be there, even when you have nothing to offer but your presence.
    It's okay to lose your pride over someone you love. Don't lose someone you love over your pride.
    TWITTER makes you improve your writing. The 140 character limit forces you to master the art of getting right to the point.
    You say you don't care, but your eyes tell a different story.
    If two people are meant to be together, they'll find a way.
    Sometimes u just gotta take a deep breath, let go, & trust that God has your back & Life is unfolding as it should.
    Cuddling, snuggling, smiling, laughing, kissing: all the things I want to do when I think of you!
    You cannot find peace by avoiding life.
    The first heartbreak is the hardest, but you always walk away stronger, and one step closer to the one that will last forever.
    A wrong relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single.
    Me and my heart we got issues, don't know if I should hate you or miss you.
    Dear God, I wanna take a minute, not to ask for anything from you. But simply to say thank you, for all I have.
    People can say they care, but it means nothing until they prove it.
    If they can't keep a conversation going, don't expect them to be able to keep a relationship going.
    Sometimes you get caught in between not caring enough, and caring too much.
    It doesn't matter how loud you shout, your actions will always speak louder.
    I may forget what you said, but I'll never forget how you made me feel.
    #MyFavoriteLineWhenImMad: "K."
    If you want to know the truth, you must have the courage to accept it.
    A girl wants to be your only one, not one of your options.
    Always stand up for what you believe in, even if that means standing alone.
    A smart girl knows how to love. a smarter girl knows WHO to love.
    If the feelings aren't there, you shouldn't be either.
    If it's meant to be, you won't have to chase it...it will chase YOU.
    Everyone's scared, so don't use that as an excuse to run away.
    When you dig another out of their troubles, you find a place to bury your own.
    You'll make it, with or without them.
    Hope for something you believe in, and believe in what you're hoping for.
    Our past may be a nightmare. Our future may be a nice dream. Our present is reality.
    Don't try and come into my life if you don't plan on staying.
    Sometimes you need a bad relationship, so that next time you can really appreciate a good one.
    Sometimes, the words said by the mouth are not the thoughts said by the heart.
    Dear Facebook friends, you are extremely lucky Facebook doesn't allow anonymous messages.
    Listening to old songs and reliving the memories that went with them.
    You can never make the same mistake twice... because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake., it's a choice.
    Whoever said "words don't hurt" has clearly never had to hear the words, "it's over."
    A BEST friend scolds you like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, & loves you more than a lover.
    Sometimes you just have to remind yourself that you're worth it.
    It's hard to lose someone you love, but it's even worse to lose yourself while loving them.
    Stop running away from your problems, it's time to face them.
    Just keep on smiling, and one day the world will get tired of upsetting you.
    #YouShouldNever give up on something you truly believe in, otherwise what was it at all for?
    Its funny how when Im loud, people tell me to be quiet, but when Im quiet, people ask me whats wrong with me.
    Two things you will never have to chase: True friends & true love.
    Sometimes you have to leave the past in the past.
    Every nice thing you ever told me still runs through my mind.
    That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.
    By happy for this moment, because this moment is your life.
    Physical attractions are common, but a real mental connection is rare. If you find it, hold onto it.
    You never really stop loving someone, you just learn how to live without them.
    If you change the way you look at things,the things you look at change.
    Strangers can become bestfriends just as easy as bestfriends can become strangers.
    The number one rule of love: you can never be just friends with someone that you're in love with.
    They don't miss you when you're gone, they miss you when you move on.
    If you dont know, please ask. If you dont agree, Argue. If you dont like it, please say it. But don't sit there quiet and judge me.
    You'll never truly understand someone's feelings until you've experienced what they have.
    My life is my message. ~Ghandi
    Don't judge me based on my past, I don't live there anymore.
    A friend who understands your tears, means much more than a friend who only knows your smile.
    There's a big difference between wishing, and doing. Don't just be a wisher.
    I want nothing but positive vibes surrounding me..
    Work hard in silence, let your success be your noise.
    I miss seeing your name show up on my phone.
    You don't need makeup to look pretty, you already have natural beauty, you don't have to be a size 0, you're perfect the way you are.
    Having a dream about someone, and then looking at them differently the next time you see them.
    My feelings haven't changed.
    Your relationship with God is more important than anything because you know for sure that's a relationship that will last forever.
    Don't let the fear of getting hurt prevent you from trying.
    Just because I don't talk to you, or text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
    #WeAllHaveThatFriend who can make us smile, no matter how bad things may seem.
    Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
    Don't make excuses, make improvements.
    Erase the messages, delete the number and move on. You don't have to forget them, but just accept that they're not that person anymore...
    The things that break you are things that make you strong.
    If your talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.
    That upsetting moment when you lost respect for someone you really cared about.
    When you really love someone, age, distance, height, weight is just a number.
    If you don't go after what you want, you'll never get it.
    Sometimes friends can becomes enemies, and enemies can become friends.
    Sometimes we may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is for sure, mistakes help us to find the right person.
    When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.
    Real friends don't get mad when you insult them... They just smile and call you something worse.
    Courage is actually making something happen."
    The only limits you have are the limits you place on yourself.
    Stop hoping for things to happen, and make them happen.
    Don't spend your life being around people who are negative.
    You don't make the same mistake twice. The second time it's not a mistake, it's a choice.
    When you meet someone special... you'll know. Your heart will beat more rapidly and you'll smile for no reason.
    #PlacesYouWontFindAWife: You can find a wife anywhere. Who are you to judge whether someone is or isn't good enough for someone.
    Don't place your happiness in someone else's hands, because once they're gone, so is your happiness
    Stop believing the liars, trusting the backstabbers, and loving the heart breakers.
    #Everygirl Wants to be looked in the eyes & told that she's beautiful & loved by someone who MEANS it.
    You never really move on, all you can really do is find someone else to think about; that's the best any of us can do.
    I hate when people ask what's wrong, and you actually don't even know.
    You're in a relationship to smile, to laugh and to be happy, not to constantly be upset, fight and feel hurt.
    People will judge you based on your actions, not your intentions.
    A real man never stops trying to show a girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.
    You words and your actions should line up. Don't say one thing, and then do another.
    Appreciate the people that make you smile.
    I keep a lot of things to myself, but it's for the best though.
    It's good to be blessed. It's better to be a blessing.
    Sometimes it seems like the people with the biggest hearts are the ones who suffer the most.
    If not now, then when?
    If two people are meant to be together, they will find a way.
    Let go of all the drama, it's not worth it.
    Did you know that you can use baby powder to get sand off your skin at the beach? Try it! It works! #tip
    Make healthy eating fun by having kids select recipes, shop for ingredients and even help cook. #tip
    Life is a lot like a game, you can play it safe and be good, or you can take a chance and be great.
    When I first saw u, I was afraid to talk to u. When I first talked to u, I was afraid to like u. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.
    #RememberWhenWe user to talk to each other every day? What happened...
    A boyfriend shouldn't just be a boyfriend. To have it happier and more worthwhile, he should also be your best friend.
    I may not be the hottest or prettiest girl out there but trust me, if you give me a chance, I will love you like no one else could.
    That feeling when you're expecting text, and you keep thinking your phone is vibrating in your pocket when it's not.
    #5reasonsIHateFaceBook: People use hashtags like it's Twitter... Just join twitter!
    Life is too short. Enjoy your days, laugh at every chance, cry only if you must, and never let others bring you down.
    A strong person is someone that's able to smile this morning like they weren't crying last night.
    The only thing making you unhappy are your own thoughts.
    Everything in life happens for a reason, your goal is to figure out what that reason is.
    They say forgive and forget..but I never forget the reason I had to forgive.
    Surround yourself with the people who make you better, and you will have better outcomes.
    #ILikeWhen you smile, and I'm the reason for it.
    Things don't just get better, you have to make them better.
    There are 3 types of people: Those who watch things happen, those who wonder what will happen, and those who make things happen.
    I needed you during the relationship... where were you then?"
    Be with someone who can make you laugh when you don't even feel like smiling.
    Don't worry about meeting others expectations, worry about meeting your own.
    Be grateful for every day that you wake up. Some people in the world struggle every day just to survive.
    Let go of the people who bring you down, and surround yourself with the people who bring out the best in you.
    #iHaveAWeakSpotFor a nice smile, and someone who can make me laugh.
    Silence is a girl's loudest cry. You can always tell she's really hurt when she starts ignoring you.
    Don't make them fall for you if you don't plan on being there to catch them.
    I'd rather hear a guy say, "I made plans for us." Instead of the usual... "I don't know, it's whatever you wanna do.
    You deserve to be loved the right way, and for all the right reasons.
    You can call me a flirt, but when I'm in a relationship, I'm one faithful and loyal person.
    Sometimes walking away is easier than just standing there and acting like it doesn't bother you.
    I hope you're thinking about me too.
    Don't play with someone's heart. Either mean it, or don't, no in between.
    We all have #ThoseDaysWhen we don't want to talk to anyone, we just want to be alone.
    Save your heart for someone who really cares.
    I'd rather treasure an enemy who frankly says she hates me.. Than to keep a friend whose passion is to put me down secretly.
    Loving someone means you'll wait for them, but you need to respect yourself too, by knowing if or when it's time to walk away.
    Save water, shower together ;)
    I miss your kisses..
    A negative mind will never give you a positive life.
    There's no limit to what we could be, if we just went for it.
    A life without dreaming is a life without meaning.
    Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are. ~ Kurt Cobain
    Don't let too much of yesterday use up too much of today.
    Second chances aren't always a guarantee, so use your first chance wisely.
    Before you give up... Think about why you held on for so long.
    If someone really cares for you like they say they do, they will go out their way to make sure that you stay relevant in their life.
    If you always do what you've always done, then you'll always get what you've always gotten.
    Don't make a permanent decision on temporary feelings.
    If you're not willing to put in the effort, don't expect one in return.
    The minute I stopped trying to find the right person, and started trying to become the right person... the right person came along.
    Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the biggest fool of all? Must be the girl who can't stop crying.Or maybe it's the girl who kept on trying.
    Everyone wants the truth, but no one wants to be honest.
    Life is all about trusting our feelings & taking chances, losing & finding happiness, appreciating the memories & learning from the past.
    People spend money they don't have, to buy things they don't need, to impress people they don't like.
    That awkward moment when someone is wearing more makeup than clothes.
    Sometimes feelings take over everything, but if they're strong enough to take over, then they must be real.
    Choose your happiness over everything.
    Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while.
    Late night conversations are the best conversations.
    If you never try, you'll never know.
    One of the hardest things in life is deciding whether to walk away or try harder.
    It's funny how you can fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.
    It's strange how people run from the ones who make them happy, and fight for the ones who make them cry.
    Sometimes we have to create our own closure. Sometimes we have to decide when enough is enough & walk away.
    There's a big difference between getting over something and just getting through it.
    It's better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there.
    I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me.
    Forgive and forget. NOT revenge and regret.
    Crush a bit  Lil bit  Roll it up  Take a hit  Feelin' lit Feelin' light  ✌am summer night ✨
    Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
    You are what you think you are. Think positively of yourself and you will accomplish more than you imagined was possible.
    No matter how carefully you choose your words, they'll always end up being twisted by others.
    You just have to live your life, don't care, & shake off the drama. Prove that you're better than what they think you are.
    #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing: Your smile.
    You are far too lovely to be so lonely.
    I hate that feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but you just refuse to text them first.
    Forgiving someone is easy, but being able to trust them again is an entirely different story.
    Be careful who you trust.
    Stop trying so hard for people who aren't even worth your time.
    Which hurts the most; saying something and wishing you hadn't, or saying nothing and wishing you had?
    Nobody is perfect, until you fall in love with them. Then, everything about them becomes perfect.
    Don't let your fear of change stop you from finding happiness.
    If you're not working on trying to be mine, then you shouldn't be worrying about who's consuming my spare time.
    When love is real, it doesn't lie, cheat, pretend, or hurt you. It cures you of all your worries, and makes you truly happy.
    The pain of the truth is much better than the bliss of an illusion. Celebrate moments of truth.
    The things we crave the most are the things that destroy us the quickest.
    They say, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." ~ Problem is, sometimes you can't tell them apart.
    It's not about where you've been, it's all about where you're going.
    It's just the end of your relationship, not the end of your life.
    Everyone has the right to be happy without feeling guilty.
    A smile is the best makeup that any girl can wear.
    #IHopeYouRealize that I'm moving on.
    Love yourself enough to walk away from anyone who doesn't love you enough.
    Sometimes you just have to believe. To be certain without reason, to have faith in the God.
    Laugh like nothing else matters.
    Dont regret your past, learn from it, because if you regret it then you'll regret the lessons you learned.
    R-T if you have big aspirations to become successful and you're willing to work hard to get the things you want in life.
    The best thing in life is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, & weaknesses, & still thinks you're completely amazing.
    If kisses were a tree, I'd give you a forest.
    A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up
    Stop worrying all the time, it's dumb. It's like carrying an umbrella and waiting for it to rain.
    You sometimes have to go the girlfriend way with your girlfriend even though your the man.
    When their smile puts a smile on you.
    The best gift a guy can give to his girlfriend: his time, his attention, and his love.
    Staying up late every night. Regretting it every morning. Then doing it all over again.
    Why stress over something you can't change.
    Be careful who you call your friends. I?d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies..
    Don't forget to pray tonight because God didn't forget to wake you up this morning.
    The number one rule of love: You can never be just friends with someone that you're in love with.
    Don't think there are no second chances. Life always offers you a second chance... It's called tomorrow.
    Forever feeling lonely despite what other people tell me.
    You are beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
    If you can't change the situation, change how you feel about it.
    How about we commit the perfect crime. I steal your heart, and you steal mine.
    #SignstheRelationshipIsOver: You no longer smile when your phone vibrates and you see their name.
    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. ~Pulp Fiction
    Most of our mistakes happen because we think when we should feel, and we feel when we should be thinking.
    Let everything happen naturally. Never force it.
    I want to refresh my mind, clear all my problems and just have fun with life.
    Lower your expectations of people, and you will lower the number of disappointments you face.
    #10WorstFeelings: Looking back on a missed opportunity.
    I shouldn't let little things bother me, but I do.
    Rumors are like fires, nobody admits to starting them, and before you know it, they're out of control.
    ?Always do what you are afraid to do.? ― Ralph Waldo Emerson #quotes
    ?Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.? ― Mahatma Gandhi #quotes
    You have to give respect in order to earn respect.
    If u stopped being the one to initiate contact, would u hear from them again? If the answer's no, let it go.
    #10WorstFeelings: Feeling let down by someone close to you.
    Nothing worth having ever comes easy.
    Whatever you want to do in life, do it now, because there are only so many tomorrows.
    No gift to your mother can ever equal her gift to you........life. #grateful #blessed
    Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people; one who can trust and one who can understand.
    You can make today go on, you can make today history, you can fight, you can surrender, or do everything you want, just follow your heart.
    I'm trying to ignore you, I'm trying to move on, but it isn't easy.
    #HowWouldYouFeel if they apologized, and then kept making the same "mistake"? One time is a mistake, after that it's a choice.
    Live every day like it's your last, because one day it will be, and you'll look back on all the things you wish you had done.
    There's a big difference between giving up, and knowing when you've had enough.
    Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.
    You know you miss someone, when as soon as something good happens, they're the first person you want to share it with.
    Massage your skin with almond oil or olive oil to get fair and soft skin, you can add a pinch of saffron to get better results.
    Your parents may not be perfect, but they are the most perfect gift God has ever given you.
    To make your cheek bones appear higher, use bronzer under the cheekbone and highlighter on the actual cheekbone.
    Sunscreens that claim to provide ?all-day protection? are not reliable; don?t be fooled by this and reapply at least every three hours.
    Don't just listen to your mind, but also your heart. Because even though your mind thinks, it's your heart that feels.
    All that matters, is that you get up more times than you fall.
    If I treated you the way you treated me, I promise you wouldn't have stuck around the way I did
    There's always going to be that one person you wish you could be with, even after knowing that person doesn't want to be with you.
    Words mean nothing when your actions contradict.
    Don't fear love, fear falling in love with the wrong person.
    You can let everyone know what is on your mind, but let only a few know what is in your heart.
    Single does not always mean being on the market.
    Having to hurt someone is never easy, but sometimes it's necessary in order for you to move on with your life and be happy.
    A good life is when you assume nothing, do more, need less, smile often, dream big, laugh a lot and realize how blessed you are.
    You know someone means a lot to you, when their mood easily affects yours.
    What people say to your face isn't a problem, the problem is what they say behind your back.
    I have a lot of memories that I wish I could delete and a lot that I wish I could relive.
    Not knowing what to text back, but also not wanting the conversation to end.
    Good times become good memories, and bad times become good lessons.
    When the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
    Be crazy, stupid, weird, strange, whatever. Life is too short to be anything but happy.
    You fight like a married couple, you talk like best friends, and you flirt like first loves, so obviously it's meant to be.
    Sex without love is nothing.
    There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in "next", & "if" in life.
    Mistakes are meant to be made, just make sure you learn from them.
    Take every chance, and eliminate every fear.
    Certain songs always remind you of certain things.
    I can try and pretend I don't miss you, but that's all I would be doing, pretending.
    Sometimes, I wonder what people assume about my personality from the way I look.
    Peace is what we need, hope is what we have, love is what we want.
    I love it when you randomly text me.
    Take responsibility of your own life, and it will give you the power to make changes.
    Life is all about making choices, always do your best to make the right ones, and always do your best to learn from the wrong ones.
    Right now, someone you haven't met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you.
    I'm not saying I don't want you, cause believe me, I do. I'm just not going to chase after you.
    Don't let the mixed signals fool u. Indecision IS a decision.
    Finite to fail, but infinite to venture. ~Emily Dickinson
    Forgiveness doesn't always mean you want that person back in your life, it also means you're finally willing to let go.
    I'm a sucker for the "I miss you" message.
    Headphones on, music turned up, nothing else matters.
    Feelings change.
    Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, The things you are, the things you never want to lose.
    They told me I wouldn't.
    No matter how serious life gets, you will constantly need the company of people whom you can completely be stupid with.
    Believe in yourself, even when everyone else doesn't.
    Putting on your headphones and getting lost in the music.
    Start by doing what's necessary, then do what's possible, and suddenly you'll be doing the impossible.
    That amazing moment when the person you miss randomly text messages you.
    Nobody is worth your tears, and when you finally find the person who is, they'll never make you cry.
    Remember those who were there for you, and forget those who weren't.
    I'm here for you when you need me, just make sure you're there for me when I need you.
    #10FavoriteDrakeLyrics "Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on, that's when ur the prettiest, I hope that u don't take it wrong."
    Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say.
    Nothing in your past was a mistake if you learned from it.
    Don't let the opinions of other people affect your decisions in life. Always do what's best for you and you alone.
    Good looks attract the eyes, Good personality attracts the heart.
    If you're going to chase your dreams then chase them to the fullest, and don't let anyone tell you not to.
    I wanna tell you how I feel, but I'm scared. Scared of being hurt again, scared of you not feeling the same and scared of falling harder.
    Don't wipe away your tears, wipe away the people who caused them.
    So long as you are willing to learn, then you always give yourself the chance to be better.
    In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. ~Dalai Lama
    Count your LIFE by smiles, not tears. Count your AGE by friends, not years.
    Worry about your character, not your reputation. Your character is who you are. Your reputation is who people think you are.
    Knowing I'll be seeing you is what makes me smile in the morning.
    I admit I miss how things used to be, but I also accept that things have changed.
    Sometimes I wish I could just press a button, and all my problems would just go away.
    No matter how hard things may seem, don't get down, and don't give up. The clouds will clear, and there are brighter days ahead.
    Just because someone loves you, doesn't mean they aren't capable of hurting you & making mistakes.
    The smile on my face doesn't mean my life is perfect. It means I appreciate what I have and what God has blessed me with.
    Standing alone is better than standing alongside the people who hurt you.
    Never regret your past, it only makes you stronger to face the future.
    If only you realized what we could be.
    If they can make you laugh, and make you smile, and make you truly happy, don't let them slip away.
    When you sit there thinking about the things you wish you had said to them.
    Those late night messages that make you smile.
    Never be afraid to be yourself. Remember, an original is always worth more than a copy.
    People who are meant to be together, will always find their way in the end.
    Someday, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.
    If you just tell the truth, then you don't have to remember anything.
    Head up, stay strong, fake a smile, move on.
    If you have no ambition, your potential is worthless.
    Trust is the key.
    Worry less, Smile more :)
    If I'm not a priority to you, then you're not even an option for me.
    "Mentally, I'm drained.
    Smile like he never hurt you,act like he never existed, & walk like your a boss without him.
    #WhenIThinkOfYouI think about how amazing we are when we're together, and how things could be.
    Women are sneaky, they play games just like some men do...just in a different way.
    #10TurnOns: Neck kissing.
    Not being able to finish a sentences because you're laughing so hard about the ending.
    You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
    One of the simplest ways to stay happy, is to let go of the things that makes you sad.
    I love finding a song I can relate to.
    The world means a lot more when people mean the world to each other.
    #IWonderIf you smile at my texts, like I smile at yours.
    Falling in love is like giving someone a gun and letting them point it at ur heart but trusting them not to pull the trigger.
    I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist
    Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you.
    Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you.
    Wherever there is an end, there's always a new beginning.
    Respect, like trust is a two-way street. If you're not willing to give it, then you definitely don't deserve it.
    Feeling stressed out? 1,000 - 2,000 mg per day of fish oil can be useful in addressing mild depression. #tip
    Wrap crescent roll dough around a hot dog and bake for 13 minutes at 375F. Another option: wrap the dough around a piece of chocolate. #tip
    When someone falls asleep texting you, it doesn't mean you bore them, it means they didn't want the conversation to end.
    One of the simplest ways to stay happy, is by letting go of the things that make you sad.
    When life gets harder, challenge yourself to be stronger.
    Missing the way things were.
    Believing that you're beautiful is the first step to understanding your worth as a woman.
    Only forgive someone because you believe they are truly sorry, not because you want them back in your life.
    I don't have time for games.
    Stubs toe, leg gets amputated.
    Takes driving test. Fails because horse trips and dies.
    Life itself is the real test. No need to study, just need to pass.
    "Money can't buy you happiness" yeah, but it can buy you concert tickets which is pretty much the same thing.
    Just because I don't text you first, doesn't mean I don't miss you. I'm just waiting for you to miss me.
    I would have done anything for you, but you took too long, and now I'm gone.
    Your ex is not a mistake, just a lesson learned.
    You feel it. I feel it. We feel it.
    #ILikeYouBecause you can make me smile when nobody else can.
    Feelings change, people change, but memories stay the same.
    With you, I can forget all my problems. With you, time stands still. With you, there's no one else.
    "#YourTextGotIgnoredBecause you replied with ""K"".
    Focus on your strengths and not your weaknesses.
    Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.
    Everyone has their problems. Some are just better at hiding them than others.
    #iHaveAWeakSpotFor late night text conversations.
    Don't be easy, be worth it. . . if they want you, they'd accept the challenge.
    Don't cry for someone who makes you sad, they don't deserve the satisfaction.
    #ThreeWords: You, me, together.
    One day you're going to regret ever letting me go.
    If you hold back your feelings because you're afraid of getting hurt, you end up hurting yourself even more.
    You can't change your life for the better, until you change the way you think.
    Those amazing moments where you laugh until you cry.
    It's funny how one simple question can get you thinking, and then it changes everything.
    If life was easy, we would be bored, thats why we are faced with challenges everyday, so that we can work to make ourselves happy.
    Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings & emotions.
    #ILikeWhen you send me a "good night" message, it lets me know I'm the last thing you think of before you go to sleep.
    You gotta forget your past to move on to the future. Letting go is bitter-sweet but if you keep going it becomes less bitter And more sweet.
    Don't mess with someone's feelings because you can't figure your own out.
    Be careful of who you give your heart to, and never give it away too easily, that's how you end up getting hurt.
    A relationship with no communication is no relationship at all.
    Things DO get better. Pain DOESN'T last. Life DOES go on. Remember: Today's rain is tomorrow's sun.
    You're only as upset as you allow yourself to be.
    Do it now or you'll regret it tomorrow!
    Relationships or friendships are worth fighting for, but not if you're the only one fighting.
    Failure isn't always a mistake. Sometimes it's the best place to start.
    Thank you God that you have made me strong when I'm going through tough times in my life. And in the end, you have always make things okay.
    Pottery Barn furniture  or  does anyone know first hand? Quality & costumer service is a huge concern of mine.
    A woman with confidence is the biggest turn on.
    What matters most is how you see yourself.
    Our fingerprints cannot be erased from the lives of those we have touched.
    Someone's opinion of you does not have to become your reality.
    I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you.
    God doesn't give the people we want, but the people we need. To teach, hurt, love and make us exactly the way we should be.
    No matter how imperfect your flaws are, you'll always be the perfect person to someone.
    There's nothing wrong with being single. It doesn't mean nobody wants you, it just means you're enjoying the freedom of being on your own.
    Party hard, make mistakes, laugh endlessly. Do things you're afraid to do. After all, you're only young once.
    A man, a real man, a "wonderful man," will be too busy protecting your heart to play with it.
    If you really love someone, don't be afraid to tell them, because you never know if you'll get that chance again.
    Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hours.
    "I need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever." - Juno
    "The real treasures are your friends and family." - Toy Story
    "It won't change anything. You can't change the past." - The Lion King
    Those moods where you just want to completely chill and do nothing.
    Be the one who everyone wants, not the one who everyone's had.
    Dear whoever is reading this, You are beautiful. You have a purpose. Don't give up. You are not alone. #StayStrong
    Saying "Let's just be friends" is just like saying "Let's ignore each other and not to talk anymore..."
    Actions always speak louder than words.
    Getting a nice text from someone special while you're out in public, and you're just there smiling at your phone like an idiot.
    Don't date the most beautiful person in the world, date the person who makes your world the most beautiful.
    Sometimes it's better to move on than to always be trying to fix things.
    "I love you" & "Im sorry" are over-used words and often taken for granted
    I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long, then you start talking to me like nothing happened.
    Sometimes you need to let go, because you will never find the right person if you are still with the wrong one.
    Never say goodbye when you still want to try. Never give up when you can still take it. Never say you don't love them when you can't let go.
    #SignsTheRelationshipIsReal: When you can act completely like yourself, no putting on a show.
    Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.
    When you're afraid to do something, chances are, it's exactly the thing you should be doing.
    Prove to me this is worth it, and I'll never leave your side.
    I love photos because they never change EVEN when the person in it changes.
    Look at things positively and you'll see more positive results in your life.
    Happiness is a form of courage.
    Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again, you have that fear of another broken heart.
    The only thing I hate about you, is that I can't stay mad at you.
    I don't know what we would all do without Twitter.
    Don't blame them for who they are, blame yourself for thinking they were different.
    The best excercise is bending down to lift someone else up.
    You can only get what you want if you earn what you want.
    #IReallyDontLikeWhen people act nice to your face, and then talk bad about you behind your back.
    Never get too attached to something that isn't yours. ✋✋
    Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
    One day, your life is going to flash before your eyes, so make sure it's worth watching.
    #15ThingsAboutMyBestfriend: We can have the most random conversations about absolutely anything.
    Sometimes I wish you could delete feelings the same way you delete text messages.
    Just sitting around with you and doing nothing, means everything.
    If you risk nothing, then you are risking even more.
    Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world.
    Having someone you can be yourself with >>>
    Accept who you are completely, the good and the bad, and make changes as you see fit, not because someone else wants you to be different.
    It's hurts more when they act like they don't care.
    I don't forgive people because I am weak. I forgive them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.
    Think the unthinkable. Expect the unexpected. Believe the unbelievable.
    Sometimes we waste too much thinking about someone who doesn't even think about us for a second.
    A short conversation with you is much more important to me, than a long conversation with someone else.
    Sometimes you have to get knocked down, in order to really stand up.
    Women don't know what they want, Men never know what they have.
    People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
    Without bad experiences, you won't appreciate how much life shouldn't be taken for granted.
    God has perfect timing; never early, never late. It takes a little patience and faith, but it's worth the wait.
    Enjoy the moments you're living in, they don't last forever.
    Stop using 'Real Women' to refer to curvy girls. Tall skinny girls arent imaginary. Regardless of how a girl looks, all women are real women
    Calling other people ugly, doesn't make you any prettier.
    Girl: "All boys are the same" Yes, because Zac Efron, Adolf Hitler and Barack Obama share extreme similarities.
    No matter how badly people treat you, never drop down to their level, just know you're better and walk away.
    "Breakups aren't easy or fun,
    Often times the only reason we walk away is to see if they will follow.
    I don't know what my future holds, but I do hope you're there.
    No matter what happened in 2011, the new year ahead offers the opportunity to start again, better & wiser.
    #WeAllHaveThatOnePerson who never knows what's going on.
    Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll think of it every time she looks in the mirror.
    Think less, Feel more. Frown less, Smile more. Talk less, Do more. Complain less, Appreciate more. Fear less, Love more. #Maturity
    Decide this minute to never again beg anyone for the love, respect & attention u should be showing yourself.
    Everyday I try to look my best, even though inside I'm such a mess.
    If I treated you the way you treat me, you would hate me.
    No, I dont have anything to hide, I just dont like people looking through my phone.
    No matter what haters say, just keep on smiling, that's what kills them the most.
    Don't make someone a priority in your life, if you're only an option in theirs.
    It's useless to show how much you care for that special someone when that person is too busy getting somebody's attention.
    You can't have a better today if you're still dwelling on yesterday.
    You should step in my shoes and walk a mile. Then maybe you'll see how hard it is to hold back tears and fake a smile.
    Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.
    The worst lies are the ones you tell to yourself.
    Sometimes the best way to get someones attention is to just stop giving them yours.
    Sometimes the answers you want, are the ones you'd never expect.
    One fake friend can do more harm than 10 enemies.
    Don't play with someone's feelings just because you're unsure of your own.
    Never crush someone's hopes, because in a lot of cases, hope is all they have.
    Fight for today and live for tomorrow.
    "Don't date the most beautiful girl in the world, date the girl that makes your world the most beautiful." - Wiz Khalifa
    Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.
    #PeopleDontLikeYouBecause you never have anything positive to say.
    Fast replies make me feel like you want to talk to me. Slow replies make me feel like you're talking to someone better...
    Be careful with words...be because once they are said, they can only be forgiven...not forgotten.
    You try to be cool, but you look like a fool to me.
    Letting go is never easy, but it's always for the best.
    Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius. It's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. ~Marilyn Monroe #truth #beauty
    Be with people who know your worth sincerely, you don't need too many people to be happy. Just a few who appreciate you for who you are.
    I"m the one that was there for you, remember that.
    You're not sorry because you did it. You're sorry because you got caught.
    There's too many baby showers, not enough weddings....too many funerals, not enough graduations.
    #SometimesItSeemsLike people care more about putting you down, than trying to build you up.
    Cheating on a girl is deeper than people realize. It destroys her outlook on love, her future relationships, and her peace within' herself.
    Women are like the police. They can have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession.
    Things change. Life goes on. Ppl leave. But guess what? New ppl come along. Ppl who might even take your breath away.
    #ILikeWhen I wake up and see a "good morning" text from you.
    If they were really worth it, then you'd be fighting for them.
    They may forget what you said, but not how you made them feel.
    Don't say you miss me, when it's your fault I'm gone.
    If women ruled The World there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to eachother.
    Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble.
    Because someday you'll realise that you just can't simply find 'me' in someone else and that no one can love you the way I do.
    Grades dont measure intelligence and age doesnt define maturity.
    #BestFeeling: Waking up to a text that makes you smile.
    Those days that I don't talk to you, aren't good days.
    Just because I didn't text you, that doesn't mean I don't miss. Maybe this time, I just want you to miss me first.
    We met each other for a reason.
    Love starts with a smile, grows with a laugh, and sometimes ends with a tear.
    Life is all about taking chances, appreciating the memories, learning from the past and finding happiness.
    Remember you are beautiful,but keep in mind that not everyone's is gonna be able to see that.
    I hate when I send a long message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part.
    There are no answers. Only choices.
    That moment when you try to go back to sleep to finish a dream.
    Don't let fear stop you from doing what you want to do.
    #IGetExcitedWhen my phone vibrates and I see your name.
    If you really love someone then tell them, because you never know if you'll get another chance.
    If you don't like me, I'm okay with that, just DON'T pretend that you do.
    Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.
    Those long text conversations with that special person, where after a while you suddenly you realize you've been smiling the whole time.
    It's hard to hold onto something that isn't there anymore.
    Wake up greet the day and make a promise to yourself its going to be a good day and no one will change it no matter what happens.
    Best friends make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to face them alone.
    I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything.
    Whenever you say something, make sure you mean it. No second guessing, no taking it back.
    Don't hide your feelings, act on them. You never know when that chance will no longer be there.
    Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomorrow." #staystrong
    Sometimes I just feel like spending the whole day with you.
    Sometimes you can't forget them, no matter how hard you try.
    It's not worth giving your worth to someone who is not worthy.
    Biggest lie I tell myself: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
    Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories.
    Nothing lasts forever. So live it up, drink it down, laugh it out, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets.
    We are responsible for our own decisions. Make sure you can stand by them.
    Hey I'm a girl, do not get mad at me when I get jealous because you're talking to other girls. It's in my nature.
    Sometimes it takes the worst pain to bring about the best change.
    #SomePeopleNeedTo stop living life in a box. If there's no risk there's no reward.
    It wasn't your fault, it was mine for believing every word you said.
    You shouldn't give up. Fight for yourself and who you are. You've got to go through the worst times in life to get the best.
    Saying it is one thing, but proving it is another.
    Girls don't get mad for no reason. It may be something small, but there's always a reason.
    #ThingsThatKeepMeAwakeAtNight: Reading through our old messages.
    If someone stick by your side through your worst times, then they deserve to be with you through your good times.
    in order to be great you've gotta challenge yourself. if you're not pushing yourself then how are you maximizing your potential?
    if what you do is easy, you're doing the wrong thing.
    don't wonder and don't wander, figure out what your goal is and accomplish that shit.
    List 1. Foods to eat EVERY day: dark and/or leafy greens, nuts, carrots, green tea, whole grains, fruit.
    Being willing to walk away from anything that does not honor you is power.
    Your choices, Your actions, Your life, live it Your way with no regrets.
    #IAlwaysThinkAbout us, and what we could be.
    Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    When you first are really interested or attracted to someone, It's something you can't control even if you want to.
    No matter how much you say, some words just can't describe how you really feel.
    The hardest things to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
    You're in a relationship to be happy, to smile, to laugh, to make memories... not to constantly be upset, hurting, & crying.
    Passion is knowing exactly what you want and never stopping until you have it.
    If you love them, then tell them. You never know when you'll get the chance to do it again.
    Do what makes you happy, be with who makes you smile, laugh as much as you breathe, and love as long as you live.
    Don't ever let someone tell you that your dreams are too big.
    A relationship with no trust is a like a phone with no service. All you do is play games.
    I may be acting quiet, but I have a lot on my mind.
    Sometimes a song can express the feelings you're too afraid to say.
    Be grateful for all the obstacles.They are what made you stronger and helped you push forward.
    Life passes you by quickly, make the most of your time while you have it.
    Be careful of what you do, because sometimes the lie becomes the truth.
    Try to forget what hurt you but never forget what it taught you.
    Stop letting others influence your decisions. Make your own choices and stand by them, you will always be better off.
    #HowToKeepARelationship: Trust and communication. Without those, it will never work.
    It's sad when people you know, become people you knew.
    A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will.
    Never go back to an old love. Because it's like reading a book over and over again when you already know how it ends.
    Seeing their bad side, their mood swings, and their crankiness, yet still wanting to be with them.
    Your stomach is not a garbage can, so why would you put garbage into it?
    Sitting 6+ hours a day makes you 40% more at risk to die early than will someone sitting 3 hours a day. Sit less, stand more! Keep moving!
    Don't look at how much farther you have to go... Turn around and look back at how far you have come.
    Late nights are when you have the best ideas.
    Don't wait for something to happen, go out and make it happen.
    #TheWorstFeeling is when they stop texting back.
    RT if you spend more time on Twitter, than you do on your homework.
    I forgive those I shouldn't, but i never forget.
    Maybe one day I'll be good enough.
    Always be positive. Don't let negative people hold you back.
    You have one chance at life, so make it count, and make sure you do everything you can to be happy.
    Sometimes I care too much, and end up getting hurt.
    There are gay SWANS who only mate with females to get eggs, once they get eggs they hatch them with their gay partner.
    Playing video games before bedtime gives an ability to control dreams -- Gamers are more likely to have lucid dreams than non-gamers.
    Backstreet Boys offered Ryan Gosling to become a member of their band but he refused the offer to pursue his acting career.
    Sometimes you just wish you could read their mind to find out how they feel about you.
    Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... Sincerely, put it on.
    Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie
    Dear Twitter, thank you for being there whenever I'm bored.
    A REAL BOYFRIEND:loves her, spoils her, wine her, dine her, kiss her, wife her, appreciate all of her, respect her, and makes her happy.
    The best part about this tweet is that by the time you've finished reading it, you will realize that there was absolutely no point to it.
    You make me smile every time I'm with you, and that means everything to me.
    When you listen to a song because it reminds you of someone.
    Stop focusing on what others want and start focusing on what you want.
    I never stop thinking about you, even though I wish I could.
    It's better to forgive and forget rather than to relive and regret.
    Next time you look at someone thinking: "I wish I was that pretty," Remember another girl is thinking the same thing about you.
    We used to talk every day, what happened...
    #Turnon Soft kisses...
    That feeling when you're hoping that one person is going to text you.
    When you're single,your life is above everyone else's.But when you're in a relationship, their life is worth more to you than your own.
    One Nation under God, Indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
    To be honest, I REFUSE to depend on others for happiness.
    A million feelings, a thousand thoughts, hundreds of memories, all for one person.
    You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.
    Don't sit around feeling sorry for yourself, get up and do something.
    A broken heart can change someone entirely.
    Strive with the intention of achieving your goals. No dream is unrealistic, it's a matter of you doing what it takes to make it come true.
    When a girl says "have fun" She means "have a horrible time without me."
    A smart person will give you smart answers, but a wise person will ask you smart questions.
    Everything in life is temporary, if things are going good, enjoy it, if things are going bad, don't worry, it won't last forever either.
    Sometimes you never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory, that you wish you could experience again.
    Being ignored by the person you love is hard, but what hurts the most is when they make it look like it's easy for them.
    If you miss someone, let them know, they could be missing you too.
    Letting go is never easy, but then again it's not supposed to be. Take it day by day and eventually the feeling will pass, you'll be fine.
    #IWonderIf things will ever be able to go back to the way they were.
    I can handle the truth, it's the lies that kill me.
    Don't be mad because I don't care anymore. Be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.
    You'll never be able to please everyone, so stop trying. Focus on pleasing the people who matter most to you.
    It doesn't matter how long you've known him. If he's kept you smiling since day one, don't lose him.
    Everything happens for a reason, one day we won't be here so that's why regretting is a waste of happiness.
    I love thosee random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
    The best way to get rid of your enemy, is to make them your friend.
    I'm not telling you it's going to be easy; I'm telling you that it's going to be worth it.
    Just because something isn't good now, that doesn't mean it will be that way forever.
    Never regret something that made you smile. because at the time, it was everything you wanted.
    #SometimesWeAll let go of something, because even though it's hard, it's better in the long run.
    That feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but feel like you can't.
    Loving someone doesn't make them love you...
    Don't let someone else toy with your heart, you're better off walking away and finding someone who deserves it.
    A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
    Knowing that someone cares about you, is one of the best feelings.
    The greatest revenge to a girl that steals your man is to let her have him, because a truly good man can never be stolen.
    I wonder what its like to be one of the pretty girls that every guy wants.
    A second chance is never the same as the first.
    Missing someone is your heart's way of reminding you of how much you care about them.
    Replaying moments in your head over and over wishing you could relive them.
    If you're going to be original, be prepared to be copied.
    There is no better friend, nor worse enemy than me.
    Don't be afraid to make mistakes. Be afraid of not learning from them.
    I enjoy long text messages because I appreciate a complete thought.
    I act like a lady, but boy don't be fooled, because I can think like a man and play this game better than you
    YOLO isn't an excuse to sleep around.
    I trust God with my Life... after all He gave it to me.
    I'm not mad, I'm hurt. There's a difference.
    Moving on is a hard thing to do, but it's almost always the best thing to do.
    Don't waste your time giving someone a second chance, when there is someone better out there waiting for their first.
    Always stay true to yourself no matter what, and never let what anybody says distract you from your goals.
    If you break up with me, don't tell me "We can still be friends"...that's like saying "the dog died but we can still keep it"
    When I'm with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we're apart, days feel like years.
    #ImReallyBadAt taking my own advice..."
    My problem is I can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people, even when they don't deserve it.
    If you keep shutting people out, at one point they'll stop trying to get in.
    One of the best things in life, is seeing a smile on a person's face, and knowing that you put it there.
    TODAY will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heals, and not wound.
    You never really know what you had until it's gone.
    I need to stop worrying about the future and be thankful for what I've been blessed with so far.
    If your friend needs you, be there for them. You never know when you'll be in the same position needing them.
    Don't worry about how things might turn out. Just remember that nothing came to those who didn't try.
    When "you" change, everything else changes.
    Leave the past in the past, where it belongs.
    Trash your past, Enjoy your present and Decide your future.
    Enjoy the little things, and make them last."
    Everyone has those days where you just feel like laying in bed.
    Dying to know, but afraid to find out.
    We all have so many needs in life, but what we all need most is to be needed.
    #HowToPissOffAFemale: Tell her to "relax".
    It wasn't until I gave up looking for the right person, that the right person came along.
    it hurts the most when the person that made you feel special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
    #ImReallyThankfulFor every day that I'm alive, because some people in this world fight to survive.
    Even though we're miles apart, a computer screen connects our hearts.
    Just because we haven't been talking, that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking about you all the time.
    Homewreckers wouldn't have a home to wreck if your significant other never let them through the door in the first place!
    It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
    Over thinking things is what really kills you.
    Everyone has a right to live their life the way they want.
    It's amazing how stupid you can be when you're in love.
    The longer you have to wait for something, the more you appreciate it when it finally arrives.
    There will always be people who are better than you at something. Don't let that phase you, stick to your goals and push for them.
    If you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all.
    If your boyfriend only wants you for your breast, thighs and legs; Send him to KFC. You're a lady not a cheap value meal.
    I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
    I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
    Getting married at 21 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
    One day you'll realize that the sweetest words he once said, All turned out to be the biggest lies.
    Make changes today that will lead to a better tomorrow.
    Right guy, wrong time. Right time, wrong guy. New guy, old lines. Old guy, new lies. I just can't choose.
    If they took you for granted, let them go. Walk away and find someone better, someone you deserve, someone who treats you right.
    Why are people always waiting? Tomorrow isn't guaranteed.
    Don't judge someone's choices if you don't understand their reasons.
    Let's play truth or dare. Truth, you tell me how you feel. Dare, you prove it.
    Those conversations you skip sleep for.
    Nowadays it's like people say '' I love you '' just like they say ''Hello'
    #TheWorstFeeling is being lied to by someone you thought would never hurt you.
    Being quiet does not mean I don't have anything to say, I'm just afraid of saying what I actually feel.
    If you're sorry, you don't sit there and make excuse after excuse.
    Wanna know a secret? Somebody out there can't stop thinking about you. You are beautiful. Don't ever believe differently.
    Invisible tears are the hardest to wipe away.
    Treat them like a priority, not an option.
    Sometimes someone has to make us cry, just to make us realize that we deserve someone who makes us smile.
    If I had to choose between earning your trust or your love, it's your trust that would mean the most.
    It's hard to ignore someone who once meant so much to you.
    Never settle for less than you deserve.
    Sometimes no words are necessary, because a simple look says everything.
    Guys are super attractive when they get protective.
    It's sad when people let past relationships ruin their future happiness. Scars remind us of where we've been, not indicate where we're going
    If you smile when no one else is around, then you know you mean it.
    Don't let something stupid that one person said affect your life and prevent you from pursuing your dreams.
    How you get sleepy after crying, Its like your mind is saying, "you've suffered enough, its time to shut down for a bit."
    Show no emotion. Feel no pain.
    Sometimes it seems like the more you care, the more you have to lose.
    I'm a woman. I am not a princess. I have emotions, a temper, opinions, a very loud voice, and one hell of a right hook.
    It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve the sun.
    If you're easy to get, you'll be easy to forget.
    Stay up late, regret it every morning, do it all over again.
    Being yourself is the best way to have someone fall in love with you.
    For we live by faith, not by sight. ~ 2 Corinthians 5:7
    Don't let your emotions overcome your intelligence.
    Life isn't about searching for a true friend, it's about being one.
    How hard it is to stop the heart from loving? As much as hard to stop the eye from blinking.The more you control it, the more it hurts
    Words don't have power to hurt you. Unless, the person who said them means the world to you.
    Life is way better when you're laughing.
    Don't follow in someone else's footsteps, use them as your inspiration to create your own path.
    One of the worst feelings is being ignored by someone that matters.
    "Don't count the minutes, just the laughs.
    If you take them back after they hurt you, it only shows them that they can do it again.
    Sometimes just seeing you makes everything feel ok.
    I wish I could go back to the day we met, and walk away.
    Everyone makes mistakes, but it's a matter of whether you learn from those mistakes that defines you.
    Don't just wait for it to happen, go out and make it happen.
    #SummerWentByWayTooFast, but the memories will last a lifetime.
    If you have to keep wondering where you stand with someone, perhaps it's time to stop standing and start walking.
    Be with someone who brings out the best in you.
    Love is just a word, until you find someone special enough to give it a definition.
    Never stay with anyone who puts u down, everything they don't like, someone else will love.
    I wish you lived down the street.
    Forget the past and move on.
    Life is like a pen. You can cross out your past, but you can't erase it.
    You're still the first person on my mind when I wake up in the morning.
    When you lose something... It just means one thing: You deserve better...be patient :)
    It's nice having someone in your life who can make you smile, even when they're not around.
    The only people who truly know your story are the ones that helped you write it.
    They say you only fall in love once, but that's not true, because every time I see you, I fall in love all over again.
    It's not what happens to you that determines how far you go in life, it's what you do with what happens to you.
    Be kind to people, you never know what they're going through.
    When you give someone a second chance, that's their last shot. When they need a 3rd or 4th chance, realize that things will never
    Seeing something that kills you, and having to act like you're fine.
    If someone treats you bad, then let them go.
    When you miss the way things used to be.
    Don't you hate it when you start missing someone, and you wonder if they even think about you.
    #psa: worry about people who follow you in life, not on twitter.
    Don't chase them for too long, eventually it reaches a point where they're just taking advantage of you.
    A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future.
    Always remember that you are smarter than you think, braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem.
    But it's time to face the truth, I will never be with you. -James Blunt
    "I could lie awake just to hear you breathing, watch you smile while you are sleeping, while you're far away dreaming." -Aerosmith
    If you believe in something, then only you can make it happen.
    Love is not finding someone to live with; It's finding someone you can't live without.
    #ThingsPeopleSayAfterABreakup: "One day you'll look back and realize how much I loved you. But it will be too late. Im moving on."
    It's better to have NOBODY at all, than to have someone that is only there for you half the time.
    #WeHaveThatOneFriendWho stands up for us in any situation.
    A best friend won't agree with you to make you happy. If anything, they'll say what needs to be said, no matter if u want to hear it or not
    The best relationship is the one that makes or brings the better person out of you.
    Just because something good comes to an end, that doesn't mean something better can't begin.
    You should always be able to look back on your decisions and know it was the right thing to do.
    I like people who I can occasionally have really deep conversations with, and at the same time joke around with them.
