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Does anyone know any good SEO jokes?

Discussion in 'Black Hat SEO' started by scribbles, Nov 22, 2016.

  1. scribbles

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    I'm not sure I've chosen the right thread but I love a good joke. Lighten up my mood, guys.

    Here are some I've found online:
    1. What do the Pandas like to eat? [Bamboo] [Bamboo Shoots] [Bamboo Leaves] [Bamboo Stems]
    2. SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine
    3. So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
    4. What is an SEO’s favorite music?…Heavy Meta!
    [​IMG]
     
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  2. charliebrooker

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    The warrior SEO forum. That's a massive joke.
     
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  4. deal with it

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    Fact : keyword stuffing still works for some niches, check "quickbooks support phone number" for example. Pure Spam.
     
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    In fact, WF have a good content :)
     
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    Lol the one on page 2 was funny.
     
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    so funny
     
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    HA HA, send image is Epic one.
     
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    Refreshes my mind lol
     
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    It's funny and think the pictures
     
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    Whats SEO experts favorite thanksgiving dish?

    Keyword stuffing

    I know its lame, but i just made up in 5sec
     
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    So Matt Cutts walks into a bar and says "ow".
     
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    health.jpg
    seo google.jpg
    Seo guru.png
    SEO 1.jpg
     
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  14. DeadJoe

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    I ranked yo mama on page 1, you were the penalty.
     
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    Knock knock....
     
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    Who's there?
     
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    I know 1 it's pretty good : "SEO is dead".