First time drinking - getting drunk, advice?

drink a few pints of water before you sleep

Liquor before beer, in the clear. Beer before liquor, Never sicker.

smoke weed!!!!!

True on all accounts ha ha

I say get it over with and drink til you puke .. once you puke from boozing you won't do that again ... just don't drink til you blackout...not good. Use the cheap stuff it is coming back up anyway.

Have fun

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JQ
 
Are you of legal age? Yes, eat a loaf of bread first. No, dont drink at all. Not cool.


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Funnel all the beer at once :thumb:

As mentioned above, definitely drink a ton of water before you sleep. Alcohol dehydrates you to hell. Just have fun dude. Keep off the cigarettes.

Oh and get some poon ;)
 
Dont drink to much or you may be teabagged.

http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alabama-fan-teabagged-a-passed+out-and-now-supposedly-dead-lsu-fan-at-the-bourbon-street-krystal
 
The OP in two days:

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1. Try and eat something later on while drinking.
2. I guarantee you there will be idiots at that party who either can't handle their shit and act like a total jackass, or they'll try and pretend like they're drunk just for attention. Don't do that , people don't find it amusing.
3. Bring an extra pair of clothes if you can, you spill alcohol on you you're going to reek when you go home.

In the end it's just 6 beers, it's not going to get you wasted unless you're like 13.
 
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I drink since 14 years old (In Spain it's legal with 18 but all the people start with 14) my advices are:

-Beer + one thing (Tequila,ron,vodka whatever) but only one.
-Don't be silly put little part of alcohol preferible drink 4 with 1,5/10 of alcohol than 2 with 3/10 of alcohol.
-When you drink the first you wont be drunk, drink a couple with 1'5/10 part of alcohol and one beer and if you feel ok (or not drunk) one hour later drink a couple more.
-Eat before
-Drink a lot of water after
-Enjoy and fuck some chicks.
 
The title says it all, party in 2 days.
Never drank before, I got 6 bottles=3 litres of beer.

lol, when will I pass out?

My plan:
1. Tell my parents im gonna sleep over at my m8s house
2. Go to burger king
3. Eat burgers
4. Go to party
5. Drink
6. Sleep
7. Eat
8. Go home the next day(midday)
9. Busted?

Will my parent notice it when i come home after?

Any other tips & advice?

1. you could bring extra clothes. you wear "clothing A" when you leave house, then have a quick change for "clothing B" on a friends house. change back to A as you are going home. So even when you puke on your party clothes, you wont get could at least until laundry time. haha

2. if you have a hangover, drink gatorade or something the next morning to keep you hydrated.

3. drink responsibly.

4. drink responsibly.

5. bring a condoms.
 
I mean this in a constructive way but, stop being a pussy.

You'll be fine. I can't believe you actually gave this so much thought that you even have a plan where you considered getting caught by your parents THE DAY AFTER YOU DRINK during MIDDAY. Come on now..
 
drink till you at the feeling happy/confident stage, because after that it goes downhill. ;)

and drink plenty of water before you go to bed and dont go to the party on a empty stomach.
 
I mean this in a constructive way but, stop being a pussy.

You'll be fine. I can't believe you actually gave this so much thought that you even have a plan where you considered getting caught by your parents THE DAY AFTER YOU DRINK during MIDDAY. Come on now..

Lol so true..
 
As a professional drinker, I order you to drink water and take vitamin B & C before. Vitamin B is great for drinking and preventing mosquitoes :P

Seeing as how you're looking for advice, don't smoke weed while drinking your first time, that's for the pros.
 
I think you should ignore all advice in this thread.., and just get completely wasted and go crazy! Also this is the time of your life when you don't need to hit on girls to get laid, it is enough for you to just walk over and grab hear breasts/kiss hear, and one thing will lead to another. (Assuming your both drunk and the same age). You must take advantage of this, because later on in life, it will not be that easy.

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Removed the pro drugs part
 
Regarding the eating, try and have the eating done after you drink beer. That would help you soak up the alcohol. Make sure to eat oily food as that can ensure that your alcohol can be absorbed by it more fast. It is certain that you would feel ravenous after you drink beer, so try and do the consumption of food later. Drink water and take charcoal pills for your first night drinking. Cheers and have a memorable time.:drinking8
 
Get wasted and have fun, it will be well worth any repercussions in the morning :cool:

~|ChaRoN|~
 
Getting drunk the 1st time is an experience to remember :)
It's not an exam, don't need any preparation.
Just go with the flow but don't go too crazy he he

Good to have a mate to look after you just in case :)
 
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