    Sometimes you wish life was written in pencil, just so you could erase certain parts.
    Never get too attached to someone, because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to dissapointments.
    Don't judge me unless you've and experienced what I have & cried as many tears as me. Until then back off, because you have no idea.
    Sometimes the simplest things give us the most to think about.
    "Single" and "In A Relationship" are just terms, your actions determine your status.
    The greatest feeling is finding someone who knows all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses, and still thinks you're completely amazing.
    I seen a baby cry then seconds later he laughs . The beauty of life , pain never lasts . -- J . Cole ?
    Everyone has their reasons for what they do.
    #WhatMakeMeHappy: Late night conversations with you, the ones where we just can't say bye.
    It's easy to find someone who will tell you they love you, it's hard to find someone who actually means it.
    Don't always look for happiness, create it.
    Never get too attached to someone because attachments can lead to expectations and expectations can lead to disappointments.
    People say the sky is the limit, but I prefer to aim higher.
    #WeCantBeFriendsIf you're nice to my face, but then talk bad about me behind my back.
    #Seriouslythough It's funny how the person that was once a stranger, suddenly means the world to you now.
    Everyone makes mistakes, it's part of life. Without mistakes, we wouldn't have lessons. So never regret your mistakes, learn from them.
    Knowledge, understanding, and acceptance is what gives you the strength to move forward.
    Make your move, before they're gone, because people change, and hearts move on.
    It's time to start living the life you've always dreamed about.
    Worrying is stupid, it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
    They said they loved you and never wanted to see you get hurt, but they ended up being the one that made you cry.
    God has no Phone but I talk to him. He has no Facebook but he is still my friend. He does not have a twitter but I still follow him.
    My life, my choices, my mistakes.
    There is no point in worrying about what other people think.
    You're only young once, so stop worrying and just be happy.
    True friends don't talk bad about you behind your back.
    I don't regret the things I've done, I only regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance.
    Life doesn't always give you second chances, so take the first one.
    Those silly conversations we had, those nights where we stayed up late talking to each other. I miss them all, every one of them.
    #TheBestFeeling is when you feel missed by someone you care about.
    If you really want to do something, do it now. Life is too short to waste time.
    Don't allow yourself to be stuck in a situation you no longer want to be in, do what you have to do in order to be happy.
    You need to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if you're truly happy. If you can't say yes right away, then it's time for change.
    People's feelings aren't meant to be played with.
    Being able to forgive, means you're also able to move forward.
    You don't become what you want, you become what you believe you can become.
    Be careful who you open up to. Only a few people actually care, the rest are just curious.
    In some situations you have to be mature enough to forgive, but not dumb enough to trust them again.
    If Cinderella can get her prince charming without taking her dress off, then so can you.
    If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours.
    What men should know: a woman who truly loves you will be angry at you for so many things, but she will stick around.
    People that don't know me think I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were.
    You said you'd never change.
    Stop cheating on your future with your past....it's over.
    Sometimes caring too much can end up making you hurt too much.
    When you're mad at someone you love, be careful what you say because your mind gets angry but your heart still cares.
    Let your strengths overcome your weaknesses.
    Don't let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see. Don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
    Pretending to be happy when you're in pain is just an example of how strong you are as a person.
    People say u don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.
    Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart.
    Everyone is asking me if I'm ok as if it's such an easy question to answer.
    You can miss someone that died, you can miss someone that moved away, but the worst way to miss someone is to see them everyday.
    Just because you miss them, that doesn't mean you need them back in your life. Missing them is a part of moving on.
    Stop calling everyone a friend...because everybody ain't your friend.
    If two people are happy together, then leave them alone.
    Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly.Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
    #ImEasilyAnnoyedWhen I write you a long text message, and you reply with "K".
    The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. ~Abraham Lincoln
    I know we're young and it's still early to say this... but I hope you're the one.
    That awkward moment when you have a better chance at finding Waldo than a boyfriend.
    A really good relationship starts with good communication.
    #OverUsedWords: "I love you". It gets thrown around a lot these days.
    Those random memories that make you smile no matter what.
    This world is full of fake people, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them.
    Sometimes it's easier to just pretend you're happy, than explain why you're not.
    #ItDoesntMatter where you've been, what matters is where you're going.
    I don't change for anyone. Love me for who I am, or I don't need you in my life.
    Our biggest lies are to ourselves.
    To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.
    People change and things go wrong, but always remember that life goes on.
    Don't change yourself just to make someone love you, be yourself & let the right one fall for you.
    Spend your life with someone who makes you truly happy.
    When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change your feelings because it's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares.
    No matter where life takes you, wear a smile while you're there.
    Never walk away from the person you know will never leave your side.
    #TheBestRelationships are the ones where you never have to try.
    It only hurts when you start acting like it doesn't.
    Don't lie to me to protect my feelings, I would rather you just tell me the truth.
    If you want your life to be meaningful, it starts with you going out and doing something about it.
    God knows who belongs in your life & who doesn't. Trust...& let go.
    When you're watching a movie and the killer is just right behind her and you want to tell her but you cant do anything.
    Not everyone is meant to be in our future. Some people are just passing through to teach us lessons in life.
    Stay strong, there's a rainbow after every storm.
    The future is unknown.
    If only you could delete feelings, the same way you delete messages.
    You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
    #AGirlsBiggestLie: "I'll be ready in 5 minutes."
    Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anybody can start today and make a new ending.
    Even if you're on the right track, you still have to keep moving, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is. Noise to appreciate silence & absence to value presence.
    As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. ~ John Lennon
    Sometimes you just need someone who's willing to listen.
    If someone gives you a second chance, show them why they made the right choice.
    If you just listen, then you will see.
    If you have something to say then just say it, you have the right to speak your mind.
    You can only go as far as you're willing to go.
    Don't just text me because you're bored, text me because you really want to talk to me.
    #iHeardThat my fans like when I am romantic... sp: dblr.me/s/29xsyU
    Sometimes losing something you never had is even worse than losing something you did have.
    #iHeardThat you're sorry... again. BUT I can't take any more apologies, I can't take any more heartbreak.
    #iHeardThat the most important relationship you can have is a relationship with God.
    Lets hear your best #iHeardThat and I'll RT the best ones.
    Getting a text from that special person when you feel like they've forgotten about you.
    #iHeardThat if you're meant to be together with someone, you'll eventually end up with them. It's that simple.
    The person you took for granted today, may turn out to be the person you need tomorrow.
    One of the hardest decisions you'll ever face in life, is choosing whether to walk away, or try harder.
    Once you hurt someone, it will always be in the back of their mind, even if they still have a smile on their face.
    You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
    #IGetExcitedWhen I see the perfect roll.
    Just because one person doesn't love you, that doesn't mean you should forget about everyone else that does.
    You shouldn't have to change who you are, just to please someone else.
    A challenge will only become difficult if you over think it and second guess yourself.
    I might be a work in progress, but every day I get a little bit wiser, a little bit better, a little bit stronger.
    If they aren't willing to put the effort in, then why should you?
    Listening to songs that remind you of someone.
    If you don't risk anything, you risk the most.
    Sometimes the feelings come back.
    Don't cry over the past, its gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it beautiful.
    It's funny how some guys act like they don't care, but as soon as she leaves he becomes interested all of a sudden. #Truth
    All that matters is how you feel. Always follow your heart, it will never lead you astray.
    It's never too late to learn, but sometimes we learn when it's too late.
    No matter how hard it seems, sometimes you just have to let go, it's for the best.
    #ICantDateYou if you don't respect yourself.
    You'll never find the right person if you don't let go of the wrong on.
    Nothing worth having comes easy.
    Forget the things that hold you back, you need to forward and stay on track.
    In a strong relationship, that other person inspires you to go further in life.
    I wonder what goes through your head when you hear my name.
    Someday it will all make sense. For now: Trust, let go, & soon enough you will know.
    Believe what your heart tells you, not what others say. Your heart knows what's best.
    When someone really matters to you, you'll wait for them, because you know in the end it will be worth the wait.
    #AGreatFeeling is knowing you made someone smile.
    "Love" is a word that gets thrown a lot these days. If you tell someone you love them, make sure that you do, otherwise don't say it.
    Being yourself is what makes you attractive. Being something you're not makes you a liar. Relationships built on lies don't last.
    #WhatReallyTurnsMeOn: A girl who is confident in herself.
    Not everyone can handle the truth.
    If you're truly sorry, then #WhyDoYouAlways keep on doing the same thing you're sorry for.
    Actions will always speak louder than words. So believe what you see, and forget what you hear.
    When someone comes into your life. God send them for a reason, either to learn from them or to be with them till the end.
    Not everything lasts forever, forever is a lie, all that we have, is what's between hello and goodbye.
    Success will come from not only following your dreams, but having someone there who believes in your dreams too.
    I gave everything I had, to a boy who changed his mind.
    Follow your heart, regardless of what others tell you to do, it's how you feel at the end of the day that matters.
    "#ThingsPeopleSayAfterABreakup: ""If you ever need me, I'm here for you.""
    If someone messes up, let it go. If they keep messing up, let them go.
    #IHaveToAdmit that sometimes I forgive people who don't deserve it, just because I miss having them in my life.
    Let go of the bad memories, and make room for the ones that make you smile.
    People will always make mistakes, but you have to wonder, how my times can they keep making that same "mistake."
    Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the BS, take chances, and never have regrets.
    People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
    I'm shy. Most people don't take the time to explore the real me. So I'd like to thank everyone who has. Everyone who didn't, miss out.
    Sometimes you just need someone to listen.
    You're not my life, but you're the one I want to spend it with. You're not my world, but you're the best thing in it.
    Just because I don't say certain things, does not mean I don't feel them.
    Everyone tells you you deserve better, but then no one is willing to give it to you.
    Don't waste energy fighting for something that will never be yours.
    True strength is being able to hold it together when no one would blame you for completely falling apart.
    Believe in love..hope for love..pray for love..but don't put your life on hold waiting for love. #LIVE
    If you want to do something, then do it now, because life is short, and you never know if you'll get that chance to do it again.
    Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
    If someone's too busy for me, I lose interest.
    Often times, the hardest decisions are the ones with the best results.
    If you spend more time fighting than laughing together, you need to realize you can find someone better for you.
    Use your smile to change the world, don't let the world change your smile.
    #iDontRespect people who have no respect for others. Respect is earned, not given.
    I never use turn signals. It's nobody's business where I'm going.
    Sometimes I wish my pets could talk.. Then I remember everything I've done in front of them.
    I hate that feeling when you really want to know something, but you're also afraid to find out.
    Moving on doesn't mean you've forgotten about things, it just means you've accepted what happened and will continue living.
    Avoiding a conversation doesn't mean it's not going to happen. You're better off getting it over with.
    Sometimes the dreams that do come true, are the dreams you never even knew you had.
    Cannot trust anyone these days, Fake is becoming the new trend.
    Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset.
    The worst feeling is saying goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
    I've made lots of mistakes in my past...but if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you have no reason being in my future.
    We always define things the way we want to see it, but never the way it really is.
    Avoid the people who start drama, and you'll avoid drama.
    Sometimes the most unexpected relationships last the longest.
    That feeling when you're thinking about someone, and all you can wonder is if they're thinking about you too.
    #TheWorstFeeling is when you miss someone and can't do anything about it.
    To all the people that hate me, I am so glad I gave a purpose to your sorry little lives.
    Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. Everyone who smiles at you is not your friend.
    Never let your pride stand in your way.
    Don't make time for people who won't make time for you.
    There comes a time when you walk away from all the drama and people who create it, and surround yourself with people who make you happy.
    You said you'd never change, what happened...
    Your teenage problems are bullsh!t, forget about them and have fun and party.
    I don't know where I stand with you. And I don't know what I mean to you. All I know is every time I think of you, I want to be with you.
    The past was never a mistake if you learned from it.
    One word that only ever hurts when it's said, "Goodbye."
    #10ThingsAboutMe: I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much.
    With the right person, you don't have to work so hard to be happy. It just happens, effortlessly.
    When times get tough, you realize who your real friends are.
    Everything reminds me of you.
    You will know that you love someone when you want them to be happy. Even if that means you're not a part of their happiness.
    Challenges will only become difficult when you overthink them.
    People always think too much about things that are not worth the thought.
    Never let the words of anyone affect and stop you from doing what you want to do.
    #TextsThatGetNoReply: "k" "lol" "Can you do me a favor?" "We need to talk..."
    We talked about moments we shared together, and I smiled, because you didn't forget.
    Respect people's feelings. Even if it doesn't mean something to you, it could mean everything to them.
    Success is my only option.
    When odds are 1-in-a-million... BE THAT 1!
    Don't look back..something might be gaining on you.
    Be fearless when it comes to life, and careless when it comes to what people say and think about you.
    Sometimes when you care too much, you end up getting hurt.
    #liesyouthoughtweretrue: "I promise I'll never hurt you again..."
    #10WorstFeelings: When you get that one text we all fear the most, "We need to talk."
    There is always something behind everything.
    It's often the little things that matter the most to us.
    Be careful of who you give your heart to, because you're also giving them the power to hurt you.
    You must first understand yourself, before other people will ever really understand you.
    Don't let someone else's opinion change the way you feel about something. Always stand by what you believe in.
    Set the standard, pave the way, be unique. If you always follow the crowd, you'll eventually get lost in it.
    Distance means so little, when someone means so much.
    If I could have one wish, it would be for us to be together, to realize our potential, and to fall in love.
    As you breath right now, someone else takes their last breath, so appreciate life, and never take it for granted.
    If you wait to do everything until you're sure it's right, you'll probably never do much of anything.
    I liked you, and I was afraid to love you.
    That person who enters your life out of nowhere, and suddenly means the world to you.
    With each smile, I fall for you even more.
    Nobody wants to be with somebody whose been with everybody.
    I don't need someone perfect. I need someone who loves me, respects me, cares for me and understands me.
    Don't wait for anybody. If they can't decide whether they want to be with you, then you deserve better.
    Not knowing what to text back but not wanting to end the conversation.
    True love has no boundaries.
    A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
    Today is the day, be thankful.
    The most dangerous lies are the lies that you believe about yourself.
    Sometimes #IFeelLike giving up, but then I remember why I've held on for so long.
    Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller & smaller after every mistake.
    My life, my choices, my problems, my mistakes, my lessons.
    When you're trying to impress someone, you shouldn't have to be anyone else but yourself.
    I have more associates than friends.
    The right one will love all the things about you that the wrong one was intimidated by.
    Rain falls because the clouds can no longer handle it's weight; just like tears fall, because the heart just cannot handle the pain.
    That feeling when you miss someone but can't do anything about it.
    #YouCantBeInARelationshipWithMe if you can't make me laugh. A good sense of humor is so important.
    #ImThePersonWho checks Twitter first thing in the morning before anything else.
    Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~ Oscar Wilde
    One thing that's for sure, love keeps us going when everything else stops moving.
    Never expect. Never assume. Never ask. And never demand. Just let it be. If it's meant to be, it will happen.
    Sometimes, you just have to do what your heart wants, and that's it.
    Don't expect her to play her part if you have other women auditioning for her role.
    Work your hardest. Dream your biggest. Be your greatest.
    Never give up on something you can't go a day without thinking about.
    Who are you to judge someone? Nobody is perfect.
    If you love someone more than anything, then distance only matters to the mind, not to the heart.
    You've gotta be kitten me, right meow. Cat is ridiculous.
    If you leave someone at least tell them why, cause what's more painful than being abandoned; is knowing you're not worth an explanation.
    There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart.
    Don't think too much. You'll create a problem that wasn't even there in the first place.
    Stop letting the unimportant things matter to you. Some people will do their best to watch you be miserable, don't let them.
    That smile you get when you catch them looking at you.
    You always want to be someone's choice, not someone's option.
    No matter how impossible, unattainable, or unimaginable something may seem..if it's meant to be, it'll be.
    Sometime I smile and act like nothing is wrong, that's called putting it aside and acting strong.
    Don't let the past hold you back, otherwise you'll miss all the good stuff happening now.
    The one person you should try to be better than, is the person that you were yesterday.
    You can have hope that something happens, you can have faith that it will happen, or you can have courage and make it happen.
    #ThingsIDoWhenImBored: Go through our old messages and remember how it used to be.
    #DontCallMeIf you're mad, I'd rather talk to you in a good mood.
    Sometimes I make the mistake of reading our old conversations, and remembering how things used to be.
    People change, and often they become the person they said they would never be.
    I can't explain how painful it is to wait for something that never comes.
    No relationship is worth hiding. If you have to hide your relationship to be happy... it's not worth having.
    If you're willing to chase me, then I promise I'll run slow.
    Be with the person who makes you smile and laugh all the time, life is too short to be doing anything other than that.
    Enjoy life, it comes with an expiry date.
    Love is like a rubber band. Two people keep pulling until one person lets go, and it hurts the one who holds on.
    Don't fall for the wrong person just because they know how to say the right things.
    Don't regret things form your past, just learn from them.
    Never miss an opportunity to tell someone how much they mean to you.
    can you do me a favor? stay...
    Instead of looking at the hundred reasons to quit, look at the thousand reasons not to give up.
    That feeling when as soon as you're with that person, you feel something special.
    You may lose faith in others, but never lose faith in yourself.
    I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
    Someone has to fall in love with me eventually, right?
    Don't change just to please somebody. Change because it makes you a better person and leads you to a better future.
    #IfItWereUpToMe I would wake up next to you every morning.
    There is no remote for life, so if you don't like what you're seeing, get up and change it yourself.
    Try to never over think things, just act how you feel.
    It's ironic that when you need him, he wasn't there. But when you finally starting to move on from him, he crawls back to you.
    Baby, you're as hot as the bottom of my laptop. (;
    Always smile through the hard times, even if it doesn't seem to get any better, because a smile is the first step to fixing things.
    A true friend is someone who's there for you when they'd rather be somewhere else.
    Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction compared to the tongue of a Gossip.
    People change. Feelings fade. Lovers drift. Friends leave. Friends become enemies. Lovers become strangers. You'll be judged. Life Goes On
    Yesterday is gone. Today is okay. Tomorrow will be better.
    The most important part of moving on is letting go.
    You waited too long.
    Following the footsteps of others is easy but then you'll be a copy. Setting your own footsteps is hard but then you'll allways be original.
    Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who will realize it once they've lost you.
    #ThingsThatBotherMe: People who are always negative. Surround yourself with positive people and your life will be better.
    Fear holds you back, stops you from doing what will make you happy, and prevents you from following your heart. Don't let fear control you.
    Care less, and you won't be so stressed.
    A morning text doesn't only mean "good morning." It also means "I think about you when I wake up"
    Second chances are like giving that person another chance to hurt you.
    Best friends are people who make your problems their problems, just so you don't have to go through them alone.
    #IfTodayWasMyLastDay I would spend it with you.
    There's always a reason to smile, so find it.
    Sometimes it's the little things that matter the most.
    Sometimes the best feeling is to put on your headphones, and get lost in the music.
    Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly,Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile
    Happy is the person who doesn't show hatred over what is lost, but shows gratefulness over what is left.
    Appreciate your life and never take it for granted.
    What's worse than being hated? Being ignored. At least when they hate you, they treat you like you exist.
    The worst is when one person is in a bad mood, it ruins everything.
    Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?
    If you're not willing to put in the work, don't expect thing to happen.
    Pepto-Bismol turns into chunks of metal when lit with a blowtorch.
    People say 'hate' is such a strong word, yet they throw around 'love' like it's nothing.
    Sometimes I hate seeing you, because it brings back the feelings I tried so hard to forget.
    With every heartbreak, you grow stronger.
    I hate liars, hypocrites, & people who take advantage of people who care about them.
    #Everygirl Deserves A best friend, A lover and someone they can TRUST for a man.
    It is better to sleep on something that you are planning to do, rather than keeping yourself awake because of things that you have
    Sometimes the people who act the happiest are really the ones who are going through the most.
    I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
    I like seeing an elderly couple walk together, hand in hand. Because that's the only proof for me that true love does last.
    Don't settle for anything less than what you want and what you deserve. #cheaterville
    Pain makes you stronger. Tears makes you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future.
    #ILikeYouBecause when I'm with you I can be myself. No putting on a show, no trying to impress you, I can just be me.
    Those late night text conversations, where everything comes out, and you admit everything.
    #IFeelLike if the entire world smoked a joint at the same time, we'd have world peace for at least a couple of hours.
    Accept people for who they are, you shouldn't try and change them.
    I try not to miss you, but in the end, I still do. #THEPOWERCOUPLE
    I hate when my phone vibrates, and it's not you. #THEPOWERCOUPLE
    It's not called being whipped , it's called having respect for your girl.
    Don't confuse still being in love, with just being attached to what's familiar.
    School gives knowledge, life gives wisdom.
    You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. Stop judging me.
    Don't ever stop chasing your dreams.
    Don't waste your time on someone that doesn't make you happy. You only get to experience life once, so being happy is what matters most.
    You never know what you really had until you no longer have it anymore.
    #ForeverAPetPeeve: When someone tries to talk to me while I'm listening to music.
    Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
    Don't pretend you don't care, when you know you do. Keeping your emotions to yourself can lead to disaster.
    Don't worry, it's just a bad day, not a bad life.
    Whatever you put up with, you end up with.
    Keep trying, keep reaching, keep dreaming.
    Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. ~ John Lennon
    #TheDateWasOverWhen you tried comparing me to your ex.
    Dressing for your size doesn't only mean nixing clothes that are too tight. It also means not wearing clothes that are too baggy.
    Keep plunging necklines in place and prevent any fashion mishaps with double-sided tape.
    A quality iron is an absolute must to ensure you don't damage your clothes.
    #YourTextGotIgnoredBecause you waited an hour to reply, and then all you wrote was "lol".
    Happiness is a choice, it's your own frame of mind. So if you're unhappy, it's because you choose not to be.
    Words may lie, but actions always tell the truth.
    Even the strongest people need to break down once in a while.
    #IHopeYouRealize that I won't wait around forever, and if you wait too long, you'll lose me.
    If you think you deserve better then you probably do. Go get it, and stop settling for less.
    Don't let them break you down.
    It's not happy people who are thankful, it's thankful people who are happy.
    She straightens her hair, puts on her eyeliner, glosses her lips & takes one last look in the mirror, all for the boy who will never care.
    Sometimes you have to forget what you feel and remember what you deserve.
    You can't force them to love you or want you, but one day you'll make them realize what they lost.
    I miss when I was little, and didn't care about my weight, clothes, or hair, I just did what made me happy.
    People need to start facing their problems and stop Facebooking their problems.
    People with narrow minds, are often the ones with the biggest mouths.
    Sometimes you'll pretend you're ok, because you don't want to annoy people with your problems.
    Everyone has an inner rockstar, so go live your life as if you're on the center stage...because you are. ~Dj ASHBA, Guns N' Roses
    The best conversations always happen late at night.
    When you're truly in love, the feelings never fade, they only get stronger.
    A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
    Guy: why do girls care so much about their weight? it's so annoying...Guys: EW, fat chicks!
    She may have given you the key & access to her heart, but she can always have the locks changed.
    You're the only one who should be making your decisions.
    Anyone can make you happy by doing something special, but only someone special can make you happy without doing anything.
    If you surround yourself with good people, you'll always remain true to who you are.
    Whoever is trying to bring you down, is already below you.
    #Seriously There's always a reason to smile....find it . . .
    When the two of us are together, nothing else matters.
    Make your request, then let God do the rest. While we might settle for GOOD, He always brings us the BEST!
    The three most important words you can learn about life: "It goes on."
    If you want to ignore me, that's fine. Just don't expect an answer when you finally do decide to text me.
    I hate when my phone vibrates, and it's not you.
    Work hard to get what you like, otherwise you'll be forced to just like what you get.
    If someone wants to be a part of your life, they will be there. Don't bother saving a spot for someone who won't make an effort to stay.
    You can't blame someone for walking away if you didn't do anything to make them stay.
    Enjoy the time you have now, live in this moment, and never look back.
    You'll never know if you're good at something unless you try it.
    #YouCantBeInARelationshipWithMe unless you're faithful. No tolerance for cheaters.
    Nobody is perfect, you have to accept them for who they are.
    Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
    #ThingsINeverGetTiredOfSeeing: A happy old couple. It reminds me that true love is possible.
    Heal Acne and Reduce Scars! Mix 1/3c of hot white tea with 1/3c apple cider vinegar, let cool. Apply via cotton ball, rinse after 30m.
    When you really care about someone, their mistakes never change our feelings because the mind gets angry but the heart that still cares.
    #YouHaveNoLifeIf you spend all of your time judging people you don't know.
    #WhenIThinkOfYouI smile. Every time.
    When I text you, it means I miss you. When I don't text you, it means I'm waiting for you to miss me.
    Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl. Loyalty keeps the girl.
    Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
    Your happiness is what truly matters most. Do what you have to do in order to be happy.
    #TopLiesPeopleTell: "I'll never do it again."
    Just because it's different, that doesn't that mean it's wrong.
    Sometimes when u give up on someone, it's not because u don't care anymore, but because u realize they don't.
    It's a strong relationship when both can motivate each other to go further in life.
    Character is who you are under pressure, not who you are when everything's fine.
    When you really like someone, even the smallest things they do, make you smile.
    It doesn't matter what people say, always be the person you are.
    Make mistakes, learn from them, and move on.
    Maybe you've met the right person, but you're just not ready to be in love.
    It's amazing what you can hide, just by putting on a smile.
    #SometimesItSeemsLike you don't even care, and I'm the only one putting in an effort.
    Looking at a photo and wishing you could relive the moment.
    People will always try to bring you down, don't let rumors and negativity define you.
    The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center.....so does a person. #brainsoverbullies
    When you stop chasing them & start embracing you, one day you'll look up & THEY'LL be chasing YOU.
    If it wasn't for you, tomorrow wouldn't be worth the wait, and yesterday wouldn't be worth remembering.
    Sometimes we say "I just want you to be happy", but deep in our hearts we know, we still want to be the reason for their happiness...
    Those random moods where you just want to kill everyone for no reason.
    Don't force a relationship that doesn't fit. Your Life naturally makes room for the ppl who are meant to be there.
    God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met. ~ Farrah Fawcett
    Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long.
    There's no point pretending anymore. It's time to accept it for what it is, and move on.
    If you have an ugly heart...your looks mean NOTHING.
    Reading is like entirely holding a world in the palm of your hand, escape from reality and engrave yourself into the story. It's amazing.
    When two people really care about each other, they will always look for a way to make it work, no matter how hard it is.
    I rather have an honest enemy than a fake friend.
    To achieve success, you have to know what failure feels like, learn from your mistakes and make the steps to improve.
    Holding a grudge is like letting someone live rent-free in your head.
    It's not about who you spend most of your time with, it's who you have the best time with.
    You can do anything, the word "can't" only comes in existence whenever you stop believing you can.
    God doesn't make mistakes, so trust that when someone ends up in your past, they're there for a reason. #staystrong
    It began with a friendship. Turned into relationship. Transformed into love & ended with heartbreak.
    You have the rest of your life to remember, but what you get to remember depends on what you do today.
    Responsibility comes with growing up. Sometimes it's easier and less stressful but more selfish to choose the road with less responsibility.
    I can't look you in the eye anymore because I no longer know who's looking back.
    Things won't get better until you start believing they're better.
    Staring at your phone and waiting for the reply.
    Sometimes I'll be listening to someone tell a story and just think to myself lie, lie, b.s...lie lie...you done yet?
    If you spend too long holding on to the one who treats you like an option, you'll miss finding someone who treats you like a priority.
    Two of the hardest things are saying hello for the first time, and goodbye for the last time.
    Don't treat people as bad as they are... treat them as good as you are.
    #brokepeoplepasswords: "FoodStamps"
    One moment of strength is worth every moment of weakness.
    You just can't assume that everything will always be the same, because things change, especially people
    Sometimes the greatest things happen when you least expect it.
    That awkward moment when your mother compares you to another kid and she has no idea how much worse they are than you.
    I just want my childhood back.
    When you feel defeated, just push forward and keep going, prove to yourself that you'll never stay down.
    They may have hurt you, but they also made you stronger.
    Fast replies make me feel like you actually want to talk to me. But slow replies make me think you're talking to someone better.
    Good things will come to you if you focus on the positives and forget the negatives.
    Life is funny, first you want to grow up, then you want be a kid again.
    It's amazing how many emotions you can hide behind a smile.
    Keep your head high and your middle finger higher. -Megan Fox
    If it's going to be hard for you to choose between me & someone else, just choose the other person because I'm not an option.
    Actions prove who someone is, words only prove who they want to be.
    McDonald's sells more than 75 burgers every second.
    Cuddling with a teddy bear releases the same amount of endorphins as having sexual intercourse.
    Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
    We're never going to be as young as we are tonight.
    When you're going through your darkest days, the friends that are still there are your real friends. #THEPOWERCOUPLE
    Silence is a women's loudest cry. When she's silent, there's a million things running through her mind and she's at her breaking point. #TPC
    Dear God, I don't need to be rich, I don't need to be famous, I don't need to be perfect but all I need is happiness. #THEPOWERCOUPLE
    Who else misses being a kid? Those days were so easy and care free.
    One of the best feelings in the world is when you get a text from that one person.
    Don't ever say your not good enough because if he can't see how beautiful you are, then he's the one who's not good enough.
    Even if courage fails you, tell that special someone that you love them in anyway possible...
    You don't lose friends. You just learn who your real ones are.
    TGIF: Thank God I'm Fabulous.
    Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she just can't let go.
    They say, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer." The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
    Why can't you understand that nothing is wrong, sometimes I just don't feel like taking.
    Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they will never be you. ~ Kanye West
    #LoveIsWhen you miss them immediately after you say bye.
    Treat every day as a gift, because it is one. Never take life for granted.
    I know you're sorry, but I just don't know if that's good enough.
    Follow your dreams, for they may just come true.
    When you're going through your darkest days, the friends that are still there are your real friends.
    A nice face gets attention. But a nice heart gets commitment.
    #NeverBeAfraidTo let someone know how you really feel.
    "You may have my number, you can take my name, but you'll never have my heart" -Adele
    "Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name" -Bruno Mars
    "But just because it hurts doesn't mean you're gonna die. You gotta get up and try" -Pink
    "I bet it never ever occurred to you that I can?t say hello to you and risk another goodbye" -Taylor Swift
    #ICantDateYou if you don't have the confidence and ambition to take care of yourself, without someone else...
    You can't miss something you never had.
    Whenever you judge others you don't define them, you define yourself.
    If you don't take a chance, you will never know the possibilities and capabilities.
    Some things are so difficult to say, but so easy to text.
    People get jealous because they care.
    I swear, as soon as your EX sees you smiling, being happy with someone new... that's when they want you back.
    Friends show us who we are, who we were, and who we are to become.
    Turn down the drama and turn up the music.
    You know they're special when no matter what mood you're in, they can make you smile.
    Be yourself. Who else is better qualified.
    Best thing about the worst time of your life is that you get to see the true colors of everyone you cared for.
    I hate when you miss someone & they seem to not even care.
    Love doesn't have to be perfect, but it has to be real.
    Your real friends will be there for you.
    If love was water, I'd give you the ocean."
    The decisions you make should always be for the better.
    Worst feeling: We both now that we should be together, yet it hasn't happened.
    Don't let the past fills your mind, because if you let it, the future will be something that you'll never gonna have.
    "Single" and "in a relationship" are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status.
    If ignorance was truly bliss, then more people would be happy.
    Every girl is beautiful, just takes the right guy to see it.
    I'm not mad. I'm hurt. There's a difference.
    Don't practice until you can get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.
    #LoveIsWhen you wake up smiling because of them.
    Prepare for the worst, pray for the best.
    I may not be where I need to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be.
    Doubt me. Hate me. Rate me. Shake me. Break me. Now watch me.
    #ItsFunnyHow as soon as you stop trying, that's when they suddenly start caring.
    There are so many people out there who will tell you that you can't. What you've got to do is, turn around and say "Watch me"
    There's no use stressing over something in the past, because there's not a thing you can do to change it.
    Staring at your phone, waiting for a message from that one person.
    I'm something you'll regret losing, I can promise you that much.
    Push hard for what you want.
    Cut off fake people for real reasons, not real people for fake reasons.
    Don't love someone because they give you what you need, love them because they give you the feeling you never thought you could have.
    That feeling you get when they tell you they miss you.
    Nobody was born ugly, society is.
    You're never really alone, you just think you are.
    Work hard, don't expect great results to come easy.
    When you fall in love with someone, their flaws turn into perfection.
    Some people come into your life for a reason, and some people also stay in your life for a reason.
    Touch her heart....not her body. Steal her attention...not her virginity. Make her smile....don't waste her tears.
    If someone truly loves you, they won't make you feel like you need to constantly fight for their attention.
    A new year is God's way of saying: "No matter where u've been or what u've been thru, u can always start fresh."
    It's so funny how you actually think you mean something to someone, and they just turn around and prove you wrong
    Take the chance while you have it, don't let it pass you by.
    Don't expect everything to be perfect all the time. If things always just went according to plan... life wouldn't be interesting.
    Our small, stupid conversations mean so much more to me than you'll ever know.
    If somebody hurts you, it's ok to cry a river, just remember to build a bridge and get over it.
    You know someone means a lot to you, when their mood completely affects yours.
    There's always some truth behind just kidding, knowledge behind I don't know, emotion behind I don't care, and pain behind I'm okay.
    Sometimes you just outgrow people. Don't try to fix or repair, just accept it and move on.
    #ICantGoOneDayWithout music. Music relates to everyone's life in one way or another.
    Always stand tall.
    #SongsThatNeverGetOld: Young, Wild & Free!
    They say keep your friends close and your enemies closer. The problem is, nowadays you can't tell who your enemies are.
    Definition of a bestfriend: the person you can't be mad at for even an hour because you have something important to tell them.
    Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
    Never be ashamed of what you feel. You have the right to feel any emotion that you want, and to do what makes you happy.
    Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the person you thought would never hurt you.
    His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His laugh. His hands. His smirk. His humor. His weird faces. RT if you thought of someone.
    Every once in a while, someone comes into your life, and makes you wonder how you ever lived life without them.
    Distance is a test of love. Many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, there is only one answer. TRUE LOVE.
    That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned.
    When I text you, it means I miss you. When I don't text you, I'm hoping you'll miss me
    You should never apologize for saying what you feel, that's like saying sorry for being real.
    Sometimes you wish you could go back in time and change things, but you can't, so live with it and move on with your life.
    Everybody wants a second chance, but not everybody deserves one.
    If I was waking up to you every morning, then I would become a morning person.
    Dreams cannot exist in the past. They live in the present, and you carry them with you tomorrow.
    To those who judge me on who I talk to, the people I like, the things I waste my time on, my opinions, my apparence, my mistakes. SCREW YOU.
    Don't just make it in this world, make this world yours.
    I want to kiss you as soon as you wake up, right before you go to sleep and as many times as I can in between 24/7-365 #THEPOWERCOUPLE
    I said I'm over you. But every time my phone vibrates, my heart still wishes it's a text from you.
    Life moves by fast. If you don't stop and enjoy it once in a while, you could miss it.
    When someone's words & actions are not lining up..go with their actions, every time. Actions say what words won't.
    It's not called giving up, it's called doing what's best for you, moving on.
    When a girl tells you her problems, it doesn't mean she's complaining to you, it means she trusts you.
    Can we just cuddle under the stars and talk about life?
    #IHaveAWeakSpotFor a long thoughtful text message.
    #WhatMostWomenWant: Someone they can trust.
    You deserve someone who jumps fences to be with you..not someone who's ON the fence about being with you.
    People criticize the mistakes of others, and in the next moment they are doing the exact same thing they have critized others for.
    Beauty gets attention, but personality is what captures the heart.
    If you can't accept someone's past, then you can't accept them. Because their past is what makes them into the person they are now.
    I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not.
    No one is going to love you for who you are if you don't love yourself.
    Always aim high, and strive to get there.
    Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, but still wants you in their life.
    #RememberHowWe used to talk to each other every day, now we don't even speak. What happened...
    You never know what you've got until it's gone.
    That feeling when you're missing someone so much, and you don't even know if they're missing you.
    I won't give my heart to anyone but if you're brave enough, you can try to steal it.
    Over-thinking ruins you. Ruins the situation, twists things around, makes you worry & just makes everything much worse than it actually is.
    It's never too late to become what you want to become.
    Just move on, you'll be better off in the long run.
    You can't expect to find the right answers if you're asking the wrong questions.
    Be the person that people enjoy being around, not the one that brings people down.
    I hate it when you can't stop thinking about that one person...and deep down inside, you doubt they are actually thinking about you.
    The best conversations are those late night conversations, where neither of you want to go to bed, you just want to talk to each other.
    If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
    Your reality is what you make of it.
    If they have lied to you once, then they will lie to you again.
    No matter how bad someone treats you, never drop down to their level, just know that you're better and walk away.
    Jealously is just a sign that you really love the person.
    Life is all about making choices that you can live with. Love is all about making choices you can't live without.
    Just like you would cut unhealthy foods out of your diet, you need to cut unhealthy ppl out of your LIFE.
    #iCantTakeUSerious if you can't back up your argument with facts. Don't spread rumors and lies.
    The only things worse than a mistake is not learning from it.
    Face you fears, don't run from them.
    Do what makes you happy, be with those who make you smile, and laugh as much as you breathe.
    The only thing that doesn't get easier with experience is saying goodbye.
    The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether to wait or give up.
    Never be too proud to apologize, especially when you know you're wrong.
    Sometimes we expect more from others because we'd be willing to do that much for them.
    Make no mistake about it, life is one continuous battle, and your brain is your most important ally. #brainsoverbullies
    Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you.
    The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you when you weren't very lovable.
    Loving you is a battle I won't surrender.
    Cry as hard as you want to. But always make sure: when you stop crying, you'll never cry for the same reason again.
    Don't trust their words, trust their actions, because actions will prove why words are meaningless.
    You can drive at 16, go to war at 18, drink at 21 . So who can say what age you have to be to find your true love?
    If you can't say it to their face, then don't say it behind their back.
    Loving yourself comes first above everything else.
    Your dreams will never come true if you continue to give up.
    I want things to go back to the way they were, but I know it'll never be the same.
    I miss our conversations, and spending time together.
    Never get too attached to anyone because attachments leads to expectations and expectations leads to disappointments.
    #IAlwaysThinkAbout the way things were between us.
    When you catch them looking at you.
    #15ThingsGirlsHate: Being told to "relax".
    There's only a handful of people whose opinions I really care about and you're not one of them. #sorryhater
    Music can give you hope when you think there is none.
    Telling someone you're fine, but deep inside, you're really not.
    Listening to sad songs when you're already sad only to end up feeling worse.
    I can fake a smile, but I can't fake the true feelings behind it.
    Sometimes You'd expect more from others just because you're willing do to anything for them.
    I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people.
    If they truly miss you, they'll do something about it. If not, then at least you know.
    Why spend the time to make someone cry, when it means the world to you to see them smile.
    Starting tonight, I need to forget what's gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what's coming next.
    It seems like people always want the truth, but never want to be honest.
    Sometimes you haver to act like you don't care, even when you do.
    Forget about all the reasons why it won't work and just believe in the one reason why it will. #staystrong
    When you find the right person who makes you happy, don't let them go.
    That feeling when you're in a bad mood for no apparent reason.
    When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping, I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
    Let go of all the hate. Life is too short to spend your time filled with hate.
    Don't let people get you down, keep your head held high and show them what you're made of.
    That mini heart-attack you get when someone says, "hey, I heard something about you!"
    Don't cry over the past, it's gone. Don't stress about the future, it hasn't arrived. Live in the present and make it count.
    There's no relationship without giving up your single ways, love has no short-cuts.
    Everything happens for a reason, it's figuring out that reason that's the hard part.
    To my bestfriend: For all the times I never said the things I should have, I thank you for all the times you understood...
    I know that I'm better off without you, but it still hurts.
    Being ignored is the worst feeling ever.
    It's better to hurt someone with the truth, rather than kill them with a lie.
    When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
    It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives
    You shouldn't take things as they are, when they could be better.
    People say you don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.
    PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn't sell air.
    If the story you are telling does not involve me in some way, you can be sure that I'm not listening and I sure as hell don't care.
    There comes a time when you have to choose between turning the page and closing the book.
    Live your life with the intention of making a difference in someone else's.
    I like being alone, but I'd rather be with you.
    I should just change my voicemail greeting to: "Please hang up and text me"
    Don't hold onto something if you know it's no longer there.
    Life is not about understanding or doing it right. It's about taking what you've got and just smiling about it anyway.
    Smiling is good for the heart, Laughing is good for the soul and Loving will keep you living, laughing, & smiling.
    When you give people too many chances, they start playing with you. Don't let them.
    How can you look forward to your future, if you're still looking back to your past.
    If they believe in you, you'll believe in yourself.
    Females who don't ask for much, deserve it all. .
    Relationships last long when two people decide they will never give up on each other.
    Be with someone who brings out the best in you. It's what you deserve.
    You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure; mistakes help us to find the RIGHT person.
    The mind is everything; what you think is what you become.
    You text him, he doesn't text back. He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.
    #ItsFunnyHow people think that avoiding the problem will make it go away.
    Affirmation: I will never again chase anyone or anything that does not want to be caught.
    Sometimes people only change because of how badly they've been hurt.
    She never even knew she had a choice and that's what happens when the only voice she hears is telling her she can't. ~ Keith Urban
    It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you're not.
    A relationship is not based on the length of time you spent together, it's based on the foundation you built together.
    The feeling when you're with that special person, and you wish you could just freeze time and stay in the moment forever.
    It's never easy missing someone, and knowing you can't do anything about it.
    People can only take advantage of you if you let them.
    My graduation speech: "I would like to thank the Internet...especially Google and Wikipedia!"
    I need someone that won't give up on me.
    Nothing hurts more than being disappointed by the single person that you thought would never hurt you.
    Sexy is a woman who knows herself, loves herself, accepts herself..just the way she is.
    Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will NEVER go back to how they use to be.
    Your choices, your actions, your life. Live it the way you want, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
    Sometimes it's better to risk everything than to hold onto anything.
    If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
    It may be difficult right now, but in the end, we'll find a way.
    Waiting for someone can never be easy, but don't make it harder by not knowing what you are waiting for.
    You shouldn't go back to your ex. It's like reading the same book over and over again, and expecting a different ending.
    No one has ever traveled the road of success without crossing the streets of failure. #staystrong
    Cuddle with me or die. xoxoxo
    Relationships are like mirrors. Who you choose to date is a direct reflection of how you feel about yourself.
    Sometimes silence hurts more than words ever will.
    If I would get paid for being lazy, I'd be a billionaire.
    Trust is the easiest thing to lose, and the hardest thing to get back.
    You can always tell if someone likes you by the way they text you.
    Don't waste your time crying over someone who doesn't even deserve to see you smile.
    ThatFeelingWhen the person you miss randomly texts you.
    Don't settle for second best, you deserve the best.
    It hurts when something ends, but it hurts even more if you cling to it, knowing that it's not there anymore.
    To keep a relationship, you must keep your business to yourself and your partner, The whole world doesn't need to know your problems.
    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all. Together we stand, divided we fall. ~ Pink Floyd
    Behind every intelligent woman are all the L I E S she heard that made her smarter.
    Dear Twitter, sometimes I need more than 140 characters to describe what's on my mind.
    Friends knock on the door, best friends walk in and go straight to the fridge.
    When you avoid looking at someone because you know they're looking at you.
    Look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if you're truly happy. If you can't say yes right away, then it's time for change.
    ?It is time to listen to your heart.? ?Grandmother Willow (Pocahontas II)
    "Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'." - The Shawshank Redemption
    "I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?" - Meet the Parents
    Texting the same person all day and night and never getting bored because you like them that much.
    Sometimes, it's the ones you care about the most that hurt you the most.
    Always be proud of who you are, that's the one thing that nobody can take away from you.
    Life is too short to spend it with people who don't make you happy.
    God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers. #staystrong
    Your relationship shouldn't even feel like a relationship...it should feel like a close friendship.
    A true friend accepts who you are, but also helps you become who you should.
    Sometimes I don't wanna talk, sometimes I get angry for no reason but those are the times that I need a boy so he can just hold me.
    Hearing a song and feeling like you can relate to every single word of it.
    Everything in your life is a reflection of a choice you have made. If you want a different result, make different choices.
    That feeling when you miss someone, but can't do anything about it.
    The worst part about distance, is that you don't know whether they will miss you or forget you.
    Lying doesn't hide the truth, it just makes it unavailable at the moment.
    The song she's listening to can tell you more about her feelings than anything.
    Most people believe that holding on is what makes you stronger, but sometimes it's letting go.
    I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you give me in one minute.
    Don't mistake my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are.
    You should never hesitate to smile, you never who's day can brighten up just from seeing you happy.
    Never compare your ex to your next.
    Some say suicide is the most cowardly act a person can commit. What?s cowardly is treating someone so badly that they want to commit suicide
    Words don't just mean you love her but the things you do for her really does.
    No matter what, you will never understand someones pain, until you're the one feeling it.
    Don't let someone stop you from pursuing your dream, ever.
    A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
    Don't let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don't belong with...Always take steps forward, not back.
    Life is going to have many different chapters for us. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
    Handle your present with confidence.
    Sometimes when you're alone, you start over thinking things, and creating problems that aren't even there.
    I never regret an ex.. because at one point they were everything I wanted
    When it comes to relationships, remaining faithful isn't an option, it's a priority.
    I want a relationship where we can act like idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share music, and never get tired of each other.
    If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it.
    The foundation of a healthy relationship: Trust and communication.
    People don't plan to fail, they fail to plan.
    #RememberWhenWe would stay up all night talking? I miss those times.
    People will hate you, rate you, and try to break you. But how you stand up is what makes you.
    Appreciate every day that you're alive, because somewhere in the world others are struggling to survive.
    You didn't see the tears I cried, you didn't see how much I tried. So I guess I'll just let you be, even if that means being without me.
    No matter what the circumstances are, never regret the moments you spend with someone who makes you truly happy.
    I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't want to be there.
    Don't let go of someone who makes you a better person.
    Let's flip a coin. Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine.
    Those text messages that make you sit there smiling at your phone forever.
    If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it; if we desire peace, it must be known that we're ready for War. ~George Washington
    #ToMyFutureKids: Always follow your dreams no matter what people say. The only thing stopping you from achieving your dream is yourself.
    I hate it when you say something that kills me inside, and I have to act like it doesn't bother me.
    I waited too long for you, and now I'm gone.
    Always be there for the people who matter the most to you.
    Bad decisions aren't always bad, sometimes they become great stories.
    If it happens once, it's a mistake. If it happens twice, it's a choice.
    Go ahead and push me away and then wonder why I'm not there when you change your mind.
    Rejection doesn't mean you're not good enough, it just means the other person doesn't realize what you have to offer.
    Real eyes realize real lies.
    twitter.com/Notebook Duplicates:

