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Funniest Cybersex Chat Log Ever

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Essential Clix, Nov 15, 2007.

  1. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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  2. Ruck

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    Fuckbeans,

    I can't believe I read this shit. I could have been making money.
    It got gnarly dirty and found it pretty funny................Perv
     
  3. Essential Clix

    Essential Clix Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
    Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
    Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
    Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
    Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
    Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
    Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
    Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
    Sarah19fca: you like that?
    Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
    Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
    Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
    Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
    Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
    Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
    Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
    Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
    Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
    Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
    Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
    Sarah19fca: /ignore
    Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
    Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


    lol yeah, back to makin money.
     
  4. Illuminary

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    I almost died man this is HILARIOUS.
     
  5. BHBodeezy

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    LMAO, im still laughing!
     
  6. xXKingdom_SEOXx

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    Omgf Lmao, Lfao
     
  7. trevomanut

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    Lol
    This rocks dude.Thanks for sharing it.
     
  8. RiTu

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    shiver down your spine
    thats gr88 damn hah :D
     
  9. JLM

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    lol i did something like that when i was 15...i got kicked off AOL.
     
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    Seeing as you're sharing it, most likely other people are, meaning it's viral. You could slap adsense or affiliate links on shit like that.
     
  11. madiel

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    You guys should create IM bots,and see all kinds of PERV conversations like this all the time....it's not even funny.
     
  12. Tony

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    LOLLL I really needed this laugh tonight tnks.
     
  13. pmcdonald

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    ROFL I didn't even get past "I put on my robe and wizard hat" before I was cracking up.

    I used to be a huge WoW player which makes it even funnier.
     
  14. Schub

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    Good Stuff

    Cybersex LOL...A bunch of 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old hotties
     
  15. Michel

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    hahahahaha,

    and trying to make money with it.
    We are getting stranger and stranger LMAO.

    Michel
     
  16. xXKingdom_SEOXx

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    LOL @ SChub so damn true!!!!!!! especially after trying to do wealthy199's adult money making method, i found out this is true! HAHA
     
  17. hterag21

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    Brilliant.

    Funniest thing I have read in ages. Especially the pirate girl. HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
     
  18. nicho

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    I tried on the wife last night and said give me the best head you can give, she headbutted me dang
     
  19. organic55

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    This is one of the funnyest things i have read for a long time.

    peace
     
  20. titalian

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    Hahahaha

    I want to insert my floppy disk into your floppy drive.