Can't believe you folks don't think this will happen...
I fully trust the Mayans, after all, they have made every single event happen since the beginning of time

In anticipation, I have been saving up throughout 2010 and 2011, and have invested in a few underground nuclear bunkers, on some faraway islands, so that when you all die, I'll still be here (all on my own in the world = such fun!)
Anyway, why wouldn't I buy preserved milk? The advice is way too late, I have already got a couple of food mountains, so that when everyone dies in 2012, I'll be able to live for another couple of thousand years (YES! I found the secret to eternal life - PM me, I'm selling it for only $2500.000.000 dollars, ONLY to reputed members on this forum)!!!
HAPPY 2012 to you all - enjoy! It may be the last year on the earth!!!
*Note to Mods: I didn't think this warranted a BST, because I don't think I'll make that many sales, but if YOU think I will, feel free to move my post into a BST, review samples will be offered with a 1% discount for extra-special members (MODs, Admins and EXEC VIPS only, please)