    Everything happens for a reason.
    You have to realize that people change. Sometimes they end up having nothing to say to each other. Even best friends grow apart.
    Sometimes someone comes into your life for a reason.
    I go to your page because I miss you, then regret it because of what I see.
    Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
    Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.
    Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.
    Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
    Your relationship with God is more important than anything because you know for sure that's a relationship that will last forever
    He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored of you. He left you. He broke you.
    There's a big difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
    Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
    If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them, otherwise, be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.
    Everything happens for a reason.
    You know they are the one when they accept your past, support your present and encourage your future.
    Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.
    You know they are the one when they accept your past, support your present and encourage your future.
    When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long , no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.
    Before you talk, listen. Before you react, think. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try.
    Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
    Life has many different chapters for us. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
    I go to your page because I miss you, then regret it because of what I see.
    If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
    Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you.
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
    We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.
    Your relationship with God is more important than anything because you know for sure that's a relationship that will last forever
    Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
    Sometimes God takes away everything you thought you wanted to bring you everything you ever dreamed of.
    Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.
    God doesn't give the things we want, but the things we need. God doesn't give the people we want, but the people we need. Have faith!
    He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored of you. He left you. He broke you.
    If you don't do stupid things while you're young, you'll have nothing to smile about when you're old.
    Sometimes you have to do something you've never done, in order to get something you've never had.
    Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.
    There are people who try to make you happy, and then there are people who make you happy without trying.
    Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
    You have to realize that people change. Sometimes they end up having nothing to say to each other. Even best friends grow apart.
    It takes two people to make it work, not one.
    There are people who try to make you happy, and then there are people who make you happy without trying.
    Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.
    Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.
    Never lie to someone who trusts you, and never trust someone who lies to you.
    We don't lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are.
    I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes... but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
    Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
    If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them, otherwise, be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else.
    I hate it when I'm being lied straight to my face when I know every bit of the truth.
    Sometimes you have to do something you've never done, in order to get something you've never had.
    I don't want this moment to pass us by.
    I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes... but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
    Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
    Nobody deserves to be treated like an option.
    Life has many different chapters for us. One bad chapter doesn't mean it's the end of the book.
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
    God doesn't give the things we want, but the things we need. God doesn't give the people we want, but the people we need. Have faith!
    Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status.
    Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you.
    It takes two people to make it work, not one.
    Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
    Don't lower your standards for any friendship, job, relationship, or opportunity. If it's not on your level..#Pass!
    Sometimes people don't notice the things we do for them until we stop doing them.
    Sometimes you have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they will notice. If they don't, you will know where you stand.
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
    The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.
    There's a big difference between who we love, who we settle for, and who we're meant for.
    "Success" depends on the second letter.
    I don't want this moment to pass us by.
    Sometimes you have to distance yourself from people. If they care, they will notice. If they don't, you will know where you stand.
    If I treated you the way you treat me, I promise you wouldn't stick around the way I do.
    Emotions and feelings make everything so complicated.
    Being stuck in the past is like walking forward with your back facing the front. You'll always miss out on what's in front of you.
    Sometimes someone comes into your life for a reason.
    If I treated you the way you treat me, I promise you wouldn't stick around the way I do.
    Sometimes God takes away everything you thought you wanted to bring you everything you ever dreamed of.
    I'm not a perfect person, I make a lot of mistakes... but still, I love those people who stay with me after knowing how I really am.
    Don't lower your standards for any friendship, job, relationship, or opportunity. If it's not on your level..#Pass!
    Nobody deserves to be treated like an option.
    When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long , no distance is too far, and no one can ever tear them apart.
    "Success" depends on the second letter.
    Emotions and feelings make everything so complicated.
    I hate it when I'm being lied straight to my face when I know every bit of the truth.
    Being stuck in the past is like walking forward with your back facing the front. You'll always miss out on what's in front of you.
    I've got a few more examples sitting on my hard-drive, does anyone want to see them?

