First time drinking - getting drunk, advice?

[MicGrez]

The title says it all, party in 2 days.
Never drank before, I got 6 bottles=3 litres of beer.

lol, when will I pass out?

My plan:
1. Tell my parents im gonna sleep over at my m8s house
2. Go to burger king
3. Eat burgers
4. Go to party
5. Drink
6. Sleep
7. Eat
8. Go home the next day(midday)
9. Busted?

Will my parent notice it when i come home after?

Any other tips & advice?

 

[charlie3]

First time drinking at a party? I don't know, but that doesn't sound like such a good idea. Maybe get a lay of the land first before making a fool out of yourself in front of a bunch of other people.

 

[Baadier]

Lol good luck with that mate, a mother always knows lol. You just going to take a nap or sleep over at a mates? Remember you sweat the booze out the next day so try not to hang out around your parents.

 

[rizzy]

drink a few pints of water before you sleep

 

[Dothra]

Ensure you thoroughly brush your teeth the next morning/use mouthwash, it will leave a nasty smell on your breath. Another suggestion would be to take the drinking easy because it will hit you after a while without you realising and you'll be drinking the alcohol as though it's water, so be careful.

 

[FullStackMike]

The second my parents went on their first holiday alone i got pissed and stonned with my lads lol.
Just go slowm and dont mix other drinks, ie dont start doing shots

 

[mudbutt]

If your mom asks you questions just answer her in a blackhat way; by punching her in the chest.

 

[mark27]

While drinking try to remember that it takes about 30 minutes for the alcohol to hit your system so drink about 2-3 beers, wait 30 mins, drink 2-3 more, wait 30 mins, drink, repeat until you're at a place you want to be. You really can't go too wrong with beer unless you try to be a maniac.

If anyone offers you hard liquor just say no. It's good, but not for the first time you drink.

 

[dgruergerugerhiye]

Liquor before beer, in the clear. Beer before liquor, Never sicker.

 

[n3xus]

smoke weed!!!!!

 

[Zelthcon]

I highly recommend drinking the alcohol as fast as you can and also if there are any girls at the party try to get laid whilst you're at it.

 

[ibmethatswhoib]

Took me a long time to learn this but drink a shitload of water before you sleep trust me, you probably won't though. Brush your teeth and take a shower, your parents will tell if you look like shit and smell like shit. Enjoy, I remember my first times good times.

 

[-Jericho-]

Pace yourself. Once you start feeling buzzed, slow down because next thing you know you'll be dizzy and ready to puke.

Get some charcoal pills to take if you think you drank too much. You'll know when that is. Down a bunch of charcoal pills to help soak up some of the alcohol. It can mean the difference of puking your guts out all night.

 

[NeoPat]

Dont you will regret it once it gives you kidney disease.

 

[r6rider]

beer before liquor gets u fukeed up quicker

 

[axus_auto]

No idea. I have never drunk before.

 

[TheRealRazzy]

Don't challenge anyone to a drinking contest... You'll have the worst hangover ever lol.

 

[hawke]

Umm... if you drive... Leave the CAR at home, just sayin'

As already said, pace yourself... dont be the douche that's passed out at 9:30 , with everyone fuckin' with you, (been there done that) lol

 

[BENNY8877]

Drink a lot of water while you are drinking the alcohol. Preferably an equal amount of water to the amount of beer, I find it works best to either drink water right after I have finished a beer or sipping during a beer. And eat a meal before you start to drink and before you go to bed. You'll feel much better in the morning.

 

[BlaqReaper]

I can't emphasize more with the guy who said take 30 minute break. You will not feel how drunk you are until a bit later. There's a bit of lag and unless you want to end up at the toilet vomiting, take a few minutes off from drinking (shot wise) to make sure you are alright.