Does anyone know any good SEO jokes?

[scribbles]

I'm not sure I've chosen the right thread but I love a good joke. Lighten up my mood, guys.

Here are some I've found online:

1. What do the Pandas like to eat? [Bamboo] [Bamboo Shoots] [Bamboo Leaves] [Bamboo Stems]
2. SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine
3. So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
4. What is an SEO’s favorite music?…Heavy Meta!

 

[charliebrooker]

The warrior SEO forum. That's a massive joke.

 

[bartosimpsonio]

What is SEO?

 

[deal with it]

Fact : keyword stuffing still works for some niches, check "quickbooks support phone number" for example. Pure Spam.

 

[The Blackhat Guy]

The warrior SEO forum. That's a massive joke.

In fact, WF have a good content

 

[DeadJoe]

Lol the one on page 2 was funny.

 

[Street Fighter]

so funny

 

[SEO FOX]

HA HA, send image is Epic one.

 

[sk123@]

Refreshes my mind lol

 

[Crazy Monkey]

It's funny and think the pictures

 

[Jason Starkey]

Whats SEO experts favorite thanksgiving dish?

Keyword stuffing

I know its lame, but i just made up in 5sec

 

[Zwielicht]

So Matt Cutts walks into a bar and says "ow".

 

[J-S-T]

 

[DeadJoe]

I ranked yo mama on page 1, you were the penalty.

 

[tonystarc]

Nice, really liked it.

 

[nikchaing]

 

[jollyman]

 

[laur.laurix]

Knock knock....

 

[Toto]

Who's there?

 

[Deleted member 719276]

I know 1 it's pretty good : "SEO is dead".