    Oh, and any requests? I'm feeling generous! :D
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    No-ones interested? Ah well, I'll just dump 2 more originals. I would upload these as text documents somewhere, but I can't post links or anything yet...

    twitter.com/FITNESS (1.3m followers)
    A fast food meal wont kill younow. But how many times are u going 2 tell yourself that? EAT CLEAN
    1min jumping jacks+1min pushups+ 1min squats+1min plank+1min rest= 5 minutes Next excuse?
    Make physical activity fun for your kids that way later on u dont have 2 pressure them 2 exercise.
    Invest in your health or every other investment isnt worth ur time. HEALTH 2 enjoy ur wealth.
    Coffee is gr8 & can increase metabolism but dont load it with sugar and fattening creamerew!
    Keep a jump rope in your locker at work and bust it out during your break. 5 mins a day is doable!
    If squats were easy they'd be called sluts. <3
    Trying not to drink alcohol? U can still go out w. ur friends, go 2 a club & dance off some calories.
    Pack snacks u dont have 2 keep cold like raw almonds, apples & trail mix.
    Try sauting veggies in broth rather than butter or oil.
    Rise and dine. NEVER skip breakfast.
    Instead of being bored on the elliptical, get on some roller blades & do cardio in the fresh air.
    RUNNERS, if u like 2 listen 2 music while you run make sure u r still paying attention 2 ur surroundings.
    Keep those glutes strong so u can run or climb stairs w.o added pressure on ur knees.
    Do ur upper body exercises while standing up or balancing on 1 foot to activate ur core.
    Make sure your running shoes give ur toes wiggle room 2 prevent pressure and blisters.
    Go for a run & add stairs & forward jumping burpees to really kick it up.
    Skincare Tips: Cleanse your face twice daily Moisturize your face after cleansing Exfoliate 3 times/week Minimize stress Sleep 8 hrs/night
    Like to garden? Start a fruit & veggie garden with your neighbors to grow and share quality food.
    The food scene is rockin but make sure u r choosing HEALTHY options. EAT CLEAN not preservatives.
    Find the style of swimsuit that YOU feel the best in & rock that bod this summer.
    Your shoes are your foundation & support. Pick a style that works for you & keep them up 2 date.
    Summer is almost here & doing a million sit ups isn?t going to cut it. Clean up your diet, work your whole body & get strong.
    You are what you eat. So don?t be fast, cheap, easy or fake.
    Take it off of the back burner and make it a priority. You'll never get ahead putting things off.
    You may want to put it off until tomorrow, but we only have so many of those. Do it today, get it done or you may never.
    The only thing that limits you is yourself.
    Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
    Stop running away from your problems because that only increases the distance from the solution. Make it right today, tomorrow is too late.
    Success isn't something given, it's something earned. So go out there, work hard, and make your dreams come true!
    Embrace technology and social media, but don't let it consume you and suck the life out of you. Maintain your existence in real life.
    Don't spend your entire day, face buried in phone, and ignore the real world. You'll miss out on beautiful moments you can't get back.
    Men AND women can be affected by Breast Cancer! Don't forget to get checked !!! #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth Run a race or donate!
    A lot of people don't understand why they don't get results if they work hard in the gym, the answer is right in front of you: on a plate!
    How much would it suck to work hard in the gym 5 days/week & never see results? Now THAT is disappointment. Buy into everything, diet+work.
    These messages are NOT to discourage anyone from the gym, it's meant to encourage you to get your diet on track so you can get results!
    If you are making mistakes with your meals, DO NOT waste your time at the gym. No matter how hard you work, a bad diet will F it all up.
    Consider this: Start looking at food as fuel for your body, forget about the taste. Give your body what it needs, not what your brain wants.
    You're better than you think. Commit to awesome things. You'll get awesome results. Nobody can stop you... ...except YOU.
    Basic weight loss tips: ? drink more water ? adjust your portion sizes ? lower your sugar intake ? limit carbs to 1x per day ? no fast food!
    If you're not risking anything to get what you want, what there is to gain probably ain't that special.
    A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
    The minute you think you're entitled to something, the less you're obligating yourself to work for it.
    Torch some serious calories dancing your ass off. #coachella
    Shake: 1 cup frozen berries, 3 chunks mango, 1 banana, 1 tbsp maca, 2 tbsp flaxseed, 1.5 scoop protein powder, 1/2 cup water.
    "Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands." -Legally Blonde
    Nothing was ever successful that was build on a foundation of negativity. #NeverComplain #NoExcuses
    Don't bitch about the problem, offer a solution and move on to the next!
    Never lie or cheat to get what you want. Earn it the right way and it will be yours to keep, nobody can take that away from you.
    I know I want it more than the next guy, that's why I get it. I'm motivated, I'm dedicated. I'm willing to do what it takes.
    If you're not the best at what you do, what's the point in doing it?
    #YouGainPointsIf you eat healthy and exercises regularly. There's nothing sexier than a fit person.
    The #secret method to a nice butt funny.gg/turn-your-butt?
    Sometimes I get thrown off track by temptation to eat unhealthy or skip a workout, but I want it! I will make healthy choices & get results.
    #MentionAnAddiction seeing results and wanting MORE!
    If you want the help, great, if not, you're welcome to stick around for all the free information, no need for negativity :)
    We'll soon be partnering with great companies to offer you these products and services to maximize your efforts and get RESULTS!
    We offer free advice, information, and more; we breath this stuff! If we provide any extension to information, like products, it's to help!
    If we were to start offering products & services, what most would you be interested in buying? Meal plans, workout guides, or supplements?
    Your quality of life is gauged by the decisions you make, the risks you take, and the amount of accountability your'e wiling to accept.
    I hate to see people wasting their life and going through the motions. Get out of your routine, out of your comfort zone. Life is short.
    If you're not willing to fail, you don't deserve to win.
    Mix lime juice & boiled milk use this solution to wash your face. This is an effective treatment for pimples.
    Apply banana with milk on your face and neck. This is a great and easy home remedy to get fair, smooth, and glowing skin naturally.
    If your diet is wack, your results will be wack! Eat right before you even waste any time in the gym!
    Good morning, go kick today's ass!
    Sorry wrong link... use this one! 6 foods that burn the most fat funny.gg/top-fat-burnin?
    DIY skin scrub: Blend a cup of oats, then add plain yogurt to make a soft paste. Massage on your skin for 2 minutes, then rinse.
    Within 3 minutes of getting out of the shower, moisturize your legs to avoid dryness throughout the day.
    R-T if this is your favorite account for awesome information about health, fitness, nutrition, and motivation to better yourself!
    The server company told me the site will be fixed soon hopefully within 2 hours and ill repost the link! Sorry fitness peeps!
    Sorry we're having some site issues on the link I posted, you guys love your fitness information too much you're crashing the server!
    Most people need seven to eight hours a night. Allowing adequate time for sleep will improve bags and tired eyes.
    Because of their high antioxidant content, red wine and green tea help combat free radicals and protect your skin from premature aging.
    For satin skin, mix 1 cup of sugar with 1/2 cup of olive oil & scrub from neck to toe in a circular motion. Soak for 5 minutes then rinse.
    Every little bit counts. "Its just one snack" adds up to 7 a week, 30 a month. Don't lie to yourself.
    Work hard and guarantee results! Don't leave it up to luck!
    Sore or sorry. Pick one!
    To remove bacteria from your kitchen sponge, make sure it's WET and place it in your microwave for 30 seconds!
    Freeze grapes to chill wine without watering down.
    Potatoes are a great source of vitamin C, believe it or not. And baked potatoes have over 400% daily value of vitamin A.
    Fiber helps you feel full longer, so you don't snack as often, & been shown to lower cholesterol levels and the risk of heart disease.
    R-T if you cant wait to eat healthy and work out hard tomorrow!
    "The difference between who you ARE and who you WANT TO BE is the work you put in."
    Green Tea is overflowing with good-for-you flavonoids. So fill a big thermos with green tea in the morning, and sip it all day.
    Glowing Skin = 1Tbsp walnut powder, honey + lemon juice. Massage your face with this until it drys. Then wash your face with cold water.
    I'm addicted to healthy food. I'm addicted to sweat. I'm addicted to results. #fitness
    2 simple steps to a healthier day: eat breakfast! Something healthy & easy to prepare. Get moving! Stretch/exercise ~10min to start your day
    Chocolate milk is better for you than anything after a workout! Perfect balance of electrolytes, potassium, carbs, protein & fat 4 recovery.
    "A one hour workout is 4% of your day. No excuses!"
    A Starbucks grande coffee has 320 milligrams of caffeine, over four times the amount of caffeine in a Red Bull.
    You can eat over 2 cups of watermelon (yum!) and you won't even break 100 calories! Eat away!
    No matter what it is your order at a restaurant, get all dressings, sauces, and gravy on the side. Use it for flavor, don't smother it!
    Myth: stretch before cardio. There's nothing wrong with touching your toes before you run, but it does very little for your body.
    Foods that contain these words are usually GOOD: broiled, steamed, blackened, baked, roasted, light, fresh, grilled, sauteed.
    Chopping vegetables into larger pieces helps maintain nutrients better than finely chopping. Less surface area comes in contact w air/water.
    Tomatoes are high in Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Calcium and Potassium. They also contain lycopene which reduces risk of heart disease & cancer.
    When you're done eating, you should feel better -- not stuffed, bloated, or tired. If you are, you ate too much!
    Don't skip breakfast. If you're low on time, a 250-calorie snack is all it takes to boost your metabolism in the morning. #StartRight
    Don't do anything today that will undo all of the hard work you did yesterday.
    Treat your body right, it's the only one you'll ever have.
    At a restaurant the best side choice is by far steamed vegetables. Most everything else is packed with high sodium and calories.
    Low calorie snack ideas: light microwave popcorn, fresh fruit, 1 cup unsweetened cereal, 1/2 cup frozen yogurt.
    You can either throw in the towel or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.
    Skip the fruit juice and eat fresh fruit. This avoids sweeteners and sugars sometimes added. Plus, fresh fruit is a great source of fiber.
    Studies show eating fast food not only is unhealthy physically, but mentally can cause depression, making weight gain worse! #EatHealthy
    Having trouble falling to sleep? Try one of these foods close to bed time: warm milk, whole wheat products, vegetables, or bananas,
    List 3. Food/drink to have once a week: red meat, white starches, desserts, alcohol.
    "I'm not on a diet, I'm eating healthy."
    We aren't in kindergarten anymore, but even as an adult, a little daytime sleep never hurt anyone. If you're tired, nap.
    "If you eat what you've always eaten, you'll weigh what you've always weighed!"
    Feeling stressed or fatigued? Take a break or nap. Studies say letting your mind & body rest increases productivity. Also: you'll stay sane.
    A banana is a great source of low fiber/high glycemic carbohydrates that you need for exercise. #fuel
    "You've been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn't got you anywhere. Try approving of yourself and see what happens"
    Mayonnaise is filled with fat, so is butter, & cream cheese! Try replacing them with healthy alternatives or eliminating them all together.
    There's no "Y" in running, so there should be no "why" in running. No questions asked, just run!
    Cook your own food at home more; go out to eat less. Simple enough, saves tons of money and helps avoid calories/sodium/preservatives.
    Pitfall #3 preventing you from losing weight: Expecting perfection. Don't stop eating your fave food, just limit yourself. Results = reward.
    COOKING TIP: if you overcook your food, especially greens, you destroy vital nutrients. Cook 'em, don't kill 'em.
    Fatty acids are great for helping your skin stay healthy and glow. Wild salmon, cod fish, flaxseeds & almonds are great examples.
    Replace carbs with veggies, they're lower in calories so you can eat more and still meet your daily calorie target without being hungry.
    Run like you stole something!
    Nuts, seeds, sweet potatoes, brown rice, whole-wheat bread can be a good source of complex carbs before weigh lifting.
    Nuts are great sources of good oils and proteins. Raw is best! Eat them plain, add them to a salad, or get creative.
    don't wonder and don't wander, figure out what your goal is and accomplish that shit.
    if what you do is easy, you're doing the wrong thing.
    people that are content annoy me. stop being average, stop being content. strive to be better, push to be more.
    List 1. Foods to eat EVERY day: dark and/or leafy greens, nuts, carrots, green tea, whole grains, fruit.
    Learn to deal with hunger. It will not cause immediate death. Learn to control all of your desires & you'll gain more control over you life.
    Adults 18 and older need 30 minutes of physical activity on five or more days a week to be healthy; children and teens need 60 minutes.
    Skim milk has all of the vitamins & minerals that whole milk has, but without the fat. Once you acquire the taste, you'll never go back!
    Yellow fruits/vegetables are loaded w/antioxidants & vitamin C. Studies suggest they also help your heart, vision, digestion & immune system
    "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." Keep this in mind when you diet and exercise.
    "I'm not where I want to be yet, but I damn sure know where I'm going!"
    Physically inactive people are twice as likely to develop coronary heart disease as regularly active people.
    Sitting 6+ hours a day makes you 40% more at risk to die early than will someone sitting 3 hours a day. Sit less, stand more! Keep moving!
    Recovery is just as important as training. When you lift weights, you're actually tearing down muscle fibers. Recuperate b4 next workout.
    Your stomach is not a garbage can, so why would you put garbage into it?
    Keep warm! Cold weather or body temperature makes us crave richer foods, that of which are higher in calories. Be aware!
    Ready for this one?! Broccoli contains TWICE the vitamin C of an orange! Also 2x MORE calcium as whole milk, & it's better absorbed too!
    Use honey, it's a natural sweetener that has certain beneficial antioxidant & antimicrobial properties that are not present in sugar.
    Never cook with butter. What oil is healthiest? Extra virgin olive oil! It contains monounsaturated fat and helps keep cholesterol down!
    Fact: there's 1,440 minutes in a day and you only need 20 of them for an effective workout! That's less than 1.5% of your day!
    Pro Tip: If you boil your veggies, lots of the nutrients are drained and absorbed in the water! Save this & make a soup or broth!
    GET FIT: Eat cleanly, get your body moving, drink lots of water. (Side affects may include happiness, radiance, and amazing health)
    It's no coincidence that 4 out of 6 letters in "health" make the word "heal."
    The top 3 most important things in looking younger, as you get older? You guessed 'em! Sleep, exercise, and proper nutrition.
    4-5g of fiber in apples are not also filling, it also helps you get rid of some fat and calories you intake from other foods.
    Remember when you're working out... If it doesn't challenge you, it doesn't change you! #BloodSweatTears
    Miss the gym today? Utilize things around you. Use canned foods for squat weights, use stairs for incline. Make it happen! No excuses!
    Tired of drinking orange juice every morning? Try mixing it up with something that has twice the natural antioxidants; grape juice.
    If you feel like you constantly need a push to eat healthy or workout, the BEST thing 2 do is enter the buddy system. Get fit with a friend!
    Fruit & Vegetable grocery list: broccoli, mushrooms, figs, grapes, & kiwi.
    Increasing activity and exercise level will increase calorie allowance. That means you'll be able to eat more calories & still lose weight!
    I'm not telling you it's going to be easy; I'm telling you that it's going to be worth it.
    My favorite omelet: 2 egg whites, pinto beans, chopped asparagus, white onion, tomato, and avocado. Try it, you're welcome in advance!
    Everyone wants this to be true, and it is: sex helps relieve stress. It induces an all-body deep relaxation, perfect for stress/headaches.
    Never ever cut out carbs. Don't believe the fad diets, your body needs carbs to function. Just be smart & learn what a "good carb" is.
    Grain grocery list: quinoa, soba noodles, brown rice, barley, steel cut oats.
    A healthy poop schedule improves your body's functionality. If you're having bathroom problems, drink more water & add a fiber supplement.
    Adding ice to a drink makes your body work harder because it has to heat it up in your stomach, which increases your metabolism.
    Eat more green vegetables. Then a few more.
    If you wake up with determination, you go to bed with satisfaction!
    List 2. Foods to eat 3 times a week: yogurt, cauliflower, broccoli, sweet potato, avocado, oily fish, tofu.
    "If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough."
    #ImEasilyAnnoyedBy people who make excuses If YOU haven't got results, it's because of YOU.
    Why fiber? It makes you feel full and helps your body keep a healthy waste cycle so you can get rid of all the processed & digested food.
    "Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it."
    Tempted? Instead of doughnuts ... choose a whole grain cereal with low-fat milk or grab a light yogurt with a piece of fruit.
    Protein grocery list: chicken, turkey, trout, buffalo, navy beans.
    Weight loss and being fit is approximately 80% nutrition and diet decisions. Eating healthy starts now. Eat good, but portion correctly!
    You can actually burn more calories eating celery than you take in from it. It also helps lower blood pressure!
    Breakfast scramble/omelet! Add tomatoes, pinto beans, spinach, broccoli, or asparagus... or all of them! #yum #startright
    Adding whole grains, nuts, eggs, low-fat dairy and lean meat to your breakfast plate can help you start the day with a good shot of protein.
    It's better cardio to walk for 2 minutes, sprint for 1 minute, then a brisk pace for 1 minute. Mix it up, keep your heart guessing.
    Strive for progress, not perfection.
    Burn some fat with food! Grapefruit, watermelon, eggs, fish, celery, Greek yogurt, berries, cucumbers, coffee, green tea. #EatSmart
    Your body needs #protein to build and maintain muscles, organs, connective tissues, skin, bones, teeth and blood.
    Why water? It purifies your blood stream and also cleans your blood cells and tissues. Stay hydrated, go H2O!
    Freezing your food can remove up to 30% of the nutrients! Eat fresh!
    For most healthy adults, 200 to 300 milligrams (mg) of caffeine per day is perfectly acceptable. This equates to 2-4 cups!
    Quick breakfast tip: Subway 6in egg & cheese on 9grain wheat. 395 calories, 12g fat, 53g carbs, 7g fiber, 19g protein! #eatfresh
    Roast ANY veggie: Wash, dry, put in large ziplock w/olive oil, shake, put on baking sheet, kosher salt + pepper, bake for ~15m on 400!
    Just because you don't have work/school today doesn't mean you stop eating healthy! This is your life! Work hard EVERY DAY for a better you.
    #MentionSomeoneCuteAndBeautiful ME! I kick ass in the gym and eat healthy, so I've earned the right to say that!
    Metabolism Myth: "thin people have faster metabolisms." -- WRONG! The less you weigh, the slower your metabolism is. #StopMakingExcuses
    Tone up and do cardio at the same time! Add 3-5 lbs weights and do a fast paced walk for 10-15 minutes. Two birds with one stone!
    "Eat for the body that you WANT, not the body that you HAVE."
    Portion size tip: eating too much is horrible! Example: pasta serving size is 1/2 cup, total. Most restaurants serve 4x that much per plate!
    "I may not be there yet, but I am closer than I was yesterday."
    "Wow, I really regret that workout" - No one, ever.
    Weighing yourself too much can cause stress and lower your self-worth. THEN this could cause you to eat for comfort! Yikes!
    There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
    Despite popular belief, running does not damage joints. In fact, more running keeps you active & prevents Osteoarthritis (common arthritis.)
    Ditch bland food & avoid over-seasoning, try these healthy (& flavorful) additions to your next meal: garlic, onions, scallions, & shallots.
    Fitness or vitamin water? They're mostly just lower calorie sports drinks with some electrolytes. For a quicker workout, they're suitable.
    Stressed? Reach for a handful of almonds. They're bursting with vitamin E, an antioxidant that bolsters the immune system.
    Pitfall #2 preventing you from losing weight: "I'm fat" -- "My metabolism sucks." -- BOO HOO! Stop crying! Think thin, now act on it!
    You won't get far if you only workout the days you feel good.
    #DontEvenThinkAbout eating fast food! Treat your body right so you can look the way you desire to look!
    Most "diets" don't work. Just EAT HEALTHY! One change at a time. Switch burgers for sandwiches, sugary cereals for oatmeal, etc. #YouCanDoIt
    Say no to soda! It contains chemicals that make you feel dehydrated and is high in sugar & high fructose, which causes excessive weigh gain!
    "If you're on the treadmill next to me... the answer is YES, we are racing."
    Arizona Iced Tea anyone? I hope not! A 23.5 can of Strawberry Kiwi is 353 calories & 82g sugar! #DrinkWaterInstead
    Making good decisions leads to good results, the same with bad decisions. Sometimes we slip up, just take more steps forward than backward!
    Dairy grocery list: Greek yogurt, almond milk, low-fat goat milk, 1% milk, low-fat cottage cheese.
    Avoid anything in a bag, box, or can. The fresher it is, the better it does your body. #eathealthy
    The consensus is that it?s better, safer, and more effective to stretch after you have warmed up your muscles. Stretch AFTER your workout!
    Multigrain bread isn't healthier for you, don't be fooled. It's made of several grains, that's all. 100% whole grain is the good stuff.
    Different vegetable colors actually mean something. Each color represents a different set of nutrients. #MixItUp
    "Embrace and love your body, take care of it. It's the most amazing thing you'll ever own."
    More sweat now, less jiggle later.
    Don't compare your results to someone else's. You can never be another person, you can only be a better version of yourself.
    Don't reward yourself with food, you're not a dog! Reward yourself with a healthy mind and a healthy body.
    Before a workout: stay hydrated, drink lots of water. After a workout, more water & lots of protein! Protein helps your body repair itself.
    Spinach is like muscle fuel. It helps your body repair muscles by 120%. Eat as much as you can or want to, even 2 lbs a day is safe!
    PB protein shake: 6oz milk, 1 banana, 2tbsp peanut butter, 1 scoop vanilla protein powder. 209 calories, 8g fat, 7g carbs, 30g protein.
    You don't get it by drooling, wishing, staring, or hoping. You don't get it easy. You get it by working your ass off every single day.
    Keeping a food journal decreases the likelihood that you'll eat unhealthy. It's like you're judging yourself as you log your meals! Do it!
    Stop snacking on unhealthy foods! "What you eat in private, you wear in public!"
    3 ways to make sure you get your daily veggie intake: taste the rainbow, try different colors of veggies. Keep the crunch, raw! Mix it up!
    Reduce, don't eliminate certain foods! If your favorite foods are high in fat, salt, or sugar, the key is moderating how often & how much.
    TGIF? More like TGIS... Thank God I'm Sore! #GoodWorkouts
    Cherries are one of the very low calorie fruits; yet are rich source of nutrients, vitamins and minerals.
    Boost your metabolism by drinking green tea! The brew contains a plant compound called ECGC which promotes fat burning.
    Difficult exercises are good for you, so resist the temptation to avoid them. Nobody ever got great results by being a sissy.
    If you eat fish (which you should!) then make sure it's wild caught and not farm raised.
    No pain, no gain. If it's not challenging you, it's not making a difference!
    Treat yourself to your favorite food today, just use moderation. Eat 1 serving. For example, label on chips shows 14 chips = 1 serving.
    Don't skip a meal! It leads to out-of-control hunger 4 the next meal, resulting in over-eating! Also puts you at risk of ditching nutrition!
    Pro tip: If you hard boil eggs & accidentally mix them with fresh eggs, spin them. Hard boiled eggs spin fast & clean, fresh eggs wobble.
    Start by running at a normal pace, then mixing in sprinting. You'll burn more calories, build endurance, & become faster & stronger.
    A cup or two of black coffee per day isn?t a horrible thing, and can actually enhance fat burning if timed properly.
    Want to reduce acid in your body& improve digestion? Take a tbsp of apple cider vinegar before your biggest meal of the day, every day.
    Quick naps not only improve your alertness, but they also help in decision making, creativity and sensory perception.
    Sex burns about 360 calories per hour. Talk about taking "workout with a buddy" to the next level...
    Feel like you're eating too much? Drink a full glass of water 5 minutes before your next meal. You'll feel satisfied & full faster!
    Asparagus is a very low calorie vegetable. 100 g fresh spears is only 20 calories. More calories will be burnt to digest than gained! #YUM
    Don't let the name fool you! Potato chips are made from potatoes but they're deep fried, making them fat-filled. They're also super salty!
    "You can't be small if you eat it all."
    Red meat is a rich source of protein and an excellent source of iron. Red meats play an important role in a healthy diet.
    6 best stress-busting foods: pistachios, avocados, steel-cut oatmeal, salmon, spinach, and brussel sprouts! They're all delicious too!
    Limit your workouts to 30-40 minutes. There is not much added benefit by working out longer than this in a single session!
    You either suffer the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. Pick a side. #pain
    #MyFitnessGoal lose a few pounds, tone up, and build a little muscle. I wanna look and feel great.
    Think a 20 minute workout won't do anything? Well it sure the hell beats a 0 minute workout.
    "If you're tired of starting over, then stop giving up!"
    Make sure you eat 5 servings of fruits and vegetables per day. They are full of nutrients, low on calories, and make you feel full!
    R-T if you're going to make time for a productive workout today! #sweat
    You're only one workout away from a good mood! R-T if you crave a HARD workout today!
    Fact: Most "fat free" foods are high in calories! Beat label confusion, eat fresh, raw, and organic when you can! Avoid boxes/cans.
    Go crazy on vegetables if you want to improve your chances of losing weight. Treat your body like the environment... #GoGreen
    Breakfast tip: Oatmeal is good for you. It's rich in fiber, omega-3 fatty acids, folate & potassium - and that's before you add any fruit!
    Cardio not only helps you lose weight, but it also makes your heart stronger so it doesn't have to work so hard to pump blood. #LiveLonger
    Lemon water helps clean the toxins out of our bodies. When you get rid of toxic waste in your system, your skin will show it first.
    The best way to ensure that you dont eat a bunch of junk food is to make sure it?s not around. If you're serious about health, throw it out!
    Stress = higher cortisol levels, which control blood pressure & sugar levels. HIgher cortisol = sweet tooth = weight gain! Stress is BAD!
    Nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels. #fact
    Most effective cardio? Jump rope! It can burn 100 calories in less than 8 minutes! Use 5 min for a warm-up or 20 min for full cardio session
    Dear fat, I'm not a pyromaniac, but I'm gonna BURN you. I promise. Sincerely, Me.
    Eat for the body you want, not the body you have!
    Don't SPEND hundreds of dollars on memberships, products, & supplements. INVEST into hard workouts and dedication to healthy eating.
    White meat (usually breast of a bird) is packed with protein, and its a lean mean. Lose the skin and season how you like it. #healthyfood
    If you LOVE eating healthy, it makes being healthy a lot easier.
    Make sure you keep eating your favorite foods, just smaller portions. Eliminating them triggers weight gain by "rebound overeating."
    The formula is simple, you eat less = you weight less. Lower your calorie intake 10-15% and you'll slowly see great changes!
    Limit the intake of saturated fat, cholesterol, added sugars, salt, and alcohol.
    When you have one of those days when you feel a big weight on your shoulders, DO SQUATS.
    Never exercise on an empty stomach! You wouldn't drive a car with no gas! Quick pre-workout snacks: yogurt, banana, wheat toast, oatmeal.
    As in fruits, vegetables are also home for many antioxidants that; firstly, help body protect from oxidant stress, diseases and cancers.
    Studies show that 2 out of 3 breakfast cereals are over 26% sugar! Wow! Pass on cereal.
    Vegetables are naturally low in calories, but high in vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, & fiber. 5 servings per day = approx 2.5 cups. #DoIt
    Kiwis pack a lot of vitamin C, but if you add 500 mg of it to your day, you burn up to 39% more fat when you?re exercising.
    Running reduces stress AND muscle tension. Not only do you mentally feel good, physically feel good. Lace up those running shoes!
    The only person stopping you from having the body and life you want to have, is the person you see when you look in the mirror.
    What if there was a pill that could boost your mood, help weight loss, & lower disease risk? Well there's not. BUT berries do these things!
    Avocados are a good source of fiber, potassium, & vitamins C,K, folate, and B6. 1/2 an avocado has 160 cal, 15g of healthy unsaturated fat.
    Some of the healthiest foods for you, period. Avocado, rasberries, tomato, lemons & limes, onions, garlic, peanuts, spinach. Eat them!
    Don?t fear saturated fat. High quality sources like coconut oil and grass fed beef are essential for good health.
    Coffee is good for you. Be careful with sweetener, each tsp of sugar adds 50 calories. 1 tsp cream is 20. Black coffee is nearly 0 calories!
    "Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners."
    Experts have found that people who weigh themselves regularly lose more weight than those who don't. Don't obsess, just monitor.
    Any time you can, cut out sugar! There is nothing good about it.
    Use sodium sparingly! Restrict sodium to less than 2300 mg per day, any more is unhealthy.
    Need a quick snack that works any time? Have a few hard boiled eggs ready in the fridge at all times! High protein and easy on the go.
    Get at least 20 minutes of sunshine per day for optimum skin and body health. If you don't, then use a vitamin D supplement. Get outside!
    Add red cabbage to your diet this summer! Super low in calories, plus vitamins C, K and A... AND cancer-fighting compounds!
    Despite what many think, skipping carbs is not ideal for someone who is working out. They are fuel and energy you need to keep going!
    Success is the sum of small efforts repeated, day in and day out. #KeepGoing #WorkHard #BePatient #RESULTS
    Eat lots of things with lots of water like tomatoes & watermelon. They are 90-95% water & you have nothing to lose by eating lots of them!
    Sports drinks? If you're breaking a serious sweat, sports drinks help replenish electrolytes we sweat out like sodium & potassium.
    "Today I do what others won't, so tomorrow I can do what others can't."
    Be patient. Although quick weight loss may sound desirable, slow, gradual weight loss (1-2 pounds a week) tends to be longer-lasting!
    The larger the dish, the smaller food will look on it. Studies show people with larger plates serve more food! Sneaky way to gain weight!
    Getting 6 hours of sleep per night helps your body boost immunity & recover from illness. Sleep also helps the brain with learning & memory!
    The following things are bad for your skin and can lead to acne; high amounts of caffeine, sugar, processed foods, greasy foods.
    One Snickers bar contains 280 calories, 14g fat, 5g saturated fat, 30g sugar, AND trans fat. Are you sure you wanna do that?
    Weights: forget the rule of "slowly down and explode up" - going slow in both directions maximizes muscle use & is way more effective!
    "Your body can do anything. You just have to convince your brain!"
    Unless it is the primary focus of your training, do cardio after, not before, you lift weights.
    Be consistent. If you're short on time, doing something is better than nothing, just don't skip. #consistency
    "Nobody said it'd be easy, they just promised it'd be worth it."
    Drink half your bodyweight in ounces of water per day. This gives you the best results with the least effort.
    Drink plenty of water or 0 calorie drinks! Hate plain water? Try infusing with lemon juice or another citrus to add flavor but no calories!
    Quick breakfast tip: Jamba Juice fresh banana oatmeal with fruit. Only 330 calories, 4g fat, 71g cars, 8g fiber, 10g protein! #yum
    List 4... and I'm sorry, things you should NEVER eat or drink! Soda, processed foods, canned soups, "diet" anything. Tough it out! #Healthy
    Laughter decreases stress hormones like cortisol & increases endorphins -- the feel-good chemicals in your body! #LaughItUp
    Always feel tired? 1) Start taking iron & vitamin D supplements 2) Get 15 min more sun each day 3) Stay hydrated, drink more water.
    ?Water is the only drink for a wise man.?
    Ideally you should consume less than 10% of calories as saturated fat, 300 mg of cholesterol, & as little trans-fatty acids as possible.
    Do you eat while on computer or watching TV? Studies show you're probably distracted, therefore overeating. Focus and enjoy food = eat less.
    You are so much stronger than you think.
    If these #results don't motivate you, nothing will.
    Foods that contain these words are usually BAD: fried, battered, buttery, creamy, crispy, cheesy, thick, breaded, smothered, glazed.
    Eating things like eggs, chicken, and vegetables can become bland if you let it. Mix up the way you prepare and cook to stay on track!
    Rotate your food choices. Don?t eat the exact same thing day after day. This is when eating healthy gets BORING and causes cheating!
    Yogurt contains live culture in it to help the body fight bacteria... it also helps battle yeast infections!
    When at all possible, keep the skin on vegetables. A high % of the most healthy vitamins and minerals are just under the skin!
    R-T if you're gonna eat healthy and have a kickass workout or 3 this weekend!
    "Emotional eating" can wreck your progress! Think hard before you make decisions when stressed, tired, bored, or upset!
    The best time to exercise is in the morning. Do it before your brain figures out what you're doing. =P
    Carbohydrates are a source of energy, can help your brain be more "awake." Focus on good carbs like whole wheat, brown rice, bran, & oats.
    RUNNING = losing weight, gaining confidence.
    Colorful veggies are loaded with vitamin C, which is essential to preventing collagen breakdown & cellulite. #KeepItSmooth
    "When you exercise, wear all black. It will be like a funeral for your fat."
    Need a small snack and craving something salty? Small fries from Sonic are only 200 calories and 1.5g saturated fat. Use wisely.
    Great protein sources: eggs, beef, chicken, beans, lentils, salmon, tuna, and yogurt. When you can, go organic & fresh, not frozen.
    Great sources of protein for a snack: beef jerky, hard boiled eggs, cottage cheese & fruit, tuna.
    Running: it's a top calorie-burning exercise, no expensive equipment required, it lifts your mood, alone time, & it lengthens your lifespan.
    Next time you're about to eat, ask yourself and make sure you're really hungry. Don't let feelings get the best of you.
    Form is key! If you are doing a workout or motion incorrectly, you can lose up to 35% of that workout's value, wow! Ask people for help!!
    Avoid gluten and make this whole health thing a lot easier. #SayNoToGluten
    #MyFitnessGoal is to eat right and exercise. I'm concerned with my looks, but my health is the most important thing.
    Every meal, snack, and food choice you make moves you closer to, or further away from, your weight loss goal.
    Weird things will happen in your life, it's all for a reason. Embrace that shit.
    Never skips meals! Balance your calorie intake through the day, this way your body doesn't attempt to store fat until it's next meal.
    There's no such thing as a stupid question, unless it's "should I run today?"
    "More is always better" -- when it comes to exercise this is not true. 30 minutes, 5 days per week is sufficient for great health!
    Fish is an excellent source of protein and low in fat. Salmon & mackerel have higher amounts of Omega 3 which is also great for you!
    Eat until you're satisfied, not until you're stuffed. #eatsmart #eathealthy #portionsize
    Tuna is high in lean protein, vitamins, and minerals. Also, it's a great source of omega-3 fatty acids that help lower cholesterol.
    Insufficient sleep raises the levels of ghrelin, the hormone that tells you to eat. Sleep more = eat less = lose weight faster. #SleepMore
    Use apple cider vinegar with meals to improve digestion. Take a spoonful once per day after your largest meal. #NowYouKnow
    Running rule: Unless you puke, faint, or die... keep going! #KillCalories #LoseWeight
    Don't do the same workout over and over. Your body only changes when you force it to, and it's remarkably quick to adapt to new stimuli.
    Don't be mislead to thinking you eat healthy. Phrases like "whole grain", "low fat", "sugar free" are all meant to mislead you.
    Exercise not only improves your body, it's also proven to increase your mental function. Another reason to eat healthy and work hard!
    Be careful what you eat! Example: Starbucks Cinnamon Chip Scone contains 480 calories?70 calories more than the McDonald's Quarter Pounder!
    Eat oranges! Studies show that not only is it a source of high levels of vitamin C, but it also reduces and normalizes blood pressure!
    Lentils are rich in resistant starch, a carb that encourages fat burning and shrinks fat cells. Mix them in your diet!
    Allowing yourself to eat special treats like chocolate or chips is FINE. The most important thing is limiting frequency & quantity!
    For those asking about sweetening tea, heres the short answer: unsweetened is best, its an acquired taste, though. BUT if you must sweeten
    Quick tips: keep a food journal, Drink 6 cups of water per day. Eat more greens. Measure everything. Take your time eating. Exercise!
    #StopSnacking? No thanks, I can snack all I want because I don't eat junk, I make healthy choices.
    An ideal workout plan consists of 2-3 days high intensity weights and exercises and 2-3 days of high intensity cardio.
    "No one ever drowned it sweat... but I'll continue to try." #workhard #run
    Snack on unhealthy foods away from home. Make it a special treat, but don't allow yourself the convenience of having them at home.
    Health guru Jack LaLanne says "If man made it don?t eat it.? -- So if it comes in a bag or a box, skip it if at all possible!
    Skipping a meal puts your body in panic mode. Your body doesn't know when to expect food next, so it stores fat just in case! So eat!
    "Limitations only exist if you let them."
    Avocados, raspberries, lemons & limes, tomatoes, broccoli, spinach, salmon, garlic, & onions are among the healthiest foods on the PLANET!
    "The difference between who you are and who you want to be, is what you do." #WhatAreYouDoing ?!?!
    Eat more fiber! A healthy "poop schedule" will increase your overall wellness... and your lifespan!
    Oranges are low in calories, contain no saturated fats or cholesterol, but is rich in pectin, which helps people with excess body weight.
    If it comes out of a vending machine, don't count on any health or nutritional value. #JUNK
    Adding cinnamon to your diet increases your metabolism twentyfold & all you have to ingest is 1/4 to 1 tsp per day! (sprinkle it on coffee!)
    Reduce grains in your diet by spreading peanut butter on celery rather than bread. Celery is also high in natural sodium & potassium.
    A bottle of wine is approximately 547 calories... or the equivalent of 5 miles! So yeah, start running.
    "Sweat like a pig to look like a fox."
    Even the slightest amount of dehydration, whether working out or resting, resulted in a bad mood. Start your day with water!
    Don't buy too many things at the grocery store, try to shop 2 times per week. This ensures maximum freshness!
    Get a workout in this morning and you'll be happier and energetic all day! #NaturalHigh
    Pitfall #1 preventing you from losing weight: DENIAL! Don't lie to yourself about who you are, be accountable & force the changes you need.
    Looking to make the treadmill effective? Two rules: never run flat, always with an incline. Always do intervals, keep mixing up your speed!
    Strong is the new skinny!
    Don't be tricked by "light olive oil". It has nothing to do with calories, its a reference to a "lighter color and less potent taste" #wow
    Cardio reduces stress and helps you sleep better. Why am I not running right now again?
    37% of adults report they are not physically active, don't be part of this group! #EatHealthy #StayFit
    An ideal post-workout meal has about 400 calories, w/20-30g of protein & 50-65g of carbs. PB&J sandwich or pasta with meat sauce = perfect.
    SKIN CARE TIP: get at least 20 minutes of sun per day for a healthy dose of vitamin D. For extended periods, use sunscreen, SPF15 or higher.
    Organizing your take-out menus does NOT count as exercise. Get off your butt and do something about yourself!
    Need more run #motivation? Hot girl in front of you, creepy guy behind you.
    Coconut water is packed with simple sugar, electrolytes, and minerals to replenish hydration levels in the body. #TheGoodStuff
    Eat raw foods as much as possible! No meats of course... you know what we mean!
