Do you ever shag on the first date?

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
Even if the Eternal Goddess, ruler of venus and destroyer of mortals came down from heaven and gave me an attitude I'd tell her to cram it.

I don' believe in that "league" bs.

Hmph.

I don't believe in it either. If she wasn't interested she wouldn't talk to you.

Also, I never sleep with anyone on the first date. Or the fifth. Or the tenth. Or ever.

I want a sandwich.

badasscoder · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
She's out of your league. Move on.

Edit: I can't believe you started a thread talking about openly cheating on me. You bastard.

Oh! So we have a twist in the story too!

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
Hmph.

I don't believe in it either. If she wasn't interested she wouldn't talk to you.

Also, I never sleep with anyone on the first date. Or the fifth. Or the tenth. Or ever.

I want a sandwich.

I got a sandwich ready, just say the word.

and it's not cheating, you dumped me

and I felt so alone that I ran to the first cute girl who paid attention to me. *sniff*

Fragmaster · Jan 31, 2017

@pewep sorry mate, it just happened. Me and @alwaysinvisible couldn't sneak around anymore

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
I got a sandwich ready, just say the word.

and it's not cheating, you dumped me and I felt so alone that I ran to the first cute girl who paid attention to me. *sniff*

When did I dump you? I don't even remember doing this.

Not saying you're lying bc it sounds like something I'd do but when did this happen?

Iamtheplayer10 · Jan 31, 2017

Irrelevant .. WTF....

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
When did I dump you? I don't even remember doing this.

Not saying you're lying bc it sounds like something I'd do but when did this happen?

I think you mentioned something about an asian and chocolate desert, so the writing's been on the wall.

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
I think you mentioned something about an asian and chocolate desert, so the writing's been on the wall.

Hey, don't get mad at @nikchaing bc he's cuter than you.

That's so petty. I thought you were better than that.

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
Hey, don't get mad at @nikchaing bc he's cuter than you.

That's so petty. I thought you were better than that.

No, I'm not mad I'm upgrading.

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
No, I'm not mad I'm upgrading.

Oooh, ouch. I guess you told me. Oh my poor feelings. They're so hurt.

I'm gonna go cry on this yacht now.

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
Oooh, ouch. I guess you told me. Oh my poor feelings. They're so hurt.

I'm gonna go cry on this yacht now.

My love, let's not do this - we'll be at it all night. Look, I still get warm, tickly feelings when I see you, can't we just do the regular ex thing of bang every once in a while and talk shit about our current significant others?

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
My love, let's not - we'll be at this all night. Look, I still get warm, tickly feelings when I see you, can't we just do the regular ex thing of bang every once in a while and talk shit about our current significant others?

You upgraded, remember? If she's all that great you shouldn't need to bang me on the side and talk shit about her to me.

And I am no one's side chick. I'm either the main event or nothing at all.

Don't go away mad dear. Just go away.

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
You upgraded, remember? If she's all that great you shouldn't need to bang me on the side and talk shit about her to me.

And I am no one's side chick. I'm either the main event or nothing at all.

Don't go away mad dear. Just go away.

Side chick? Aren't you being a bit too generous?

anon7 · Jan 31, 2017

And I am no one's side chick. I'm either the main event or nothing at all.

Don't go away mad dear. Just go away.

Yeah, you go girl! Love that backbone! (getting out the popcorn now).

karupoiss · Jan 31, 2017

Weren't you supposed to be celibate or something @pewep to charge your.. whatever magic energy

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
Side chick? Aren't you being a bit too generous?

I think you should ask yourself that question. As if I'd cheat on anyone with you.

Enjoy your upgrade. Hope she comes with a warranty.

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

karupoiss said:
Weren't you supposed to be celibate or something @pewep to charge your.. whatever magic energy

I am...but I like having fun and sometimes you just have to go with the flow. The beautiful lass was quite a stunner and I liked her voice, so I figured why not try my luck

.

pewep · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
I think you should ask yourself that question. As if I'd cheat on anyone with you.

Enjoy your upgrade. Hope she comes with a warranty.

I'll definitely enjoy every inch and second of it, with or (preferably) without your approval.

Hambone Oblivion · Jan 31, 2017

alwaysinvisible said:
I think you should ask yourself that question. As if I'd cheat on anyone with you.

Enjoy your upgrade. Hope she comes with a warranty.

Wait....Chicks come with warranties these days? I need to return mine, manufacturing defect...typically how long is the warranty period? Please say 2 years, Please say 2 years!!!!!

Reaver · Jan 31, 2017

pewep said:
I'll definitely enjoy every inch and second of it, with or (preferably) without your approval.

You don't need my approval. You're a grown man.

Bye Felicia.

Hambone Oblivion said:
Wait....Chicks come with warranties these days? I need to return mine, manufacturing defect...typically how long is the warranty period? Please say 2 years, Please say 2 years!!!!!

They come with lifetime warranties. If, at any point in your life, you want to return your chick, just tell her, "I think we need to see other people."

Do you ever shag on the first date?

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