Funniest Cybersex Chat Log Ever

Fuckbeans,

I can't believe I read this shit. I could have been making money.
It got gnarly dirty and found it pretty funny................Perv
 
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.


lol yeah, back to makin money.
 
Seeing as you're sharing it, most likely other people are, meaning it's viral. You could slap adsense or affiliate links on shit like that.
 
You guys should create IM bots,and see all kinds of PERV conversations like this all the time....it's not even funny.
 
LOLLL I really needed this laugh tonight tnks.
 
ROFL I didn't even get past "I put on my robe and wizard hat" before I was cracking up.

I used to be a huge WoW player which makes it even funnier.
 
Good Stuff

Cybersex LOL...A bunch of 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old hotties
 
hahahahaha,

and trying to make money with it.
We are getting stranger and stranger LMAO.

Michel
 
LOL @ SChub so damn true!!!!!!! especially after trying to do wealthy199's adult money making method, i found out this is true! HAHA
 
Brilliant.

Funniest thing I have read in ages. Especially the pirate girl. HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
I tried on the wife last night and said give me the best head you can give, she headbutted me dang
 
Hahahaha

I want to insert my floppy disk into your floppy drive.
 
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