    (DO)n't qu(IT).
    Eating slower not only allows you to enjoy your food and recognize the different textures & flavors, it improves digestion & overall health.
    Dinner idea: chicken breast seasoned w black pepper, garlic salt, & bread crumbs. Squash & broccoli, light olive oil. Bake 415 ~35min.
    For MORE motivation don't forget to follow on Instagram !! Name: FLTNESS
    Eating fast makes you eat more! If you eat slowly, you give your body time 2 digest, so you know'll start getting full before you grab 2nds!
    Experiencing dry skin? Drink more water! It's all all purpose liquid cure for many bodily dysfunctions.
    I may not be the strongest or the fastest, but I'll be damned if I'm not trying my hardest!
    I'd rather be sore than full of regret. Don't miss a workout!
    Stay active & practice a healthy diet.
    Avocado = healthy fats. Eat half of one as a snack!
    Determination and strong will can outlast any obstacle.
    You won't pass out, you won't die. You can always do one more rep, you can always go one more minute. #PushYourself
    Whole grains, lean meats, low-fat dairy products, green tea are a few fat-burning foods that eat away calories as you consume them!
    If you're not sore the day after you workout, you're doing it wrong!
    No breaks on the weekend! Your body is still working hard to keep you healthy, don't let it down by eating bad food or skipping a workout.
    Let the "you can't" people be your motivation.
    People will put you down, but keep your head up. Let their disbelief fuel you to success.
    If you text or tweet at the gym, you're not serious. Leave the funny business at home and go to WORK.
    Work hard, don't expect great results to come easy.
    A great workout routine will get you 1 step ahead, but a bad diet will put you 2 steps back!
    Hard work and dedication.
    Appreciate the things and the people around you.
    Make sure it's difficult so you know it's worth it.
    You define your own success, just make sure you're happy with the path you take.
    People who regularly help others are significantly happier and less likely to become depressed as they get older.
    Forgetting is key to a healthy mind: Letting go of memories supports a sound state of mind.
    #ARelationshipLastsLongerWhen both people stay in shape and remain attracted to one another!
    #WaysToMakeMeMad eat horrible and the complain about not being able to lose weight
    Whatever it is you choose to do with your life, master it and be a badass. Own it.
    Going to college doesn't make you smart, it will teach you to memorize things from books. Real knowledge comes from experience.
    Our memories aren't that reliable. What we remember is usually altered by our emotions and other thoughts at that time.
    Positive events, such as graduating, getting married and a new job often lead to depression.
    Saying "pineapple" to someone as their about to sneeze can cause them to "forget" about sneezing.
    "The only real elegance is in the mind; if you?ve got that, the rest really comes from it." ? Diana Vreeland
    Soothe irritated/red skin: Combine  cup full-fat yogurt with 2 tablespoons oatmeal. Mix for one minute, apply to face, leave on for 5.
    Be yourself.
    People who drink coffee are less likely to commit suicide than those who do not.
    Each cigarette smokes takes 5 to 11 minutes off of the smoker's life span.
    Singing helps reduce feelings of depression and anxiety, increases oxygen to your lungs and helps better posture.
    Use Salt to make eggs or cream whip up faster and higher. Add a pinch of salt before beating.
    Go beyond the basics. A basic insurance policy (car, home, health) may not promise to entirely replace your losses.
    As a parent, never give an order, request, or command without being able to enforce it at the time.
    Whoever said that money can?t buy happiness, simply didn?t know where to shop.
    No matter how much negativity gets thrown your way, lift your head up and approach it with a positive attitude, take it as an experience.
    If you judge a book by it's cover, you might miss out on an amazing story.
    Sometimes, you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been to stand back up taller than you ever were.
    #ThingsYouShouldntDo eat fast food and expect to lose weight
    For oily skin, try a mask that soothes. Take one ripe banana and blend with 1 tbsp honey and 1 tbsp lemon juice. Leave on 15 mins, rinse.
    When applying nail polish, don't shake the bottle, as this will create air bubbles. Roll the bottle around in-between your hands.
    Dry shampoo is your hair's secret weapon. The solution for dirty or oily hair, dry shampoo acts as an absorbent, much like powder.
    If you worry about what other people think of you, then you will have more confidence in their opinion than you have in your own.
    The last thing we want is to remain as we are. We should always be changing and growing.
    Challenges are gifts, opportunities to learn.
    "Exercise gives you endorphins .Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands." -Legally Blonde
    Be ready when your opportunity comes, because you might only get one shot to prove yourself.
    If your not gonna give it all you've got then don't give it anything at all.
    If success came easy, there wouldn't be as much value to it.
    Trying means giving it your all, no matter the outcome. Never give up and eventually you'll succeed.
    Don't let your mind focus on flaws. Find acceptance when you look in the mirror. You are #beautiful just as YOU.
    Replace your toothbrush every three to four months. Bristles that become frayed & worn with use will be less effective at cleaning #teeth.
    The average kitchen chopping board has about 200% more bacteria on it than the average toilet seat!
    Your only put on this earth for a limited time, make the most of that time and die a superstar.
    Hard work is what separates a talented individual from a successful one.
    To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
    If you aren't ready to risk the usual you will have to settle for the ordinary.
    Never give up on something you really want. it's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
    You can have anything you want if you are willing to give up the belief that you can't have it.
    Saliva helps rinse away bacteria that contributes to bad breath. Drink #water to help keep your mouth hydrated.
    When purchasing toys for your children, try to purchase items that are washable. That way you can rid them of #germs regularly. #Hygiene
    When cooking, use paper towels to wipe up juices from raw meat, poultry, or fish. NOT your kitchen sponge!
    33% of your zinc can be lost after just a few days of intense stress. Zinc deficiencies can lead to behavioral disturbances like depression.
    Genetics play a big role in whether you develop cellulite. Use a moisturizer to hydrate & swell the #skin, to make it a little less obvious.
    "Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live." -- Jim Rohn
    Nothing worth having comes easy.
    You don't need a new year to make a health change. Get a month ahead of the game, start today! #december
    You can't go wrong buying the classic brands in styles that will never go "out". A trench, pearls or a black designer bag are always "in!"
    Select clothing that is appropriate for your age and the event you are attending.
    Clumps of makeup are not an attractive look for female. In fact, recent polls taken by men find that the less makeups, the better.
    Some natural home remedies for acne include dabbing on non-gel toothpaste to dry out zits or lemon juice.
    Don't ever squeeze pores! Squeezing can cause trauma to the surrounding tissue. You will end up with the same enlarged pores and a red mark.
    After cleansing with an antibacterial cleanser or soap (without drying salicylic acids), moisturize with a light oil-free lotion.
    Get baked-on foods off pots and pans with a dryer sheet. Just place one in a pot, fill with water and let sit overnight.
    Fight mold and mildew on tile and shower curtains with a paste of 1/2 lemon juice and 1/2 baking powder. Spread on, let dry, then rinse.
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    It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali
    Hey everyone, we're now over 1,000,000 followers STRONG! Congratulations if you're one of them that share the same healthy set of goals!
    Avoid these three skin destroyers: Smoking, tanning salons and sunbathing.
    For double skin protection, apply a cream containing vitamin C to your face over your sunblock. It prevent skin damage, and wrinkles.
    Stop with one glass of wine or one alcoholic drink. Overdoing it enlarges the blood vessels near the surface of your facial skin.
    When cleaning, never mix different products together. They main contain certain chemicals that, if combined, can become toxic. #tip
    Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be gone tomorrow.
    Start Monday? Start on New Year's? ... why not just start now?!!!!!
    Research shows that a diet high in fats and carbohydrates causes more wrinkles.
    Antioxidants like vitamin C offer an extra layer of protection again environmental damage, diverting them before they can damage your cells.
    The best makeup tips for blotchy skin teach that less is more and this applies to foundation, lipstick, blush, eye shadow and so on.
    Keep calm & ign0re junk food: greasy, fried, too much sugar, processed. BLAH!
    What's 4 dinner tonight? If you have plans to go out to dinner make sure you check the menu first BEFORE u go & decide on a healthy option!
    Love sandwiches piled high 4 lunch? That's fine just choose wheat bread, no mayo, skim cheese, lots of veggies & avocado. Smart Sandwich..
    This week do lots of Pushups and make it a contest with your friends and family. Most improved WINS. #fitnessgames
    Eat as many raw vegetables as you can this week. It will make you A LOT fuller and be much friendlier to your waistline than chips/cookies.
    Working out releases endorphines & makes you HAPPY! If u have a rude roommate, don't get mad... just invite them to come workout with u.
    Instant gratification is what we all want. But honey, if it took years to put that weight on, it ain't gonna come off in a couple months.
    Keep your friends close, and your FIT FRIENDS closer. Don't get caught in the post-holiday slump. There are goals to be met.
    If you're looking 2 drop some pounds cut carbs at dinner Just have a vegetables and protein!! And drink lots of water & get your sleep!
    Do a super set of bicep curls and push-ups. 30 sec / 30 sec then rest for 30 seconds before repeating 3-5x!
    Make this week the week to make all your own food? No eating out at all. Plan and prepare to succeed. #tryit
    #IGotAThingFor sweat
    Get to bed early enough to get those necessary hours of sleep tonight. Make your Monday magnificent so the rest of the week follows.
    Put slivered raw almonds on your oatmeal, salads, Greek yogurt & in whole grain pancakes.
    Olive oil & garlic are my go-to! You can saut meat, fish and veggies in it and not feel any guilt! Good for u and GREAT flavor.
    To make progress u can't overwhelm yourself. Pick a new healthy habit each wk. For ex: No drinking alcohol except for 1 night on the weekend
    When things go wrong, don't go with them.
    Stop telling yourself you can't do something, then figure out what it's gonna take to get it done.
    All the negative shit that happens to you is a test; pass it and you'll be wiser and stronger than before.
    This week make it your goal to try 2 new vegetables that u don't normally eat. What ones will you try??
    Grab a friend or your significant other and it take a spin class together. These classes can be really tough so u can encourage each other.
    When you are training your calves, make sure you switch up the position of your feet. Narrow, wide, toes in & toes out for example.
    Sunday Funday leads to a messed up Monday. Keep your weekends for relaxation & spending time with loved ones. Your week will go MUCH better.
    One more day until Monday & the infamous line "I will start on Monday." How about you start....right.......NOW!
    Tilapia tacos for dinner tonight with garlic, lemon, tomatoes & cilantro. Use non-fat plain Greek yogurt as a sour cream substitute.
    Weekends can be days for over indulgence, laziness & lots of partying OR you can carpool with a friend & try out a new hiking trail. hmmm
    Let's face it, a lot of us work behind a desk, in front of a computer all day. Not an excuses for inactvity, and incentive to MOVE.
    Jam pack your oatmeal with 1tbsp of flax seeds & 1 tbsp of almond butter, cinnamon & sliced bananas.
    Love running outdoors? If you live in a city, & hit a lot of lights/cross walks start doing squats & jumping jacks 2 keep ur <3rate up!
    Red fruits and veggies get their color from lycopene which can help prevent some types of cancers.
    Portions can be SO big when eating out. Ask for a to-go box right away & put half in the box BEFORE you start eating to prevent over eating.
    Does your family want burgers 4 dinner but u don't want 2 ruin your diet? Choose a wheat bun or wrap yours in lettuce 4 a healthier version.
    It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.
    Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
    Be a leader and get your friends together to do a race for charity? Doesn't have 2 b a marathon, do a 5k or 10k. Get active for a cause!
    It's the little habits that contribute 2 the whole success. Start w. habits like a daily walk or only using oil & vinegar 4 salad dressing.
    The movies is fun but the snacks are unhealthy & ridiculously expensive. Eat a healthy meal before you go so you will not be tempted!
    Popcorn is an excellent snack & really healthy, quick and convenient (which we all love).... Without butter and salt, of course.
    Add protein powder to your whole grain pancakes and make them in bulk and freeze them for a healthier version of a classic breakfast.
    Leg day! Do 10-15 weighted squats followed by 10-15 jump squats. Rest and repeat 3-5x. Awesome super set.
    All out of #protein powder? Don't sweat it, use Greek yogurt as a substitute or even cottage cheese in your berry shake.
    Happy Friday! The weekend is no reason to slack off on your health; school & work might be giving you a break, but don't ruin your progress
    Half cup low-fat cottage cheese with flax seeds and blueberries? Boom #breakfast rich in #protein antioxidants and Omega's.
    It doesn't matter where you are, you are nowhere compared to where you can go.
    Sweating your ass off in the gym >
    Use a pedometer when you go shopping, traveling, to work or anytime. Track your 10,000 steps and go beyond! Start with 50 extra steps.
    Use fresh squeezed fruit juice to make Popsicles for yourself and the kids. Homemade is the best & healthiest way!!
    Flexibility and recovery are JUST as important as the actual workout. Don't skip the warm-up and cool down. EVER!
    Hallways are great for walking lunges. At the end of the hallway do a wall sit for 1min. How many rounds can you do? Tone that lower body.
    Bring a resistance band and jump rope with you to your kids sports practice so you can workout & watch. Do 20 bicep curls & 20 jumps 5x
    60 sec each exercise: mountain climbers, lunges, wide push-ups & burpees. Rest 2 min. 3x
    Happy Thirsty Thursday! Drink lots of water!
    Next week, make it a goal 2 pack your gym bag everyday b4 work. That way you can just change & go without going home & getting distracted.
    Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them, embrace them.
    And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.
    Make everyday an opportunity to burn EXTRA calories. Walking to a friends,cleaning, ride your bike to do errands or with the kids to school.
    There are a lot of physical activity games for electronic devices these days. Have family game night and play them with your kids.
    Play tag with your kids If you feel like you don't have time to workout as a parent. Burn calories and spend time with them! Win win!
    Raining but you still want to go for a walk? Go walk around the mall and window shop while getting your steps in.
    Like walking lunges? Have you ever done them backwards. This will encourage much more balance and core control.
    Heading out the door this morning in a rush? Please do not skip breakfast.. Have some whole wheat toast with Almond butter or a Greek yogurt
    I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. -Michael Jordan
    I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
    Success is the ability to keep losing until you win. #NeverGiveUp
    Tonight go for melatonin, chamomile tea and stretching to help you wind down and fall asleep.
    Dust the cob webs off those hand weights in the garage. Take them on your jog or walk this evening. Add some bicep curls and jabs.
    Did you carry-on a a small suitcase for your work trip? Use it for inclined and declined push-ups in your hotel room! :)
    Healthy snacks easily carried in the center console of your car: almonds, bananas, apples, protein bar & pistachios. Skip the drive thru.
    Snack on raw vegetables with hummus. They are really filling, full of fiber & tons of nutrients. Less calories with MORE benefits.
    Put almond butter on celery and add raisens on top. Call it ants on a log and feed this healthy snack to your kids...and yourself!
    It's hard to get out of bed on cold mornings for your work out? So sleep in your workout clothes of course.
    Are you the boss? Get your employees on board with being fit and healthy and give an incentive. Healthy employees = Less sick days.
    Steer away from the norm and skip fast food for lunch with your coworkers. Set a trend and bring a healthy packed lunch from home.
    Appropriate athletic shoes are a great investment. Your feet are your foundation make sure they are properly equipped.
    Associate yourself with like-minded individuals.
    Stop dreaming and start doing. Turn goals into accomplishments, turn fantasies into reality.
    Stop talking about it, be about it.
    Yes, something is better than nothing. But I definitely think u can do better than working out 2 times a week. Lets go for 3-4 this week.
    Want 2 talk & catch up with an old friend? How about walking while talking? U will b surprised how fast time goes & how far u actually walk.
    Trying to get more protein in your diet? Add black beans to a salad, Greek yogurt with morning fruit or a quick protein shake on-the-go!
    What is your unhealthy food addiction? I know it's hard 2 quit cold-turkey but how about cutting it in 1/2 this week? Try it, stick with it.
    Go big or go home; there isn't any point in giving something 70% effort.
    In order to get the things you want in life, you have to be willing to go the extra mile and do shit others are willing to do.
    Reading and listening can also be very beneficial components to leading a healthier life. U don't know everything & u can always grow more.
    Monotony is not going to get you ANY closer to your fitness goals, it will just make you bored and give up...Here is how to PREVENT that ht?
    For those of u who are beginners, start exercise & eating habits at a beginner level. That way u stick to the routine & don't get injured.
    Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see. - Martin Luther King Jr.
    What's your favorite piece of equipment at the gym?? If it's inexpensive (like a medicine ball or resistance band) buy one to keep at home!
    You can't implement every healthy habit at once. Pick 3 non negotiable habits to work towards, master those than add more :) Baby steps!
    You guys are some smart peeps, must be taking notes! :) Abs ARE made in the kitchen. We'll be launching meal plans soon, workout soon after!
    If we offered one CUSTOM service to our followers, analyzing your exact situation, would you rather it be meal plans or workout plans?
    Want to lift & firm your booty? 20 weighted squats, 20 weighted walking lunges & 20 jump squats then sprint uphill 30-50 yards :)
    If u r going 2 a party where u know there will not be healthy food options? Eat a little bit before u go that way u do not stuff your face.
    Throw the football around with your friends during game commercial breaks. Don't melt into the couch with chips & beer... The WHOLE time.
    Feel like you finally conquered your normal hiking/ running route? Throw on a weighted vest next time to REALLY kick it up & sweat.
    Set up an obstacle course in your backyard or a nearby park & time yourself & your significant other. Retime in 2 weeks, most improved wins!
    Do yourself & your friend a favor & help them move. Lend a hand while getting a workout. :)
    Play twister, hop scotch or tag with your kids or younger relatives. U will have so much fun u will 4get you're burning calories.
    When u travel 4 work & want to still workout.. bring a resistance bag in your suitcase or purse. They are light, compact & EFFECTIVE.
    Make a commitment 2 meet your friend at the gym early in the morning 2 days a week. Hold each other accountable & don't bail on each other.
    Take some celery and peanut butter with you on a hike. Peanut butter also tastes good on rice cakes & can be easily packed in a backpack. :)
    Even if u have not met your weight loss goal yet, don't be afraid 2 share your journey with others. Aim to inspire at least one person.
    Have a sweet tooth. Try some low-fat vanilla bean Greek yogurt with raw almonds, bananas & cinnamon on top. Mmmmm
    Make this stir fry in bulk 4 dinner & take it 2 work 2morrow 4 lunch: broccoli, cauliflower, Brussels sprouts & chicken sausage!
    Moisturize with a mild lotion immediately after you wash your face. This will help replenish your facial skin and maintain its barriers.
    Honey applied as some sort of mask to your face once or twice a week can prevent bacterial infection and heal minor skin color blemishes.
    Comb hair faraway from your face ? Your hair contains oil and may begin acne breakout. Wash locks daily and after exercise.
    If you wake up early to workout every morning but you wake up feeling extra sore. Don't go back to bed,take that time to stretch & foam roll
    Throw low-fat vanilla Greek yogurt, a banana & 1tbsp of peanut butter and some ice in a blender for a quick morning or afternoon smoothie.
    Relationships can make ppl feel comfortable. But why can comfort lead to gaining weight & being unhealthy? Be healthy AND happy together. h?
    No gym membership no excuse. Do tap squats in a 10 chair & then turn around for 10 inclined pushups. Do as many rounds as you can.
    If new activewear gets u up & moving then go 4 it...but just remember, money can't buy WILL POWER & DEDICATION. Focus on what's important.
    #ItKillsMeWhen people finish up a GREAT workout and then wash it down with fast food & a soda.
    Craving a late night snack of cookies... I mean cottage cheese...c'mon people cravings are only temporary, u can pull through!
    Cut up cabbage, carrots, broccoli, chicken and put into a salad with a side of sweet potatoes for dinner tonight! Get your veggie on!
    If you don't like the taste of spinach, throw it in a berry smoothie and you won't even be able to taste it. Excellent source of fiber!
    Need to get more veggies in your diet? Eat more salads and make it as colorful as possible!!! More colors = more nutrients.
    Find a steep hill in your neighborhood and conquer it!!! Try it every couple days & feel how much easier it gets!
    Take a resistance band with you on a jog. At the end of every song you're jamming' to do 20 bicep curls :)
    Get in some commercial cardio and jump rope during the commercials of your favorite shows. Sitting for too long is NOT good!
    Bullies are like sandpaper. They may scratch and hurt you a bit, but in the end, you end up polished and they end up useless.
    Quick and easy side dish: saute asparagus in olive oil with garlic & pepper. Top with sun dried tomatoes & slivered unsalted almonds.
    Time yourself for 60 seconds today and see how many squats you can do without breaking form. Wait a week, try again & beat that number!
    Try a new healthy meal every week this month. Start off with incorporating more vegetables in your diet with a soup or a stir fry! #2013
    What matters more your health or satisfying those unhealthy cravings? Take the time to ask yourself these questions, it makes a difference.
    2013 is your year. This is your time to be a badass, your time to impress, your time to make people proud, and others jealous.
    Get your kids 2 help u in the kitchen. Maybe if they help make the healthy meal they will be more inclined to eat it... vegetables included.
    What makes more sense? Talking about going to the gym & "starting tomorrow" or actually doing it. Seems obvious, but SO recurrent. MOVE!
    Start your food journal today, it is a great tool. Stop pretending you are eating extremely healthy & in the right intervals and PROVE IT!
    Try working out with a buddy this week! Someone who is a little bit more advanced than u so they can help motivate & push u to work harder!
    Start your morning off reading 1 health, fitness or motivational article a day. This journey is not easy AND education & knowledge is POWER!
    Fresh vegetables can go bad quickly. Don't waste them, add them to EVERY meal! Breakfast scramble, lunch sandwich & dinner salad!
    Not sure what 2 have 4 breakfast? Always choose a lean protein, complex carb & a piece of fruit. Ex:Cottage cheese w. wheat toast & an apple
    If u don't have a sliding board u can improvise and use a paper plate on carpet or a hand towel on wood floor or tile.
    Don't run from GOOD fats! Raw almonds, olive oil and avocado... Its necessary to help absorb the nutrients from other foods you eat!!!
    What's for dinner you ask ?? Chicken sausage on top of a spinach salad!! Protein and veggies! Mmmmm
    What new physical activities have you tried recently? None? C'mon mix it up & take spin class or salsa dancing! Get fit & have fun!!!
    Don't let life win. There will be struggles. Keep fighting and you will keep growing.
    There is no point in being around people who make you unhappy.
    Let go of the old, take hold of the new and believe that this year will be your best year yet.
    Need to take some letters to the mail box? Jog there or do walking lunges all the way to the mailbox. Every little bit counts!
    Mix quinoa with cabbage, tomatoes & cucumber for a healthy and refreshing salad. Top with 1 tbsp olive oil and fresh squeezed lemon!!
    Meet up with an old friend for a hike. Pack some snacks, bring some water & catch up while burning some serious calories.
    If you want 2 have a high calorie coffee drink, go 4 the smallest size not the giant one! Satisfy the craving without losing self control.
    Always keep a gym bag with extra clothes, shoes, headphones & a towel just in case you have spare time 2 make it 2 the gym!
    Weighted jump ropes don't seem too difficult until you switch to a regular one & feel the diff. Work those forearms :)
    Slice your whole wheat bagel halves in half. Double your quantity purchased and cut the carbs in half. Add almond butter & strawberries!
    Get your heart rate up with 10 jumping jacks & 10 squats repeated throughout your favorite workout song !
    Jump on the elliptical for 30 minutes! 3 min forward pedal 2 min backward pedal. Sweat it out & mix it up 2 confuse your muscles.
    Save your "2 glasses of wine a night" for the weekend. 1 cheat day is much better than small cheats every day. Exercise self control.
    Ways to take more steps: park farther away, take the stairs, go for a walk, walk to do near by errands, walk the kids 2 school. #10000steps
    Lunge down your drive way, hallway or during your morning walk or jog! Sculpt nice & tone legs and glutes!
    10 table top crunches, 10 reverse crunches, 10 bicycle crunches than rest. Repeat 3x for a great #ab #workout
    Keep healthy foods in the fridge or at the front of the fridge so you are more inclined to choose those foods. Make it easier on yourself.
    What's a low cal way (besides adding fruit) to add flavor to good old water??
    Merely thinking about going to the gym burns about 0 calories. You have to put thoughts into action.
    Throw some cauliflower, broccoli & Brussels sprouts in a stir fry with chicken for dinner tonight. Don't forget the low-sodium soy sauce!
    Don't be afraid to be creative with your workouts. Pick 5 exercises and do a circuit for a time efficient calorie torching time.
    Get more excited about your workouts? You can focus for 30 minutes to an hour when it's for your health... C'mon!!!
    Super busy day and you need a super breakfast? Have half of a whole-wheat bagel toasted with 1 tbsp almond butter, sliced bananas & cinnamon
    After u do some cardio switch it over & strengthen your core with floor bridges & planks. Stable enough? Try some side planks also!
    After you reach your general weight goal, stop dwelling on those last 5lbs & start monitoring body fat % or mile time improvements.
    Nothing like a cold morning with a hot cup of green tea. Add lemon to ensure maximum absorption of the antioxidants!!
    Don't skip your warm up and cool down! They exist for a reason and can help prevent injury.
    Start strong, stay strong, and finish strong by always remembering why you're doing it in the first place.
    Whatever could have been or should have been, doesn't matter. This moment is here and now for you to live.
    Change will always be apart of life so learn to embrace it.
    Sometimes when you start looking for what you think you need, you run into what you actually need.
    Only have 20 minutes to workout?? Do a circuit workout to get the most out of your time!
    Have all your meals planned for the week? Scheduled all your work out times in your planner? Thought so!!
    Get bored on one cardio machine? Me too!! Try 3 different machines for 10-15 each. Makes it go by so much faster.
    Don't do workouts you hate. What makes you think you'll stick to it? Take the time 2 find what you like.
    Bringing the whole bag of nuts to the couch can be dangerous. Healthy food can be over done too. One serving is perfect!!
    Add a tablespoon of almond butter to your post-workout protein shake. You worked out hard to start the week off right... Right ?
    Cook a few turkey burgers today to have for the week. Great for burgers on whole-wheat bun for #lunch or on top of a salad for #dinner.
    Your pup needs exercise too! Play fetch & go for a 3 mile walk with your best friend this week.
    Lunges, inclined push-ups, squats & tricep dips. Do 10 reps each than rest and repeat 3-5x. Need a bigger challenge? Do jump lunges & squats
    Bring your own healthy snacks to work. Don't dig into the community candy bowl, isn't good 4 your waistline & not good 2 share germs.
    Have a friend that knows how to swing dance? Have them teach you some new steps. Burn calories & have fun!!
    Have you improved your plank time? Try to improve by 15 seconds next time. Little by little control that core.
    Make sure that you are a smart runner? Wear the proper clothes so that cars can see you-- especially in the colder, darker winter months.
    Want to reduce stress and increase flexibly. Most should answer "yes." Try yoga 1 day a week :) bring a friend or your significant other.
    Asparagus with 1tbsp of olive oil and some slivered almonds makes for an awesome healthy side dish to bring to a party.
    Can you run more miles indoors on a treadmill or outside?
    While your food is cooking, do some inclined push-ups on the counter top. Get tank top arms before it's tank top season.
    Get a forearm workout and squeeze your own fresh citrus juice. Add it to your water for a naturally sweet twist.
    Melatonin or chamomile tea can naturally help you get the rest you need. Sleep plays a huge role in health & fitness.
    Use a jacket to keep you warm this winter, not a bunch of added body fat from the holiday treats.
    Mix some non-fat plain Greek yogurt into your homemade guacamole. It tastes GREAT & gives you some added lean protein for your muscles!
    Power pack your oatmeal with cinnamon, chia seeds & fresh berries!
    Take your dog for an extra walk everyday. Your pet will appreciate it and so will your body. Little initiatives lead to BIG results.
    Choose wisely, don't make a fitness commitment with someone who cannot commit. Choose a solid fit friend so u can bring each other forward!
    Download smart phone applications that will help you become more fit & active. Don't zone out in game land for hours. MOVE!
    Protect your eyes with Beta-carotene found orange/yellow vegetables like carrots & sweet potatoes.
    Kids have TONS of energy. Hey Mom & Dad, stay active & healthy so u can keep up with them.Don't let your weight or energy level hold u back!
    Yam are in season right now. Choose those over regular potatoes for more fiber & a complex carb that will keep you fuller longer!
    Make eating healthy easier by cutting up all your fruits & veggies before you put them away so they are easily accessible for healthy meals.
    Calves super sore from yesterday's workout? Take a foam roller to them. A little painful but so beneficial.
    Healthy fats come from things like Avocado and olive oil, not french fries and mayonnaise!
    Incorporate walking lunges with long strides during your walk or jog to REALLY get the glutes.
    What is one component you cannot workout without? Pre-workout drink? Headphones/music? Certain shoes? Your gym buddy?
    The employees at the gym are there for a reason. Ask for help using new equipment so you don't hurt yourself & can do it the RIGHT way.
    You wouldn't start the dishwasher cycle if it's empty so don't do the same with your stomach. Don't start your day without BREAKFAST!
    Need to release some stress from the holiday? Take a yoga class to clear your mind and give back to your hard working body!
    Try a new physical activity with a friend. Yoga? Dance class? Self defense class? Pick something and go for it.
    If you can cook my entire meal by the time I drive thru....um...I will just make my own food. Make healthier food choices starting NOW!
    Plan out your meals for the week in advanced so that you will not be tempted by unhealthy convenience food that offers minimal benefits.
    When you get home from the grocery store, cut up all of your produce that way you have easy access to healthy foods throughout the week.
    Seated rows are great 4 your back. Instead of sitting on the bench, try to create an unstable environment by sitting on a stability ball.
    Make your own healthy lunch for work & help your kids pack a healthy lunch for school everyday. So important to KNOW what you are eating.
    When you do mountain climbers, make sure that your shoulders stay above your hands & u use your core to control the movement of the legs.
    Sweet potatoes with spray butter & cinnamon make an amazing, healthy & low calorie dessert.
    Keep the holiday table a bit healthier with snacks like dark chocolate covered pretzels, raw almonds & fresh fruit.
    Front lunges, back lunges, walking lunges, jumping lunges, elevated lunges. Lunge for sexy legs!
    When it's cold, indoor games like twister & dancing video games are fun with the kids and to get moving!
    Instead of just sitting in your chair, do tap squats, incline push-ups and tricep dips with it :) #burncaloriesonyourbreak #officesweatsesh
    Be festive, eat red & green produce today. Apples, spinach, avocado, red/green bell peppers, broccoli & tomatoes.
    The handle on your recliner does not count as an exercise machine.
    Jump rope or go for a walk this morning that way you can burn off some calories you'll probably end up eating. Always be active.
    Green, red, white, yellow, orange, purple & blue fruits and veggies. Keep it as colorful as possible!
    10 narrow, 10 regular, 10 wide squats & then so the same with push-ups. Aim for 3 rounds of total body mania.
    Incorporate some squats and walking lunges into your hike for some lower body toning. Mix it up, start seeing REAL results!
    Everyday activities that burn calories: cleaning, washing car, walking around the mall, climbing the stairs & laughing!!!
    Hey all you last minute mall shoppers, park on the opposite side of the store u wanna shop at to get extra steps this holiday season.
    Row 300 meters, do 10 push-ups then hold a 30 second plank. Rest and repeat as many times as you can! 3-5x is your goal.
    Getting your workout in this morning before some holiday festivals begin? Thought so... #happyholidays
    Appreciate the little things in life... As in little portions. Separate small meals in 2-4hr intervals to increase metabolism.
    GET UP! Get moving.... you slept in your gym clothes for a reason right? It's cold but you'll be warm soon.
    Quick tip for the cold months when you don't want to get out of bed for your a.m. workout...... sleep in your gym clothes, DUH!
    Want to spend more time with your spouse AND get fit? Join a ballroom dancing class together or meet each other after work at spin class <3
    A great popsicle alternative is freezing a banana on a popsicle stick! Dip in dark chocolate, you've been working EXTRA hard! Great work!
    Kids have sports practice so you can't make it to the gym? Bring your jump rope or walk/jog the track if there's one. #fitmom #fitdad
    Grapes, raw almonds, an apple, a spoonful of almond butter or protein powder & water make easy and healthy grab-and-go snacks.
    Cut up all your fruits & veggies right when u get home from the store so when u get home tired from work u dont have 2 think to eat healthy!
    Perhaps u are not as fit as your partner, but that doesn't mean u can't improve more than he/she. See who wins most improved mile time!
    While everyone else is having a cheeseburger, have yours in a lettuce wrap, hold the cheese and add extra veggies!
    During the colder months we tend to eat more and move less. You do the math and change the trend!
    The risk of developing Type 2 diabetes increases as your (BMI) increases. If your BMI is over 30, you are 10x more likely to get diabetes.
    Fresh fruits like apples can be good for your teeth because they can help remove loose foods and clean the surface. #Hygiene
    People lose their #Hair if they do not get the necessary proteins, minerals & vitamins that are essential for hair growth. #Hygiene
    This month go for the 4th set. For those of you who always do 3 sets/rounds, great job-- but let's step it up a notch! Increase by 1 set!
    Think water is too plain? Add your favorite fruit to give it a naturally sweet flavor.
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    Between 1946-1953, Quaker Oats helped sponsor an experiment to feed mentally disabled children radioactive oatmeal.
    In a pinch, hand sanitizer can be used as deodorant.
    When in ?panic mode? your eyes see more frames per second, which is why you perceive everything in a sort of slow motion.
    One Alcoholic drink a day can reduce your risk of type 2 diabetes by up to 30 percent
    No engineers made it off the Titanic, they stayed and kept the power on so others could escape.
    A man renovated a three story hotel specifically to kill people. It included stairways to nowhere and a maze of over 100 windowless rooms.
    The Secret Service was created by Abraham Lincoln the day he was Assassinated
    The American Gothic painting by Grant Wood is not husband/wife, but father/daughter.
    The Mall of America is owned by Canadians.
    The flashes of color you see in your eye after you rub them are called Phosphenes.
    Tetris is so addictive because of our deep-seated psychological drive to tidy up.
    The word Ewok is never once said in the Star Wars movies.
    Scientists are working on a ?GPS? that works in space. It uses x-ray?s emitted by pulsars to get a position anywhere, accurate to 5km.
    Dr. Seuss wrote "Green Eggs and Ham" for a bet with his editor that he couldn't write a children's book using less than fifty words.
    Oreo cookies contain no dairy or eggs.
    You can kill harmful bacteria on a sponge by putting it in the microwave for two minutes.
    Humans generally have anywhere from 2-5 lbs of bacteria in their bodies
    Earwax has antimicrobial properties that reduce the viability of bacteria and fungus in the human ear.
    Bacteria linked to feces is found in nearly half of all fast food soda fountains
    White Castle was the first fast food restaurant, founded in 1921.
    McDonald's first menu items were hot dogs, not hamburgers.
    The woman who won $2.9 million by suing McDonald's over spilled hot coffee asked for only $20,000, to cover her medical bills.
    In the UK you are legally required to stop if you run over a dog, but not a cat.
    It is illegal to run out of gas on the Autobahn
    "Cardboard Box" was inducted into the National Toy Hall of Fame in 2005
    Individuals with bachelor?s degrees earn an average of 60% more than people with only a high school diploma
    The college majors with the best pay include Engineering, Economics, and Physics
    A software company buried a $1,000 prize deep in its Terms of Service to see if anyone actually read them.
    The last duel in Canada was between two men who were so terrified of dueling, one fainted and the other was seized by horror.
    A blind, bald, and near deaf man was struck by lightning and all three conditions were fixed.
    All blue eyed people can be traced back to one person who lived near the Black Sea 10,000 years ago.
    There is a skyscraper in Manhattan that doesn?t have any windows at all.
    Gmail first launched on April 1st, 2004. It was widely assumed the service was an April Fools Day joke.
    A man was castaway on an uninhabited island for 4 years and 4 months and survived.
    Picher, Oklahoma is considered the most toxic place in the United States.
    Samoa Air has become the world?s first airline to introduce a pricing policy which charges passengers by body weight.
    There was Russian novel published in 1999 which re-tells The Lord of The Rings from Sauron?s Perspective.
    Approximately 25-30% of drinkers are resistant to hangover symptoms.
    Last year we found 1,458 new species of bacteria living in the bellybutton, everyone?s bellybutton ecology is unique like a fingerprint
    The average American consumes 24 pounds of candy yearly
    Mickey Mouse is known as 'Topolino' in Italy
    Women apologize on average 5.2 times a day. Men 3.6 times
    Tsunamis can travel unnoticed in deep water as fast as 500 miles an hour and cross an entire ocean in less than a day
    Bimbala Das, an Indian woman, fell in love with and married a cobra
    7% of Americans claim they never bathe
    The difference between a nook and a cranny is that the nook is a corner and the cranny is a crack
    McDonald's is actually the world's largest toy distributor
    Foreign Accent Syndrome is when a person who has suffered a brain injury starts speaking their native language in a foreign accent
    You can only absorb 300 mg of caffeine (4 cups of coffee) at a time
    Dark-roasted coffee has less caffeine than medium roast. Roasting coffee beans burns off caffeine
    In Singapore, chewing gum, jaywalking, spitting, littering and not flushing a public toilet are all illegal
    In the Netherlands, cafes and coffee shops are the not the same thing. Both sell coffee but 'coffee shops' also sell marijuana
    Between 1848 and 1850, the population of San Francisco grew from 900 to 35,000 people thanks to the Gold Rush
    Smiling naturally lifts the muscles in the face and slows down the rate at which our facial skins age.
