lol @ topic title Ok, here it is, and I'm GIVING IT AWAY. Just, fill in the blanks... I should keep this hush since I'm near-suicide-type-broke with valid excuses for not having a "real job". Remember me. Someone. 1: Start catchy URL shortening service. 2: Get affiliates promoting with it (offer deluxe stat tracking, fool) 3: Start changing the links to be yours, swap them back and forth. Robbing 1,000s of affiliates 1/100 sales is huge. 4: Watch clickbank bitches bitch about how CB is shaving them, when it is really you (just like it is Really tinyurl etc) 5: Profit. This is already being done online. No, thank you.