Dont pulverise eggs

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Hired some guy to write an article about eggs for me.

I said you can use Wiki and other references.

What he delivered was like mumbo jumbo with such bad grammar it was laughable, and then when I pointed these out he said there was nothing wrong with it and maybe the problem was my English.

As an example. In the original text it would have said something like "beat the eggs together" and in his spun version he said "Pulverise the eggs"... now you know a crap spinning AI or service would think of "beat" as beat someone up or hit, hence its replaced it with pulverise. But who pulverises eggs.

In another line he had taken something like "heat them in boiling water and eat them with unbroken shell" and spun into something like "capitulate them in sweltering liquid, and they can be consumed via uninterrupted shell).

I mean seriously....

moral if you spin an article atleast give it a read through once.
 
Hired some guy to write an article about eggs for me.

I said you can use Wiki and other references.

What he delivered was like mumbo jumbo with such bad grammar it was laughable, and then when I pointed these out he said there was nothing wrong with it and maybe the problem was my English.

As an example. In the original text it would have said something like "beat the eggs together" and in his spun version he said "Pulverise the eggs"... now you know a crap spinning AI or service would think of "beat" as beat someone up or hit, hence its replaced it with pulverise. But who pulverises eggs.

In another line he had taken something like "heat them in boiling water and eat them with unbroken shell" and spun into something like "capitulate them in sweltering liquid, and they can be consumed via uninterrupted shell).

I mean seriously....

moral if you spin an article atleast give it a read through once.
" But who pulverises eggs. " must know my wife lol!
Yes if you spin it- read it.
I've had some real howlers myself, sometimes it's worth the money just for the laugh
 
Moved to lounge.
 
Offer him some eggstra time to have another go at rewriting it
 
Eggsactly

This is totally turning into a pun of eggs thread.
Sad. Sorry for your loss op even if it's something small
 
Hired some guy to write an article about eggs for me.

I said you can use Wiki and other references.

What he delivered was like mumbo jumbo with such bad grammar it was laughable, and then when I pointed these out he said there was nothing wrong with it and maybe the problem was my English.

As an example. In the original text it would have said something like "beat the eggs together" and in his spun version he said "Pulverise the eggs"... now you know a crap spinning AI or service would think of "beat" as beat someone up or hit, hence its replaced it with pulverise. But who pulverises eggs.

In another line he had taken something like "heat them in boiling water and eat them with unbroken shell" and spun into something like "capitulate them in sweltering liquid, and they can be consumed via uninterrupted shell).

I mean seriously....

moral if you spin an article atleast give it a read through once.
Sounds like a non-native speaker from that pulverise usage. If you have the budget, definitely go for the better quality writers, especially native speakers.
 
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