    If a Duracell battery leaks & ruins your device the company will replace the device if it's sent to them with the defective batteries in it
    The famous theme song to the X-Files was created by accident when the producer rested his elbow on the keyboard.
    The whoopee cushion was invented by a 14-year old Roman Emperor.
    Brown eyed people are judged to be more trustworthy than those with blue eyes.
    A Facebook poll in 2012 indicated that Beaker is the favorite Muppets character, beating Kermit, Miss Piggy and Animal.
    A Subaru production plant in Indiana produces less waste in a year than an average family of 4 does in a week.
    Crossing your fingers for luck is actually a Christian symbol for invoking protection by emulating the shape of a cross.
    The Original Ronald McDonald was fired for being overweight.
    The material Magic Erasers are made of, melamine foam, is as hard as glass and actually scrapes away stains.
    Shrimp is called an abomination 4 times more than homosexuality in the Bible, specifically in the Old Testament.
    Poor sleep in old age prevents the brain from storing memories.
    The President receives, on average, 500 death threats a month.
    There was a subspecies a human known as homo florsiensis which went extinct only 12,000 ys ago.They grew no larger than 4ft tall.
    In 1938, Time Magazine chose Adolf Hitler for man of the year.
    The restaurant ?White Castle? is Americas oldest and 1st hamburger chain.
    Dead whales in the deep ocean support mini-ecosystems very similar to the ones that inhabit hydrothermal vents.
    In the past 100 years, 80% of the biomass of fish in the world?s oceans has been lost.
    It would take about 732 quintillion packets of Kool-Aid and 91.5 quadrillion metric tons of sugar to turn the ocean into cheery Kool-Aid.
    The Titanic is the only ocean liner to ever be sunk by an iceberg.
    The Mall of America has no central heating system. All the heat is generated by people, lighting, and skylights.
    The Effiel Tower is 6.75 inches (17cm) taller in the summer than in the winter.
    Mangoes are the most consumed fruit in the world
    "Fruit" is a botanical term and "Vegetable" is a culinary term, meaning a tomato can be considered both a fruit and a vegetable
    Blue M&M's replaced tan M&M's after a nationwide vote
    There is a phenomenon among obsessive smart phone users in which they would hear phantom vibrations when there aren?t any.
    Over 70 percent of girls age 15 to 17 avoid normal daily activities, such as attending school, when they feel bad about their looks.
    A mental disorder called Cotard?s Syndrome causes sufferers to believe that they are dead and do not exist.
    Mirrors are placed near elevators as a psychological trick to make wait seem more tolerable. People like to look at themselves.
    For years, the slogan on Oklahoma license plates was ?Oklahoma is OK.?
    A Boeing 727 aircraft was stolen out of an airport in 2003. Neither the plane, nor the two men aboard were ever found.
    The only person a 5-star U.S. general will salute first (other than the president) is a Medal of Honor recipient.
    The cost of college textbooks in the US has risen faster than the cost of healthcare, house prices and inflation.
    Carrie Fisher never wore a bra in the first Star Wars movie at the request of George Lucas.
    There is a 50,000 word novel that does not use the letter ?E?.
    UPS gets 15,000 parking tickets in New York a month.
    There is a rare illness that has caused a girl to become a real life Sleeping Beauty . She sleeps for 2 weeks at a time
    In 1920′s the Hollywood-sign was lit by thousands of light bulbs & the guy who changed the burnt ones, lived in a little cabin near the sign
    A mosquito's saliva acts as an anesthetic so you usually don't notice when one bites you
    The first cough drops were developed by the Egyptians 3000 years ago and were made of honey, herbs, spcies and citrus fruits
    The nursery rhyme 'London Bridge' actually refers to the destruction of the bridge by King Olaf of Norway
    The phrase 'bring home the bacon' comes from when married couples were awarded actual bacon
    St. Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was born in Scotland, England, Wales or France, but not Ireland
    The horseshoe is the most universal good luck charm, existing in every country & age where the horse existed
    Washington D.C, the 'capital of the free world,' was built primarily by slaves.
    A ten dollar bill has an average life span of 18 months
    The 'White Ladies' of the 13th century were reformed prostitutes who became nuns.
    One special feature of the Hindu temple of Samantha in India was that it offered prostitutes to weary travelers.
    By the mid 1800s, prostitution in New York was an industry with revenues of $3 million
    The Hawaiian Trash Vortex is twice as big as Texas and reaches almost to Japan.
    Ten quintillion (that's 10 followed by eighteen zeros) insects inhabit the world at any given moment
    Despite being almost universally banned, between 12 and 27 million people are enslaved today
    Istanbul is the largest city in Turkey and the only major city in the world located on two continents
    It isn't required that all graduating medical students take the Hippocratic oath.
    Big Ben is not the clock tower in London. It's the name of the largest bell in the clock tower of the Houses of Parliament in London
    The Christian Sabbath has not always been on Sunday.
    The swastika wasn't created by Hitler. It is an ancient religious symbol of good fortune. It's been illegal in Germany since 1945
    The pelvis is not 1 large bone but it is 5 bones: the coccyx, the ilium, the chium, the pubis, and the sacrum.
    Between 1924 and 2004 only 13 people have been gored to death during the annual Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain.
    The Great Wall of China isvisible from orbit around the Earth, but not from the Moon.
    Eating carrots does not improve your eyesight but doing so helps prevent damage to your epithelial tissues.
    The Battle of Bunker Hill didn't take place at Bunker Hill, but at Breed's Hill nearby.
    Sound does not travel at the speed of sound, because the "speed of sound" does not exist.
    Saint Patrick was not born in Ireland. He was born in Britain circa 389 C.E.
    No ocean water flows into the Panama Canal
    Eggs Benedict was named after socialiate Samuel Benedict who requested bacon and poached eggs on toast to help cure his hangover
    George Forman made more money off of his grill than from his entire boxing career
    Norwegians pay half tax in November, so everyone has more money for Christmas.
    People who quit smoking are more susceptible to vivid dreams while going through withdrawal
    Tripping in your dream and waking up with a twitch happens because your brain thinks you're dying
    The three things pregnant women dream most of during their first trimester are frogs, worms, and potted plants.
    Morphine is named after "Morpheus", the Greek god of dreams
    5 minutes after waking up 50% of a dream is forgotten and 10 minutes after 90% of the dream is forgotten.
    Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream had the first recorded use of the word "swagger"
    Depression can cause you to dream up to 3-4 times more than normal
    Bohemian Rhapsody holds the record for being the most expensive single ever produced in the history of music.
    For every $1,000 In Music Sold, The Average Musician Makes $23.40
    "Dick in a Box" won an Emmy for "outstanding original music and lyrics."
    The chills you get when listening to music are caused by the release of dopamine in your body.
    Humans are the best long-distance runners on the planet, able to beat horses (and everything else) in marathon distance races.
    The state of Indiana once tried to pass a bill saying that Pi was exactly 3.2.
    A tourist from the town of Dull, Scotland visited the town of Boring, OR and proposed that two villages become sister cities.
    Everyone in Iceland pays church tax, and the payment of those unaffiliated with a church goes to the University of Iceland.
    In Ancient Rome if people wished to commit suicide,they applied to the Senate and if their petitions were approved, were given free hemlock.
    Canadians eat more donuts per capita than any other country.
    One-third of the world?s smokers are Chinese, amounting to a smoking population greater than the entire population of the United States.
    There is a real life lightsaber utilized by the Air Force, that can reach up to 5000 degrees Fahrenheit
    Harry Potter books were translated from British to American English.
    A nine year-old boy robbed a New York bank in 1981 and got away with $118.
    Men are over 4 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
    The offspring of two sets of identical twins are legally cousins but genetically siblings.
    A fictitious soft drink was created to prove the effectiveness of advertising on buses.
    While searching for Troy, Heinrich Schliemann blew up 9 levels with dynamite, including the what is believed to be the historical Troy.
    In a single day 11,747 people immigrated through Ellis Island
    Abraham Lincoln's corpse has been buried, exhumed, inspected, or reburied atleast 17 times since his death
    Eleven years after Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, there was an attempt to kidnap his corpse and hold it for ransom
    A 50 dollar bill has an average life span of 55 months
    A 100 dollar bill has an average life span of 89 months
    A five dollar bill has an average life span of 16 months
    A one dollar bill has an average life span of 21 months
    The ancient Celts were the first to ferment and distill grains into whiskey. They called it 'water of life'
    Red hair is the rarest human hair color. Only 1 to 2 percent of the population are red-heads.
    The Mariana Trench is the deepest place on the planet. It's more than a mile deeper than Mt. Everest is high
    There are 5,472 cubic miles of water, or about 6.025 quadrillion gallons, in the Great Lakes
    Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
    Sharing mascara is the most common way people pass on eye infections like pinkeye
    The skin that peels off after sunburn is called blype
    Millions of buffalo never roamed the United States. They were actually bison, a completely different animal.
    Bram Stoker name Count Dracula, his fictional vampire, after Prince Vlad IV of Walachia, the brutal tyrant.
    Delilah didn't actually cut off Samson's hair in the Bible.
    Heinz does not actually make 57 varieties
    Key West is not the westernmost Florida key.
    Leap year does not occur every 4 years. Feb 29th is added to the calendar year only when the number of the year is divisible by 4
    George Washington never wore false teeth made from wood. They were denture carved from ivory
    Chop suey was not invented in China. It originated in the United States
    Although the dead sea is devoid of fish, it is neither dead nor a sea
    It's not the distance from the Sun, but the tilt of the Earth that makes it warmer in the summertime.
    A tree is made up of 70% water
    Meteors burn up in the atmosphere, meteorites make contact with the earth and meteoroids make no contact with the Earth or its atmosphere
    Sunscreen with an SPF of 45 or higher doesn't really protect you much more than a sunscreen at 30 SPF
    If you microwave a jawbreaker, it will explode when you bite it due to the layers heating up at different rates
    In Massachusetts, anyone sitting in the front seat of a car is legally required to be at least 5 feet tall and 100 pounds.
    Most western adults can't squat with their heels flat. This is due to shortened Achilles tendons, the result of sitting too much
    Mr. Bean played Zazu in The Lion King.
    You burn 81.5 Calories an hour, sitting on your butt, playing videogames
    If you eat 25 pounds of chocolate in one sitting you can get high due to chemicals that mimic THC
    In 1986 a guard sitting in an armored truck was killed when $50,000 worth of quarters fell on him.
    Sitting more than 11 hours a fay raises premature death risk by 40%
    Americans are sitting on $30 billion worth of unredeemed gift cards.
    60% of Indian men are too small for the standard condom
    A man from Sri Lanka swallowed $670,000 worth of diamonds stored in condoms.
    Carrying a condom is sufficient evidence to be arrested for prostitution in New York.
    There is a life-sized statue of Michael Jackson cast in white chocolate in suburban Budapest, Hungary
    There is a town in Liberia called Chocolate City.
    After McDonald?s reduced the price of fries in Japan, teens would have ?Potato Parties? where they would buy upwards of 60 orders of fries.
    It would take 76 8-hour work days for the average person to read the Terms and Conditions they agree to in a year.
    Central Park?s rivers and streams are entirely artificial and can be turned on and off.
    The first ?mooning? in recorded history was 66 AD, where a Roman soldier mooned Jewish pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem
    If you have no debts and $10 in your pocket, you have more wealth than 25% of Americans.
    Sleeping on the job is acceptable in Japan. It is viewed as exhaustion from working hard.
    A Mexican drug lord had among other luxury stuff, 2 watches made from metal of the Titanic.
    If North Dakota seceded from the Union, it would be the world?s third strongest nuclear power.
    Violet Jessop survived the sinking of the Titanic, survived the sinking of it?s sister ship, and a collision on it?s third sister ship.
    A mathematician worked out a formula for perfect parallel parking
    A buttload is actually a measurement of volume. One buttload is equal to 126 gallons.
    40% of Americans think that humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
    In some cultures the way you hold your chopsticks reflects your class and sophistication.
    Mothers who would like to work full time spiked in the last five years, from 21 percent in 2007 to 37 percent.
    If you sneeze intensely enough, it is possible to fracture a leg
    The first grocery coupon was in 1895, offering $0.01 off of grape nuts cereal
    The average measurements of a Playboy Playmate are 35-23-35 with an average height and weight of 5'6", 115 pounds
    Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30% Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt
    One does not simply tell a woman to calm down
    After a flash of lightning, the sound of the thunder travels about a mile every 5 seconds
    Pinball was made illegal for 35 years in New York after 1941 due to its alleged correlation with child delinquency
    40% of bottled water is ordinary tap water, often with no additional treatment.
    There are enough explosives on earth to annihilate mankind 50,000 times over
    Temperature can affect people's appetite. A cold person is more likely to eat more food.
    The storage capacity of a human brain exceeds 4 terrabytes
    Brandy is the liquor most likely to cause the most severe hangover
    Pizza delivery man Thomas Stefanelli was shot in the leg during delivery, yet still continued to deliver 4 more pizzas before seeking help
    In 1885, the world's first skyscraper was built in Chicago.
    Your body produces enough saliva during your lifetime to fill two swimming pools.
    Gelatin is created by boiling the bones and skins of cows and pigs
    Humans can't digest the cellulose in celery which has about 6 cals. per stalk, the energy used in the effort is greater than cals. ingested
    Apollo astronauts left reflectors on the moon.Scientists on Earth can point high-powered laser beams at them & register light bouncing back
    Aged urine breaks down into ammonia, which can be used to clean anything from laundry to ship decks
    If there's a hole in a keg of gun powder you can light the trail of it and it will burn into the keg causing an explosion, like in cartoons!
    The largest item that could plausibly be sucked into a whirlpool in a body of water is a human being, not a boat.
    Viscosity is a measure of home something flows. A viscous liquid flows more slowly than a non-viscous one.
    Baby carrots are really just large carrots ground down into 2-inch sections
    When you slice an onion a chemical is released and combines with the tears in your eyes to form sulfuric acid which irritates the eyes
    You can make a hot light bulb explode by spraying it with drain cleaner. The drainer causes a thermal shock to the bulb making it blow up!
    Some plants need to eat meat to supplement the poor soil they live in.
    Daddy longlegs are actually not an insect.
    Heroin & opium are derived from the poppy so if a test is sensitive enough it can come back positive by detecting the seeds in your system
    It is possible to water-ski behind a full-size cruise ship
    Stretching before exercise has no scientifically proven benefit
    The intro guitar riff to "Sweet Child O' Mine" was originally a "warm-up" exercise used by Slash
    Damage to prefrontal cortex can make a person lose the ability to empathize and exercise morality
    The acid which makes milk sour is the same acid that makes your muscles burn when you exercise.
    The human body has fewer muscles in it than a caterpillar.
    If all 600 of our muscles pulled together in one direction, we could lift as much as 25 tons.
    The list of ingredients of a Twinkie includes beef fat
    Learn Spanish. It's a good second language and looks good on a resum
    Doritos are 30% fat, by weight.
    Crusty food on bowl? Microwave it.
    If you're trying to put on tight jeans, put the socks on first. It'll help the jeans slide
    The coffee taster for Costa coffee has his tongue insured for 10m
    Coffee doesn't taste like it smells because saliva wipes out half of the flavor
    Starbucks pays more for employee health insurance than it pays for coffee
    Neil Armstrong once sued his barber of 20 years after he sold his hair to a collector for $3,000
    Redheads require up to 20% more anesthesia to be knocked out (compared to people of other hair colors)
    According to bra-fitting experts, approximately 80% of women are wearing the wrong bra size.
    While underwear may or may not be worn under kilts, tradition holds that a ?true Scotsman? would wear nothing underneath
    The Beatles used "love" 613 times in their songs
    A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana
    As a hoax, in 1957, the BBC ran a story about how spaghetti was growing on trees in Switzerland.
    Cuddling helps people recover from physical wounds
    The official Space Jam website hasnt been changed since 1996
    The voice of actor of SpongeBob and the voice actor of PLankton's computer wife are married in real life
    If you fake laugh long enough you'll actually start to laugh really hard.
    It Italy, women celebrate New Year by wearing red underwear because it is considered lucky
    The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married in real life
    There is a 1 in 40 million chance of you having been born!
    Blind people smile despite having never seen someone smile before. it is just a natural human reaction
    It takes 25 people to start a wave at a given sporting event
    1.6 to 1.7 million people under the age of 18 will experience homelessness each year
    Connecticut has the highest ratio of shopping centers per capita
    50,000 to 60,000 US workers die from job related diseases every year
    Cooties exist. They are tiny, wingless, parasitic lice that live on warm-blooded animals
    The odds that a suicide attempt is successful is 1/25
    The first Rolls Royce, marketed in 1906, sold for about $784. Now it would be about $295,000
    Every year the earth becomes about 12 tons heavier because of meteorites landing
    A grilled cheese sandwich that reportedly had the Virgin Mary appear in the bread sold for $28,000 on eBay
    If you were ejected into space, you would explode before you suffocated because there is no air pressure.
    Foreign Accent Syndrome (FAS) is an extremely rare brain disorder that causes sufferers to speak involuntarily in a foreign accent
    A person usually swallows around 250 times during dinner.
    Egyptians were the first to wear glitter, which was composed of crushed beetle shells.
    An average of 4 to 5 fast food employees are killed every month
    Mucus protects your stomach from being eaten away by the acids needed for digestion
    The Caesar salad is not named after Julius Caesar but in fact Mexican-Italian chef Caesar Cardini who invented it in 1924
    You can ship a whole coconut through the mail kjust by putting the address and enough stamps on itl.
    You could actually be electrocuted if you were on the phone during a thunderstorm
    Alexander Fleming discovered Penicillin in a moldy Petri dish in 1928
    Powdered non-diary creamer is extremely flammable.
    A can of biscuit dough can explode if it's let sitting in a car on a hot day.
    NASA compares the nucleus of a comet -- a ball of ice and dust particles -- to a dirty snowball since it's made mostly of ice.
    If you have to yell, you already lost the argument.
    In ancient China, huge drums were placed in an underground shaft to amplify vibrations of marching armies and invading forces
    It's easy to shatter a padlock after it's been dipped in liquid nitrogen
    Humans have 5-million scent receptors, compared to a bloodhound's 300 million
    You can build a usable footbridge out of just duct tape..
    Sound is the vibration of air molecules. In space there is no air. With no air there are no air molecules thus no vibrations
    Soda, coffee and lemon juice are all considered acidic based on the pH scale.
    The shape of a martini glass originally came from the shape of a woman's breast.
    Semen has the same amount of vitamin c as an orange
    Allergic reactions to nuts can be triggered by semen from someone who recently consumed brazil nuts.
    Tuna semen is a common pasta topping in Sicily
    March 14th, a month after Valentine's, is when a lot of men (try to) celebrate "Steak and a Blowjob" day
    A college student paid his tuition by asking everyone to send him one penny. He ended up with over 2.9 million pennies and graduated.
    The child actor who plays the carefree Luke Dunphy on Modern Family is a member of high IQ society Mensa and is ready to start college.
    Dr. Seuss was kicked off the Dartmouth College magazine for drinking Gin during Prohibition.
    The most expensive single food ingredient sold was a 3.3lb white truffle, a subterranean mushroom, that sold for $330,000.
    The most expensive app ($999.99) on iTunes is ment to compare your flag football stats with real NFL player stats.
    Panda tea is the most expensive tea in the world, the tea; fertilized with panda poo, racks in at about $77,000 for one dried kilo.
    The world's most expensive dog breed is the Tibetan Mastiff and has reported to sell for 10 Million yuan or 1.6 million dollars
    The cast of ?Glee? has had more songs chart than the Beatles
    Ke$ha's ?Tik-Tok? sold more copies than ANY Beatles single
    Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix
    Residents of Churchill, Canada leave their cars unlocked to offer an escape for pedestrians who might encounter Polar Bears on Main Street.
    Scientists are working on a technology where the road can charge electric cars as they drive on it.
    Kotzen means 'puke' in German, which is why a number of citizens in Kotzen, Germany lobbied for a name change.
    In China, the coolest way to say 'I Love You' on V-tine's Day is to present your loved one with a pair of kissing fish called gouramis.
    In January 2004, 83 year old Pope John Paull II attended a break-dancing performance at Vatican City.
    In ancient Japan, warriors smeared toad grease on themselves in the belief that it would make them puncture-proof
    Olney, IL is so proud of its colony of rare albino squirrels that the police wear badges engraved with a squirrel
    At the Paco Cemetery in the Philippines, loved ones pay an annual rental fee to lay their dead to rest in chambers in the cemetary's wall
    Mexican artist Enrico Angelis Ramos paints on dead animals, such as bats.
    Caffeine is more addictive than marijuana.
    There were 2 lawsuits filled over the illegal singing of 'Happy Birthday'
    If you wake up in the middle of the night, keep one eye closed so you can still see when you turn the light back off.
    Lycanthropy is a disease in which a man thinks that he's a wolf
    Rattles were originally used by tribal officials to ward off evil spirits.
    A human mucus membrane, which is used to smell, is the size of a 1st-class postage stamp
    65% of test subjects had the urge to yawn after merely reading about yawning
    The first college t-shirt was from University of Michigan
    Apple's total sales in 2011 were $128 billion which is more than the gross domestic product of about 160 nations around the world
    Peaches, apples, nectarines, and strawberries were rated the dirtiest foods to eat
    Identical twins do not have identical fingerprints
    From 1 giant redwood or sequoia, it would be possible to build 60 average-sized houses
    When you pee, a small amount of urine enters your mouth through the saliva glands.
    The acid in your stomach is so powerful it can dissolve a razor blade in less than a week.
    Very tall buildings naturally lean toward the course of the sun.
    In a study requiring them to write out ?door? 30 times in 60 seconds, 68 percent of participants began to doubt that ?door? was a real word
    A man is forbidden to kiss a woman while she?s asleep in Logan County, Colorado.
    Caffeine makes you more open-minded to viewpoints that contradict your own.
    India is producing twice as many engineers, scientists, and IT specialists as America every year.
    A digital rectal massage can successfully cure the hiccups
    Smart phones, smart TVs, smart cars... When will they start making smart people?
    The British Army issues antimicrobial underwear that can be worn for three months at a time.
    The current flag of the USA was designed by a 17 year old for a school project. He received a B-.
    A Kansas woman sat on her boyfriends toilet seat for so long (two years) that her skin grew around it.
    The British flag has a correct way up, and that knowledgeable people can tell when it?s being flown upside down.
    Hundreds of years ago people would go to sleep early, wake up in middle of night to do various things, & then go back to bed for a 2nd sleep
    A fortune cookie company once got the lottery numbers right, resulting in 110 winners and an investigation.
    There is a mushroom that grows in the wild that tastes nearly identical to chicken/fried chicken.
    Twice a year the sun perfectly lines up with the streets of New York, creating a phenomenon known as Manhattanhenge.
    There's a perfume for book-lovers called Paper Passion that's designed to smell like books
    Despite being made of pure carbon, diamonds are inorganic.
    Chef Boyardee catered Woodrow Wilson's wedding at age 17.
    The rapping granny from The Wedding Singer turns 100 years old this year!
    Coke goes flat in aproximately 34 minutes
    Dan Harmon, creator of Community, based the series off of his real-life experiences at Glendale Community College
    Don?t make decisions when you?re angry. Don?t make promises when you?re happy
    Half of America?s teachers graduated in the bottom third of their college class
    College tuition has increased up to 3 times the rate of inflation since 1978.
    The original Karate Kid is now the same age as the actor who played Mr. Miyagi was in the movie
    The Disney Channel doesn't accept outside ads. The only commercials it airs are for its own shows and Disney products.
    There is yoga for strengthening the male genitalia
    McRibs contain an ingredient most commonly found in yoga mats
    Getting drunk off of Purell hand sanitizer is a problem in hospitals outside the US.
    Facial hair is as strong as copper wire of equal diameter.
    Having excessive body hair is linked to having higher intellect
    Outside of western cultures, drinking milk is quite uncommon, and that up to 75% of the world's population may be lactose intolerant.
    Whipped cream adds over 100 calories to your Starbucks beverage.
    If someone tells you they had a crush on you in High School, they usually still do.
    Unfrosted Pop-Tarts have MORE calories than frosted ones.
    The average ejaculate contains 5 calories.
    If you were to lick clean a smudgy iPhone 5 screen, the contents of what makes up your fingerprints would provide you with about 2 calories.
    Skipping burns more calories than running burns.
    "Zero Calories" actually means "Less than 5 Calories" on US Food Labels
    The world produces enough food to provide every person with more than 2,700 calories per day
    Americans consume a daily average of 3,830 calories per day, over 1,000 calories higher than the global average.
    One gallon (4 liters) of gasoline has about 31 million calories.
    Guinness is a light beer, with less calories than most other beers including Budweiser and Coors.
    Your brain burns 20% of your daily calories, despite only being 2% of your body mass.
    Andrew Johnson was drunk when he took the oath of office in 1865
    One year contains 31,557,600 seconds
    The highest elevation Starbucks store is on Main Street in Breckenridge, which sits at 9,600 feet
    A greeting card is touched an average of 25 times before it is bought
    Every part of the hemlock plant is deadly poisonous---the flowers, leaves, roots, stems and seeds
    Pringles cans make great spaghetti containers
    The English are the world's largest cereal consumers
    The average cow in the food industry costs $600.00
    The growth rate of some bamboo plants can reach 3 feet a day
    Bear wrestling is illegal in Oklahoma and punishment includes jail time up to 1 year and a $2,000 fine
    Texas has the lowest percentage of high school graduates
    When the Big Mac was first sold in 1968, it cost 45 cents
    Don't patronize me with your high-pitched baby voice.
    The largest-known kidney stone weighed almost 3lbs
    In 2008, a Pennsylvania lady was given a disorderly conduct ticket for swearing at a toilet
    Gambrinous is a word meaning 'being full of beer'
    A ?moment? is a medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.
    Blinking gives your brain a break.
    Sweden has the highest incidence of reported rapes in Europe and one of the highest in the world.
    From 1979-1993 NYC had upwards of 3000 non-working fire hydrants on sidewalks for the sole purpose of increasing parking violation revenue
    Danone yoghurt is marketed as Dannon in the US because it sounds more American.
    The first contestant to win ?Who Wants to be a Millionaire? used the phone a friend lifeline on his last question to tell his dad he won
    The film ?One Flew Over the Cuckoo?s Nest? was shown in Swedish theaters for 11 years straight.
    In the small Asian nation of Tajikistan, the unibrow is considered a highly attractive feature in women.
    Pineapples are not a single fruit, but a group of berries that have fused together.
    The US Supreme Court building has a basketball court on the top floor known as ?The Highest Court in the Land?.
    The driest place on Earth is in Antarctica
    90% of baby changing tables in public UK bathrooms tested positive for cocaine.
    Wearing a lab coat may make you smarter
    No American has officially died of 'old age' since 1951, when the government eliminated that classification on death certificates
    When you scuff your feet across the carpet and give someone a shock, you're actually making lightning.
    You can duct tape a car to a telephone pole to prevent it from moving.
    If it starts to rain while you're in an open convertible, you can avoid getting wet if you drive 90 mph
    Twinkle twinkle little star, I'll run you over with my car
    You can make fire by using a soda can bottom polished with chocolate. It's also possibile by using ice as a reflective lens.
    Light is always faster than sound. Light travels at 186,000 miles per second while sound travels at around 760 miles per hour.
    Pouring water on a grease fire causes fireballs.
    A 'hwacha' is an ancient Korean weapon that shoots up to 200 arrows in a single explosive release
    Alfred Nobel, the founder of the Nobel Peace Prize, invited dynamite.
    The lines on a Solo cup are measurement marks. Lowest is for liquor, middle is for wine and top for beer
    You can fix a burnt-out fuse by wrapping it in a foil gum wrapper
    Cola can be used to remove bloodstains from clothing
    Just a small handful of raisins or grapes can cause kidney failure in dogs.
    Liquid nitrogen boils at -321F causing rapid freezing to any object containing water.
    Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore were college roommates.
    In 2002, Steven Spielberg finally finished college after a 33 year hiatus. He turned in Schindler's List for his student film requirement.
    Disney originally wanted ABBA to do the music for The Lion King, but ABBA wasn't available, so they went with Elton John.
    The Pocahontas Myth by Disney is pretty much 100% false according to the Powhatan Nation
    Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single... Just let that sink in
    Walt Disney gave his housekeeper Disney stocks every year for the holidays. She died a multi-millionaire.
    If you don't want to forget anything in the morning, put it on top of your shoes the night before.
    When asked what "American Pie" meant, Don McLean replied, "It means I never have to work again."
    Service dogs are trained to know when they are on duty. When their harness is on, they know they are at work.
    If you're happy and you know it go to hell
    Aside from a Golden Globe in 2004, Leonardo DiCaprio has never won any major awards for his work
    "Percussive maintenance" is the technical term for hitting something until it works.
    I loved the Titanic. My favorite character was the iceberg
    Houston airport received many complaints about baggage wait times. They moved baggage claim further away so the walk was longer.
    Sperm is highly effective in treating wrinkles, and anti wrinkle products use similar materials to sperm because of how well it works
    The first use of the word "cheese" to encourage a smile was used on students of the Oundle School in England in 1920
    61% of spouses keep money hidden from their husband or wife
    Hypersonic means five times the speed of sound
    Popular antidepressants Zoloft, Prozac and Paxil can lower libido and prevent orgasms
    I sleep less, I'm tired. I sleep more, I'm tired. Life is impossible.
    Salt Lake City, Utah consumes the most Jell-O per capita in the US
    You had me at "I hate everyone too."
    Pepsi's "Come Alive with the Pepsi Generation" slogan translated to "Bring your ancestors back from the dead" in Chinese
    $30 million was awarded to the person who tipped off U.S. forces to the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein's sons
    Have an 'empty' bottle of Hershey's syrup? Fill it with milk and drink from it. You'll still get chocolate milk.
    Oreos are the best-selling cookies in the US
    Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands
    The first hard drive available for the Apple computer had a capacity of 5 megabytes
    White Castle was the first fast food chain
    Nice tan, what's your race? Carrot?
    New Years Day was celebrated in American on March 25th until 1752.
    On takeoff, an Apollo spacecraft develops more power than all the cars in Britain put together
    Americans currently owe about $875 billion in student loans, this is more than the total amount they owe on their credit cards.
    Sloppy medical handwriting kills more than 7,000 people every year.
    There exists a practice called Flashblooding, where drug addicts inject themselves with other addicts blood to attempt to keep a high going.
    Two-thirds of UK teenagers don?t believe in God.
    A man spent 17 years building a Lamborghini from scratch in his basement and then smashed a hole in his house to get it out.
    Caffeine can cause a sense of impending doom, especially on those prone to anxiety.
    Pencil sales increased 700% in the year following Sudoku becoming popular.
    Women in ancient Rome wore the sweat of Gladiators to improve their beauty and complexion.
    Happiness has a fragrance. Clinical experiments on body odour have proved your scent changes between when you are stressed or happy
    Education and intelligence do not make you more happy than anyone else.
    After having your basic material needs met, additional money does not have any impact on your levels of happiness.
    If you have an itch, don't scratch. Apply pressure. The reduced blood flow will stop the itching.
    Sports facilities and community centres increase a community?s overall happiness.
    Dancing increases happiness.
    Women are unhappiest in their life around the age of 37; men around the age of 42.
    Happy people generally earn more than unhappy people.
    80% of people who die in the United States die in a hospital
    Use a very small amount of cologne. If she likes it, she'll have to get closer to smell you.
    There have been approximately 100 billion deaths since the beginning of time.
    There are over 200 commonly used euphemisms for 'die' or 'death'
    In 19th century Egypt, they started using their excess of mummies as fuel for train engines.
    In Madagascar people dig up the bones of their loved ones and dance in the streets w/ them every year in a tradition called Famadihana
    Looking for new music? Search your favorite album on Amazon and see what else people bought.
    Texting while driving kills around 6,000 people in the US alone.
    Vending machines kill an average of 13 people per year by falling on their victims
    Cremations are bad for the environment as they pump dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air.
    Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid into soil each year.
    A company called Memorial Space Flights will now send your loved ones cremated remains into space for a fee.
    More people die by suicide in NYC than are murdered there.
    There is a Swedish company that will pulverize your body and bury it in a constarch urn to give you a biodegradable burial
    Diamonds are not forever. They turn from a solid directly into gas at 3,5000 degrees Celsius.
    Analytics company Flurry found that on dating sites, GUYS outnumber girls by a 2:1 ratio!
    Six million people are planning or expecting a marriage proposal today--#Valentine's Day--up from 4 million in 2012 #love
    Clevland Indians shortstop Ray Chapman was beaned by a pitch and killed in August 1920, long before batting helmets were required.
    We all learned that that there are three states of matter - solid, liquid, and gas. There is actually a fourth called plasma.
    Roommate's phone alarm going off? Call them. It'll turn it off without making you get up.
    According to the U.S. Postal Service, the five most common street names in the U.S. are Main, Maple, Second, Oak, and Park.
    Will Shortz is the only person anywhere to hold an official academic degree in enigmatology, the study of puzzles.
    The word paper comes from papyrus, a reedlike water plant frown extensively in the Nile Delta.
    Steinway pianos, still entirely handmade, have about 12,000 individual parts.
    The White House sits on eighteen acres of fenced land.
    The chance that a dollar bill contains remnants of cocaine is 80%
    In 1993, Beck's brewery paid NASA $130,000 to see if a beer could be brewed in space.
    Roman military officers spent hours before battle getting their hair done and nails painted. This was a sign of status.
    About 1.7 million workplace violence incidents occur in the U.S. every year. 18,700 of those are committed by the victim's intimate partner
    Reports say that Google will pay $1 BILLION to Apple just to remain the default iOS search engine
    The two most common surgeries are biopsies and Cesarean sections
    Originally, rather than being eaten, wedding cake was thrown at a bride as a sign of fertility.
    Oklahoma has more man-made lakes than any other state, and has over one million surface acres of water.
    60% of babies are born before breakfast
    In 1916, 55% of the cars in the world were Model T Fords.
    Cars are the most recycled consumer product today. Almost 85% of the parts are recyclable.
    It took 220 years after the pencil was invented for someone to invent the eraser
    Pope Benedict XVI announced that he's resigning from the papacy later this month. He's the first pope to resign since 1415
    Need to make a choice between two options? Flip a coin. You'll know which option to go when you realize which side you hope it lands on.
    Mr. Potato head was the first toy advertised on television in 1952
    In the US the number of people with clinical depression is 3 to 10x more common than it was for their grandparents at the same age
    If you don't want your iPhone to auto-rotate, double tap home button, scroll left and hit the circle arrow button.
    The happier you are, the more antibodies your body generates ? up to 50 percent more!
    A mere 20 minutes of exercise, three days each week will increase your happiness by 10 to 20 percent after six months.
    A 2005 U.S. survey showed ages 20-24 are sad for 3.4 days per month. Those aged between 65-74 are sad only 2.3 days per month
    Your outlook on life & what you choose to do with your life accounts for 40 percent of your happiness levels.
    Only 10 percent of your happiness comes from external circumstances.
    Your genes and family upbringing account for only half of your happiness levels.
    Haute Couture was born in the early 1800s
    The majority of Good Will Hunting was shot in Toronto not Boston. The classroom interior shots were at The University of Toronto, not MIT
    Twister is the first game in mordern day history that uses a human body as a playing piece
    Getting annoyed at someone when we listen to them eating or breathing is called Misophonia, and it?s an actual neurological disorder.
    Coffee is the most popular beverage in the world, with more than 400 billion cups consumed each year
    American school buses are yellow because you see yellow faster than any other color, 1.24 times faster than red in fact.
    A graduate student mistook 2 unproved theorems that his professor wrote on the chalkboard for a homework. He solved both within a few days
    The average person will go out on a date at least 100 times before they finally marry
    The Star Spangled Banner' was written to the tune of a drinking song.
    It takes an average of 600 grapes to make a bottle of wine
    Drinking a single glass of wine every day will add 10 lbs of body mass after a year
    While it feels like drinking alcohol makes you warmer, it actually lowers your body temperature
    The more orgasms you have, the longer you're likely to live
    The pressure in a bottle of champagne is 90 psi, which is 3 times the pressure in car tires
    There is a cloud of alcohol in outer space with enough alcohol to make 4 trillion trillion drinks
    During Prohibition activisits hired scholars to rewrite the Bible, removing all references to alcoholic beverages
    Texas state law prohibits taking more than 3 consecutive sips of beer while standing
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    People PMing me, I don't have enough posts to PM back, send me your skype if you want to talk.

