Funniest Cybersex Chat Log Ever

LMAO that was too funny. I also liked the pirate one HARRR!. No pun intended but I bet people do fuck with people online like that.
 
I was up Late one night with nothing to do,home alone and all of a sudden i got a message that said i want you,i said who you want and who are you.... the message replied, im sexy..... and i replied back im the guy your messaging. she said to me that im sexy... i was like ayo bitch bot i dont know you Shut tha fuck and stop trying to turn me on or i'll do it.....bitch bot replies,Do what? Spam yah ass with cyber Semen. these cybaaz.... need to wath out cause i got something new.... i'l put blackhat babies in their downline...haha...

ok shut up,im tired had to be an idiot!!!!


Wait,Black hatters cyber to make money?
 
thanks for sharing, almost blew pepsi throug my nose. The pizza del. guy was my favorite
 
lmao, that was so f*cking hilarous
well back to making money, I put my robe and my wizard hat xD
 
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


lol yeah, back to makin money.

ROFLMAO. At what point did she realize or at least think he was talkin' about anything and not necessarily her. LOL.
 
Boring............
Looks like you're the one that's boring my friend, and without a sense of humor. You're the only one I know of that didn't find this funny =)
 
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.


THAT WAs FUNNY!!
 
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