All of us in business deal with customers that make you want to jump off a bridge. These clients are the ones that make you want to go back to working that mindless landscaping job you had in junior high school. For whatever reason some people just don't get it. It's like their brains never developed the kind of self awareness, which you ask yourself questions like....am I acting like a douchebag? Here is my checklist for those of you who just don't seem to get it. And there are plenty of you guys just in this forum. If any of these pertain to you, YOU ARE THAT GUY>>> - Don't tell me how much loot you make and then give me every excuse in the book why you can't pay me today. - Don't tell me about your new fishing boat, and mansion, and then try to negotiate a $50 price break. It is what it is, take it or leave it. - Don't ask me to help you do something that I charge for. - Don't get me on a 2 hour conference call about a project, agree to do it, and then never call me. Conference calls come after I see your money in my bank account. - Don't tell me you want one thing and then after I quote you and start the work ask for a completely different thing - Don't ask me if I am an expert at something right after you just got off of my website which talks about me being an expert. - Don't be cheap. Good shit cost money. If you are a cheap ass, you are going to get cheap ass shit. Running a business is expensive. If you are not willing to spend the money to make it, you need to keep your shit ass day job. Man, I could go on and on about this one. People with no money are ALWAYS the ones that want the most, complain the most, and expect the most. - Don't call me repeatedly. Call once and leave a message. If I call you back it means I either like you or your money. If I think you are annoying, you will simply get an email back. - Don't make a 10 minute conversation out of something that can be explained in one or two sentences. I am a busy guy. Nothing annoys me more than long winded people. If you want to talk about non sense, head down to the nearest nursing home. There are lots of people there that will listen to you. - Please don't try to tell me how to do my job. I do this all day. If I was bad at it, I wouldn't be making any money. - If you chargeback something that was delivered to you, and there was nothing wrong with it...YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG. People like you make the world a worse place. The worst are idiots that do chargebacks for shit that cost $39.99. WTF??? - Please do not call my business at 1 am. Did you really think I was going to answer. Come on use your brain numb nuts. Feel free to ad to the list .