    And one more dump for your troubles. This one is 1000 originals in the weed niche.

    twitter.com/stillblazingtho (830k followers)

    My eyes are impressively red right now.Weekends are cool, but I smoke just as much weed any other day.
    Spring is a good time to blame your red eyes on allergies.
    Every time I hit the blunt, it's a puff of genius.
    Blunts in rotation.
    Oh you don't smoke weed? You must be so much better than everyone else.
    The celebrities that smoke weed and don't give a shit what people think, are doing it right.
    It's all about being happy.
    You can smoke weed AND be successful.
    Getting high and talking about all the other times you got high.
    I wonder how many people still have that little scraper thing that comes in the bottom of grinders. I always lose that shit.
    Remember how fun everything was when you were a kid. Imagine if you were stoned.
    You know who your real friends are when you have no weed.
    Get high, or live trying.
    Definitely not low.
    #IntialsOfSomeoneYouCareAbout MJ
    4:20 Don't slobber on the end of the blunt, that shits gross. #StonerEthics
    Who ever rolled it, sparks it. #StonerEthics
    If you steal weed from your friends, don't expect to have friends for long.
    Saying "I'm just tired" when you're actually just really high. #WeAllDoThat
    An empty bowl needs to be filled and a full bowl needs to be emptied.
    Ever wake up feeling really hungover and wanting to puke from a night of smoking? Didn't think so.
    Oh, you don't smoke weed? You must be a person of superior moral caliber.
    Who needs addictive sleeping pills, when there's weed.
    Inhale, exhale, relax.
    Just smoking and waiting for the brownies to kick in.
    If she can roll, wife that girl.
    Everything is better when you're high.
    I smoke a blunt to take the pain out. And if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out. #Tupac
    When life hands you lemons, make lemonade and smoke a blunt.
    This blunts for Boston.
    It's just a plant, it just grows like that.
    I'm on the pursuit of happiness.
    It is beyond sad that people make fake Boston marathon donation pages to gain followers.
    Everything just tastes so good when you're stoned, I can't stop eating.
    #ImSoTiredOf people hating on weed. Smoke a joint and chill.
    Studies show smoking weed causes short term memory loss. Next they will be saying that smoking weed causes short term memory loss.
    The only time Red Bull gives me wings is when I turn the can into a bowl after I've finished drinking it.
    The problem with the world is that everyone is a few bong hits behind.
    You ever realize that high-fiving yourself is the same thing as clapping.
    When you're high, everything feels like an awesome adventure.
    One of my goals in life is to own a marijuana farm. I have high hopes.
    Stoners: Keeping eye drop companies in business since the 1960's.
    4:20 Stay elevated
    "I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it" - Jennifer Aniston
    There is no better way, to start a day, than high as fuck.
    Smoke weed, elevate your life.
    It's about time for a wake & bake
    If you smoke weed, chances are you're a chill person.
    Girls that smoke weed > Girls that smoke cigarettes.
    Life is short, get high enjoy that shit.
    You might regret what you do, but you will regret what you dont do so much more.
    Kush & OJ this morning
    Heavyweights is a fucking classic.
    Kush and coffee is such a perfect combo.
    The high life
    10 Minute Warning
    Get high, listen to music, and relax.
    Nothing better than smoking outside on a nice day.
    "I would never wish death on nobody, you know what I'm sayin' Because there ain't no coming back from that" - Biggie
    Rise & Grind a.k.a Wake & Bake
    Sometimes I smell weed and can't tell if someone is smoking near me, or if its just my clothes.
    I wish there was a mighty taco near me.
    Weed trees are the perfect place for shade.
    Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.
    Got my diploma but I never learned shit in school. -Tupac
    Sleeping stoned > sleeping drunk
    We all just need to smoke some weed and chill.
    A single act of kindness can go a long way.
    We as people need to stop this senseless violence, and treat each other with kindness and respect. We are all different, embrace it.
    Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly.
    wow #thoughtsandprayers to all the people at the #BostonMaraton
    When alcohol gives you a hangover, weed is right there to take it away.
    I get high cause fuck it, what better to do.
    #MyDailyMorningRoutine Wake up, get high, eat, repeat.
    The only "bad" thing about weed is that its illegal.
    Never steal another persons lighter.
    Smoking weed should be just as socially acceptable as drinking, if not more.
    #5WordsiHateToHear There is no more weed.
    I dont smoke weed to escape life, I smoke weed to enhance it.
    Rolling up, getting high.
    Wow Adam Scott, what a putt.
    4:20 Get high and watch the #masters
    Get high and have a good time. Fuck the rest.
    Most people that hate on weed smokers, are just jealous that someone who smokes weed everyday is more successful than them.
    My day doesn't start until I wake & bake.
    Our society is fucked. People actually think if you smoke weed you will amount to nothing. I guess they forget our president smoked weed.
    Whoever said alcohol should be legal and weed should be illegal, was clearly drunk at the time.
    If weed was legalized, the crime rate would go down. People would just want to chill.
    4:20 Stay high, stay fly
    Weed relaxes you
    No one would watch the #masters if Tiger was DQ'd. Smoke some weed and chill, it just got a lot more interesting.
    Whats everyone smoking this morning?
    One hitters are mint for when you need to blend in.
    Mary Jane is my main chick.
    I would love some chicken parm right now.
    A higher mind
    You always have to have a drink close by when you're blazing.
    Marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could.
    If you're reading this, go smoke weed. You deserve it.
    Smoke weed, and then smoke more weed.
    Marijuana: Helping people get over their problems easily since the dawn of time.
    Marijuana is not a gateway drug that leads to hard drugs. It's more of a drive thru drug that leads to cheeseburgers and milkshakes.
    ?I don?t regret the things I?ve done, I regret the things I didn?t do when I had the chance.? #StayHigh
    Imagine being a kid again
    In this great future, you can't forget your past.
    I'm not addicted to weed, but I smoke it like I am.
    The blunt is not a microphone. Hit it twice and keep it moving.
    Why do people think its ok to come to my house without weed. I'm not running a charity.
    haha #BestSongstoBakeTo is trending
    You say I look high, I say I'm high bro.
    #BestSongstoBakeTo Still Blazin
    Nothing like a good meal when you're stoned.
    Living good, smoking better.
    4:20 Stay Blazed
    ?The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.? ― Mark Twain
    In the end they'll judge you anyway, so whatever.
    Thinking about taking a nap so I can wake and bake again.
    Listening to Bob and smoking Mary.
    Your thoughts are your reality.
    Positive to yourself, but also positive to others.
    It's all about being positive.
    Gonna be blazing and watching the #Masters all day.
    I never know what to eat.
    If you break someone else's piece, you buy them a new one. #StonerEthics
    Weed should be legal. I really don't know what they are waiting for.
    Live and let live.
    MYTH: Marijuana is a gateway drug. FACT: For every 104 people who have used marijuana, there is only one regular user of cocaine or heroin.
    More people smoke weed than you think.
    ?Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.? ? George Washington
    "Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!" - Bob Marley
    #ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear Let's get high
    Wait, what were we just talking about? #StonerProblems
    "The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think." - Aristotle
    #WeCantBeInARelationshipIf you don't smoke weed. It just wouldn't work out.
    I'm just enjoying living my life, while smoking weed in the process.
    "The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively"
    Money isn't everything. Enjoy life with what you have.
    Everything is better with a bag of weed.
    No one ever pays me in weed.
    Baking out your bathroom. Classic.
    "Instead of a war on poverty, they have a war on drugs so the police can bother me." #EndTheWarOnDrugs
    Me sitting on my couch watching TV, smoking a bowl and eating chips, does not cause harm to anybody. #EndTheWarOnDrugs
    RT if you think they* should #EndTheWarOnDrugs
    You either smoke weed, or you don't.
    To the good friends we have and the good friends we've lost.
    ?The only dead bodies from marijuana are in the prisons and at the hands of the police. This is ridiculous.? - Jack Herer
    You have to listen to real music when you're high.
    Kush & OJ to start my day
    Time flys when you're blazing.
    Don't waste your time smoking shitty weed.
    What's your favorite strain?
    RT for Louisville or FAV for Michigan.
    You have to eat good after you smoke good.
    The only reason goldfish are the snack that smiles back, is because they are baked.
    Don't think of #weed as an intoxicant, think of it as an aid to wellness.
    Bacon is the marijuana of food.
    On the golf course or on a boat are probably my favorite places to smoke.
    Roll up and chill.
    Don't get high and just sit around. Do something productive.
    I'm not a stoner man. I'm a stoner, man.
    Smoking weed with the homies.
    4:20 You know the drill
    This #Knicks game is great
    Smoke weed because you want to, not because you think it will make you cool.
    Get high and chill. Don't do anything stupid.
    No one ever really quits smoking weed.
    Some people drink, some people smoke. To each their own.
    #howtokeepawomanhappy Good weed, good sex.
    It's amazing how many times I can look in my fridge hoping for a different outcome than the 10 times before.
    Life is a gift. Wake up every day and realize that.
    Just stick with weed. You don't need anything else.
    I free my mind at night.
    I usually just stay up really late and smoke weed until I fall asleep.
    Lets smoke weed about it.
    Our world is crazy man. People are so crazy and disrespectful. More people need to smoke weed.
    Smoking blunts, looking at the stars.
    RT if you know someone who needs to smoke weed and chill out.
    Get high and do cool shit
    Just do whatever makes you happy.
    There really is never a bad time to blaze.
    High and happy.
    I appreciate all the people that RT and mention me. I do read them all. Very entertaining. #1Love #stayhigh
    Keep calm, and still blaze on.
    I could eat 100 cannolis
    I could listen to music for hours when I'm stoned.
    Sometimes I'm just trying to get high
    It is cool tho, you get into your own zone and just chill.
    I'm not a big fan of smoking alone.
    Still Blazing Tho
    High, whats good with everyone today?
    Smoking, chilling, life is good.
    Don't smoke and drive, park and spark.
    You can never smoke too many joints.
    Getting high is always a good time.
    Drunks kill, stoners chill.
    Keep calm, and blaze on.
    On the kush clock it's always time to smoke.
    If Bongs could talk they would say "Smoke Me".
    Ever wake up from a night out smoking, and feel really hungover? Yea me neither.
    In marijuana we trust
    I can't stress this enough. Smoke weed, but get your shit done.
    Watching Weed Country
    Idk what kind of person could sit there and cut down perfectly good weed plants.
    But you also don't need a car to get places, but it sure does help. #10000plants
    Lets be honest, you don't need 10,000 plants tho.
    Did I really just see an ad for a show called "Pot Cops". We don't need Pot Cops.
    Can't we all just get a bong
    Weed is legal in North Korea, how are they still pissed off?
    Weed is peace
    Bud, not bombs. #peacenotwar
    We should drop joints over North Korea so they can relax and calm the fuck down.
    I always just assume eye drops work and never really take the time to check.
    4:20 Light Up
    Nothing better than smoking weed outside on a nice day.
    Playing golf when you're high af >
    Eminem just goes in so hard, especially his old shit.
    Haters are always gonna hate, don't pay any attention to them. #StayHigh
    Don't get me wrong, smoking weed all the time is great. But don't let it negatively impact your life. Still get your shit done.
    #ToMyFuturePartner I hope you're as high as I am right now.
    #YouGainPointsIf you can roll a better joint than me.
    But you gotta at least throw down. Or get the next bag.
    Marijuana is meant to be shared.
    No better way to start your day than smoking some weed and listening to music.
    Wait, weed is illegal?
    Wake up, bake up.
    Marijuana helps your mind, body and soul.
    Weed doesn't make you stupid, being stupid makes you stupid.
    Ok so now that there is bacon mouthwash, I think it's time for some bacon weed.
    Mary > Crystal
    Taking a shower high >
    I'm vaporized.
    When I'm stoned, I am completely satisfied with not moving off the couch.
    Smoke grass, and go to class.
    Marijuana clears the mind of old garbage and makes room for bigger and better thoughts and ideas.
    If you can't do anything about it, at least laugh.
    A real friend is the one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
    MaryJane is always right by my side. Through the best of times, and the worst of times.
    4:20 Roll up a cross joint for Easter.
    #MentionAnAttractiveFemaleFollower where are my stoner chick followers?
    It's just a plant.
    I smoke weed to have a higher quality of life.
    Good things come to those who are baked.
    Happy Easter
    I really hope you have all watched Planet Earth stoned.
    Smoking weed doesn't make you paranoid. Weed being illegal makes you paranoid.
    Whats the point of #HashTags if we can't smoke them.
    If you don't like the smell of weed, you won't like the smell of me.
    Weed will never kill you, but the DEA might.
    If you can't find your lighter, just go back to the last place you smoked and it's probably sitting right there.
    Marijuana will never kill you, but cotton mouth might.
    Morgan Freeman calls marijuana prohibition "Stupidest law possible" I always knew I liked that guy.
    Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.
    Getting baked right when you wake up >
    No matter how many times I smoke, I always look forward to the next time.
    Anytime is a good time to get stoned.
    If at first you don't succeed, fuck it just smoke some weed. At least if you fail again, you will have a great time doing it.
    Be what you wanna be, not what others wanna see.
    Mary Jane is the only woman that can make me smile all the time. No drama, no bullshit, just good times.
    If you were just thinking that you should smoke some weed, you're on the right track, proceed.
    #RememberWhenEverybody said they would never smoke weed. Look how that turned out.
    When weed is legalized I can't wait to see the commercials.
    Dudes: If she smokes weed, she's probably a keeper.
    Weed is the answer, I forgot the question.
    The first smoke of the day is always the best, but all the others that follow are also good.
    Much love to every single one of my followers though. You all #StayHigh.
    Join the #marijuana movement, it's a Joint effort.
    Talk is cheap, but weed isn't, so pass that shit already.
    Keeping it real, getting high. Cause life's a bitch and then you die.
    Smoking clears your mind of useless bullshit.
    Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher.
    I smoke to get high, because the world is so low.
    What's everyone smoking on?
    The cartoon "Scooby Doo" was based on a group of pot smoking teenagers. The constant hunger, hullucinations, & a hippie van.
    People change, things go wrong, shit happens, but life goes on. It's short, get high and enjoy every second of it.
    High everyone.
    4:20 Enjoy
    Everyone just needs to smoke some weed, and chill the fuck out.
    RT if you're waking & baking.
    Nugs, not drugs.
    Marijuana organizes and expands your mind.
    #LiesIveToldMyParents "My eyes are red because __________"
    #IfIWonAMillionDollars I would smoke you all up.
    Everyone needs to try a vaporizer at some point.
    That fake laugh you do when you're high and don?t understand what the fuck somebody just said to you.
    Remember The Titans.
    Warm breeze, weed smoke. Front porch chillen.
    #ILaughAtPeopleWho chain smoke cigarettes and try telling me how terrible weed is.
    Whenever you're feeling down, smoke and get high.
    When life hands you lemons, make lemonade because you probably have cotton mouth.
    Legalize, Regulate, Educate, Medicate.
    They say you live longer if you laugh a lot. So smoke some weed, laugh, and live longer.
    This joint is dedicated to whoever invented yoga pants, and more importantly the women that wear them.
    Even just brushing your teeth stoned is a great time.
    Went to sleep high, woke up stoned.
    I want some really good Mac and cheese right now. Baked Mac and cheese.
    Can't. stop. eating.......
    I still can't believe weed is legal now in 2 states. It's only a matter of time until its legal everywhere.
    Legalize DON'T penalize.
    If you're doing poorly in school, don't blame the #weed. Blame yourself.
    Sit down, smoke. Stand up, smoke. Pass out, smoke. Wake up, smoke. Faded, faded.
    Shit, even a salad tastes good when you're stoned.
    The reason food tastes so good when you're stoned. Is because weed impacts your short term memory, so every bite is like your first.
    Should marijuana be legal? RT If Yes, Keep scrolling if No.
    Keep calm, and smoke on.
    Nothing better than smoking #weed, after a long day of smoking weed.
    Please Smoke Responsibly
    If you're reading this, I wanna get stoned with you.
    You can't buy happiness? Bullshit, I buy it by the ounce.
    #threewordstoliveby Wake And Bake
    #threewordstoliveby puff, puff, pass.
    As long as the worlds turning, weed will be burning.
    Smoking every night because we smoke to our accomplishments.
    Stoned, recognize stoned.
    I put the HIGH in higher education.
    Marijuana is illegal but has never caused any deaths from usage. Cigarettes kills millions and they are legal and can be purchased anywhere.
    More people need to just smoke weed and relax.
    I think we're parked.
    "You smoke?" "Smoke what?" Boom, new friendship.
    If she smoke a lot of reefer that means she's a keeper.
    Idk why people say weed impairs your judgement. If anything it helps your judgement of right/wrong. While eliminating judgement of others.
    #WhyISmile Probably because I'm stoned all the time.
    Sitting there wondering why someone hasn't texted you back, and realizing you never finished sending the message. #thathighmoment
    Live your life to the fullest. You never know when it's going to end. #StayHigh
    Chicken Pot Pie. My 3 favorite things.
    Marijuana prohibition ruins lives, weed does not.
    As a kid I was forced to eat my greens, now I voluntarily smoke them.
    If good weed doesn't make you happy, nothing will.
    Bud so hard, mother fuckers wanna grind me. That shit dank.
    "I smoke a blunt to take the pain out, and if I wasn?t high I?d prolly try to blow my brains out." - Tupac
    I don't always pay attention in class, but when I do. It's because I'm pretending not to be stoned.
    I need a joint. Or two. Or three.
    I like seeing so many hot stoner chicks in my mentions.
    Weed is not a crutch for reality, it's more like wings.
    #IfTwitterWasARealPlace I would always have a lot of cool people to blaze with.
    You would think my eyes would be immune to turning red by now.
    You don't "Do" weed.
    People say weed makes you not care about things. I think it just makes you appreciate the more important things in life.
    RT if you're a #ProductiveStoner
    That awkward moment when you're stoned and at a food place with free samples, and they tell you that you've had enough.
    Don't worry about the things you don't have, just be happy for the things you do have. #StayHigh
    Weed makes you feel good, be happy, and have fun. So terrible isn't it?
    Weed can either make you lazy and unmotivated like some people think. Or it can motivate you and better your life. That all depends on you.
    Smoking weed does not ruin people's lives. People ruin people's lives.
    If you have to question how high you are. You should continue smoking.
    You guys probably think I just smoke #weed all day long. But that's not entirely true, because sometimes I also vape it.
    Instead of a war on poverty, they got a war on drugs so the police can bother me.
    Wake & Bake......Rise & Grind
    Y'all Gotta Chill with slobbering all over the blunt. That shit isn't cool.
    The more I smoke, the more I tweet.
    Weed just makes you feel good.
    Smoking with people you just met, and becoming best friends.
    I'm #SingleBecause Mary Jane is the only loyal woman you can trust.
    Me and Mary Jane are #bestfriends, we spend a lot of time together.
    Joints or Blunts?
    The first smoke of the day is always the best.
    You can't define every person that smokes weed the same, based on the actions of a few idiots.
    Me smoking weed does not hurt me or anybody else.
    Weed makes people think for themselves. That's why people in power hate it.
    Any day started high is a good day.
    Weed helps a lot of people. Both emotionally and physically.
    Weed makes people happy. What's so bad about that.
    #10ThingsIGetAlot "You look tired"
    Green beer, and purple weed.
    Getting high is always fun.
    Get high and just chill.
    Smoke weed, listen to music.
    Everyone should smoke weed.
    Does anyone else notice that hidden beat in music that you can only hear when you're high?
    It's better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not.
    I put my issues and my problems in my swishers.
    He got game is such a sick movie.
    Girls that look like Barbie, but smoke like Marley >>
    Colt 45 and 2 zig zags, baby that's all we need.
    This ones for my peeps that passed away.
    RETWEET if you're high right now. FAVORITE if you wish you were.
    I hate people who smoke cigarettes and criticize me for smoking weed
    I just love the taste of fresh weed.
    Perfect weather, blunt smoking on the beach.
    4:20 Sitting on the beach smoking blunts.
    #IfWeDate we are smoking a lot of weed and having a lot of sex.
    Never steal weed from another person.
    Arizona .99 ice teas > CottonMouth
    I don't really give a fuck, and my excuse is that I'm stoned.
    #TheWorldMadeSenseWhen marijuana was legal. And alcohol was illegal.
    Bong rips and bacon strips.
    800,000 followers. Much love to all of you. Especially those that RT and Mention me. #stayhigh
    Why sleep when you can smoke.
    Looks like ill be hitting both 4:20's today.
    Getting high with your friends and talking about all the other times you got high.
    The truth is marijuana users are not criminals, we are everyday people enjoying life, and causing no harm to anybody.
    If she can roll, wife that bitch.
    Smoking and jamming to Bob Marley.
    Marijuana is a gateway drug. It leads to happiness, great sex, pain relief, and increased patience with crazy bitches. And who wants that?
    When I said the company should "go green" what I meant was we should all smoke joints at work.
    Smoke some weed and be happy.
    Roll, roll, roll your joint, Twist it at the end, Spark it up and take a hit, Then pass it to a friend.
    If marijuana was legal, paranoia would not be a side effect.
    There's only one thing to do after waking up.
    #ItsUnattractiveWhen girls smoke cigarettes. If it's a joint, thats cool.
    Keep blazing, and stay amazing.
    This blunts for big. #ripbiggie
    Yeah yea fuck autocorrect.
    Straight up weed no angel dust. #RIPBIG
    #ImTiredOfHearing how bad weed is from people that have never smoked it.
    4:20 Smoke a blunt for #Biggie #RIPBIG
    I smoke skunk with my peeps all day. Spread love, it's the Brooklyn way. #RIPBIG
    Smoking blunts was a daily routine. #RIPBIG
    Relax and take notes, while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke. #RIPBIG
    All blunts today are dedicated to #Biggie #RIPBIG
    Going to bed stoned >
    "You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice" - Bob Marley
    Keep calm, and stay high.
    You know you're stoned when you can't control your laughing anymore.
    #ICouldCareLessAbout your opinion on weed. I'm still going to smoke it.
    #ICanHonestlySay I have never tried any drug besides weed. RT if you can say the same.
    Don't be mad at me when I don't want to match on a blunt when you have mids. Just get better weed.
    I see the world second, and I get high first.
    Sure it's cool to smoke #weed all the time, but you have to make sure you get everything you need to done first.
    If you smoke #weed to be cool, you're doing it for the wrong reasons.
    "Get busy living, or get busy dying"
    "Marijuana is not a drug! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck dick for marijuana?"
    If you don't smoke weed you are probably an asshole. If you respond to this tweet, you remove all doubt.
    Undercover cop cars should not be allowed. If you're gonna bust us for smoking weed, at least play fair motherfuckers.
    Those anti drug commercials are misleading. How do we know the dog is judging the kid for smoking weed and not begging for a few hits.
    If all the worlds leaders got together and smoked a bunch of weed. We would have World Peace for at least 2 hours.
    If someone asks if I smoke I simply say, "not cigarettes"
    Am I the only one that forgets that weed is illegal sometimes?
    #TheBiggestLies "I'm not high, my eyes are red because _______________"
    "I smoke a blunt to take the pain out. And if I wasn't high, I'd probably try to blow my brains out." - Tupac Shakur
    Some people just drink coffee to start their day, I prefer to get really stoned while drinking my coffee.
    #ICanHonestlySay Weed is all I need. I have no desire to try any other drugs. Gateway drug my ass.
    A person should be judged by the quality of their work, NOT the quality of their piss.
    There's only two types of people in this world. People who smoke weed and people who need to chill the fuck out.
    You can succeed AND smoke #weed.
    #TellMeWhyWouldYou want to drink and feel like shit the next day, when you could smoke weed and feel great the next day.
    Don?t let anyone tell you who you are or how to live your life. It?s your decision, you decide.
    High showers are the best showers.
    If you don't smoke weed, that's your choice. But bashing it on Facebook or Twitter just makes it look like you could really use a blunt.
    #DontTrustPeopleWho don't smoke weed. They are probably a cop or an asshole. Or both.
    I like to get really stoned and commit random acts of violence - Said no pothead ever
    I'd rather have a world of pot heads than alcoholics.
    Everyone is in a relationship, getting married or having kids. And I'm just over here like "I love weed".
    If you go into public high without eye drops in, be extremely nice to people. Show them how nice weed makes people, not the opposite.
    That stage between sleep and just laying in bed high as fuck.
    Support your local drug dealer.
    If you are questioning whether or not to pack more in the bowl... That means you need to pack more in the bowl.
    You should be kind to everyone. You don't know what they're going through.
    Nothing better than chillen with your buddies and smoking a bunch of weed.
    Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
    Weed doesn't make you stupid. Being stupid makes you stupid.
    #AutomaticTurnOns Girls that like to smoke weed and play video games.
    Want to get high for free? Tell a bunch of stoners you have never smoked weed before.
    You never quit smoking weed, you just take breaks.
    I'd like to thank Mary Jane for being the realest woman out there.
    Life sucks and then you die, so screw it all and just get high.
    #InitialsOfSomeoneYouCareAbout M.J. Mary Jane.
    Don't hate on stoners. Live your life and don't judge others. You probably do things we don't like too. Remember that.
    #AutomaticTurnOns A girl that just wants to smoke weed and chill.
    RETWEET For Blunts. FAVORITE For Joints
    #AutomaticTurnOns A girl that smokes weed and knows how to roll.
    #Its2013YouCanStop thinking that marijuana kills people.
    Get high if you're feeling low.
    #ItMakesMeHappyWhen I think I smoked all my weed, but realize my grinder is still full.
    It should be illegal not to smoke weed.
    #OperationMakeBieberSmile I think a fat blunt would do the trick.
    I didn't know who Vinnie was but I've seen enough tweets to know he was a great person. No innocent person deserves to die. #RIPVinnie
    #PeopleWho criticize weed smokers are probably just angry at themselves for not smoking weed.
    You can smoke weed everyday & live a perfectly normal, if not improved life. That's up to you though.
    The only way to start your day is high as fuck.
    Weed brownies for breakfast. It's gonna be a good day.
    I think I can speak for all of us when I say #marijuana is fucking awesome.
    When I'm high I feel like my thoughts have thoughts.
    You're not a dog, don't slobber on the blunt.
    It's my life, I'll smoke weed if I want to.
    High as a bitch, yea that's me on the moon.
    Never quit smoking weed, Nobody likes a quitter.
    It's nearly impossible to be quiet in the kitchen late at night, when you're stoned.
    I hit more trees than a blind Tarzan.
    I've always liked Kid Cudi, good to see him making dope music again.
    Cudi went in on that new track #Immortal.
    Weed. #weonlylikeitloud
    Basically the only way to die from #marijuana, would be to have a very large amount dropped on your head.
    #SimpleJoysOfLife getting high and listening to music.
    Don't hate us if we're stoners. We are not addicts, we're just chilling out.
    I was full #ButThenIGotHigh and now I'm hungry again.
    #ButThenIGotHigh is now trending. Well done #StonerNation
    Started from the bottom #ButThenIGotHigh
    I was stressed #ButThenIGotHigh
    I was mad #ButThenIGotHigh
    I was gonna give a shit #ButThenIGotHigh
    Weed is Peace.
    #SimpleJoysOfLife getting high with your friends.
    Smoking right after you wake up >
    A blunt a day, keeps the drama away.
    Bud Light? I'd rather Light Bud.
    Pocketing someonelse's lighter is unacceptable.
    Whoever rolls it, sparks it.
    Stoners: The only things that bake at room temperature.
    "The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
    I don't always smoke weed. But when I do, oh who am I kidding. I always smoke weed.
    I smoke weed but you don't, who cares. Stop hating.
    Dear Rappers, Please stop putting police sirens in your songs. Sincerely, one paranoid stoner.
    "I can't find the lighter..." "Dude, it's in your hand."
    Weed doesn't make anyone stupid or lazy. If you think it does, you were already stupid and lazy before you smoked it.
    Pot heads smoke pot, that's what we do. We stay true to Mary Jane.
    You can smoke weed and still be a success.
    Marijuana is illegal but has never killed anyone. Cigarettes kill thousands everyday yet you can buy them everywhere at anytime.
    #ILoveHow the people who talk shit about weed smokers are the ones that have never tried it.
    I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.
    Smoking weed is a peaceful thing, so don't interrupt it with drama and bullshit.
    Weed: It's whats for breakfast.
    Much love to all my followers, you all are the shit for real. #StayHigh
    #LiesToldInSchool marijuana will kill you.
    Getting baked is a way of life
    #ICantDateYouIf you don't smoke weed, it just wouldn't work out.
    4:20 3:20 2:20 1:20 Either way. Get high.
    #ThatOnePersonWho is always stoned, yet never has any money or weed.
    Smoking weed is cool, but get your shit done.
    Some people go to High School. Others go to School High.
    Most people hate when others say "I told you so" just wait until marijuana is legalized.
    Smoke weed, obtain happiness.
    Marijuana is the key that unlocks your creativity.
    RT if you know someone who needs to smoke weed.
    I'm going to smoke some tree's, and take this stress off me.
    #YouDidntStartFromTheBottomIf you have never had to make your own bong or bowl out of a bunch of random shit you found around your house.
    Weed is the question. Yes is the answer.
    In kush I trust.
    "When I need to free my mind I can find satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees" - Bone Thugs N Harmony
    Feeling no need to talk about how much you smoke because it's a daily routine.
    You can't spell potential without POT.
    The best thing about getting high and having sex is getting high and having sex.
    Nothing brings people together better than weed.
    A lot of people need to smoke some weed, and chill the fuck out.
    You can't spell healthcare without THC.
    As high as I am, I can never get enough.
    #ShesTheOneIf she has blunts rolled waiting for you when you get home.
    #BeforeiDieiWanna bake out an entire indoor stadium with all my followers.
    When nothing goes right, roll up and pass it to the left.
    Blunts stay fat
    Everyone thinks I'm high, and I am.
    Keep calm and smoke weed everyday.
    I don't smoke weed to escape reality, I smoke weed to enjoy reality to the fullest.
    "I'm #seriousyouguys be quiet my mom is calling me" "PASS THE BLUNT!!"
    Weed makes people happy. Let them be happy.
    Everyone is staring at you because you're holding the blunt, NOT because you're telling a good story.
    Bong hits are always at the top of my to-do list.
    Enjoy life, get high.
    still blazin, still blazin, still blazin.
    Today is National get high as fuck day. Just like every other day.
    Everything is better when you're high, and if you don't smoke, I don't know why.
    #IHateWhen people tell their life story when they are holding the blunt.
    Marijuana is not a gateway drug. I don't know about you but I have never been smoking weed and said "Hey! let's do some meth!"
    Marijuana may cause headaches, nausea, insomnia, decreased sex drive, depression and death. Nah, I'm kidding, it's completely harmless.
    When I say 'hang out' I really mean, 'smoke weed and have high sex together'.
    #DontBotherMeWhenIm smoking weed and relaxing.
    Weed will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you through times of no weed.
    They seriously censor the word "kush" on the radio. Smh
    Imagine how strong the weed will be in the future.
    #slapyourself if you still think weed kills people.
    When you're high you stop worrying and just start living.
    Don't be the person who gets high and keeps repeatedly saying "Wow I'm so high"
    I never know what to eat when I'm stoned. Where is your favorite place to go? And what do you get?
    Cop behind me just turned. Best unfollow ever.
    Weed was clearly put on this planet for a reason. A good reason.
    Let shit go and move on.
    #IfIDontReplyItsBecause I'm probably too high.
    Getting stoned with your friends and having intense philosophical debates about serious shit.
    I just realized that street lights are Rastafarian colors.
    #2ThingsThatDontMix Weed and drama. I smoke to relax, not to be bothered.
    Pussy, Food and Weed. That's all a stoner needs.
    There's high, and then there's HIGH.
    That high moment when you confuse cold air with smoke.
    Walking into school in the morning and everyone thinks you're high, and you in fact are.
    #MentionSomeoneYoureThankfulFor Mary Jane.
    When you look into the sky, you realize just how small and insignificant you are in relation to the universe.
    #WalkAwayIfShe tries to get you to stop smoking weed. She will never accept it.
    Stoner? I prefer the term Marijuana Connoisseur.
    Getting high with your friends, and talking about all the other times you got high.
    Freaking out when you're high whenever you see a cop, even though they're not even coming anywhere near you.
    Looking at something and thinking to yourself "Pretty sure I can make this into a bong"
    Smoking people up who never return the favor <
    Wait, you mean weed is illegal?
    RT if you're stoned right now.
    To hide the smell of smoke. Put dryer sheets inside an empty paper towel or toilet paper roll and blow the smoke through it.
    Drinking two glasses of gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately.
    #IWishICouldMeet all my followers and smoke a shit load of weed.
    Yes I smoke #weed, you got a problem with that?
    #IUsedToThink weed was bad, then I smoked it.
    Honestly, I just love everything about #weed. The look, the smell, the taste, the feeling.
    #ARelationshipLastsLongerWhen there is more weed and sex, and less fighting and arguing.
    We live in a generation where a plant that harms nobody is illegal, while things that kill millions of people are legal to buy any where.
    I know I walked into this room for a reason.
    Believe it or not, you can smoke weed AND be successful.
    #WaysToMakeMeMad Slobber all over the blunt, that shits nasty.
    I smoke #weed to feel good, not to feel cool.
    A wake and bake too often turns into a wake and bake and go back to sleep.
    Girls look sexy when they're stoned.
    Life is too short to spend bored and not high.
    It's okay to be fat.......if you're a blunt.
    I think marijuana should be added to the bottom of the food pyramid.
    I'm stoned, not stupid.
    Don't drink and drive. Park and spark.
    ?Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside while still alive. Never surrender.? ― Tupac Shakur
    Girls that smoke #weed > Girls that smoke cigarettes.
    Smoking #weed is like hitting life's HD button.
    You know you're a stoner when the teacher mentions weed and everyone looks at you.
    #ThoughtsInClass I'm too high for this.
    Me and my dog have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned.
    It's 4:20 do you know where your weed is?
    Oh you don't smoke #Weed? You must be so much better than everyone else.
    Don't wake me up unless you're passing me weed to smoke.
    Too much weed, aint enough weed.
    On the kush clock, it's always time to smoke.
    Weed is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    #ReasonsToLoveMaryJane She will always love you.
    Relationships are better if there's #weed involved.
    There is almost nothing a few bong rips won't fix.
    If you don't smoke weed, you'll never understand why people smoke weed.
    If you're wondering whether you are high enough, you're not.
    Instead of Cupid shooting people with arrows, he should hand them a blunt.
    Fuck Yolo, Hakuna Matata is the motto.
    RT If Mary Jane is your Valentine today.
    lol Mary Jane is trending. I guess she is a lot of peoples Valentine today.
    It takes a lot more energy to be a hater, than it does to smoke a bowl.
    Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm high as fuck. Smoke a blunt maybe?
    #RememberWhenWeUsedTo think weed was bad and Santa was real.
    If you're uptight. Smoke some weed.
    #OnValentinesillBe getting high as fuck with the love of my life, Mary Jane.
    Smoking weed is a personal choice. Me smoking weed does not harm anybody, so I really don't see a problem with it at all.
    What's everyone smoking today?
    The one friend that always loses the lighter.
    Anti drug people say that marijuana is more potent than ever....I am okay with this.
    #iHateHowPeople that have never even tried weed, judge marijuana smokers.
    Ever since I started smoking weed it has changed my whole perspective on life, and I think it has made me a much better person in general.
    If she loves smoking weed with you, give her a chance. If she can roll, wife that girl.
    Mr. President, please legalize weed. That is all.
    Inhale the best, exhale the stress.
    Marijuana = happiness.
    "Stop killing each other man, lets just smoke a blunt" -- Tupac Shakur
    4:20 Keep blazing, and stay amazing.
    Smoke weed it's good for you.
    I'm not sure what's worse. Waiting on your dealer when you're dry, or waiting on the Chinese delivery guy when you're high.
    Stoners are just here to create peace.
    RIP Chris Kyle. Truly an American Hero.
    "I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to." - Jimi Hendrix
    Marijuana: The reason man discovered fire.
    Mary Jane is the only woman that is easy to understand.
    #iHaveNoLoveFor people who have no love for me.
    That moment when you stop everything and say. "Damn, I'm baked"
    Happy Gilmore is a fucking classic.
    When the dealer says "10 minutes" but really means 2 hours. <
    If #weed was legalized, the crime rate would go down. People would just want to chill.
    Bong rips, fat hits, high as shit.
    #iHaveNoLoveFor people that hate on marijuana smokers.
    I don't do drugs, I just smoke weed.
    RT For blunts, Fav for Joints.
    Wake up, get high, enjoy the day.
    Anyone in the Northeast baking out igloos?
    #ThingsYouShouldntDo Slobber all over the blunt.
    This snow is nuts.
    Arizona .99 ice teas > cottonmouth
    Only one thing to do in a #blizzard. Build an igloo and bake that shit out.
    Weed makes me horny ;)
    A couple that smokes weed together, stays together.
    So high I'm not coming down #Up
    Kush & OJ
    "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you?re living?" - Bob Marley
    "The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow." - Bob Marley
    "Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet." - Bob Marley
    "The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman?s love with no intention of loving her." - Bob Marley
    A woman that smokes weed and knows how to roll. #10TurnOns
    ?Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around.? ― Bob Marley
    They should do a hologram concert with Bob Marley.
    ?Judge not before you judge yourself. Judge not if you?re not ready for judgment.? ― Bob Marley
    4:20 This one is for Bob Marley
    "I know I?m not perfect and I don?t live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." - Bob Marley
    ?Beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but its everything in between that makes it all worth living.? ― Bob Marley
    ?Don't Gain The World & Lose Your Soul, Wisdom Is Better Than Silver Or Gold.? ― Bob Marley
    ?Better to die fighting for freedom then be a prisoner all the days of your life.? ― Bob Marley
    ?In this bright future you can't forget your past.? ― Bob Marley
    ?One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.? ― Bob Marley
    Happy Birthday Bob Marley. #1Love #RIP
    ?Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright? ― Bob Marley
    ?Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.? ― Bob Marley
    ?My music will go on forever. Maybe it's a fool say that, but when me know facts me can say facts. My music will go on forever.? -Bob Marley
    Happy Birthday Bob Marley. #OneLove #RIP
    #HappiestMoment Getting stoned for the first time.
    If she can roll, she's wife material.
    #ExplainToMeWhy weed is illegal? I can't think of a good reason.
    Wake & Bake and go get FREE pancakes at IHOP.
    #PeopleAreQuickTo judge marijuana smokers without even trying it. smh
    #TheWomanILove is Mary Jane. Drama free, and always there for me.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit
    Isn't weed just human catnip?
    RT if you smoke weed and see nothing wrong with it. Otherwise, keep scrolling.
    I hate weed. #ShitNoOneSays
    #ReasonsWeCantBeTogether You aren't cool with me smoking weed.
    #DontBeMadAtMeBecause I smoke weed. Be mad at yourself because you don't.
    Still full from all the food I ate last night, gotta smoke to change that.
    Oh man, I'm so hungover from all that weed I smoked last night. - Said no one ever.
    It's not ok to pass someone an empty bowl and say "There might be a hit left" just pack it again.
    Someone actually made a Super Bowl lights twitter page. I'm done.
    #poweroutage? Fuck it, we got lighters.
    Free your mind one hit at a time.
    #lightsout, light up.
    Lets be honest. The lights went out on purpose, to give people time to roll up.
    So, how bout that ride in.....
    The electrician probably spilled bong water causing the lights to go out.
    Everyone at the stadium should light up. Hahaha
    Since the lights are out I might as well smoke another blunt.
    The only thing wrong with Beyonce is she isn't married to me.
    Dam there is absolutely nothing wrong with Beyonce.
    Denver fans, even though the Broncos didn't make it to the Super Bowl. You have nothing to complain about, weed is legal in Colorado.
    Your team not making it to the Super Bowl is the perfect way to stay focused on smoking and eating as much as possible.
    I am hoping now that weed is legal in 2 states we will see a weed commerical during the #SuperBowl.
    Not sure what smells better. All this food I'm cooking, or all this weed I'm smoking. #SuperBowl
    Packing super bowls for the #SuperBowl
    #NothingFeelsBetterThan Getting high and having sex.
    4:20 Keep getting stoned and watch the Super Bowl soon.
    RT for #Niners, Fav for #Ravens
    #NothingFeelsBetterThan waking up and getting baked.
    RIP Chris Kyle. Truly an #americanhero
    Dam the #Knicks are killing it right now.
    Stoners are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
    How high do you think the groundhog has to be to think he can predict the weather?
    Punxsutawney Phil did not see his shadow which means an early spring. He also predicted marijuana legalization.
    It's hard to accurately describe how amazing weed is to someone that has never tried it. They need to experience it for themselves.
    I have no desire to try any hard drugs. Weed is all I need.
    #QuestionsAskedOnTheFirstDate Do you smoke weed?
    #WhatToSayAfterSex lets get high and do it again.
    I don't judge anybody. So if you judge a person for smoking marijuana, I have no respect for you.
    How stupid do you have to be to RT a fake page that says it will verify you, when it isn't even verified it self.
    #WhatToSayAfterSex lets smoke another blunt.
    #SometimesYouHaveTo just smoke a blunt and say fuck it.
    #WeAllHaveThatOneFriend that never has any money or weed, yet is somehow always high.
    4:20 stay high, stay happy
    I am easily attracted to good looking women that smoke weed.
    I saw GDP trending and thought they were talking about grand daddy purple.
    It's never too early to smoke weed.
    Keep calm and blaze on
    #IReallyDislike when people slobber all over the blunt.
    RT For bongs, Fav for bowls.
    #YoureMoreAttractiveIf you smoke weed and can roll.
    RT for Biggie, Fav for Tupac
    To the people that live in Colorado or Washington. How is it now that weed is legal?
    Drama and weed don't mix.
    Where were you while we were getting high?
    #IWishICould smoke weed with all my followers.
    ✌ #1Love
    I tend to use "as fuck" a lot to describe things. Such as, I'm hungry as fuck or I'm high as fuck, or my mouth is dry as fuck.
    Smoking anywhere and not giving a fuck.
    Shoutout to all the women that can roll their own.
    I don't smoke weed just to get stoned. I smoke weed to heal, relax and clean my mind, body and soul.
    #ThingsIDoWhenIGetBored I get really stoned, and then nothing I do is boring.
    Negative effects of marijuana............less marijuana.
    4:20 what are we all smoking on?
    Forgetting who's hit it is when there's only two of you.
    Weed is Universal. Name me one race that doesn't smoke bud.
    Get stoned and start your day right.
    You know a movie is bad when it sucks even when you're completely stoned.
    Wake & Bake is the only way to start your day.
    Eyes so low, mind so high.
    4:20 Stay Stoned
    Smoke weed and relax.
    Friends get friends high.
    Theres never a bad time to blaze.
    We are stoners, not criminals.
    High times are good times.
    RT if you smoke weed and see nothing wrong with it.
    You don't really know someone until you smoke with them.
    Life's way too short to be smoking shitty weed.
    Its really hard to give a fuck when you're this high.
    #DontBotherMeWhen I'm blazing. Smoking weed is meant to be relaxing.
    I wouldn't call weed a drug, I would call it a miracle.
    It's time for peace. Legalize.
    Life's a bitch and then you die, that's why we get high. Cause you never know when you're gonna go.
    #ItsHardForMeTo give a fuck about stupid stuff when I'm this high.
    Study high, take the test high, get high grades.
    Officer: How high are you? Me: No officer, it's hi, how are you?
    Be kind to your buds.
    4:20 What's everyone chiefing on?
    More gun control will not stop mass shootings, just like marijuana prohibition will not stop mass smoking.
    Just walked into the kitchen for a fork and came back with pizza, a pretzel, ice cream, chocolate milk and no fork.
    Not sure if I'm too high to fall asleep, or not high enough. I'll know after another joint.
    Blue Dream
    Rolling up my sleep medicine..
    Who ever rolls it, sparks it. #weedcommandments
    I said puff, puff, pass. "Not this is your blunt" #weedcommandments
    RT my last tweet and tweet your #weedcommandments. Lets trend it.
    If you can't roll, don't offer to and fuck it up. #weedcommandments
    If you're not weird, you're weird.
    What can I say, I have high expectations
    #IJustWantYouToKnow Smoking weed does not make you a bad person.
    Freshly lit weed is the best aroma in the world.
    Wake & Bake & Fall back asleep.
    That fake laugh you do when you don?t understand what the fuck somebody just said to you.
    I love bacon
    Video games stoned >
    If you ever see a person on #doomsdaypreppers that has a massive stock pile of just weed and food. It's me.
    The great thing about taking a weed nap, is you get to wake and bake again.
    Every bite you take when you're high is better than the last.
    4:20 You already know what I'm doing.
    Weed is only a gateway drug if you let it be.
    #RelationshipDealbreakers Do they smoke weed.
    There's plenty of things in this world that you can overdose on and weed isn't one of them.
    Wake & Vape.
    Mary Jane is #MyBetterHalf
    "Judge not before you judge yourself. Judge not if you?re not ready for judgment." - Bob Marley
    People say weed smokers are lazy. Well guess what assholes, the blunt doesn't pass it self. And it sure isn't rolling it self.
    #WhyAreYou telling me your life story? Hit the blunt twice and pass it.
    Comparing weed to hard drugs. #ThatsFunny
    ?You're right.I am crazy. But you know what else? I don't give a fuck.? ― Tupac Shakur
    It's ok to smoke weed, but get your shit done.
    "I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers make sure your hands are clean!? -Bob Marley
    Smoking weed doesn't make you cool, but a lot of cool people smoke it.
    All you need is weed.
    One day I will invent a strain of weed that is undetectable by all drug tests.
    #IGotAThingFor hot girls that smoke weed.
    A lot of people smoke weed. Get over it.
    Wether you smoke weed or not, listening to Bob Marley is just so relaxing.
    I see Hightower is trending. I'm assuming this is a tower you get high on top of?
    #YouAreCrazyIf you think weed is more harmful than tobacco or alcohol.
    Life is fucking short, enjoy that shit.
    4:20 Smoke weed, watch football. Unless your team is out, then just smoke more weed.
    #YouKnowYoureAStoner if your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
    Let's get high as fuck, and fuck high.
    When you smoke weed you stop worrying about what other people think of you, and start worrying about what you think of yourself.
    Sometimes I'm so high when I go to bed, I can't fall asleep because a million thoughts are running through my head.
    Weed doesn't kill people, it kills boredom.
    Sure marijuana is illegal, but so is probably most of the music on your iPod.
    Smoking at night, feeling alright. So high.
    Holy shit what a throw.
    If you got weed, you can come fly with me.
    RT for Blunts, Fav for Joints.
    More girls should smoke weed.
    Stoner? I prefer the term Marijuana Enthusiast.
    #EveryBodyWantsToBe high, but not everybody wants to throw money down.
    Live your life.
    I don't always drink beer, but when I do, it's because I'm out of weed.
    #IHaveNever turned down weed.
    #ThoughtsInTheHallway "I wonder if all these people know I'm high as fuck right now"
    We live in a generation where a plant that harms nobody is illegal, while things that kills millions of people are legal to buy anywhere.
    Stoned #IGetThatALot
    I only smoke weed every now and then. Meaning, right now, and right then.
    Girls that smoke weed are just so much more chill. #Fact
    "Truth is the light, so you never give up the fight." - Bob Marley
    Going out to California soon, something tells me I will never come back.
    You love to blaze? So do we.
    "You smell like weed" #IGetThatALot
    I had two bowls for breakfast, neither of them were cereal.
    Wake and bake
    Smoking weed is a peaceful thing.
    "Your eyes are really red" #IGetThatALot
    #WeAlmostDatedBut then you said I smoke too much weed. You gotta go.
    Not being rude but you gotta stop slobbering all over the blunt, or you're not going to be hitting it anymore.
    #slapyourself if you think marijuana is worse than tobacco or alcohol.
    #IfOnlyPeopleWould just hit the blunt one time it could change their life.
    Weed is amazing. And if you don't know, now you know.
    4:20 What is everyone smoking on?
    Superman OG is trending. My first thought is they are talking about a strain of weed.
    Much love to all my followers. Especially those who RT and Mention me. I do read them. #StayHigh
    Getting so high that you can't get any higher, but you keep trying anyway.
    Not being sure if its you or your room that smells like weed.
    Hakuna Matata
    Looking in the mirror always makes you look way more high than you actually are.
    Walking into class in the morning and everyone thinks you're high, and you in fact are.
    When you're so high.....you have that "ohhh shit im high" moment and just laugh and smile.
    Oh, you cut yourself because Justin Bieber smoked a blunt? Good thing you're not a Snoop Dogg fan.
    Smoke good weed.
    Everything is much clearer when you're high.
    Wait are kids really cutting themselves over Justin Bieber smoking weed? These kids need to burn one and chill the fuck out.
    Relax your mind, smoke some weed.
    It's not magic, it's marijuana. Although its effects are magical.
    Mary > Molly
    Weed makes everything better. If not better, at least more enjoyable.
    If you're reading this, I wanna get high with you.
    Comparing tobacco to weed is like comparing Hitler to Gandhi.
    #PartyMemories Huge smoke circles with all the stoners at the party.
    "When one door is closed, don't you know, another is open." - Bob Marley
    I wonder how long it will take until Justin Bieber starts singing about weed.
    We all have that one friend who needs to just smoke some weed and calm down.
    That first sip of any liquid when you have crazy cotton mouth >
    Whats the name of your favorite bong, bowl, etc....?
    It's fine if you don't smoke weed, just don't kill my high.
    One Love.
    Be high, be you.
    When I'm not smoking weed.....Lets be serious I'm always smoking weed.
    Even if its sketchy, we all have our favorite smoking spots.
    A weed smoker is arrested every 37 seconds in the United States. And they wonder why we are paranoid...
    Stay high, stay happy.
    Smoking with people you just met.
    Weed: Natures way of saying HIGH
    Umm, NO officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket.....
    RT for Joints, Fav for Blunts.
    #MyPerfectDate involves a lot of weed, and a lot of sex.
    Not knowing where the lighter is right when you're just about to smoke. #StonerProblems
    4:20 You know the drill.
    Topping a bowl off with kief >
    A blunt a day keeps the worries away.
    Good weed & good vibes.
    Downloading songs specifically to smoke to.
    If you don't want people to know that you're stoned. Don't ever let them see you when you're not.
    Smoke weed, eat Chinese food.
    Everyone thinks I'm high...and I am.
    I'm high.. and you are?
    I get more accomplished when i'm stoned.
    If everyone smoked, everyone would laugh, which means the world would be a far better place.
    Everyone just needs to smoke some weed.
    Girls who smoke weed is a turn on. It makes them that much cooler.
    First 4:20 PM of 2013
    I never get bored with weed.
    People who don't like weed have never tried it.
    First smoke of 2013.
    Blazing 2012 away.
    Don't drink and drive tonight. Park and spark.
    Finishing up 2012 on a high note.
    I feel bad about burning down weed fields in Far Cry.
    So Kim Kardashian is pregnant. I bet their baby's name will sound like a weed strain just like Jay-Z's
    Last Wake & Bake of 2012.
    You can hit Mary Jane, but never disrespect her.
    The higher the better.
    Watching the smoke pour out of your car when you roll the windows down after hotboxing it.
    Pot smokers are peace keepers.
    "You smoke bud?" "Yea" Great conversation starter.
    Girls like to test you, Mary Jane just gives you answers.
    "Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" - Bob Marley
    Now that weed is legal in 2 states, I think its time for a pot leaf emoji.
    I don't mind smoking you up, but don't use me.
    #DoNotDisturb when I'm with my herb.
    Weed > Sleeping Pills
    #WhenIWasLittle I said I would never smoke weed. Look how that turned out.
    I'm always down to blaze.
    I hope you all are as high as I am right now.
    Even the simplest things in life are amazing when you're stoned.
    I prefer, the reefer.
    Don't act like an idiot when you're high. You make the rest of us look bad.
    Smoking the reefer to ease my mind.
    Mom: "What are you doing?" Me: "Just hanging out" Which really means I am getting high as fuck.
    How was everyones Christmas?
    4:20 Christmas Smoke Session
    Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.
    Just living my life, smoking a lot of weed.
    Get high and have a good day everyone. Merry Christmas!
    Merry Kushmas Everyone!
    I bet santas elves grow some really good weed.
    #MerryChristmasEve everyone. Be high, be safe.
    I hope Santa brings me a shit ton of weed for Christmas.
    I always cook the weirdest shit when I'm stoned, but it is always amazing.
    There are two kinds of people in this world. Those that already smoke weed, and those that need to.
    Smoke and chill with your friends.
    4:20 Stay Faded
    It's about to get real cloudy in here.
    4:20 Lets celebrate the world not ending.
    RT If you are still alive and high as fuck. Happy Apocalypse
    So far so good, its been 5 minutes and I'm still alive. Really stoned, but alive.
    Weed Dealers. The world is ending tomorrow so you might as well give us free weed.
    Get as high as possible in case the world is ending. If it doesn't, get really high to celebrate. It's a win win situation.
    #EndOfTheWorldConfession I have a decent amount of weed hidden for emergencies. So if the world ends, who ever finds it. You're welcome.
    I'm just going to stay awake and keep smoking until the world ends.
    Smoking all my weed tonight just in case the world ends tomorrow.
    #IllNeverRegretMeeting Mary Jane. My life would not be the same with out her.
    What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger...... Last time I checked, there was 0 deaths from smoking weed.
    This could be the last 4:20 ever.
    Smoking like its the #endoftheworld tomorrow.
    #IfIHadOneWish marijuana would be legal and grown everywhere.
    Just live your life, get high, have fun, be kind to others, enjoy it.
    It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb. - Pineapple Express
    #26Acts is a great idea. But you shouldn't need a tragedy to remind you to be kind to others, you should just always be kind to everyone.
    A single act of kindness goes a long way. #26Acts
    It's pretty crazy when you're really stoned and just look up into the night sky. It's mind blowing really.
    #SideEffects of Marijuana. Hungry. Happy. Sleepy.
    4:20 Start your week on a high note
    Wow Homeland was nuts.
    If she can roll. #ShesWifeMaterial
    4:20 Weed & Football
    A Bronx Tale, Shawshank Redemption and the Giants game are all on. I need more TVs
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
    4:20 Enjoy your weekend
    #ItsNotOkayTo pass someone an empty bowl and say "there might be a hit left" Just pack it again.
    #FreeYourMind one hit at a time.
    4:20 Stay high this weekend.
    My thoughts and prayers go out to all the victims of this horrible school shooting.
    It's for my medical condition. Commonly know as I-get-high-a-lot-itis.
    Yes, please tell me how wrong it is to smoke weed. Quickly, before your weekend of binge drinking and promiscuity begins .
    Stoners are some of the coolest people you'll ever meet
    The who >
    I first thought Instagram was a weed delivery app.
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  4. voljin

    voljin Junior Member

    Jan 17, 2012
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    Witch Doctor
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    I've left +rep and some thanks but want to drop by to appreciate your share. This is a real gem, but too bad not many able to see it potential. Or perhaps those who able to see are keep it quiet for some reason :eek:

    Don't get discouraged mate , I don't have much to say but my response is same with this quote (from Meathead1234 thread)

    BTW, do you still open for request? i have some if you don't mind
  5. TheEnlightenOne

    TheEnlightenOne BANNED BANNED

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    This isn't very hard to do, a member posted a free tweet scrapper, link below.

  6. aa746

    aa746 Newbie

    Oct 26, 2012
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    Thanks, yer sure I'll do a request.
    You're right, the scraping isn't very hard. Filtering out all the unwanted tweets is the part that really matters.
    Unless you like to go through 3k tweets and remove bad ones by hand...? :p
  7. mdaatif2

    mdaatif2 Registered Member

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    i would love to see more tweets
  8. voljin

    voljin Junior Member

    Jan 17, 2012
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    tweet about one liner joke please, thanks in advance :)
  9. aa746

    aa746 Newbie

    Oct 26, 2012
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    sorry for the necro!

    I have a huge list of funny/sarcastic tweets scraped from a few of the 2m+ 'funny' accounts. Here's a few of them:

    I rather have more guy friends than girls. Less dramas.
    Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it
    There's no ?we? in ?bacon?.
    I hate having to repeat myself, listen the first time bitch.
    current mood: K.
    I have to start getting attractive soon.
    Why are you sleeping in class? Maybe because I wake up at 6 AM to come here.
    About life: "It goes on." About love: "It doesn't last." About people: "They change fast."
    Save water. Shower with me. ;)
    Cure to my bad mood = Sleep + Food + Internet
    Row, row, row your boat.. gently off a cliff
    If I had a British accent I would talk to myself all day
    You are never too old for a Disney Movies :)
    What doesn't kill you fucks you up mentally
    I'm always hungry or tired or both
    Shutup, nobody likes you.
    I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Ok never mind... I hate you
    2 headphones: you can't talk to me 1 headphone: you can't talk to me No headphones: you still can't talk to me
    me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
    ?Swearing is unattractive." I?m not attractive anyway so fuck off
    Are you related to yoda? Because yodalicious.
    you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
    pitbull: spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish mr worldwide
    She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts, we are both very unprepared for this cold weather
    Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society
    I wish I could go back to the day I met you... and walk the hell away
    Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to
    'You're cute when you're mad.'' ''Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable.''
    Dear Sleep, I'm sorry i hated you when i was little, but now i can't get enough of you. Sincerely, Me.
    But if you never try... you'll never know
    Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes. Me: Wakes up February 11th, 2098.
    I was singing a song... You joined in... I don't wanna sing it anymore
    *Things I love:* - Nutella - The notebook - Pretty little liars - Cuddling - Wanelo - Phone cases - Being called beautiful - Yoga pants
    Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess. Because just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king
    : I wake up with a good attitude everyday. Then idiots happen.
    *pretends 7th grade never existed*
    m(ight just kill myself)ath
    I wish that there was a Starbucks in my house..
    Attention Fat People: Having a diet coke with your super-sized meal doesn't make it a "healthy choice."
    Be patient. Good things come to those who wait.
    I hate texting people first. It makes me feel annoying, awkward, and unwanted
    Sorry I didn't get your text .... Just kidding, I ignored that shit
    At school, I risk my phone's life to text you
    Your crush + fast reply = YES <3
    To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid
    Things I'd rather be doing: - resting - taking a nap - laying in bed - sleeping - SLEEPING - s l e e p i n g 
    I like you because we both hate the same people
    Regret setting your phone on 'Silent' or 'Vibrate' once you misplaced it.
    Call Me Maybe comes on: I'm all "Not this shit again" Then seconds later, I'm all "I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL"
    Having unlimited texting... with no one to text
    Showers: never want to get in, then never wanting to get out
    I don't hate you. I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence
    "What's up cake?" "Muffin much"
    Life is no game, there are no cheat codes. If you mess up, you can't press the restart button.
    The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie
    I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ y̶o̶u̶. Sorry, that was a lie.
    Me: "K." Him: "Every kiss begins with K? :D" Me: Too bad ugly begins with U."
    1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people. Don't let 1 ruin your day.
    Calling people fake isn't going to make you look real.
    ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Exploring with Dora.
    Love is like playing Music. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.
    Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart, not someone who plays with it.
    This is a "A" and "B" conversation so "C" your way out before "D" jumps over "E" and "F"s you up like a "G".
    Yep. Kay. Yess. I will. Mhm. I know. I won't. Yeah. Yup. Sure. Yeah. Ok. BYE MOM.
    You're the guy. Text her first.
    YOLO | You Obviously Lack Originality.
    Being addicted to texting someone - then they suddenly stop replying, & you find yourself checking your phone constantly.
    Be amazing. Be good. Be pretty. Be strong. Be smart. Be cool. But the most important thing, be yourself.
    Stop believing the liars, trusting the backstabbers, and loving the heart breakers.
    Being real & hated > being fake & liked.
    I wish I had a pair of skinny genes
    I can't live a day without music.
    me: *can't find anything to wear* me: *has breakdown on floor surrounded by clothes*
    either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between
    do you ever just want to redecorate your bedroom & buy new clothes & completely reinvent yourself but then you realize it takes time & money
    magine if school had mini food booths like chick-fil-a, panera, wendys, taco bell etc.. it would be heaven 
    do you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine
    Basic school day me: i hate all of u me: stop screamin u saw ur friend yesterday me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
    No one actually uses yoga pants for yoga.
    if its over 10 dollars its too expensive
    Me when my friends are sad: *basically becomes a therapist* My friends when I'm sad: "oh okay"
    I... have to be skinnier have to be prettier have to be smarter .... and really soon too.
    seeing a guy play with little kids is the most attractive thing ever
    first name: forever last name: single
    i shaved my legs and now they feel like dolphins
    I?d trade my - Uggs for flip-flops - Jeans for shorts - Yoga pants for swimsuits - Long sleeve t-shirts for tank tops ☀
    I'm not jealous, I just don't like her
    the sexiest thing about smoking cigarettes is the part when you don't smoke them.
    "Please fix your shirt, I can see your bra strap..." Because it?s a big secret right? Secret boobs. Secret bra. Secret.
    leggings are pants and if you think leggings aren?t pants its probably because you are mad that you don?t look good in them
    erson: do u want to hang out me: i have to ask my mom me: *doesn't ask her* me: she said no
    i  like you
    *eats alphabet soup* *chokes on the D*
    What i worry about: -weight - hair -looks -makeup -him -clothes -why he didn't text back -food
    How are you? ̶s̶a̶d̶,̶  ̶b̶r̶o̶k̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶  d̶e̶f̶e̶a̶t̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶  c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶e̶d̶,̶  ̶l̶o̶n̶e̶l̶y̶,̶ ̶  Fine
    goal? dm me
    You really know you love someone when all you want is for them to be happy, even if that means that you are not a part of it.
    f you rub my back when you hug me i might fall in love with you
    Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave your house
    Protect her, love her, kiss her, hold her, smile with her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall if you don't plan on catching her.
    my life: if no one sees what clothes you are wearing you can wear them tomorrow too
    me: will u grow hair: no legs: no boobs: no mind: no nails: no stomach: okay thighs: sure thang
    me: *seductively runs hand through hair* me: *seductively gets hand caught in huge knot*
    Why spend like $300 dollars on a pair of shoes do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money
    night before school: i want to look attractive tomorrow morning of school: nevermind.
    Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through today.
    I feel like some people treat me like an option and think it's okay to treat me like shit when I value people way more than that.
    f i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them
    A billion feelings, a thousand thoughts, hundreds of memories, all for that one person
    Find someone who can change your life not just your relationship status.
    Keep your head high gorgeous, there are people who would kill to see you fall.
    tarted from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
    Me in 7th Grade: Unattractive, socially awkward loser. Me Now: Unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music
    You?ve never felt pain, until you?ve felt love.
    The worst mistake is not to make any.
    ?Tired? isn?t even a temporary state for me anymore it?s just an inherent part of my personality at this point.
    Walk up in the school like whaddup I wanna die
    Always follow your brain. Your heart is stupid as fuck.
    When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
    If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends.
    Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute
    Don't cry. Just say "fuck you" and smile.
    If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously, just punch them in the face and go get some ice cream
    The best relationship is when you can completely act yourself and they can still love you for who you are.
    The worst feeling: Not getting a reply back from someone you really want to talk to.
    Running away from your problems only makes them worse. Facing your problems may be hard at first, but it always pays off in the end.
    The longer you wait for something. The more you appreciate it when you get it. Because anything worth having is always worth the wait..
    When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.
    If Jim has 50 chocolate bars, and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. Jim has diabetes.
    saw a piece of shit on the ground yesterday it reminded me of you.
    "Weezy F Baby and the 'F' is for phenominal." Wait a minute Weezy...
    Girls be having 30 iphone cases with only 5 pairs of panties!
    Never get too attached to someone, because attachments lead to expectations and expectations lead to disappointments.
    If I text you all day then you must be doing something right.
    No matter how busy a person is, if they really care, they will always find time for you.
    Saying "I'm tired" when you're actually just sad.
    Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.
    My ex? Yea I'd hit that... with a car.
    Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
    Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
    Can we just skip this whole ?school? thing & go straight to the part where I have a really awesome job & spend all my time traveling.
    How I flirt: *Stares from a distance*
    Giving gum to your friend is like a drug deal. "You didnt SEE anything, you didnt HEAR anything, and you sure as hell didnt get it from ME"
    "I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
    I'm so ready for school..... to end
    You inspire my inner serial killer.
    You're just like math. I hate math.
    Calling other people ugly, doesn't make you any prettier.
    "It's gonna be okay." ... "Yeah, because it's not happening to you fucktard."
    I didn't text you, Vodka texted you.
    I like how on my birthday I get presents & money, I get paid for being born, I get paid, for living it's like being Kim Kardashian for a day
    I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
    It's hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
    There should be a special TV channel for all those old canceled cartoons.
    I?m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don?t care
    I mentally murder people I don't like.
    How to prepare for exams: Cry
    "Fuck that shit" is a totally acceptable way of saying no.
    I used to care until I realized not giving a fuck is 100x better.
    Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
    Benefits of dating me: you?ll be dating me I could go on but I think I?ve made my point
    That awkward moment when you feel like you'll do great on a test and you fail.
    Showers are amazing. They make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life's decisions
    If every kiss begins with "k" then I'm just going to assume that when you text me "k" you secretly want to make out.
    Don't have sex. You will get pregnant, and die.
    Pizza > people.
    Doctor: "Ok, so what's wrong, how are you feeling?" Me: *Looks at mom waiting for her to explain*
    1. I woke up. 2. I went to school. 3. I saw him. 4. I ran to him & hugged him 5. I kissed him. Actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.
    Looking at a photograph and wishing you could re-live that moment over and over again..
    True friends don?t judge each other. They judge other people.. together.
    Best Threesome: Me. My Bed. My Pillow.
    "Remember when we were best friends?" Yeah... Remember when you weren't a bitch?
    At school: Slutty girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Me: I bet your knees do too. Her: what Me: what
    I hate it when I'm sad but don't know why.
    Weed doesn't even feel illegal anymore..
    A lot of shit happens to me. I just don't talk about it.
    Forget shit and move on.
    If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.
    You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
    Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend. High five mom.
    Diet Die Di D Do Don Donu Donuts
    Tattoos are hot.
    I can't wait for warm nights, swimming pools, a break from all the bullshit, tan skin, and just a good fucking time. Summer 2013!
    And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math.."
    You're weird, I like that.
    That annoying moment when the person you hate is still breathing.
    I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
    My attitude today is fuck it, and fuck you
    Me: *does nothing* Me: I'm so tired.
    Ignore me? Okay that's cool, just don't be mad when I ignore you.
    I love the weekend, but it always ends so quickly.
    I wish that I could fall asleep, and wake up with all of my problems gone.
    I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery.
    Food will always be there for you, and that's a promise.
    Free food? ... Okay I'll go.
    If I had a dollar for every bobby pin I've lost... I'd be one rich bitch.
    My bed is my best friend, fuck you all
    The worst thing after waking up? Everything until I go to bed again.
    No, I don't hate you. I just hope that you get your next period in a shark tank.
    If you're talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours
    If I say "ok" during an argument, that means "shut the fuck up", not "keep explaining your point"...
    Single as fuck.
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  10. CEPI

    CEPI Power Member

    May 15, 2009
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    Awesome post, thanks for the tweets. Rep added. Saves a ton of time.
  11. Maian

    Maian Newbie

    Feb 9, 2009
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    Great post, thanks. Keep going, if you can. I love this.
  12. RKC

    RKC Newbie

    Mar 16, 2017
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    Thank you, I believe I have found a use.. Could you scrape sayings / quotes from Star wars, The walking Dead , Game of Thrones , Doctor who?